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QNA time!
The forms are closed, and there's been a total of 82 responses! Woo! Thank you so much everyone <3 (Also, psst, mods applications open tomorrow, for those interested hehe)
Though of course, you also left a lot of questions which we shall answer below!
All of these answers are being written by @somethinginworl
Why do you want to make the zine in the first place? Since the Kirby gijinka fandom is rather small and some people are either too shy to share their designs or haven’t considered even making it, I thought making a nice cozy event would be the perfect opportunity to bring the fandom together and even inspire new people to make them!
I know I said "first come first served here but like. Why can't we just. Draw whichever gijinkas we want. Just curious
Firstly, we do want to push people into making new gijinkas, or artworks of characters people usually don’t consider! Secondly, if that were the case then the zine would just be 50% Magolor. With all due respect I don’t find it exciting and I’d rather have more variety.
Will there be limited slots? Or as more people join more characters added for gijinkas.
If you’re talking about slots of the zine itself, we’ve decided 35 participants is good. If you’re talking about character slots, we do have characters planned to put in a list so people can pick, but if someone wants to pick a character that is outside of the list provided we’ll allow it to as long as it’s from Kirby.
Is this whole thing basically like a newspaper?
It’s more akin to, well, a magazine. Each page consists of one artwork/photo/illustration.
Will only certain people get certain characters?
No.
Is there a problem if you’re under 16? Does this make you unable to participate? || I was just curious since I am 16 years of age, would I need to be older to participate?
The team believes working with folks over 16 will make the event run smoothly and be more active :) So yes, you need to be 17 and over to participate.
I wonder if the anime counts in this, but if not that's fine too || Does Gijinkas of like places count? Like i have a Fountain of Dreams Gijinka and I’m like really obsessed with her, but not sure if she would count or not
We’ll count anything that is within Kirby canon, including anime and places.
After the survey time, will you send us a message?
The survey doesn’t collect emails or usernames, so no.
Would quilting or plushy making count and would that fall under arts and crafts?
Yes!
has the timeline of the zine been figured out yet? are there limited spaces?
It has! Take a look
Mod Applications
9 Nov - 16 Nov
Mod App results send
by 20 Nov
Contributor Applications
1 Feb - 15 Feb
Contributor App results send 23 Feb - 28
Contributor Confirmation Deadline
4 March
Check-in 1 15 May
Check-in 3 15 August
Final submissions 1 June
Layout & Format Revisions June 2024
Zine ready for download July 2025
and yes, it is 35 applicants.
When do we know if we're picked or not ? So I don't bring on confusion like last time
Not sure what you mean by last time, but we’ll email you if you got in or not.
Will the event need a portfolio?
Yes, we stated it in the carrd FAQ
en que idiomas se presentara? hablo español y no entendi muchas preguntas
Inglés, tenemos dos mods que hablan español (Mod Capn y Mod Michi) pero lo haremos en inglés, si tienes alguna duda nos puedes preguntar de todas formas.
Would cosplay be an acceptable medium for the zine? If so, that may affect some of my choices haha but my current answers are for 2D art ATM!
Yes! You will need to send cosplays you have designed, and since it’ll be rainbow themed you have to have some photography experience, but we’ll be far less strict on the case of cosplays. Please look at the schedule to see if you can make a cosplay in the amount of time given.
Will everyone have one character to draw or can you draw two characters together?
The character you will be assigned is supposed to be the main character within your illustration, but feel free to include any other character as long as it doesn’t take the focus away from the main.
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And that's all folks! If you've got anymore questions, feel free to shoot us an ask! Have a nice day!
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Cake
a/n: when tipsy meets twitter, all bets are off
hello! I woke up three days ago like I’d been reborn in my love for this kid, so I wrote this filth 😅 i’ve posted a few times recently about this video but if you haven’t seen it, scroll my blog or search cake lol trust me it’s worth your time.
(masterlist is linked in my description)
warnings: 3.9k of absolute filth
Movie night had ended hours ago, giving way to sleepy rideshares and drunken footsteps into the second bedroom. Brian was passed out and snoring in the giant armchair across from you. The Top Gun drinking game had gone wrong at around the eighth high five and completely derailed at the sixth “Iceman,” which became a salud of sorts in the room. Beer cans, mango White Claws, and the occasional tequila bottle littered the kitchen island.
“Psst, are you awake?” a toe poked your side from above. Shawn looked down at you with a cocked eyebrow from under his crooked elbow. You’d taken residence behind his legs, resting your head on his hip to watch the movie, bowing out of getting totally trashed. Your lips were still tingly enough to be dangerous.
“Yeah,” you croaked, clearing your throat and stretching, “I’m awake.”
“Are you suuure?” he slurred, tired and tipsy. The smirk was audible, “I thought I felt you drooling through my sweatpants.” His breath came out in a whoosh when you punched him in the abs with your outstretched arm.
“How’s that for awake, fucker?!” He chuckled and caught at your hand, unfisting your fingers and playing with them as he pulled out his phone. You let him. You even opened your hand fully so he could trace little patterns on your palm.
It had been like this for a few months, the flirting, the touching. A drunken night of 20-somethings playing spin the bottle had ended with multiple people clearing their throats with wide eyes as Shawn kissed you.
My God, he had kissed you. Fingers splayed against your neck, his lips gently interlocked with yours. It started out chaste, just two mouths touching, but as soon as he swiped his tongue across your bottom lip, it was game over. The people, the voices, your friends, all melted away and it was just the two of you. His top lip between yours. Gentle sucking pressure. His body heat radiating onto your skin. It was everything you never knew you wanted. Until Connor clapped Shawn on the shoulder and ripped him away, turning the two of you into human embarrassed laughing emojis.
Since then, it had been like this. His hand on your lower back at the coffee shop, lazy naps together after midday movies, play fighting and fake indignation after one too many shots at the bar. Your friends all shared sideways looks and snide smirks every time you hung out but you hadn’t crossed any lines again and you definitely hadn’t talked about it. Whatever it was didn’t need conversation. It was fun. It was nothing. He was busy. He was a globally-famous popstar. You were normal. The last thing you wanted was one of those embarrassing tabloid articles, “15 Things You Need to Know About Shawn Mendes’s New Fling.” So, in the quiet moments, you let him trace patterns on your palm and send shivers down to your toes.
“Hey, come up here, I’m scrolling Twitter,” he swept his fingers down to your wrist and gave it a tug, a little giddiness in his tone. He made space for you in front of him on the couch, giving you his bicep as a pillow. You settled back against his hard chest and let your legs weave into his. He’s so goddamn warm. It was a mistake wearing jean shorts to his condo. There was a part of you that wondered if he turned the A/C down on purpose but you didn’t want to think about why.
Scrolling Twitter, where Shawn saw the most fan activity, was one of your favorite pastimes. Seeing the reactions to this dude you knew in real life was occasionally shocking, sometimes horrifying, but always amusing. He held the phone out in front of you and thumbed through his feed.
Most of his mentions were about missing him. He’d been on a break since the end of his last tour, taking some time to himself without a schedule for every minute of every day. For a guy who had been taking photos with fans pretty much everyday for the last seven years, you understood why they might be freaking out. He’d broken the pattern. Thank God for that.
You tried to keep your eyes from crossing at the repeated “I miss Shawn @shawnmendes” tweets and the feeling of his alcohol-warmed fingers against your hip. I shouldn’t want this.
“Wait!” you snapped a finger at his phone, “what was that?”
“Oh, that?” he scrolled back, “it’s just an old video.” His voice broke a couple octaves on the last bit. The tweet was accompanied by the wide-eyed blushing emoji. Curious. You raised an eyebrow and watched. He was eating a guitar-shaped cake...with his hands. Mouth wide open, his face buried over and over in thick pieces of chocolate cake with some kind of blue frosting on it. It was fucking filthy. You rubbed your thighs together absent-mindedly.
“What do the comments say?” You poked at his phone before he could move it away.
“Oh, nothing really,” his voice was still high, which meant he knew what the comments likely said. You huffed and grabbed at the phone. “Shawn, you know I have Twitter, I’ll see it whether you like it or not!” You rammed your hips backward, pausing for a second when you felt something you weren’t expecting, but not for too long. He sucked in a breath, coughing, and dropped his phone—right into your waiting hands.
“Hahaha!” You jumped up and ran to the other side of the big white couch, kicking your legs in victory, “I win!” He tripped over his own oversized limbs before he got to you, falling to the floor within reach of your feet. He reached out and pulled your legs toward him, framing his face between your thighs. Your giggles stopped short and your face flamed.
“Can you assholes get a room?!” Brian was awake and fussing at the thin fleece blanket he’d scrounged off the back of the couch. He rolled over mumbling something that sounded like just fucking fuck already but you were too busy thinking about Shawn’s head still between your legs to be bothered by it.
Shawn slowly lifted his finger to his lips in the universal sign to be quiet and untangled himself to stand. He reached out a hand and you didn’t hesitate to grab it, leading you to his bedroom down the hall. You held his phone in a death grip, unwilling to let go in case he caught you off guard.
