#{with still does not understand what a zombie apocalypse is hehe}

[maymeowmoo]

X & FM redesigns!

[Note: I am treating em as characters and not their irl counterparts. However! I will base some headcanons on their irl counterparts!]

Felt like witting some Halfcanon/Headcanon (Are interpretations of a character lines considered canon??? idk) stuff below! I will put a '*' with a link to the 'halfcanon/interpreted' stuff so u know where it came from, so the ones without a link besides them are most likley full on headcanons :3

(The section below is still a MASSIVE W.I.P! u.u Wanna work on it overtime tbh~ In other words I'll add onto here once I re-watch more~ ^u^/) (Oh and a small warning the section is/will be HUGE. Lossa scrolling!!!)

X has trouble reading (I would headcanon it as dyslexia tbh)*

FMs favorite food are Beans but he dislikes Doritos (The opposite of his irl/channel counterpart)*

Nowadays when the crew is having adventures X tends to procrastinate and play video games*. He is actually very happy with being 'retired'.

FM simps over characters with pigtails. That's why he ties his hair in the same style!*

X has total boomer energy. He prefers a simplistic lifestyle.

FM is the weakest canonical character (dang u_u) so to make up for it he is resourceful and has good aim. He did get into the police force after all.

X likes cute things and is very comfortable with that fact.* FM also likes cute things! Issa one of the things they bond over as friends :D

X is rather positive but if you tick him he will make sure you know u ticked him! He is also the sanest of all the Smg4 characters (though that doesn't say much does it?)

FM can be quite silly but is still responsible especially on duty. Unless you have a penguin ofc*.

[Edit1: Nov 27/Year 2023]

X sometimes takes FMs penguin on stroller rides*

X is quick to resolve conflict (duh!)*

X likes to play chess and is decent at it. (Boomerrrr energyy/Nah I also like chess tbh)*

X got all his firearms* from FM who actually stole them from his workplace. X always keeps them around in case of a zombie apocalypse.

(Uh adding on to the thing above hehe) X is obsessed with zombies. He hates them very much.*

FM owns a diary and has a hand written friends list.*

FM doesn't like old people.*

FM doesn't like stuffy things -o-/ (understandably so... Idk if I should add this since most ppl don't like stuffy things but why not add it ig)*

I don't know what to do with this FM info below but uh... ok ig?*

[Note/Credit?: The plushies are from the -> Official shop <- & the 64 models I took from the -> Wiki! <-]

[rust-bearer]

Zombie au that I haven’t touched since like May… anyway the Combaticon family all had hobbies before the whole outbreak like usual, and I think they still attempt to entertain said hobbies after the apocalypse occurs.

Written in ask form because I’m way too lazy to write it in story form

Swindle runs with the “survivors” and is often out of the house for days on end. It’s that fast-paced, risky lifestyle he’s entertained before this mess occurs, and if he keeps himself busy with sipping champagne and laughing atop some sick millionaire’s lap while he runs their funds dry he can pretend not to hear the faint, sickly moans of the undead beneath the floorboards. They’re low in numbers, but if a cure comes up… they just can’t take the risk of taking the horse out back.

Onslaught has always wanted to take some of those cooking classes in his free time. He’s no sucker for the high-and-mighty chefs they broadcast (or used to broadcast) on television or anything, but sometimes he imagines himself being pretty good in the kitchen. Nobody needs any cookbooks anymore, that much is for certain… and now he doesn’t have nearly as much competition.

Life is short, Brawl realizes. That’s what he says when he defends his recent obsession with gardening… and farming… and basically just utilizing all the stuff on their property that’s otherwise been going to waste. It’s not so he can set up a greenhouse next to the fire pit where he and his old buddies used to drink, and it’s not so he can repair the fences or scratch his head while figuring out how to tend to animals while looking out over the town a few miles away. It’s just a good way to spend his free time. That’s all.

