#“Leon wouldn't treat me like this” yes the fuck he would and he also wouldn't give a shit either
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Leon stans be like "Leon Kennedy would never🥰" "Leon Kennedy would treat me right🥰🥰" when this man's average lines are "women🙄" and "following a lady's lead just isn't my style" and "maybe you're not heartless after all" to a woman who's saved his life 27473 times
#Banging my head against the wall scoffing so hard my lungs fall out over Leon stans#Y'all will straight up forget his entire character. Make shit up. And then fall in love with that.#You don't love Leon. You love your fake fanon idea of him that's not actually him. Dear God.#“Leon wouldn't treat me like this” yes the fuck he would and he also wouldn't give a shit either#Leon Kennedy#Resident evil#leon s kennedy#Resident evil 4#Re4#Resident evil 4 remake#Re4 remake#Resident evil 2#Resident evil 6#Re2#Re6#Resident evil memes#Ada Wong
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two weeks
Pairing: leon kennedy x gn!reader
Summary: "give me two weeks, you won't recognize her."
Warnings: songfic, SMUT SO MINORS DNI, sort sub!leon, confident reader
Author's Notes: if you know this song, you already know what's coming ;) this fanfic is also an ode to my queen fka twigs (so you can imagine the pressure i felt writing this lol). leon is also very lucky with me; first sade and now fka twigs? he is a lucky motherfucker man. enjoy your reading!
my leon's masterlist
"I know it hurts, you know I'd quench that thirst
(I can treat you better than her)
You say you're lonely, I say you'll think about it"
Like most things in your life, it doesn't start the "right" way. Yes, there is a date, but never a proper second or maybe third date, then a kiss. And at a particular stage of life, you didn't think you could seduce or date anyone. Even more so, your partner and friend Leon S. Kennedy. You had lost your touch or never really had one. And he was clearly in love with somebody else.
You had to hear about it occasionally if you decided to join him to drink. It bothered you more than it should, but you could do nothing about it.
And Leon Kennedy had the tendency to only "flirt" as a joke, anyway.
The smiles, the flirty smiles in your direction. They started here and there, just a tiny detail you didn't think much of, figuring it was just Leon being Leon. Then, the flirting. As if you could call it flirting, the man straight invited you to dinner after you two almost died in the hands of a B.O.W.
Leon's priceless face, when you accept it, makes everything almost all worth it.
"Higher than a motherfucker, dreaming of you as my lover
Flying like a streamer, thinking of new ways to do each other"
Leon is unsure during dinner. You watch his eyes wander around the restaurant, never looking straight at your face. The menu has confusing names with food you have never heard of. Leon had chosen a fancy place he clearly never went, and also somewhere he wasn't comfortable.
Later, after eating what you think was a snail with a weird tomato, you question why he brought you here. Leon mumbles he never thought you would accept it.
"Why?"
"I guess because you know...my situation."
"I know it hurts, you know I'd put you first
(I can fuck you better than her)"
Ada Wong? Oh, you knew their situation pretty well. You have heard more than once, actually: she and Leon seem to be connected to each other with a certain tension that never seems to die down over the years. This doesn't frighten you; you never ran away from a challenge. You preferred the harder ones anyway.
You wouldn't be stealing Leon from her since he was never his. And even if he was, it didn't matter.
"It doesn't really matter," You conclude, finishing your drink.
"Why not?"
"Because you could be mine at the end. We can't risk that."
The smile Leon gives you is all the answer you need.
"Feel your body closing, I can rip it open
Suck me up, I'm healing for the shit you're dealing"
You are bad, Leon realizes, really bad. It is the way you make him feel pleasure, the way look at him, fierce and daring, as if he is the only one for you. It makes him feel special, unique, like Ada never could. Not because she didn't want to but.
"Hey, eyes on me, Leon."
Your authoritative voice calls him back, and Leon feels a chill. He had only seen you concentrated like this during missions. Looking deadly and calm, Leon Kennedy is your target now. Leon shouldn't have invited you to his apartment, but he was curious. Curious to see how further you could actually go.
How you would make him yours.
It could be enough, Leon thinks, his hand pushing your head down into his hard cock. He likes to watch you suffocate and how good your lips are around his dick, your mouth wet and slippery, perfect for him.
After falling into bed, exhausted, Leon confesses, his face hidden by his sweaty hair.
