#“I haven't had that happen but Master Bruce nearly impaled himself on a wooden sword as a child”

[erinwantstowrite]

With "divorced parents vibe" for Tony and Dick, all I can see is the two of them arguing, and Peter in the background like "wow, it's been forever since I've had two living guardians at the same time-"

also, now I'm imagining Alfred and Happy exchanging stories of the dumbest things their billionaire employers have done lol

The stories that Alfred and Happy would tell each other? Holy shit. Need a show where it's just them complaining to each other over a Sunday brunch