#“custody battles ft clone force 99” of course that's assuming he doesn't die in “orders”

[margindoodles2407]

For some reason, my brain decided to go, "Okay, but what if Fives raised Omega?" and now I have the image of Fives holding a wittol freshly-decanted tubie Mayga in his two hands and ow I think I'm suffering brain damage ow ow ow ow

oh my gosh okay wait. i can see it. i'm crying

because i'm imagining the immediate aftermath of rookies

"Hey Captain? Hi, uh. There's something you should. Probably know. Before you, uh, let me into the Legion."

"Out with it then"

"Okay so. I'm a teen father"

*rex.exe has stopped working*

"hWAT"

"Yeah so I have a daughter that I found--"

"You found a daughter?!--"

"--I found a daughter, like... four years ago? Anyway I can't. Bring her to war but I also can't leave her on Kamino. So like. Do you think you could help"

"Does anyone know you have a daughter that you found???"

"No. Well, uh... Echo. But other than him no"

"Good Force"

*Cue Fives trying to raise Omega over the course of the war, various shenanigans and also heartbreaks, Rex Being A Grandfather Before The (Physical) Age Of Twenty-Five, and Custody Battles ft Clone Force 99"