Nothing has changed for Vortex. Not a thing. He’s relentless and he’s got bounds of energy and now First Aid is living with them, and… the kids too. Yeah, First Aid’s been kinda mopey lately and really he can’t indulge in all his old hobbies and activities like he used to, but First Aid’s here! That’s entertainment in of itself really. He’s fine, everything is fine, everyone will be okay… nothing has changed, not a thing.

Going down the rabbit holes of information on the web isn’t possible anymore, but Blast Off doesn’t care. He can still read up on books he’s read a thousand times or adjust his telescope from the window he’s kept shut after seeing that living corpse stagger into their yard. He’s never needed social groups before now, after all. Those Reddit posts and online forums for people as troubled and astro-obsessed as him were convenient, but not necessary. He can still see the stars if he wants, and he can still see the planets without sharing photos with so-called friends online. He just… he likes to keep the curtains closed at night. That’s all.

I haven’t had NEARLY enough time to dedicate to more of the zombie au so reading this stuff always makes me go “hehe… yes…… yes”

I’m always of the persuasion that “rich person in zombie apocalypse” is a fun, under explored trope. Because no one really wants to focus on them- and it’s kind of boring, so it’s understandable- but imagining how to best ‘play’ them is such a fun image with Swindle. Like, of course money isn’t useful… but ‘resourceful’ rich folk already understand that. So they draw up old contacts and generally still feel rather untouchable. Life changes for them, yes- good help is so hard to find- but someone like Swindle is always just a call away.

Then comes the overreliance on Swindle. It’s so easy to just depend on him to get things done. And Swindle does get things done, and he enjoys it, and- eventually, well…. Eventually, he will decide if one person is more trouble than they’re worth, after he’s run their assets dry and weighed them in his mind. Who has what other connections, who has what else to offer; who can guarantee Swindle safety, and if it came down to it, who could guarantee the safety of his friends. Family.

Those that don’t have anything to offer, beyond those first few months of favors and items of worth, well… swindle eventually has to cut them loose.

And it’s so easy to walk past their now empty estates, as he scavenges with the group, and say nothing beyond a passing “I knew the family that used to live there.”

[arkhammaid]

I see why you think Max would be useful in a zombie apocalypse, okkk so Max loses his cats, (don't worry nothing happens to them, they are in monaco which is unaffected by the zombie thing) and decides that fem Oscar is a feral cat herself. He knows you have to respect them and understands that once they are around they are the ultimate boss, here Max and fem Oscar get along well, the only two with some survival skills.

Also perhaps the fact that Max is capable and has some braincells is what makes Oscar push Charles and Max to get together Because her 'father' clearly doesn't know how to look after himself (No one can convince me Charles Leclerc will know how to survive in an apocalypse), the things she has to do (play cupid while fighting zombies)

You said it very rightly Logan is her emotional support American (also he is from Florida, he might know a thing or two about surviving), Lando and Carlos are useless, (atleast Carlos can cook) but yeah they have definitely made her life a bit harder, Lando is stupidly in love with her, Oscar can't understand why that man can't eat a fish even in a zombie apocalypse, Carlos tries giving useless advice a lot which irritates fem Oscar till no end, (Perhaps because that is the only time Oscar pays him any sort of attention...)

I always end up writing paragraphs lol,

- 😴 anon

about this ask

max 🤝 babying his cats (oscar is now one of them). i also fear that max and fem!oscar are not the only ones with some survival skills but also the only ones with common sense 😭

oh yeah, oscar notices how much max babies her and is like "i don't need it, he does" and it's a major win for the lestappies. at least for those who are still alive,,,, lol

there is a reason why logan is oscar's best friend after all!! not only is he pretty much self sufficient, but he also knows how to hunt... very fitting for his second name ngl. and yeah, carlos is on cooking duty, taking some work off oscar's shoulder... he still annoys her tho

and lando... he has to get over his dislike of fish... and he will because hunger can change people. you can't forget that all of them are athletes and have diets fitted to them. so when there is suddenly no more meals that fill them up.... (as soon one of the men annoy oscar she's like "we can also just eat you" and it's said so dry, they would never dare to make a dirty joke out of it. but lando and his massive crush would.... he would.... LMAO)

AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT SENDING ME PARAGRAPHS!! i love getting them hehe 🫶

[belsworld]

“A Good Zombie”

Sounds weird doesn’t it? What is it about zombies? Is this girl trying to write about any movie she watched? Or maybe zombie apocalypse survival plans? Or maybe her nightmare of meeting a bunch of zombies? Haha unfortunately no. You will find out soon though. :P

This is the last few days of Ramadan 2020. First of all I want to say “Ramadan Kareem” for everyone! I hope it has been wonderful for you all. I’m honestly not really good at writing stories online. Whenever I want to start writing, I usually have so much on my mind and get too excited until I take forever to start! Haha. I guess this happens likely to many people right hehe. But yeah I just want to share a bit of my spiritual journey that I have recently experienced, that means so much to me and I want to read this again in the future to be a reminder for myself.

I was in grief for a few weeks before Ramadan started. I felt like my heart was sinking into a very dark sea and I found it hard to wake up and breathe normally. I couldn’t really tell the reason behind that grief but it’s one of the most difficult times in my life. I felt like I was so mean and started to lost people that I love. I lost my appetite and I even lost my confidence to zero. During that time, I really thought my life was only going worse and worse. For the first time in my life, I felt really bad about myself, I felt like I didn’t deserve anything because I wasn’t worthy. They described to me how bad I was as a person that I made their life unhappy. This was the first time I felt really sad and felt hurt and blamed myself a lot. I kept thinking about it all day and all night.

 “I am so mean and bad”. 

Being told that you are the reason that someone's life is ruined or unhappy is the very last thing you would want to hear from people you love or care the most, trust me. It was so painful. My family and close friends didn’t know I was sad as I kept hiding it very well but they knew something wrong was going on with me. Yes I hid it from them because I didn’t want to cause any more life unhappy. 

Enough with the sad stories! Let’s move on to the brighter side.

And then Ramadan started, initially I thought like “Yeah, just another Ramadan. Fasting and praying” until I heard my Mum reciting the Quran. My heart started to feel a lot calmer when I was listening to her. So I always tried to sit closer to her or just come to her room. Then for some reason, I started to open my Quran too. When I was about to finish reciting the first juz or chapter (the Arabic) I suddenly thought to read the translation and meanings in detail as well. 

Day by day went by and I became more and more curious and attached to the Quran. I started to literally google everything, read a lot of the Quran explanations, literatures and watch many Islamic videos on YouTube. I approached many people who know it well too.

Things changed to be a lot clearer and better since I started to take “The Guidance” seriously. I was thinking, would Allah forgive me after all I’ve done? I committed so many sins. Especially since I went abroad and lived by myself for years. Nobody reminded and protected me from the bads. I lived quite freely. I didn’t pray nor fast regularly too. I really did so many bad things. All those sins turned to make me a very bad person personally too. I got annoyed easily, whined a lot, I tended to be so selfish, childish, and didn’t care about other people’s feelings enough. I cried a lot when I realised this. 

I was so far from Him, really far and it was all my fault, I was the one who left Him for a while. I even was completely sober when I did those bad things and I knew that they were sinful acts but I still did them without considering the bad impacts for myself that would happen eventually like a boomerang. Yes, I didn’t protect my dignity, my heart, my body, myself and my life well enough. How could I be that brave to disrespect Allah? He was there and watching me. Why on earth did I still do that? Who gave me life? Who gave me family? Why was I not grateful enough? Why was I so arrogant to Him? Hey girl, Allah doesn’t need you, but you need Him! 