The room was dark, save for his phone, the rectangle reflecting a solid white off the wall of glass facing the city. The CN Tower lights flickered in the late night sky, seemingly suspended in midair. His unmade bed was the biggest and brightest thing in the room. A white comforter hung half on the floor at an odd angle off the corner of the mattress, his white sheets completely exposed. The pillows were all scrunched up at the headboard, like he’d been kicking and pushing all night long. Like he hadn’t slept soundly in weeks.
“Okay, so what you’re about to read…” he shut the door behind him, scrubbing at the back of his neck, “it’s gonna be weird, but like it’s fine I’m used to it. They’re...a little invasive.” Weird? Invasive? Curiouser and curiouser…
You walked over to his bed, picking up the comforter and tossing it haphazardly back onto the bed, and sat on the edge staring at the video and letting it play a few more times. Then you swiped down.
@canadianmendussy: ALEXA PLAY BIRTHDAY CAKE BY RIHANNAAAAA
@perfectlyru1n: oh my goD does he really go down like thAT?!
“Oh...my God,” you covered your mouth to keep from laughing, “you’ve seen this before?”
He bounced on the mattress facedown, mumbling something into the sheets.
“What was that?” you asked, with Southern sweet tea levels of sugar. You ruffled his hair, brushing through his curls. He turned his head, his face flushed with more than just alcohol.
“I said yes, I’ve seen it before…” he opened one eye and looked up at you, “I usually just ignore them.”
There were over 400 replies on this tweet, some people chiding the horny stans for posting something Shawn can see, others just piling on.
@illuminateruin: is that cake gluten-free?
@kidinlover: @illuminateruin idk but I know pussy is
@particularbenito: CAN HE EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?!?!?!
“Can he eat pussy like that...” you read out loud under your breath, your mind conjuring up that image of his face between your thighs. Shawn’s head shot up, eyes wide.
“What???” His face was practically magenta at this point, “is that a serious question??”
“What? Uhh, no. Not serious. A reply actually,” you rushed, giving him a sideways look. I mean...maybe it was a serious question? The curiosity was going to kill you. Oh, no. No, no, no. Your lips tingled.
“Well, I mean….can you?” You could hear the glint in your eye.
Fuck it all.
“Can I….w-what?” he stuttered, the air crackling between the two of you. He looked like a cornered animal, like the wrong move would get him killed.
“Can you,” you pushed a loose curl out of his face and nodded toward his phone, “eat pussy like that?”
Oh, God, did I just…?
“I’ve never gotten any complaints,” your head popped up at his self-satisfied tone. Gone was the red-faced shy boy talking about embarrassing fans. The Shawn in front of you was...confident. Hungry. His fingers grazed your ankles resting beside him. It didn’t escape your notice. You shivered.
It wasn’t cold.
“M-maybe they were just too afraid to tell a big, famous rockstar that he sucked,” you were the one stuttering now, face heating by the second.
“Oh, sucking was definitely part of it,” his fingers traced the indent in your calf. You refused to pull away even though you should, even though part of you—a small, shrinking part—knew that if this went where it was definitely going, things were going to change. You snuck a finger under his chin to pull his gaze to yours.
“Is that a promise?”
“I don’t know,” he flashed a toothy smile, gravity and sheer force of will pulling his body toward yours, “is that an invitation?”
I’m probably gonna regret this in the morning.
Your lips crashed into his, giving him your answer. His mouth was hot, his breathing heavy. Tongues and teeth and lips wrestled together, refusing to part while he made his way above you, crawling on hands and knees between your legs as you settled against the pillows. He licked up into your mouth just before nibbling on your bottom lip, forcing a moan from deep inside you. This was primal, the need you felt with him. Like once you came together, nothing could break you apart.
His hands moved up your body, scratching gently at your exposed legs and slipping beneath your hoodie. He broke away from your lips to shuck off your top and expose all your delicate skin. His fingers slipped beneath your lace bralette and he played with the tiny clasp between your breasts.
“Is this okay?” he asked, a little out of breath, his thin t-shirt pressing against your skin.
You nodded so quickly you thought your neck might snap. He popped the clasp and spread his calloused hands across your chest. The friction was glorious. Your body chased his fingers involuntarily, bowing up off the high thread count sheets.
“Be still, baby,” he whispered, dipping his head and placing an open mouthed kiss just above your belly button. Your eyes rolled back at the pet name, another moan escaping your lips. Warmth rushed between your legs.
“Shawn,” you gasped, trying to control your breathing so he didn’t know just how fucked you were, “when I gave you an invitation, I didn’t expect you to be late to the party.” You rocked your hips up into his chest pointedly.
“Well, I can't just jump to the entrée, can I?” He fiddled with the button on your denim shorts, loosening it with a little pop. Teasing, he licked at a freckle just above your hip before sucking at it with enough force to leave a mark.
“Fuck!” Your hands shot down to his mop of curls, fingers buried in the thick locks. He pulled and nibbled at that spot over and over, all while grazing his fingers just beneath the waistband of your simple cotton cheeky panties.
When he pulled away, an angry red violet half-moon colored the skin. He took one last lick, smiling at your gasp in response.
“I love that sound,” he sat back on his heels between your legs, looking down at your heaving chest.
“I’ll make it again if you take that shirt off,” you reached for him with grabby hands, trying to Harry Potter that shit. He laughed and did the boy thing, grabbing his shirt at the back of his neck before tugging it forward off his body.
The gasp came again. Not even on purpose or because you’s promised him, but because he was so stupid gorgeous in the low light of the city you couldn’t help yourself. You’d seen him in hot tubs and at sweaty summer parties and in those fucking Calvin Klein pictures, but none of that compared to having him shirtless between your thighs just a few inches from your outstretched fingers.
His chest was flushed, some combination of adrenaline and alcohol. Little freckles dotted his lightly tanned skin all the way up his torso to the dusting of chest hair that colored his chest. His perfect pink nipples were hard against the cool air of the room, begging for you to touch or kiss or bite. Or all of the above. You reached out to trace his appendix scar where it peaked out of his low-slung sweatpants. His body danced away from you as he caught at your hand.
“Don’t,” he growled, weaving his fingers between yours and pressing his lips onto the back of your palm like a fucking Victorian gentleman. Like he wasn’t staring down at your hardening nipples thinking about how good they would feel pinched warm between his fingers. He tipped forward, bracing himself against the mattress, his mouth just a few centimeters from your skin. Dragging flesh against flesh, he left kisses at random in the valley between your breasts. Moving farther and farther down your body, he paused, sitting up on his heels.
“Are you sure?” He was breathing heavy, looking straight through you, both hands hovering around the edges of your shorts. You were nodding before he even finished his question.
He curled his fingers around all the fabric in his way, denim and cotton both, and dragged the offending pieces of clothing down your legs, lifting them off and tossing them against the wall across the room. You breathed steady, looking at him looking at you. His mouth hung open in speechless wonder.
“You’re fucking beautiful,” he whispered, settling back between your thighs, a mirror of his earlier pose on the couch. Another wave of heat rushed straight to your clit, silently screaming for him.
“I know,” you brushed through his curls, giving him a suggestive grin when he looked up at you, “I taste good too.”
That was all the permission he needed. A second later, he buried his face between your legs, nudging your knees over his shoulders. His tongue swirled in circles around your clit finishing in random flicks. He moaned into you, his lips closing around your swollen folds with gently sucking pressure.
“Shit, Shawn!” you shouted, praying to the gods that everyone still in the condo was too drunk and passed out to hear you. The white sheets bunched in your fists, arms spread wide. Your thighs clamped down against his ears.
He continued his licks and flicks, snaking his hands up your legs and gently prying your legs apart. You clenched hard as he pinned your thighs to the mattress, holding you open with his forearms. Filthy sounds echoed off the walls, wet sucking, moaning from both of you. He dipped his chin and circled your entrance with his tongue, lapping at you.
“Christ!” your hands shot into his damp curls. He was working hard down there, flexing and moaning and fighting your spasms. You looked down and saw his hips impatiently rutting into the mattress. It only made you wetter, gushing onto his waiting tongue. He drank everything you gave him.
“He’s not here,” he said in a low and gravelly voice, a little breathless. He pulled back, the bottom half of his face shining in the dark. His fingers toyed with your sensitive, wet lips, watching as you twitched and trembled, so close to the edge. A firm circle around your clit had your back bowing, contorting backward off the bed. A single tear rolled down your temple.
“I’m so close,” you panted, trapping his outstretched hand against your skin.
“Shawn, I need you.”
“Need me?” His fingers paused, “need me where?”
“Oh, God, don’t stop,” you choked out, a sob threatening. Your back arched up off the sheets again to find friction. “I need...I need you inside me.”
At some point between your words and the needy moan that followed, he’d removed his sweatpants and a black pair of Calvins. You heard him rustling his hand inside the bedside table followed by the metallic sound of foil and the sharp scent of latex. Thank fuck he’s prepared.