"This...could work."
You smirk back. You could work with that.
"Smoke on your skin to get those pretty eyes rolling
My thighs are apart for when you're ready to breathe in"
You don't call Leon the next day. Or the other. He calls you on Monday night after a full day of behaving like nothing happened during the weekend as if you two remained just good co-workers.
He comes by your house, and you imagine he will want to finish everything. It would be typical of Leon to get afraid if someone got too close. Leon would apologize and argue it was all a mistake. His kiss as soon as you open the door silences your internal doubts. Leon Kennedy is there, and he wants you.
You take him to your bedroom, clothes falling on the way, and you ignore the little emotion you have when he looks so vulnerable under your palms. You suck him again because Leon Kennedy asks for it. It seems someone has gotten addicted to your mouth.
"So good. Fuck."
You let him moan and tremble in your bed. A bed that you often imagined you would, one day, have Leon for yourself, just for you. His moans fill up the room, and you suspect you will never be able to sleep again without thinking about it.
"Suck me up, I'm healing for the shit you're dealing
High motherfucker, get your mouth open, you know you're mine"
You are at his house now, almost two weeks since this started. Leon has you under him, back against the mattress, legs spread apart. You look a mess, and he loves it. His hands rub your chest, giving your nipple a good squeeze, focusing on moving his hips against you. The way you liked. Oh yeah, Leon Kennedy, in less than two freaking weeks, knows precisely where to hit.
"Shit." He groans, his mouth open with his eyes semi-closed.
He looks sinful. If there was ever some God of sex around or a demon, Leon would be one of his forms used to seduce people. And he is trembling, shaking, panting because of you.
"Leon."
You must remind him to bring himself back and stop teasing you. He looks at you, and his blue eyes darken.
"What do you want? What do you need? You gotta tell me."
Oh, Leon, you think smiling. Still naive about whom exactly was in control there. He forgets sometimes you are as trained as he is. Taking him by surprise, you shift positions, sitting on top of him. Leon's dick goes further inside you, making you both groan.
"You forget Leon, I don't have much patience."
You watch as Leon Kennedy simply collapses in front of your eyes. It had been like this every night you had been together, Leon's expression changing to pure bliss. You think it was nice seeing him like this as you gently grab his face.
"Come on, you know what to do by now."
Leon licks his lips, moaning your name. He raises his hips up with ease, starting to meet your thrusts. You smile, victorious. After you both cum, bodies trembling, you can feel Leon examining your face as his warm hand rubs your cheek gently.
"We could do this if you still want me."
It is adorable how unsure he is still with himself, although his dick was buried deep inside you. As if you hadn't been banging your brains like crazy those last two weeks. But it is the first time he has been truly open.
You lick your lips, whispering.
"I know you aren't mine yet, but..."
"I want to be."
You look into his eyes, looking for any trace of insecurity from Leon. There was none, just the heavy stare of his confession. Leon reminded you of a younger version of himself, one you saw in a picture, his big blue eyes anxious and his face watching you. You knew you were in danger territory now: Leon was letting you in.
"We could do this" Your voice sounds vulnerable and different from earlier. More emotional "It will be slow. We will take our time. No rush."
"Yes."
Leon Kennedy opens a smile that has you hide your face on his neck. You want more, much more, but for now, this is enough.
#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy x reader#leon s kennedy x you#leon kennedy smut#leon kennedy fanfic#leon kennedy fanfics#leon kennedy imagine#leon kennedy imagines#i seriously 100% hope i made justice to my queen fka twigs#CAUSE THIS SONG IS NOT TOO BE MESSED WITH
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I agree on your post about fandom with Leon. I like him but the way fandom treats him and acts if he's the only character that has gone thru the most hell, it makes me not want to see him in any further content for awhile. Don't me get started on the shipping aspect of him whether it's self-shipping or his relationships with other characters.
I'd really love it if people who ship leon with themselves or reader or whatever would choose TWO ways to tag it as a group so I can block it en masse and not see their boring ass fantasies generated from character ai play out the same way 500x a day no matter how many variants of the tag I block.
Every time I think it might be a character analysis it's slapped with "He Wouldn't Fucking Say That" but for every sentence, and I get to decide whether I'm going to block or scroll faster.