And then I reflected and looked at myself a lot in this Ramadan. My heart was full of shame. I feel so embarrassed. I regret a lot and I really wish I could turn back time and change everything that was wrong. But I have repented to Him now and will try my best to be a good person, Bismillah Insha Allah.

I feel more alive, happy, and my heart feels really peaceful after getting closer to Him again and trying to understand the messages in The Quran. The Quran is the words of God, it is there to guide humans to be on the right path. It is not only about personal matters but also mentions ethical life, civilised life, morality. Allah is very kind to us, He warns us to be careful that some things are bad, are sins and we shall avoid doing that in order to protect ourselves, either for health reasons, morality, society etc. They are all reasonable, and it is for our own good. 

Now I feel like waking up from a death. By death I mean the old me, my old life. I am a newborn zombie but not a bad one that’s going to eat human’s heart as in hurting people’s feelings again. That’s why the title is “A Good Zombie”, a zombie that wakes up and does righteous and good deeds, a zombie that is kind to people and makes them happy, a zombie that shares to others, a zombie that always smiles and is grateful to Allah! I will try my best to be a good zombie. For those who ever described bad things about me, yes I really was a bad person and thank you! Thank you for helping me realise and get back to Allah now and try to be a better me. The grief eventually turned into a great blessing that I’m now grateful for. Nothing I want more in this world now than truly being a good person for myself and for the world. Jazakallah Khayr!

And for anyone who is reading this, no one is perfect and I sincerely apologise for any mistake I ever made to you. I mean it!

مَا ٱلتَّوْبَةُ عَلَى ٱللَّهِ لِلَّذِينَ يَعْمَلُونَ ٱلسُّوٓءَ بِجَهَٰلَةٍ ثُمَّ يَتُوبُونَ مِن قَرِيبٍ فَأُو۟لَٰٓئِكَ يَتُوبُ ٱللَّهُ عَلَيْهِمْ ۗ وَكَانَ ٱللَّهُ عَلِيمًا حَكِيمًا 

(Innamat-taubatu 'alallāhi lillażīna ya'malụnas-sū`a bijahālatin ṡumma yatụbụna ming qarībin fa ulā`ika yatụbullāhu 'alaihim, wa kānallāhu 'alīman ḥakīmā)

“Allah accept the repentance of those who do evil and repent soon afterwards; to them will Allah turn in mercy: for Allah is full of knowledge and wisdom.” - QS An-Nisa 17

Ramadan is like a special guest that comes once in every year and this year is the most memorable one for me. Thank you for coming. I’m sad you are leaving soon but hopefully we can meet again next year! :)

[dalekaiken]

since you did it to me, imma do it to you! pearlmethyst and all the numbers >:3

Ooooh maaan I love me some Pearlmethyst 👀👀👀 Also these are my personal headcanons