When he dropped down onto his forearms, hovering an inch from where you needed him, you were dripping onto the sheets, grinding down into the mattress waiting desperately for him. He ran his nose over your collarbone, peppering kisses along your neck. It was slow and deliberate. A fucking tease.
“Shawn,” you pulled his face up to yours, all squished between your hands, “if you don’t fuck me right now, I swear I will…”
He pressed inside to the hilt in one swift motion, cutting off your threat.
“What are you swearing to do, princess?” he asked, a smirk and a fire in his eyes. The moan that escaped you in response was embarrassingly loud. He stilled and closed his eyes, allowing you to adjust. You took even breaths, relaxing into his hips, holding on to his shoulders for dear life. His cock was perfect. He was perfect.
I am so fucked.
He moved, slowly at first, stroking all the right places. When his hips separated from yours, pulling almost all the way out, he rutted back inside. It was deep, long thrusts touching some place inside you weren’t sure you knew was there. Your head thrashed against the pillows. Your grip on his shoulders turned sharp, clawing long red-raw marks into his pale skin.
“I’m not gonna last long,” he hissed into your ear, “fuck, you’re so tight.” His abs scraped against your body like a washboard, the tension clear in his muscles. He was wound up, ready to shatter. He crashed into you, repeatedly slapping skin against skin. His fingers found your clit, rubbing tight, slow circles in contrast with the punishing rhythm of his hips. He lifted one of your legs over his hip to change the angle, to make you even tighter around him. A bead of salty-sweet sweat dropped from his chest into your mouth.
“Right...there,” you groaned, your eyes rolling back, “I’m gonna come!”
“That’s right, honey,” he grunted, flattening his fingers across your clit with intense pressure, “come for me.”
The room went white. The sound of your hips colliding was replaced with a high-pitched ring. Your world seemed to implode, your muscles moving independently. He wrapped his arms around your middle and held you as he fucked you through the waves, his weight the only thing keeping you from being swept away in the current.
“Stay here with me,” he cooed, sweet but taut in his throat. Your heart slammed against your ribs in rhythm with his hips. He grunted once, twice, three times with his final thrusts and came undone, pumping into the condom. Biting down on your shoulder to stifle his sounds, he sucked hard enough to leave an angry mark. You contracted around him, both inside and out, curling around his thighs and back and neck, letting the full weight of his completely spent body bring you back to full consciousness.
“Hey,” you fingered his frizzed and fucked curls, “Shawn?”
“Hmm?” he nuzzled into your hands and squeezed you a little tighter.
“You’re crushing me,” you exhaled, strained.
“Oh, fuck! I’m sorry!”
He shifted to his side, accidentally pulling out too quickly, making both of you wince.
“Shit, shit, I’m so sorry,” he was so cute when he was scrambling. He got up and threw out the used condom, quickly returning from the adjoining bathroom with a damp cloth.
“Come here,” he held his arms out, making a perfect you-sized place in front of him. You slid into it easily and let him press the cloth between your legs, wincing again.
“Did I hurt you?” There was so much concern in his voice.
“No, no, I just…” you held onto his arm, glad to be facing away, “I haven’t been fucked like that in awhile.”
“Glad to be of service.” You didn’t have to be looking at him to see his smug smile. Reaching back, you slapped his thigh in retaliation. He caught your hand and kissed it like a Victorian gentleman again, like it made up for his cockiness. You tried to convince yourself that it didn’t, flushing even harder than your just-fucked body should have allowed. He wrapped his arm around your front and intertwined your legs, snuggling his face into the nape of your neck.
“So, uhhh, are we gonna do this again?” he asked, barely concealing the hope in his voice.
“Shhh,” you said, yawning for effect, “we’ll talk about it in the morning. Just sleep.”
He exhaled against your back, placing one last kiss on the mark you were sure he’d left in the midst of his orgasm. You stared out into the Toronto skyline as his breathing evened, his quiet snores barely audible against the screaming voices in your head. As the light crept into the room, as morning dawned on your sleepless night, you repeated his question over and over again.
Are we gonna do this again?
There was an easy answer: yes. Yes, yes, yes, my God, yes you were going to do this again. But there was another, harder question to answer beneath it. If we do this again, will we ever be able to stop?
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*Note, next week’s chapter will be a bonus for Halloween :)
Natsu and Lucy take two was progressing slowly, but on an upward trend. After meeting his friends at work, and a couple of days later his roommate Gray Fullbuster, Lucy had been cautiously optimistic in trusting her friend Levy’s suggestion of giving Natsu the second chance. Yes, it was his friends she was meeting, and they could have been lying to her, but her gut told her they were telling the truth about him and of Touka. The final nail in that coffin came via Mira’s sister Lisanna who met with Lucy and happily divulged her own dealings with the crazy woman.
Despite knowing all the trouble and frustration caused, Lucy felt a little bad for Touka. Natsu was a really great catch after all, handsome, smart, and fun to be around, it was easy to understand why Touka had fallen in love with him. She also just didn’t have it in her to treat the woman badly. It was irritating yes, Lucy knew she was still following them, but unless Touka gave her a solid reason to get angry, she’ll continue to just ignore the woman and go on with her own life which wasn’t revolving around Natsu anytime soon. Did she like him, okay yes, Lucy could admit her growing affinity for the man, but school still held top priority and Natsu felt the same way.
Throughout the rest of the semester, the developing couple did much of their interactions by phone or chatting online between classes and work. Once a week when Natsu had a day off, they would meet up and go on a date. Sometimes the movies or a meal as a couple, laser tag was a lot of fun, and at other times with friends to a karaoke bar for some laughs. Let’s just say his singing voice was questionable, but because Natsu wasn’t afraid of making fun of himself, it was still worth the entertainment value.
Tonight, was one of those nights and they along with Gray, Ezra, and Levy found themselves in a hidden, cozy third-floor bar that another one of his friends named Cana works at. Lucy really liked the places atmosphere because it was relaxing, plus if Cana was actually working the shift, the bar maid slipped them free drinks or extra songs to sing. They’d consumed a few drinks and settled in, to chill before the real rush of finals prep was about to kick in.
“Psst,” Gray leans in, keeping his voice low so only the group could hear him. “Did anyone see that?”
“Yeah,” Natsu rolls his eyes, “she popped her head in the door.”
“Who?” Levy asks.
“Touka,” Natsu responds. “She’s still following us.”
Lucy sighs, “if we’re with others she doesn’t approach, so she probably saw you guys and left.”
“Why,” Levy questions. “Does she bother you if you’re alone?”
“Yeah,” Lucy answers. “If she tries to talk to us, we just run away so it doesn’t turn into a problem. She hasn’t chased us, but it’s still irritating.”
Ezra frowns, “maybe you should report her to the authorities?”
“On what grounds?” Natsu chimes back. “I tried once, but because she’s never done anything criminal, they can’t do anything about it.”
“Well that sucks.” Ezra crosses her arms. “Hopefully she gives up at some point once she realizes you two are getting serious.”
“Yeah...”
When the bar closes for the night, the group leaves together and separate once they reach street level. Erza walks since she lives only a block away. Levy had plans to see her boyfriend and takes a cab, leaving just the trio. It was too late to catch a train, so Natsu and Gray decide to walk Lucy home first, then they’ll continue on to their own apartment. It’s about five blocks to her dorm building and they chat as they walk, mostly about school and the upcoming testing period.
But after just a couple of blocks, they again realized they were being followed. Lucy grips tighter to Natsu’s hand. “I don’t want her to figure out where I live,” she whispers to the group.
“Agreed.” Natsu looks around, thinking of their options. “You know what, I’ll just pay for a cab to get us all home, that’ll be safer.”
“You’re probably right,” Gray agrees with his friend. “That psycho already knows where we live, but it would be good for her to find out about Lucy.”
“Are you sure?” Lucy asks. “I don’t want to take advantage...”
“Nonsense,” Natsu squeezes her hand. “Your safety is more important.”
“Thank you,” she blushes.
They stop in a lit area and hail the first available taxi they see. As they drive away, Lucy turns back one last time to look and notices Touka standing around the corner just staring at the car. It sends a shiver down her spine. Up until now, she’d tried so hard to empathize with the woman or simply ignore the behaviors, but it really was getting creepy. How Touka always knew where they were, was still a mystery because she and Natsu both agreed not to post about their whereabouts until after the fact. Take tonight, for instance. Neither posted on social media about going to a bar nor anything while they were actually there. Lucy had planned to post pictures once she’d gone home. That left the option that Touka literally was staking out one or the other constantly and just following their movements. Or if not them, known associates.
“Good night, guys,” Lucy tells them before giving Natsu a quick kiss and exiting the cab. She was pretty sure Touka hadn’t been able to follow the cab, saw no other car following it, and there’s no wat the woman could have run fast enough to catch up.
“Good night, Lucy,” the men both respond. Natsu instructed the driver not to leave until Lucy was safely in her building. So, once that was the case, they finally drive away.
