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[eerna]

reached the end of the tears of the dragon questline. I knew it I had a feeling ever since my discovery yesterday I had a feeling and I am so so so sad and horrified but that was badass what a great idea A+ game you have such a good story opportunity here please please grab it

[botanikos]

Prince Stolas has appeared ! What to do? ☆

yell at

run away

punch

do "it"

[forh3r]

WHAT'S PECULIAR ABOUT YOUR SOUL?

your soul is ... bright.

it glitters like a winking star ... occasionally it must be covered with a tarp, so that guests do not lose their vision to its splendor. many wonder what causes it to behave in such a way ... but your collector has no straight answer; even they are unaware. are you grinning? you can not tell ... you lie coiled there in your display, revealing every facet of yourself to marveled onlookers ... your face aches? why does it ache? are you grinning?

[cashewally-sarcastic]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[sylviareviar]

"Ah... Y-y'think? Still, 8 out of 10 is only a B. I wish I'd gotten an A on that quiz... Maybe it's because it's only been a few months...?"

"Although, I guess you could spin that monkey comment around another way. When I was little, Papa used to call me a little monkey sometimes, and I remember I didn't like it either. But then he explained to me it was just because I was so active and loved to climb on stuff. I could've been an acrobat if I'd kept at it, but then I started getting self-conscious and stopped. Come to think of it, I miss climbing. Maybe we should find someplace to just... climb trees or something, just for fun. The weather's been pretty forgiving lately."

[imprvdente]

→ Fish Monet has appeared! What do you do?

→ Worship → Flatter → Ask to leave → Kiss on the cheek

[erxsxre-archived]

How attractive are you?  

"It's broken..."

[expvrgction]

1. Do this uquiz

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

"But why would I be like my father? It doesn't make sense..."

Tagged by @randomeeveelutions!

Tagging: @sins-of-the-sea (Any of the Seven!), @chiromutt/@project115,

[sollucets]

i got to play bg3 for the first time today (via being the dark urge devil on the shoulder of my friend who streamed it for me) and i had. GREAT fun

[pureposer]

Difficult Person Test

Stolen from: @strawberry-barista

Tagging: Steal it!

"Well that's a falsehood. I'm an easy Being to get along with, it's just everyone else refuses to understand that."

[melpomeneprose]

Make your own.

Tagged by: myself.

Tagging: @lifedreamt, @gentlejack, @annastrxng & @historiavn. ♥️

[countlessrealities]

how evil are you?

A shrug. Has he done questionable things? Definitely. Has he committed actions that others have seen as horrifying? Apparently. Does he care enough to agree or disagree? Nope.

"A-As if I gave a shit about s-some idiotic made up social standard."

A beat of silence.

"...A-Aw geez, c'mon."

It seems like the universe has decided to call him out on all the bad acts he had committed, more or less unwillingly. All the blood spilled without remorse or second thoughts, everything he had taken while justifying it with some obviously fake excuse, all the horrors he has allowed himself to be an accomplice in.

...When had he become that fucked up?

[obeetlebeetle]

i do think that atp the question of canonicity is pretty moot. like why litigate something that never really had a shape to begin with? frankly my favorite thing that hussie ever did was say why does it matter if anything is canon. what IS interesting to me abt continuing past the comic is that it still clearly wants us to react, it wants to elicit an emotional response. and we are and it has.

bowie and i were talking a lot during the stucky thing abt what the revival meant and why it took the shape that it did. how ppl were thrilled to defend it not bc of any interest in reengaging w the ship, but as a nostalgia object and therefore a marker of identity. importantly -- an identity to fight for bc it seems to prove ur own worth. soo much pride gets wrapped up in fandom.

it's really interesting to see the different types of pride on display now -- pride over having read up to this point, pride over never reading 'post-canon', pride over knowing the minutiae of what's going on behind the scenes, pride over not paying attention, etc. all different forms of myth making. and that happened during the original run too, it's nothing new. im curious to see what will happen once ppl start talking abt the new content in the work, but my guess is, interest will fade pretty fast after everyone declares who they are in reaction to the rererereresurrection.