Shipping aside(because woooo do aeon, cleon, and jilleon shippers love showing their misogyny as much as people who ship leon with other boring white men), seeing people baby him incessantly as if he's not a grown ass man is a different level of fury. Yes, his job fucking sucks. Yes, he was suckered into it. He's not special actually. How many people have the option to not work a shitty job for an uncomfortable period of time in their lives without suffering immediate financial consequences? I'll tell you who. Rich people. Who I don't respect anyways. You know who else has a shitty job? Literally the entire recurring cast of characters we see, majority of whom are women.
You know what usually makes a job shittier? Not having a dick. I cannot fucking imagine the hell that Jill, as much of a paragon in her field as Chris is, has to experience from the men higher ups questioning every single fucking decision she makes on top of dealing with bioweapon bullshit. Her only reprieve? Probably Chris or Barry stepping in for her to shut them up, and if not that, she can get some of that anger out through the gorey, visceral violence some people dream of having as an outlet when dealing with shitty customers in retail.
And don't even get me fucking started on Rebecca and Claire who don't have the mercy of that much of a reprieve! Both of them have to deal with politicians from multiple countries, majority men, also questioning and second guessing their every plan while they try to provide life-saving medicine and resources to people who need them. You know what Leon has to hear from politicians? Arrest or kill this guy and go home. Escort this person and go home. They dont' question his competency. I know for a fucking fact Claire and Rebecca get the third degree if they so much as even suggest a faster way to supply necessary footwork in order to rebuild a neighborhood or save lives, meanwhile Leon goes home and does, uh, fucking nothing until he's called onto the next job.
But oooohh ooohh woobie baby pookie puppy daddy waawaa googoo gaga leon kennedy has a dwinking pwoblem. He's soooo babygirl and needs to be cuddled and protected and loved because his job is sooooooo stressful, and he's a victim.
You know who's a fucking victim in this situation post RE2? Sherry goddamn Birkin who apparently has zero fucking contact with Leon for 15 whole years after the government snatched them. YOU KNOW? THE GUY WHO SAID HE'D KEEP AN EYE ON HER FOR CLAIRE. THAT ONE. Did I mention she is a sudden orphan after watching her mom die in front of her? Oh, and her upbringing can be considered questionable at best due to RE6 being a genuine shit show. Oh and she also let doctors experiment on her body in order to A)Fuck around with the G-Virus, and B) figure out cures and vaccines, WHICH MOST OF WERE MADE BY REBECCA ANYWAY WITHOUT HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION? So like!!!! If I want to separate it further by saying who has the worst shitty government job dealing with Umbrella after it's shut down, it still isn't fucking Leon! Can you imagine the hellscape assignments they send Sherry into with her super healing ability??????? I know they're worse because she can survive egregious injury without them using money to provide medical supplies! And you know governments everywhere love cutting corners when it comes to money.
But Leon is blonde ONCE, in ONE GAME, a good game yes but is apparently so iconic his pain magically takes precedent as the worst above everyone else's. And I hate that so fucking much because even Leon doesn't think this about himself! Leon literally doesn't think he has it the worst out of everyone! He just kinda wants to die sometimes which is not the same thing! Yet, the unfortunate amount of fans with little to no media literacy believe otherwise.
#resident evil#re#leon kennedy#jill valentine#rebecca chambers#claire redfield#sherry birkin#anonymous#heh nothing personal kid#re analysis
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Heyy how are you??
I hope you wouldn’t mind my 100th request atm, also spoilers down here😭…
Could I request Mondo Oowada, Leon Kuwata and Mikan Tsumiki With a S/O who basically died/got executed the same way as Korekiyo Shinguji did?? (Bonus: maybe they find out that the reader killed the “person” the same way korekiyo did as well?)
Please inform me privately if this request makes you uncomfortable or if you just wanna delete it, I’ll understand.
Thanks!
Yooo! I'm good, you?
Nah, of course I don't mind. I love doing your requests :3
Ngl, this was pretty fun x3 Hope you like this
Mondo, Leon and Mikan with an S/O who Killed and got Killed like Korekiyo Shinguji
Mondo Owada
When his bro Taka got killed, he was pissed
Especially in the manner he was killed in
He was glad you were still with him though
But he was hellbent on finding out who killed his bro
You helped him look for clues and you were by his side when you all came together for the trial
The trial was painfully long, but later into it, the evidence was starting to point to you
Mondo was even more pissed
No way could you be the killer!