Inside her dorm, Lucy locks the door behind her for good measure. The building required access keys to get in, but it wasn’t impossible to sneak through when other residents were coming and going. She plops down onto the couch just to calm her nerves before jumping in the shower. This whole Touka business was really... Lucy groans out loud. “Maybe I should notify security to beware of her.” Deep down this had always been a concern of hers when considering to date Natsu. She’d wanted to avoid the drama yet in the beginning underestimated the headache it would bring. And now that her feelings for the man had grown, she couldn’t just walk away. Lucy sighs again and pushes off the couch towards her bedroom. ‘Let’s hope Erza’s right and Touka will give up soon.’
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Like Pristine Glass - Chapter Eleven
ao3 - ff.net - masterpost (ff.net isn’t working for me rn, so i’ll update chapter eleven there probably tomorrow)
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hey hey hey!! i’m back with chapter eleven after only two weeks!! i was actually procrastinating writing my poetry essay and working on my novel by writing this, so that counts as productivity, right?
thanks to my fantabulous beta @thestarwhowishes and thank to you all for reading!! i am just floored by all of your support, it means so much to me!!
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anyway, chapter eleven! enjoy!
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November 2 - 4 years after
When Hazar finally arrives at the shop, Maz, Amir, and Xeyale start to tell the whole staff what happened at Amalike Orchards’ berry fair.
“Chokecherry already had booths set up when we got there,” Maz says, grimacing. “With Morrisey’s new novel.”
“And they had agents with them,” Xeyale adds.
Adil frowns. “What do you mean, agents?”
“Publishing agents.”
“They were signing authors at the fair?” Hazar asks, disbelief all over his normally cheerful face.
“Not exactly,” Xeyale says.
“They were taking in manuscripts,” Amir says. “For short stories, we think. We think their plan is to publish a collection of them.”
“And that’s their brilliant archiving strategy?” Nesta says. “Just taking any short story from any writer who shows up at the berry fair and tying it all together into a book?” She shares a look with Adil. No one appreciates the art of literature anymore.
“It is a brilliant strategy,” Hazar says, reluctant to admit it.
“We think so, too,” Amir says, and Xeyale nods behind them. Before any of them can protest, Amir raises their hands in surrender. “Look, you’re all archivists. Readers. Some of you are writers. But from publishing and marketing standpoints...it goes faster. If one author writes a three hundred page novel, that one author has to have a good idea and a good execution. Or people won’t buy it. But if you get ten authors each writing thirty pages...even if four of them aren’t that great, people will still buy it for the sixth.”
“Or one big name author with a few other smaller ones,” Hazar says. “That’ll sell just the same.”
“But the same number of books get sold,” Adil says. “Don’t they lose money, with all the authors they have to pay per book?”
“More books get sold,” Hazar says.
“It suits a larger audience,” Nesta realizes. “So more people buy it.” Because those six authors they’ll buy the book for are different authors for everyone.
Sometimes Nesta hates individual taste. Especially if it’s poor.
Adil puts his head in his hands. “How many publishing agents do they have?”
“Not many,” Maz says. “We only saw three at the fair.”
“For all those new authors?”
“I imagine the authors aren’t treated very well,” Hazar says, frowning slightly. “But they might not care, if they get published quickly.”
“That’ll be bad for them in the long run, though,” Leyla says, speaking up.
“I agree with you, but again, they might not care.”
“Do we have to start publishing short story collections?” Zeyn asks.
Nesta thinks about what would go into that. They would need to find so many new authors. Sugar Books--and Adil--believes in the separation of genre, so they couldn’t just cram any random ten stories together. It would go against their idea of what the literary world should be. What would that take, to find a variety of authors who write on the same subject, with the enough of the same general style to create harmony, but each unique enough to justify its presence in the book?
She shivers involuntarily, very thankful for Cassian’s shared account.
"We’ll definitely have to start signing more authors,” Adil decides. “We’ll...send out scouts.”
“To Chokecherry?” Maz says.
“No,” Adil says. “But everywhere else. Where authors frequent. We’ll have to go overtime on reading manuscripts. But we will not--” he slams his hand down on the table quite suddenly, startling them all “--compromise on the integrity and quality of literature.”
“Hear, hear!” Zeyn calls, and Nesta suppresses a smile. He catches it and winks at her.
“We’ll split up. Xeyale, Amir, and Nesta, you’ll stay and run the shop. Hazar, you stay here, too, and wait for our new clients. Miri and I will go to Berries’ Rivers, Maz, you go to Privet Falls, Leyla, Wintergreen Glen, and Zeyn, Juniper Hills. We’re talent scouting. Find places authors frequent, approach them, if they’re any good, send them here.” He looks at them all intently.
Zeyn and Nesta exchange a glance.
“Ah, Adil,” Zeyn says, rather timid. “You do know that that’s insane, don’t you?”
“I don’t want to hear it,” he says, already making to leave the room and go back to his office.
“All the gods,” Hazar says, standing up. “I’ve got to go get a cup of coffee.” And he leaves too.
“I mean, that’s insane, right?” Zeyn says.
“I think we’re all in agreement of that, yes,” Leyla says, nodding.
“I think it’s a good idea,” Miri says.
They all look at her.
"Maybe it’s time for a change,” she defends. “Maybe this is the way to do it. This is what they do in the acting industry, right?”
“But this isn’t the acting industry.”
“He’s really stressed about this,” Miri says. “He doesn’t want this place to lose anymore than Chokecherry has already taken from it.” He doesn’t want any of you to lose anymore than Chokecherry has taken, she doesn’t say, but they all see it in her eyes. “I think it will work.” She stands. “And at any rate...it’s what we’re doing.” She leaves.
“I hate what this is doing to everyone,” Maz complains, and Nesta hates to agree with him, but she does too.
“I can’t believe I’m going to be the only archivist while you’re all off turning into the acting industry,” she says, shaking her head.
Zeyn and Leyla laugh.
"Don’t worry,” Xeyale says, grinning at her. “We’ll be here to keep you company.”
“A real comfort,” she says dryly. She stands too. “Well, I suppose we’ve got work to do. We need to find all the places...authors frequent.” She rolls her eyes.
“Yeah, in a fifty mile radius,” Maz grumbles. “This is never going to work.”
“Don’t say that,” Zeyn says lightly. “It might. And wouldn’t it be great? To discover new talent like that?”
Nesta knows the question isn’t directed at her, but she wonders anyway--what would it be like? In publishing? She didn’t think she’d like archiving before she started; she thought reading was the only thing she enjoyed.
That’s not something she can explore now, though, and that’s why Adil is having her stay here. So she shakes herself and goes to find maps of the surrounding towns.
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November 20 - Year of
She avoided him for days after she snapped. He caught her in the living room when she came back from work one day.
“Wait, Nesta,” he said, jumping to his feet as soon as she walked in.
Nesta stifled a groan. She didn’t want to have this conversation.
She didn’t like that tentative, detached politeness. She was angry.
(And Cassian was anything but tentative and detached. It felt abnormal sharing that with him.)
“Please,” he said. “I just wanted to apologize.”
Nesta said stiffly, “Don’t worry about it,” and tried to push past him.
“No, Nesta,” he said, raising his hands and blocking her path to the hallway. “Not for breakfast. I mean, yes for breakfast, but also...for everything. For bringing you here. For...leaving you here.”
She froze. He did too.
She moved her eyes from his face. She couldn’t look at him.
Why was everything so hot all of a sudden?
“I...should have known this wasn’t the right thing to do,” he said, slowly, carefully. Nesta could tell he was thinking hard about each word before he said it. “To bring you here and leave you alone. Here, of all places. We thought...I thought it would be good for you. I thought...you would have space and maybe you would want to train and that would be a good outlet for you the same way it is for me and you’d get....”
Better, he didn’t say.
“I’m sorry,” he said. His voice was hoarse and Nesta was scared to look at him so she didn’t.
He sat back down. “That’s...all I wanted to say,” he said lamely.
Nesta kept her eyes averted as she nodded slightly and ducked into the hall, into her room, shutting the door behind her.
He apologized.
She wasn’t sure what she was expecting, but it wasn’t that.
And he certainly seemed sorry--just by his voice, of course, because she hadn’t seen his face.
He’d thought she might want to train...he didn’t know her at all, clearly. And he hadn’t mentioned all of it; not all that happened in Velaris and the fact that she was this thing now, but she was glad of it, because all he did say was nearly too much to bear.
And she couldn’t spend the rest of her night going over everything, playing it all back in her head until she knew the words by heart, so she tried to best to put it all out of her mind.
Because...was she supposed to forgive him now?
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November 2 - 4 years after
The staff is gone later that day, as Adil is determined to discover five brilliant new authors before the month is over. Nesta is glad Miri is going with him; she might talk some sense into him.
“Does he actually think Gilameyva’s just bleeding ingenious writers?” Leyla had muttered to her before they all left.
Nesta laughed a little. “He’s just anxious,” she said, echoing Miri.
