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peter and harry, sitting together in a cell -
harry: so, who should we call? peter: i'd say mj, but i feel safer in jail
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"Sorry, can't RESIST - you're just too adorable when you trip all over yourself arguing about it."
❛ not you too -------- you and moon , never leaving me the hell alone about ... I AM PROUD OF IT. i just don't need the world to know that. ❜
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º ✧ 。the mets won game 1 of the divisional playoffs - party at pete & mj's ! who is coming and what are you bringing ???
#let's be honest they would've had a party to watch the game too. get the grill going. themed drinks. the whole nine#personally ? mj is more of a football fox than she is a baseball babe#but peter loves it *so much* and seeing that joy brings HER joy so *hell yes* go mets#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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º ✧ 。the boy band of wife guys meets on thursdays at the rec center
#time to reclaim the title guys ! don't let the ned fulmers of the world ruin it for you#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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[tasm peter, in that cadence from that one j.ohn mu.laney bit even though in retrospect it's a little yikes] THAT'S MY FINANCEE
º ✧ 。mj's face card never declines and @labwebs knows it !
"from pretending like you didn't want me to being scream it from the rooftops levels of proud? we call that GROWTH, tiger"
#is she ever gonna stop teasing him about how long he held out? no#is she ever gonna get sick of hearing how he feels now? also no#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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"yeah, you're right. but you should come over here and let me take a closer look at that SILVER MEDAL of yours. in the bedroom. or the kitchen. or living room. or fire escape, if you're feeling freaky..."
"ONLY second to you beautiful!"
#mj vc: we can practice making another perfect fucking kiddo#WE KNOW THEY GOT THE GOOD GENES OK THESE KIDS ARE STUNNERS#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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*stares at pretty wife*
º ✧ 。mj's face card never declines and @bruz3r knows it !
"... honey, close your mouth - you're drooling"
#hello my angel did you know i love you ? :''')#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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Umf
º ✧ 。@kryptonfuture thinks mj is hot !
"you have EXCELLENT taste in humans ..."
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º ✧ 。@webheadedhero thinks mj is hot !
"kinda goes without saying, since i'm your DREAM GIRL and all..."
#but also hey peter ? if you stop saying it you're in big trouble#º ✧ 。all's well that ends well to end up with you webheadedhero#º ✧ 。 if it takes my heart and soul you know i'd pay the price mj && peter#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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EHEM.
º ✧ 。 @spiderz0mbie thinks she's mj's type !
"see? look how far a little EFFORT gets you - i'm not even mad your taste in television isn't RIGHT... yet"
#sorry cass you're about to get the abridged summary of the last decade of 90 day fiancé AND the spinoffs#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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º ✧ 。 @spiderz0mbie thinks she's mj's type !
i DoN't EvEn NeEd To FiLl It OuT
pffft. cass, plz. it's mj. she demands the EFFORT. in fact, she demands a LOT of effort, ESPECIALLY from costumed heroes who ditch her routinely to go save the world - if she's not getting FUCKLOADS of effort in the rare moments she has their attention all to herself ??? she will THROW (verbal) HANDS.
but also, side question - CAN spider!zombie "die" for someone ??? isn't she already dead ??? lore loop hole ???
#toki i love you sm you lazy little SHIT <3 and i'm so happy to see you and cass back on the dash :)#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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"Next time I'm coming with you." 🥰🥰🥰
º ✧ 。random chaos in the inbox with @bruz3r !
"Sure, baby. Just admit how OBSESSED you are with me and you can tag along for everything"
#bruce needs his own tag imma work on that#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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"There. It's not a paycheck but I'd argue it's way more VALUABLE."
@punsxwebs
"I don't get paid enough for this... ow... actually, come to think of it, I don't get paid at all for this..."
#just a little cheek kiss in the mask. just a baby one#º ✧ 。 if it takes my heart and soul you know i'd pay the price mj && peter#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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umf! [ from jackson <3 ]
º ✧ 。@altrxisme thinks mj is HOT !
"... does this mean i get free coffee?"
#is he giving it to her for free because she's hot? or buying it for her because she's hot? she'll take either. might even kiss as a tip#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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"If you've seen my wife, please tell her to come home. I miss her. Gotham missed her."
º ✧ 。 @bruz3r is about to put mj's face on milk cartons !
"You should've QUIT while you were ahead and just stuck with 'I miss her.' Besides, I don't think the city thinks ANYTHING about me outside of 'Bruce Wayne's hot wife'." MJ hummed, her tone serious and unimpressed even as a smile began to spread on her lips.
#º ✧ 。i will follow you into the dark mj && bruce#º ✧ 。i've only had half of four bottles of wine dash crack tag
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[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?
º ✧ 。one (1) new message from --- @sunxsin !
[sms → ding-a-LING 👯 ] why, are you jealous ??? [sms → ding-a-LING 👯 ] you can't have ALL the attention, you know
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