#“They WERE scary now they're just small and hilarious” says Jesse as he tries to keep Crosshair from stealing his blaster
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archivewriter1ont · 21 days ago
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Cadet Batch Quotes
Kix: *giving all the Cadet Batch a checkup* Would you space monkeys hold still?! You’re gonna break my sphygmomanometer!
Cadet Wrecker: *chokes* Your WHAT?
Cadets Crosshair and Hunter: *dissolve into giggles*
Cadet Tech: *condescendingly* It should not be so funny... it is a real word.
Cadet Wrecker: You say it then!
Cadet Tech: Sphygmomanometer.
The Other Three: *falling down laughing*
Kix: Oh for crying out loud.
Echo: Can we check if their giggle boxes are connected or something?
Jesse: Wait, we have GIGGLE BOXES??!!
Rex: *facepalms*
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