"I can’t believe I have to go to Wintergreen Glen. It’s so boring.”
"Well, maybe you’ll find a whole new world to fall into.”
"Right. I’m sure we’ll find the next Morrissey in Wintergreen Glen.”
"Why not?” Zeyn had said, appearing next to them. “Morrisey’s from Privet Falls.”
And Morrissey, Nesta thinks to herself as she walks back home, isn’t even that great of a writer.
She doesn’t have to pick up the children from nursery because Cassian’s already got them. It’s quite nice, actually, to be able to spend a little while longer at work locking up and stop for a coffee from Jamal’s without worrying too much.
Aysel is there, too, and she walks back with her. “So,” she says to her, eager to get to the point after what was surely a painful exchange of pleasantries for the town’s resident busybody, “I hear that Cassian of yours has been staying for quite some time.”
"He comes and goes.”
"He’s been here a week.”
“That’s true,” she says.
“I saw him today. He picked the children up. Oh, they’re so cute, you know. Just the sweetest little things.”
“I agree with you.”
“You do such a good job with them!”
“Thank you, Aysel.”
“I remember when they were born. Ooh, Ollie was so tiny, do you remember?”
“Their birth?” Nesta laughs. “Vividly.”
Aysel laughs too, in that hurried way she always does. “Of course, of course. He’s so big now.”
“He is,” she agrees. She can’t believe it, sometimes, how much they have grown in three years. Especially Ollie; he had been so small.
“And his father,” Aysel says, in a tone she thinks is supposed to be sly. “Well, he’s not small, is he?”
“He’s tall,” Nesta says neutrally.
“ Very tall. Probably the tallest person in Sugar Valley, ever.”
“We had some tall people in for the last Berry Fair.”
“Tallest one now.”
“Probably.”
“How tall do you think your boys are going to be?”
“I don’t know.”
“And Ava?”
“Taller than I am, I hope.”
“Oh, don’t say that, dearie. You’re such a darling height.”
They reach their street then, and Nesta might’ve invited her for strawberry tea and jam, but she’s not going to. Confirming personally that Cassian is her children’s father to Aysel is one thing, inviting her inside to meet him is quite another.
“Well, have a good evening, Aysel,” she says.
“You too, dearie. Kisses to the babies!”
She waves at her over her shoulder and strides up to her porch.
She might’ve guessed something is wrong by the fact that she can’t hear any noise from the inside, but she knows for sure because Cassian rips the door open as soon as she reaches it. His face is pale.
Nesta’s heart drops. “What is it?” A million different scenarios run through her mind, each one worse than the last.
“Come inside,” is all he says.
They rush up the stairs, Nesta’s pulse going faster than it ever has before when he leads her up the stairs and to her children’s bedroom. She braces herself as best she can for when she goes inside, but she knows there isn’t a good way to prepare.
But they’re all there...whole. In three perfect pieces. Nicky and Ollie laying in the beds, Avery standing in between them, her hand on Nicky’s form.
She looks at Cassian, his face still ashen. “What?” she asks.
His eyes widen. “They’re sick!”
Nesta throws a hand to her forehead. For mercy’s sake. “Don’t,” she says, rubbing her temples, “ever deliver news to me that way.”
Her heartbeat back to normal, she joins Avery in the middle of her sons’ beds. She settles herself on her knees and pulls her close. She doesn’t feel hot.
"How are you feeling, ladybug?”
"Good,” she says, slightly muffled against Nesta’s body. She looks up at her. “Nicky and Ollie are sick.”
"Yes,” she says, nodding. Then she looks at Cassian. “It’s flu season.”
"Emilia’s sick, too.”
"Yes,” she says, still looking pointedly at Cassian. “Probably the flu, poor thing.”
He glares at her, but she can see his coloring darkens slightly, which probably would have delighted her once.
She doesn’t hate it, now.
She puts her hand on Nicky’s forehead and then Ollie’s. A fever, each of them. Ollie is sleeping soundly, and Nicky seems like he’ll fall asleep soon.
"Mummy will bring you something to drink,” she whispers to him, dropping a kiss on his forehead.
She leads Avery and Cassian out of the room.
“I don’t want to be sick.”
“You won’t,” she assures her. “You’ll be fine.”
“I don’t want my brothers to be sick.”
Nesta feels the same rush of overwhelming emotion she always does when her children express how much they love each other. “Don’t worry,” she says to her, smiling. “They’ll be better soon. Why don’t you go play outside for a bit?”
“Are you out of your mind?” she says to Cassian when she’s gone. “Do you know what went through my head?”
"They’re sick!”
“Children get sick! People get sick! They’ll get better!”
“Well, I’ve never had children get sick before!”
Nesta softens at the fear in his voice, shining through his eyes as well. “They’ll be fine,” she says in a more gentle tone. “It’ll be a few days...it’s properly miserable to see them, but they’ll be fine. I only don’t want to keep Avery here...I don’t want her to get sick, too. Normally I’d ask Miri and Adil,” she says, talking more to herself. “But they’re gone, and I can’t ask Amorette. I guess I’ll keep her in my room. Oh, and I’ll have to stay here. Oh, but I’m alone at the store....”
"You’re alone at the store?”
"Yes, Adil’s got everyone traipsing around the country, looking for authors,” she says, waving a hand. “Unless...when are you going back?”
“Not before they’re better.”
Nesta straightens. That was the right answer. “Well, could you watch them during the day?”He nods, his expression casual, but Nesta can tell he’s terrified.
"It’s really not that big of a deal,” she says. “I’ll show you which medication to give them, how often. I’ll make soup. They’ll need fluids. Oh, and Nicky can’t have plain water when he’s sick, he’ll need tea...I’ll write this down for you...but it’s not like I’m going to be leaving you alone,” she adds at the sight of him. “It’s not like I’m going anywhere. Just work.”
“I know,” he says. Hesitates. “I just...”
“What?”
“I’m...worried.”
Nesta puts down the pen she’s picked up and crosses the room to his side. She moves her hand to take his, but thinks better of it. “You don’t need to. They’ll be fine. So will you. You’ve been...” her eyes dart around the room, but she meets his gaze when she says, “very helpful. This week.”
His head lifts slightly, and that all-too-familiar cocky grin appears. “Yeah?”
“Yes. In fact...” Now Nesta hesitates. “Maybe...if you would feel comfortable...you could spend the night with Avery at Miri’s house?”
His grin slides off his face.
“If it’s too soon,” she says quickly, “then--you know what? Forget--”
“No!” he says. “No, I can! I can--sure. At Miri’s...yes. I can. I know what she needs. I can...yes.”
“All right,” she says, relieved somewhat. “I’ll...make you a list.”
“Okay.”
“And...she’ll have flying lessons tomorrow. Maybe you’d like to go with her? And I’ll stay home with the boys?”
Nesta’s never seen his eyes light up the way they do now.
---
November 12 - 1 year after
She didn’t feel exactly ill, but she felt off. Like the world had been tilted a few degrees. She had been hungrier than normal for her the past week or so, but it’s not till that day she wondered if something was wrong with her.
Only briefly. Then she pushed the thought aside. Things were going well, and she didn’t need to look for something to be upset about.
"Good morning, Nesta,” Zeyn greeted her cheerfully. How was he always so happy all the time? It was jarring.
"Hello, Zeyn,” she said, rubbing her temples.
“Headache?”
“No...” she said, because her head didn’t hurt, it just felt...weird. “Just tired.” Perhaps that was it.
“I’ve got a lot of new books today. Maybe you’d like to read one. Do you like mystery?”
“It’s all right,” she said. Most mystery novels were predictable to her. “I’ve got to finish mine, though.”
“How have you been with all those?” he asked, following her to the back room.
All that is Holy, she thought. “It’s going well, thanks.” It was reading. And fixing up books. And setting a price. As long as you could read, it wasn’t hard.
“I just get so overwhelmed sometimes,” he said. “You know, all those books. In such a short amount of time. And how do you set a price!”
“Length and demand,” she said, frowning slightly. How else would you set a price?
“Yes, but it’s hard to foresee demand at a store that sells used books,” he said. “I imagine it’s even more so for you, because human-authored books are so unpopular. Not that they aren’t good! Just so, I guess, uncommon. Yes, that’s the word. It’s rare to come across one. But now that the Wall is down, we might trade more. It’d be really fascinating, don’t you think, to see what books are popular with humans. Don’t you think? Nesta?”
“Just...” Nesta said, “I. Oh. Oh, I have to...” she trailed off, not being able to hear herself suddenly.
“Here, lie down.” She could feel a pair of warm, strong hands lower her gently to the ground. Oh, it felt so-- wrong , to be touched like that. By another male’s hands. Oh, she didn’t like it...
The room was spinning. She could hear more voices. Emerie was yelling. No, not Emerie. Not Emerie, right? Who was that? Who was speaking?
Someone was saying her name. Someone...but she couldn’t hear.
And then she couldn’t see.
---
November 2 - 4 years after
Cassian’s still has yet to regain his power of speech, but it doesn’t matter, because Ava keeps the conversation going on her own.