"You're fucking delusional! (Name) would never kill my bro! Check your evidence again, you dumb shits!"
He fought Makoto and Kyoko to the best of his ability, but they weren't backing down
They just presented more evidence that proved it was you
Then the end of the trial came, and everyone voted for you
Mondo was just getting even more enraged
He refused to believe you could be a killer
But Monokuma declared that you were in fact the killer
Then he turned to you
"Is it true?"
His voice was so quiet, exhausted by all the yelling he had been doing
Then you smiled and said something that shattered him forever
"Yes. I am the killer."
On the inside, he was still struggling to believe it
Then his anger returned, and he curled his hand into a fist and started yelling again
If you're a guy, he would've socked the shit outta you
"You fucking asshole! Why the fuck did you kill my brother?! How could you do that to me, you damn traitor?!"
Your face turned serious
"It was for my sister."
He stopped for a second, his eyes widening in surprise
"What?"
"She did not approve of your dear 'brother's' behavior. He was fighting over Alter Ego as if she belonged to him. That's no way to treat a woman. I had to kill him and that... filthy scum in order to keep her safe."
Mondo could barely even wrap his head around what you were saying
He remembered you talking about your sister with admiration, but he didn't think it was this serious
"Did I not mean a damn thing to you?!"
"Hm... Well, you were a nice temporary companion to take her place. But I'm afraid you could never hold a candle to her. And now, the time has come for us to be reunited..."
At this point, Mondo was out of words
He couldn't even express how disgusting the whole thing was
But now, it was time for you to face your punishment
Mondo couldn't even watch as Monokuma dragged you off to your execution
But when he did look up, he saw something incredibly disturbing
You were boiled to death, then your sister betrayed you and erased your ghost as well
At the end, Mondo couldn't even be angry anymore
He had lost his best friend, and his significant other
Some of the others tried to comfort him, but he wasn't having it
After the trial, he trudged back to his room and flopped down on the bed
He's not sure if he can keep going after this
Leon Kuwata
Seeing the bodies of Hifumi and Taka horrified him
Hifumi was weird and Taka was annoying, but damn, they didn't deserve this
Honestly, he's probably gonna stay as far away from the bodies as possible
You can investigate if you want, but count him out
When it came time for the trial, he mainly just listened to what the others were saying while trying to cope with the situation
He started to zone out after a while, but when they started to accuse you, he was on high alert
"Huh? Wait, what do you mean (Name)'s the killer?! They wouldn't do that kind of disgusting shit!"
Boy, was he furious
No matter what Makoto and Kyoko said, he refused to listen
"No! I refuse to acknowledge you! They're not the killer! You're stupid, both of you! Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
And when you were voted out, think of how he reacted when he was exposed as the killer during the first trial
He was in complete and utter shock
So you really did kill them?
"Why...?"
That's all he could force out
"I had to. For her."
"Who the hell's 'her?!'"
"My sister. She found Hifumi and Kiyotaka's behavior to be revolting. They treated Alter Ego like their property, and that's no way to treat a woman. They needed to be dealt with."
Leon didn't even know what to think about this
"You're fucking sick. You murdered two people because of some stupid delusion?! Didn't I mean anything to you?!"
You smiled at him
"Well, you certainly drove away the loneliness I felt in my sister's absence. I will remember you well in the afterlife. But I'm afraid my dear sister matters more to me."
Leon couldn't even watch as you were dragged off to your execution
Though he found himself speechless when your own sister turned her back on you
He never believed in ghosts, but what he saw was legit
He's not sure if he can keep going after that
Mikan Tsumiki
She was horrified when Sonia and Ibuki were announced dead
Hiyoko is replaced by Sonia because it's more fitting
Her last two friends from Hope's Peak were gone, and she didn't know what to do
But she had to perform an autopsy on their bodies, so she needed to push past her fear and do what had to be done
Then it was time to head down to the trial
She clung onto your arm the whole time
Your presence was comforting for her
Mikan provided useful info from her autopsies, but she couldn't make heads or tails of who the killer was
When the signs started pointing to you, she was horrified
"Wh-What?! N-No, that can't be right! (Name) c-can't be the killer! It's impossible!"
She tried to defend you as best as she could, but even she was starting to wonder if it was true
But even when you were voted out, she still couldn't believe it
Her dear sweet s/o, a killer?