[azmenka]

WHAT KIND OF VILLAIN ARE YOU?

Then Let Me Be Evil.

You never wanted to hurt anyone, but the world never gave you a choice. You did the best you could with what you had, but every innocent mistake you made was held against you when it counted, every crossroads led you down the wrong path no matter which way you went. No matter what you did, the odds were stacked against you. It wasn't fair, and you are sick and tired of being told what a monster you are for things out of your control. Well, fine. They want a monster? YOU'LL GIVE THEM A MONSTER!

tagged by: @goldenngore

tagging: you. just do it.

[youngster-monster]

everytime i look back at my own anon asks they get longer and i feel like im writing an essay except the essay is hyperfixation fueled rambling . does that mean anything i WILL get my wow lore from you i HAVE been getting my wow lore from you and there is nothing that any gamer alive can do to stop me because i have more free time than i should be allowed to have and an obsession for two dead gay elves. i think about them every single day and i think that this can be accredited to you, ELVES???? IN MY MULTI-MASSIVELY ONLINE ROLEPLAYING GAME???????? MANY OF THEM??? AND THEYRE COMPETENT TOO?????? oh man oh god i (i am shoveling everything on my desk into a suitcase) i dunno if i (i am hauling my computer and monitors into a comically enormous suitcase that is far larger than the contents would require) dunno if i can (searching "FINAL FANTASY XIV DOWNLOAD") i dont know if i can play that g- okay for real though i May In Fact Download FFXIV . i am scared of games i know nothing about because Uh brain sucks but youve convinced me by setting up one of those stick and box animal traps with promise of elves as the bait. i now get to message my sister who has also been hitting me with ffxiv copypasta and tell her i am interested PLEASE please please i would literally do anything to see subs tank so that they have no choice but to kick illidan out of space hell and by extension kael and vashj too so they can be mean to eachother and have the banter i so crave. to me their banter is what mana addiction is to the high elves. i miss them every single day my brother actually found out about the gay elves when i left wow open on my computer ("what relevance does that have?" you know how you can name your wow character almost anything? yeah so i have this thing where i physically cannot stop myself from testing if ship names are available for use on any game i play and uhm. youll never guess what i was testing on wow right then and there) which is tragically positioned in such a way that it is visible to the entire room and when he saw it he looked so disappointed but in no way surprised whatsoever

the time that i have to message you approaches very quickly because the ask length is getting Worse. it is getting So Bad. my deepest condolences that you have to sift through this whole thing i just have so many things to say at any given time

frankly this reminds me of my old forums days. did y'all ever do that thing where you made a friend on a forum and instead of exchanging numbers (no mobile phone) or skype contacts you'd just exchange novel-length private messages? emails with extra steps.

i am so sorry for the dead elves brainrot. it will get worse.

me 🤝 your sister Come Play FFXIV. They Are Extending The Free Trial In October. You Cannot Escape The Elves

it's actually a good game too especially once you make it past base game! as a wow player i found it pretty easy to get into after a quick period of adaptation ( < forged in the crucible of wotlk-era wow)

i just KNOW the outland trio has some incredibly comedic AND tragic potential with their banter and blizzard is KEEPING IT FROM US.

everyday hapless brothers are subjected to their sibling's dead gay elves obsession.... and it will happen again. when we're in the same room i often ask my brother random wow lore questions and he answers me immediately before going (extremely suspicious) "why. is this for a fanfic." yes it is now tell me more about coastal cities in the eastern kingdom for this throwaway line im trying to write

i also cannot shut the fuck up and i love attention and friendship so i'm having a blast personally 😌 everyday i log on and go "ah :) got a new message from my Secret Connection" like we're two spies in the 17th century corresponding through letters folded under a rock

[solheimisms]

@dutyworn sent:

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