“And I will put my horse here, and I will put my dog here, and I will put my owl here...” she sing-songs, placing her stuffed animals in various spots on the bed he has set up for her in Miri’s house.
She’s ready to go to sleep, after being fed and bathed at Nesta’s house. But she wants to set up the room the way she likes it first.
"And I want...my giraffe.”
“Your giraffe?” Cassian repeats, looking around. “I don’t see...”
“Nicky has it.”
“Nicky has it?”
“Yes.”
“But Nicky’s at home.”
“Let’s go get it.”
“Well,” he says, wishing Nesta were here, “we’ll go home tomorrow morning, and we’ll bring your giraffe then.”
Ava looks outraged. “I want it now!”
She hadn’t mentioned this. Nesta didn’t say anything about a giraffe. And he’s never been out with Ava before; how was he supposed to know? “But...we’ll let Nicky have it. Because he’s sick. Just for tonight.” Maybe that tactic will work?
Ava considers it. “Tomorrow I will get my giraffe?”
He’s nothing if not strategic. “Yes. Tomorrow.”
“Not tonight?”
“No, not tonight.”
Ava thinks some more. “All right, tomorrow.”
Cassian breathes a sigh of relief. Ava’s been throwing crisis after crisis at him. He feels like a novice, back when he did simulations. When his commanders had given them every possible thing that could go wrong, all at the same time. There was an Illyrian expression that loosely translated into “difficult training makes for an easy battle”--but there is no training for parenting and it is by no definition an easy battle.
“Tell me a story,” she orders him when he finally convinces her to get into bed.
Cassian nods. Nesta had told him one as they packed, reciting the important lines a few times over for him to memorize. “I’ll tell you the one about Jack,” he says.
“No, I don’t want Jack.”
Fantastic.
"Well,” he says, trying to keep a level head. “What...story do you want?”
“Not a Mummy story.”
“What’s a Mummy story? Oh, not one of Mummy’s stories.” She wants one of his? Nesta wouldn’t like him telling any Illyrian tales...and he doesn’t think it’s a particularly good idea either. “Maybe...” Cassian rack his brain. He has stories, doesn’t he? One of them must be child-friendly. Or he can edit it to make it so.
Had he ever gone on some sort of quest that didn’t end in bloodshed?
“Not too long ago,” he says, in the way Illyrian tales always start, realizing as he begins that it’s quite eerie, but no matter, “there was a male who loved a female very much. And the female loved...very much...more than anything in the world...chocolate.”
Ava laughs. “I love chocolate!”
“You do? Well, the female loved chocolate so much, but there was one type of chocolate she loved more than all the others. But she hadn’t had it since she was a little girl, and she now lived very far away from the place where they made it. One day, she was very sad...and he knew only that chocolate would make her happy again. So he decided he would travel to find it.
“He had to cross an ocean and many lands, for only one tiny little town across the world made this exact kind of chocolate. When he got to the tiny town, he searched and searched for the chocolate shop. And then...he found it. And he bought some chocolate...and he brought it home...and then the female was happy again,” he finishes lamely.
Ava looks at him, unimpressed. He doesn’t blame her. Although in his defense, it had been more exciting when it had actually happened.
“Tell it again!” she says.
He does, trying to make it sound better this time around, but he isn’t very good at it. He might’ve laced the story with bits and pieces of other (real) quests he had been on, but he isn’t sure what he’s allowed to say.
After the second time, Ava looks at him thoughtfully. “That was not a good story,” she tells him.
He laughs a little. “I’m sorry. Should I tell you the story about Jack?”
“Yes!”
He recites the story Nesta had told him, exactly the way she had instructed, and Ava is thrilled. She laughs and claps along.
"Again!” she says when he finishes. And again and again.
Until he says, “It’s time for you to go to sleep, now, Ava.”
"So let’s go home.”
“We’re sleeping here tonight, Ava, remember?”
To his horror, her eyes well up with tears. “I want to go home with Mummy and Nicky and Ollie.”
“Don’t cry,” he says, fretting. “Don’t--it’s okay, don’t--oh....”
“I don’t--want--to stay here,” she sobs. “I want to go home!”
“I’m sorry...we’ll go home tomorrow, Ava.”
“I want my giraffe!”
“But we said we’d let Nicky have the giraffe tonight, don’t you remember?” he says desperately. But Ava doesn’t care. He can’t quite make out exactly what she’s saying and he doesn’t know what to do.
So he picks her up out of bed and lays her against his shoulder. “It’s okay,” he says, trying to bounce her. That’s how to calm children down, right?
“I don’t want to stay here all by myself!” Her cries are muffled against him.
“Well, you’re not all by yourself,” he says. “I’m here. I’m staying with you.” Would that be enough? Please let that be enough. He doesn’t know what he’ll do if that’s not good enough for her. Just for one night.
She sniffles a little and lifts her head, looking up at him with his own eyes. Except so innocent, so pure. “Can I sleep in your bed?” she asks, voice still wavering.
Relief crashes over him. “Sure,” he says. “Of course.”
The smile she gives him is vibrant, and he marvels at how little he loved her at the beginning of the week compared to now.
---
November 30 - Year of
She’d told her sister, once, that the last thing she would want would be to be remembered as a coward. She felt like one now.
Like a coward and angry and hurt, perhaps, more than anything. Which made her feel stupid.
Sometimes Nesta thought she felt too much.
After Cassian had apologized, she’d fled to her room and avoided him successfully for over a week. It was made easier by the fact that he did have to leave a few times during the week, to one of those neighboring camps he always went off to.
She didn’t want to think about it. Especially the pain. Because if he had hurt her...she didn’t let herself finish the thought.
But one afternoon, at work, while counting out jackets in the back, she heard Emerie say, “What are you doing here?”
And then she heard him reply, “I came to see Nesta.”
She nearly dropped the jacket she was holding. She normally felt him before she heard him. Where had that gone? It was of no use to her when they were both in the house, and now it was too late to sneak out the back, because he was coming.
"Nesta,” he said, pushing open the door.
“The sign says ‘employees only’,” she blurted out, which she knew was the stupidest thing she could have said, but it was too late.
“Emerie said I could go in.”
Traitor.
“I needed to talk to you.”
“It couldn’t wait? I’m working.” Perhaps he’d make some snide comment about working in a clothier as opposed to being the Night Court’s Emissary and then she could pick a fight over that and kick him out of the shop and they’d go back to the way things were when she got here. Except she’d have Emerie and her drinking habit more under control, so it’d be better.
But he just said, “I know. I’m sorry, it couldn’t wait. I’ll be leaving again soon. For about five days, I think. Maybe longer. And I couldn’t go without...” he trailed off. Ran a hand through his hair and let out a frustrated sound. “I keep doing things wrong with you, Nesta.
She averted her gaze. She couldn’t do this. This was too much. And if he mentioned...that day...the battlefield...she didn’t know what she would do.
But he did.
“I promised you time, once,” he said softly.
No. No, she could not do this.
“I have to go,” she managed. She pushed past him, quickly, careful not to touch him.
“Wait, Nesta, please--”
“Nesta,” Emerie said, turning as she entered the room. “Where are you--?”
But Nesta didn’t stay to hear her finish. Instead, she ran.
---
November 3 - 4 years after
This time it is Nesta who rips open the door as soon as she hears Cassian approaching.
“Mummy!” Avery calls, reaching her arms out for her.
“Hi, ladybug,” Nesta croons. She holds her tightly against herself. “I missed you so much.”
She had regretted sending Cassian out with her the moment they had gone. She hadn’t spent a night away from them, ever. She had never not tucked them into bed. And now...Avery had had a night without her. It felt like she should look different. There should be some mark upon her face.
But her daughter looks just as she did last night, just as cheerful and chattery. Cassian looks relatively unscathed, too, if a bit tired.
“Did you have fun?” she asks her as she ushers them inside.
“Appa told me a boring story,” Avery says, and wiggles out of Nesta’s arm onto the ground. “I want some orange juice in my purple cup, please.”
“Boring story?” Nesta says to Cassian.
“She didn’t want yours. And I didn’t want to tell her something you wouldn’t approve of. She still asked for it again, anyway,” he says defensively.
Nesta looks at him. “And you told it to her?”
“Yes.” Now he looks unsure. “And then she wanted yours...so I told that one, like, three times.”
Nesta shakes her head. She looks at Avery. Her daughter knows how to get what she wants, that’s for sure. “Did she ask to sleep in your bed, too?”
“...is that bad?”
Nesta rolls her eyes. Avery wraps everyone she meets around her little finger. Why should her father be any different?
“How are Nicky and Ollie?” he asks.
"Still ill,” she says. “The main thing is just to keep them on a constant stream of fluids so they don't dehydrate. Soup, if they feel up for it. Talk to them if you can, but they might be too tired.”
“Shouldn’t we take them to a healer?”
She hadn’t realized how much she’d appreciate hearing him say we . “We don’t need to,” she says. “It’s the common flu. They’ll be fine.”