1. Who makes the first move and how? - Amethyst, I can imagine her accidentally blurting out her feelings and being embarrassed, and then immediately flustered when Pearl actually has feelings for her too... So like, I can imagine Amethyst saying something, but Pearl being the first one to actually do something, like kiss her. If that makes sense! 2. Who is the most insecure and what makes them feel better? - They both have their insecurities, and they both understand each other. I can imagine them just... whispering encouraging things to each other’s ears and cuddling until Amethyst falls asleep (And since Pearl doesn’t really sleep, she’ll probably just enjoy hugging her and feeling her breath against herself) 3. Who is the most romantic? - I can imagine Pearl being super romantic and Amethyst finds it cute and dorky,,, 4. Who can’t keep their hands to themselves? - Amethyst probably, I can imagine quartzes being needy and physically affectionate. Besides, Amethyst clearly loves hugs and she’s often touching Pearl,,, 5. Who says ‘I love you’ first? - Amethyst, like I mentioned above, I can imagine her accidentally blurting it out. Pearl would have a harder time being able to say it, but once she will, she’ll say it constantly (making Ame rly flustered hehe) 6. Who would they ask if they ever had a threesome? - I like the idea of polygems so Garnet probably,,, 7. What do they get up to on a night out? - Some Bad Pearl shenanigans, Pearl is still a badass rebel and she probably wants to show that side to Amethyst 👀 8. What do they like in bed? - I can imagine them mostly enjoying loving and affectionate stuff, but both definitely have their kinky sides as well,,, 9. What is the most embarrassing thing they have done in front of each other? - Pearl has probably done something sappy,,, 10. What two songs, two books and two luxury items do they take to a desert island? - Songs: Sunmi - 24 hours & they’ll probably come up with some songs themselves. Books: Amethyst will pick a comic book and Pearl will probably pick a history book. Luxury items: Ehh... I can’t imagine anything. They just need each other,,, 11. What do they hide from one another? - Pearl hides parts of her past she isn’t proud of. Amethyst hides some of her feelings. 12. What first changes when it starts getting serious? - They have to accept the parts about each other they don’t really understand. Also they’ll probably have to communicate more 13. When do they realise they should get together? - Amethyst has had a crush on her for a long time, and sooner or later Pearl develops feelings for Amethyst as well,,, 14. When one has a cold, what does the other do? - Pearl will pamper Amethyst a LOT... She’ll bring her food and basically anything Ame asks,,, 15. When they watch a film what do they choose and why? Who gets the final vote? - Amethyst will get to choose because she knows more about human pop culture, and she’ll probably pick horror films just to see Pearl’s reaction :DD Also she’ll probably enjoy listening to Pearl’s nerd rants about how all the movies are so unrealistic 16. When the zombie apocalypse comes, how do they cope together? - Amethyst will crack bad jokes and Pearl will roll her eyes but support her... Also they’ll fight together and protect each other <3 17. When they find a time machine, where do they go? - I feel like Amethyst would like to see the other Amethysts emerging in the Prime Kindergarten. Pearl would probably like to explain all the fun facts about that stuff! 18. When they fight, how do they make up? - They’ll take their time to calm down, then talk and apologize. Then lots of cuddles and kisses afterwards :3 19. Where do they go on their first date? - They’ll probably get some food for Amethyst and go to some place calm and beautiful. They’ll just adore Earth’s beauty together <3 20. Where do they go on holiday? - Roadtrip with the whole family!! Greg will drive them all to somewhere new!! 21. Where do they get nervous about going with one another? - Anywhere with lots of people. I can imagine them preferring spending time with just one another. Or with close friends/family! 22. Where does their first kiss happen? - On the beach :3 23. Where is their favourite place to be together? - Somewhere with lots of nature... Also Amethyst’s room (Pearl will have to get used to the mess...) 24. Where do they first have sex? - Probably Amethyst’s room... Or some other safe, quiet place 25. Why do they fight? - They still have their differences, and that might cause some disagreements. But I don’t think they’ll really fight anymore, since their relationship has gotten a lot better (compare seasons 2-5 to the first season) 26. Why do they need to have a serious chat? - All the traumatizing stuff they’ve seen/experienced. Also some stuff about Rose, probably... 27. Why do their friends get annoyed with them? - The PDA and also their “haha we’re totally just friends” flirting when they’re obviously something more,,, 28. Why do they get jealous? - Amethyst is probably afraid that Pearl is still in love with Rose, and she’ll probably be jealous about Pearl seeing Mystery girl (before Pearl and Amethyst start dating). I can also imagine Pearl getting jealous easily, but Amethyst doesn’t really seem to have that many love interests you know? 29. Why do they fall a little bit more in love? - When they realize how similar they are after all, despite being almost polar opposites, and how they’ll always have each other no matter what. 30. Why does it work (or not work) between them? - Even though they’re different, they also suffer from similar problems and understand each other perfectly. They can also always count on each other, and their teamwork is great. Also Amethyst definitely has a big ass crush on Pearl,,,