#ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ? [CRACK.]

[lordheis]

today I’ve been thinking about the introductory scene with heisenberg so much. why is he like that. why did he do that. why did he feel the need to set up all those tedious traps just for ethan to run through them like a rat in a maze

[lordheis]

tatian: nicc don't do it

nicc: *punches karl's ass*

tatian, facepalming: oh my gods.

to say he didn’t jump would be a strong farse. no one really expects a punch right in the posterior, karl no less, and his face twists up to accommodate the strange-and-oddly-humorous sensation. without a word, without so much as a turn of his head — heisenberg gives a deep, hot breath through his nostrils, unimpressed, and flicks up one of his wrists.

the brown glove glides it’s fingers upwards, and just like that, a thin sheet of stainless steel — light enough to avoid any major damages — eagerly soars right over to nicc, clamping itself on the top of his head ; accompanied by a charmingly timed “ WUB WUB WUB, “ the music of wobbling metal.

[lordheis]

important post of the evening

[lordheis]

“ . . . karl’s still a better name than ethan. no — not just ethan. but ethan winters ? real cute. fit for the fuckin’ season. “

[lordheis]

“ you all suck. every single one of you sneaky little snot-nosed bastards. don’t think i don’t see you plotting, because i do. i’m going to smush you all into paste. “

“ . . . after i get this jello off my hammer. fuck me. eww. “

[lordheis]

do you guys think Karl would listen to ABBA. because my vote is yes. frequently

[lordheis]

Walks in and sniffs. “smells like SIMP IN HERE”

an eyebrow cocks upwards, and karl makes a face that states confusion ; lips in a slight pout as he grabs hold of the collar of his dirtied trench coat, lifting it up to his nose. " — i don't reek that bad, do i ? "

[lordheis]

karl heisenberg haha more like karl diesenberg 

[lordheis]

📜 for the Duke and Heisenberg

incorrect quotes generator // accepting Heisenberg: I'm incredibly fast at math. Duke: Alright, what's 30x17? Heisenberg: 47 Duke: That's not even close. Heisenberg: But it was fast.

[lordheis]

📜

incorrect quotes generator // accepting

Heisenberg: I’m going to take you out.

Amelia: Great, it’s a date!

Heisenberg: I meant that as a threat.

Amelia: See you at five!

[lordheis]

📜

incorrect quotes generator // accepting Heisenberg: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Valeria: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Heisenberg: No! Four to five seconds! Valeria: Too late!!! A bonus -- Valeria: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Heisenberg: Stop romanticizing the past.

[lordheis]

📜

incorrect quotes generator // accepting Brent: How do I deal with my enemies? Heisenberg: Kill them. Brent: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Heisenberg: Kill them only a little?

[lordheis]

📜📜📜 😎(Lets do dis)

incorrect quotes generator // accepting Heisenberg: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Kekipi: Kekipi: Heisenberg, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Heisenberg: *Sips coffee from bowl* Heisenberg: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Kekipi: You and me!!! Heisenberg, tearing up: Okay. Kekipi: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Heisenberg: Wednesay Kekipi: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

[lordheis]

Karl: STOP touching me.

Roisin, hand hovering near Karl’s face: I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you! I’m not!

[lordheis]

📜📜

incorrect quotes generator // no longer accepting Mina: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Heisenberg: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Mina: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[lordheis]

📜(Luis)

incorrect quotes generator // no longer accepting Heisenberg, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Luis: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Luis: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! Heisenberg, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Luis: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! Luis: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Heisenberg, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