“So...you never take them to the healer? If they have the flu?”
“It’s not necessary if it lasts only a couple of days,” she reminds him, “for adults and children both.”
“Infants--”
“Not the same,” she explains patiently. “They can digest medication. Infants can’t.”
She finishes putting Avery’s breakfast in front of her. “When you’re done, Mummy will take you to nursery.”
“I want to say hello to Nicky and Ollie.”
“Finish your breakfast and then go,” she says to her. Then she says to Cassian, “Well, other than that...how was it?”
“She cried,” he admits. Then he grins. “But I calmed her down.”
“By letting her sleep in your bed.”
“Why is that not allowed?”
Nesta shakes her head again. “You were only with her. What if they all wanted to sleep in your bed?”
“What then?”
“They would kick you out and you would end up on the floor.” Nesta had thought moving them into their own beds would be a hard step, and it was, but as soon as she woke up from her first night alone in over two years, she didn’t miss it anymore.
Cassian laughs. “I can take them.”
Nesta hides a smile. “Finish up, Avery,” she says. “It’s almost time to go.”
She busies herself around the kitchen with nothing in particular, just feeling his eyes on her.
---
November 12 - 1 year after
She could hear everyone around her before she could see them. Low, hushed voices. Some whirring sound, too. She shivered from the cold and from something else.
“Oh, she’s waking up,” she heard someone whisper.
“Nesta?” another voice said. Miri, from Sugar Books. What was she doing here?
Nesta opened her eyes. Where was here, exactly?
Here was a small room Nesta didn’t recognize. Pale blue walls decorated with tiny sugar berries; the sheets on the bed she was lying on the same design. The curtains on the window were a cheerful yellow and the expressions on Zeyn and Miri’s faces were anything but.
“Can you hear us, Nesta?”
Nesta struggled to sit upright. “Of course I can hear you,” she said, grumbling slightly. “What are these?” She shook her arm as she spoke, at the needles prodded inside her. She was in an infirmary of some kind. She vaguely remembered blacking out at the store, but since she could feel no pain, she assumed she was fine. Probably just dehydrated. After all, she had been Made. The epitome of perfection, was she not? She didn’t get sick anymore.
“Fluids,” Zeyn said unhelpfully.
She resisted the urge to roll her eyes. Of course they were fluids. But Zeyn was harmless, if annoying, and she didn’t want to start an antagonistic relationship with the coworker who clearly liked her best.
“You blacked out,” Miri said, her wide dark eyes searching Nesta’s face. “We brought you to the clinic. A healer is seeing to you. Her name’s Amorette. She’s fairly new here, but I’ve been told she’s very good.”
Nesta nodded. “Thank you for bringing me here,” she said, hoping they’ll hear the dismissal.
They do. “Feel better, Nesta,” Zeyn said, reaching her hand to squeeze it. She tried not to flinch.
“We’ll be by to check in on you,” Miri said.
Oh, for the love of all things Holy. “That’s very kind of you, but I’m sure I’ll be fine.” She smiled as she spoke, hoping she did so normally.
Cassian used to make fun of her forced smiles. You look like you’re in pain.
Why was she thinking of him all of a sudden?
They left as the healer stood in the room. She looked to be about Nesta’s age--although with Fae, you couldn’t really tell, could you? But at any rate, a pretty, High Fae female, with light blue eyes and blond hair that kept tied at the nape of her neck.
“Good afternoon, Miss Archeron,” the healer said. “I’m Amorette Dadashov. I’ll be your healer today. May I come in?”
Nesta raised an eyebrow. “Sure,” she said, pleasantly surprised at the healer asking permission.
Healer Dadashov closed the door behind her. She was holding a notebook in her hand. “I can see all your vitals have returned to normal,” she said, without checking them like a mortal nurse would have to. “All things considered.”
"All things considered?”
“Yes,” she said, flipping through the pages of her book. “I understand you’re new in town?”
What on Earth did that have to do with anything? “Yes.”
“And, forgive me, you’re here alone?”
Nesta’s eyes narrowed. “Yes.”
“And you’ve not been to our clinic yet, correct?”
“Correct.” Shouldn’t that all be in her book? Why is she asking all this?
“So your options have not yet been explained to you?” Dadashov looked Nesta in the eye as she spoke.
Nesta’s patience was wearing thin. “Look,” she snapped, “I really don’t know what you’re talking about, and I’d very much like if you could just tell me what happened and what I have to do so it doesn’t happen again and let me go. Please,” she added as an afterthought. It didn’t sound very gracious.
Dadashov’s eyes widened. “Miss Archeron,” she said, not quite stuttering but certainly with none of the confidence she’d had before. “You do...I mean...you know that you’re pregnant?”
Nesta’s favorite book as a child was about magic. It wasn’t called magic, of course, for in the tiny human section of their island, magic was shunned. But that power to manipulate nature; that was what it was. The heroine was a girl named Avery, and Avery’s villain was a woman who could make things vanish. The most terrifying part of the story, in eight-year-old Nesta’s opinion, was the part where the villain made the floor vanish right from underneath Avery, and she fell and fell for miles until she could get her magic working to pull herself back up.
Nesta felt that. But there was no one to pull her back up. Because she was alone. There was only falling.
“I...can see you did not know,” Dadashov said softly. “All right, well...” She pulled a chair towards the bed and sat down. She gripped Nesta’s hands, hers a warm peach next to Nesta’s stark white. “It’s going to be all right,” she said soothingly. “The clinic is very well prepared for any option you choose. We have three healer’s for female reproduction, myself included. We’re all more than capable of treating you in whatever...oh, dear. Here,” she said, passing her a wad of tissue paper.
“Oh,” Nesta said, taking some and wiping her eyes. “Oh, er, tha--”
But she choked on her words.
What was she supposed to do?
“I can’t be pregnant,” she whispered aloud. Because she couldn’t. Then she realized--she truly couldn’t. “This...can't be possible. I haven’t...been with anyone in months.” Even with the gravity of the situation, Nesta still felt a slight blush creep up on her cheeks. Perhaps she had not entirely thrown out the excessive modesty of her upbringing with her few months of numerous partners in Velaris, and the few months living with Cassian.
Oh, Mother. Cassian.
“It’s...possible for a female to get pregnant months after intercourse,” the healer said slowly, carefully, like Nesta was an idiot.
“It is?” she replied, feeling like one.
“Yes.”
Of course, Nesta thought, thinking it through. Because her cycle was so slow...and that meant her whole system was so slow...and if pregnancy once would have occurred a few days after sex, now it happened months.
And she had stopped taking the potion. Because she had stopped sleeping with people. But that didn’t matter, because it had only been...Nesta counted backwards in her head...a month since she had last slept with Cassian.
(A month? Had it really only been a month?)
Nesta put her head in her hands. “All right,” she said, summoning her nerve. “Tell me about the other two healers.”
“Well,” Dadashov said, slightly taken aback, “there’s Huseyn Por--”
“Male.”
“Er, yes.”
“No. The other one.”
"Marya Kamal. She’s brilliant, one of the best in the field. We’re lucky to have her. Her studies--”
“How old is she?”
“Er,” Dadashov said, eyes darting around. “I believe...twelve-hundred, or so?”
“No. You, then. All right.” Nesta paused to take a deep breath. “I don’t know anything about faerie reproduction. I wasn’t born faerie. And I...can’t have this baby.”
Eugh, why did she say baby?
Dadashov’s eyes go even wider.
She’s a patient from Hell, she imagined. But Healers liked a challenge, didn’t they?
---
November 3 - 4 years after
The day spent with his sons is miserable. He sits with them all day, talking to them while they’re awake and running his hands down their backs while they sleep. Nicky seems to be doing a little better towards the late afternoon, and sits up to have soup, but Ollie barely takes the water Cassian makes him drink.
He’s beyond relieved when Nesta and Ava come home.
Ava rushes up the stairs ahead of Nesta. “We’re going to flying lessons now, Appa,” she sing-songs. “We’re going now, we’re going now, we’re going now.”
"Hi, angels,” Nesta says, coming into the room and sitting by Nicky. “How are you feeling?” she asks him, putting a hand on his forehead.
“Better,” he says, but his voice is still so weak.
Nesta kisses the top of his head and hugs him. “What about a bath? Would that make you feel better.”
He shrugs into her.
“I think it would,” she says, standing up. “How’s Ollie?”
“Sleeping, mostly.”
“Poor angel,” she sighs. “All right, you go on to flying lessons. Have fun, Avery. Say hello to Madam Sabina for me.”
“Bye-bye, Nicky! Bye-bye, Mummy! Let’s go now, Appa!”
Ava takes his hand and starts dragging him towards the door. “Bye,” he says over his shoulder. “We’ll come back soon.”
“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go now!”
Ava keeps up variations of her chant until they arrive at one of the parks where flying lessons commence. The children all look to be around her age, accompanied by a parent or two. They’re all various types of lesser fae, none of the likes of which he’s seen in the Night Court.