"N-No, that has to be wrong! They c-can't be the killer! R-Right?"
But now that you were caught, yoi saw no point in hiding anymore
Mikan was devastated that you killed someone
Two people, at that
"(Name)... Why did you do this?"
"For her."
"Huh?"
"My sister. She left my side quite some time ago. I didn't want her to be lonely in the afterlife, so I killed those girls so they could be friends with her."
Mikan could hardly believe what she was hearing
You committed a murder, two murders, for your sister who's long dead
Did Mikan even mean anything to you?
Unfortunately, she didn't have time to ask as you were being dragged off to your execution
This one was by far the most disturbing
She wanted so badly to look away, but her eyes were glued to the screen
It was even worse that your own sister betrayed you
Mikan never thought about ghosts or whatever, but knowing that you wouldn't be there in the afterlife was pretty upsetting
After that, she was completely shattered
She didn't know if she could move forward from it, or if she could even try
#danganronpa#danganronpa x reader#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#danganronpa goodbye despair#mondo owada x reader#leon kuwata x reader#mikan tsumiki x reader
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Hey, same ship anon and you summarised my feelings about Ada quite well! I'm very new to the franchise (and I first met her in original RE4) and just adored her. I saw so much exciting potential for this character and then the more I dived into it, I just became really disappointed!
It feels to me like they write absolutely nothing for her, other than to make Leon slightly more interesting and it's come across as lazy and misogynistic to me. Even her tumblr tag is completely saturated with him... It's why I really don't like the ship, because god she could just be so much MORE than "sexy cameo for the main guy".
Also yes, the Leon story wouldn't be severely impacted without her either. I would love for a separate Ada story altogether! Thanks so much for sharing your opinion with me! Have a lovely weekend.
Fingers crossed that RE4make's Separate Ways gives us the Ada story we've always needed.
The thing I like about Ashley, since you did ask earlier, is that she never tries to be anything other than what she is. Part of that is just because she's only ever been in the one title, but like. Some of the characters in RE feel confused just in concept.
Steve Burnside is probably the best example of this, where I have no idea what the fuck the idea behind him was ever actually supposed to be. He's a prisoner except it's only because of his dad and he can dual weild Lugers despite being a total dipshit who's only like 17 and he's in love with Claire because ??? And then he gets infected and Wesker steals his corpse and DID CAPCOM HAVE A PLAN AT ALL WHEN THEY STARTED WRITING CODE VERONICA
Ashley is just Ashley, and she never tries to be anything or anyone else.
And I really like the idea of Ashley being a grounding sense of normalcy for someone like Leon, who has the most complicated and miserable life of any of the main cast. And I love that he, in return, breaks her out of her privileged rich girl bubble and she's actually able to experience being treated like an actual person for once and know that her achievements are her own.
There's a potential there for the two of them to actually enrich each other as characters, because their relationship in canon is only just beginning and leaves the door open for more.
The issue with Leon and Ada is that, while they did also have the potential to enrich each other, that story between them ended pretty decisively at the end of RE2. But for some reason, it still tries to hang around, even though there's nothing more that the two of them can gain from each other. So they're just... aimlessly hanging on to each other in a way that does nothing to benefit either of them and makes the entire narrative shittier as a result.
I could go into more about Leon and Ashley's dynamic and all of the things I love about them, but since we were specifically talking about character roles in terms of the utilization of them in canon, I did just want to touch on that one point real fast.
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Leon stans, if he:
- treats you right
- isn't sexist
- is not an incel
- would actually stay home from work to take care of you when you're sick
- would actually make you food, and clean
That's not Leon Kennedy, that's Ethan Winters.
Leon stans be like "Leon Kennedy would never🥰" "Leon Kennedy would treat me right🥰🥰" when this man's average lines are "women🙄" and "following a lady's lead just isn't my style" and "maybe you're not heartless after all" to a woman who's saved his life 27473 times
#Official ethan propaganda MAYBE but hey at least he's not a canon incel LMFAO#Banging my head against the wall scoffing so hard my lungs fall out over Leon stans#Y'all will straight up forget his entire character. Make shit up. And then fall in love with that.#You don't love Leon. You love your fake fanon idea of him that's not actually him. Dear God.#“Leon wouldn't treat me like this” yes the fuck he would and he also wouldn't give a shit either#Leon Kennedy#Resident evil#Ethan Winters
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