Madam Sabina is a round, pink female with large, feathery wings.
“Hello,” he says, introducing himself. “I’m here with Ava.”
“You’re her father?”
“Yes. Nesta’s at home. With the boys. They’re sick.”
“Ah, flu’s going around. All right, then. Normally I fly with the triplets, but good. You’ll do it. Wonderful. Are you excited to fly with your Daddy, Ava?”
“He’s my Appa,” she says. And then she starts singing again, “We’re at flying lessons now, we’re at flying lessons now.”
Madam Sabina shrugs. “Excited enough, I guess. All right, students!” she cries, clapping her hands. Let’s all gather around in a circle--mummies, daddies, uncles, let’s get behind them. Let’s start our stretching exercises.”
"Hi,” says the female next to him in the parents’ circle. “I’m Nuray, Zehra’s mother. I’m a friend of Nesta’s. You’re the triplets’ father, right?”
He nods. “Cassian,” he says.
“Nicky looks so much like you,” she says. “Where are the boys?”
“They’re sick,” he says, wondering how many friends Nesta has here, or if everyone who has a child in the same age group counts as a friend. “The flu.”
“Oh,” she says, clucking. “Poor dears. Well, it’s going around. Nice that Nesta’s got you here now, to help out. Especially with Zeyn gone.”
“Oh, yeah,” he says, struggling to maintain a casual tone. “Good stretching, Ava,” he says to her.
“All right, now, let’s just flap our wings. Just like that. No, Fidan, not too fast! We’re just flapping, we’re not flying! All right, good!”
Ava grins up at him. “I already know how to fly,” she tells him.
“Oh, do you?”
“I’m so good at it.”
“I bet you are.”
“We’re not allowed to fly until Madam Sabina says it’s okay.”
“That’s right.”
“Because we have to stretch first because it’s very important.”
“It is very important, you’re right.”
“And, now we’re going to run all the way over there and then back again, all right? Go!”
Ava shoots off as fast as she can, making him laugh in delight. He feels a rush of gratitude towards Nesta for giving them such a beautiful, quiet place to learn to fly.
"I think it’s great that you’ve moved back in,” Nuray says. “In a town like this, people talk, but they’re good. People talked when my wife and I separated, but now we’re back, and people stop talking, you know?”
"Er,” Cassian says. “We’re not--I mean, I’m not--I don’t...live...here.”
“Oh!” Nuray brings a hand to her mouth. “Oh, I’m sorry! I just...assumed. I’m sorry.”
“No, that’s all right,” he says, eyes darting around. This is so--weird. Sugar Valley is so weird. People he doesn’t even know congratulating him on moving back in with Nesta. No one here knows who he is. No one here has served in any military. He’s not even sure Gilameyva has a military. It’s so detached from Prythian, so different.
“Well, at any rate...I think it’s great that you’re stepping up.”
“Thanks.” Is this a normal conversation?
Thankfully, Ava comes back then.
“All right, everyone,” Madam Sabina announces. “Pair up, pair up. We’re going to go up! Stand by your partner!”
Ava stands in front of Cassian, beaming up at him.
“Okay, just high enough to their heads. Now...up!”
Ava kicks herself off the ground--it isn’t graceful in the least, but he’s so proud, prouder than he’s ever been in his life.
“And now we’re all going to do a lap around the park together. No higher than six feet, parents! And uncle!”
Ava takes his hand as they fly together. He’s going abnormally slow, but he doesn’t care at all.
---
Chapter Twelve
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Hi Anon! I can understand if there is worry and doubt, as I’m sure people might be thinking me and the other mods will just accept the works of people we know or the ones who create content for characters or ships we like. But before I get to that, let me just pull up that part about the selection we wrote in the Guidelines:
The 3 mods will choose 10 submissions each from both Writers and Artists applications. If a candidate is in the shortlist of at least 2 mods, they get a spot. There will be 20-30 participants chosen. 2-3 people might be invited as guest writers or artists. Applying as part of an established pair will give higher chances of being accepted, but it is not a guarantee.
So far, there are only 2 mods for Fractured Fairy Tales. I can’t speak for mod Kit or for our still-to-be-found co-mod (psst! position’s still open!), but I’d mostly be looking at the pitches first for the writers. I think it’s important that a pitch catches the eye, and it’s a bonus if they feature an interesting mix of characters. With that being said, I will still comb through and do a check on the entries, especially the samples of their work provided as it gives me a clearer idea of what they could possibly bring to the table as a storyteller. There’s no special quality; whoever comes up with a good idea AND can back it up will make my shortlist, popular writer or not. Lastly, no matter how crazy talented a participant is, any evidence of harassment or toxic/intolerant behavior will automatically disqualify them from being a contributor to the zine.
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Canopy’s Cash Crash; Cyber Contract; Costco Cleans Up
Canopy’s Cash Crash; Cyber Contract; Costco Cleans Up:
Friday Four Play: The “Roof Is on Fire” Edition
If you had the “riots and looting” square on your Revelations bingo card … today’s your day. Go ahead and cover that square up. It’s been that kind of year, you know.
And if you’re still worried about covering up that “World War III” square … don’t give up hope just yet. President Trump spoke on U.S.-China relations today, taking a hard line against Beijing’s new Hong Kong security law.
Outside of Revelations bingo, the U.S. Commerce Department reported that April consumer spending plummeted 13.6% in April. It was the largest drop since the government started to track consumer spending in 1959.
And finally, President Trump and Twitter Inc. (Nasdaq: TWTR) are locked in an online death match over free speech. I’m honestly surprised neither side has Godwin-ed this debate yet. Give it time, though. This is an internet fight, after all.
My, aren’t we just bursting at the seams with good news today?
Wait … I have some good news just for Great Stuff readers! (And no, it isn’t that I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.)
Even amid all the carnage, Paul Mampilly found a company that he believes is set to soar 300% or more in the coming months. On Tuesday, Paul issued a broadcast covering his simple strategy that has helped him pull these double- and triple-digit winners from the market year in and year out.
(Psst, this is the “300 Event” that I was telling you about!) And it’s not too late to check out Paul’s interview covering this strategy.
Click here to see it before the video is taken offline.
And now for something completely different … here’s your Friday Four Play:
No. 1: Crushed Canopy Leaving Linton
Canopy Growth Corp. (NYSE: CGC) finally ditched its spendthrift past.
The Canadian cannabis company reported a fiscal fourth-quarter loss of C$1.3 billion, or C$3.72 per share. Most of Canopy’s loss came from a C$750 million write-down due to unprofitable spending projects. Those projects were the brainchild (brainchildren?) of former CEO and founder Bruce “Loose with the Loonies” Linton.
And if you think that’s an unfair characterization of Linton, just note that Canopy had negative cash flow of C$1.5 billion last year under his leadership.
The rest of Canopy’s problems, however, arose from falling cannabis demand. In fact, sales of “Cannabis 2.0” products such as softgels, oils and edibles fell 31% in the fourth quarter. It’s not a positive sign — especially when your main customer base is stuck at home with nothing to do but get high.
Given that the last of Linton’s heavy spending is now off the books, Canopy may indeed turn things around going forward. As such, today’s 20% haircut could be a buying opportunity.
Still, before giving it the Great Stuff stamp of approval, I’d like to see sales improve in the Cannabis 2.0 department … and overall.
No. 2: The Cost of Being Clean
We all knew that bulk toilet paper purchases weren’t enough to sustain Costco Wholesale Corp. (Nasdaq: COST) for long — but I think analysts got a little too excited about those prospects.
Costco reported fiscal third-quarter earnings last night and whiffed on both top-line and bottom-line expectations. On the bright side, sales were up 7% year over year. Same-store sales rose 4.8% and online sales spiked 65%.
In the end, however, Costco’s best efforts just weren’t enough to live up to Wall Street’s standards. Earnings came up $0.07 short of expectations, while revenue was $550 million shy of the consensus estimate.
The biggest detractor was a $283 million pretax charge “from incremental wage and sanitation costs related to COVID-19.” Aah, the hidden costs of keeping shoppers and workers safe.
Well, they’re not hidden costs — just unexpected costs. OK, they’re expected costs, just not by the geniuses who guessed what Costco would earn last quarter amid a freaking pandemic.
I have to say: Despite the company missing analysts’ expectations, Costco is among the most stable retailers to invest in as we head into whatever the economy and market throw at us this year.
It’s right up there with Walmart Inc. (NYSE: WMT), Amazon.com Inc. (Nasdaq: AMZN) and The Kroger Co. (NYSE: KR). I also hear that Target Corp. (NYSE: TGT) is on fire right now — too soon?
Editor’s Note: Predicting what stocks will do before earnings is pure speculation. That’s why earnings expert Chad Shoop waits till after the earnings dust settles … and then strikes on his “profit trigger.” Learn how you can too. Click here!
No. 3: GE’s Larry Is Very Scary
Can investors not get this through their heads? Right now, airplanes and airline travel = bad.
This will remain true until a cure or vaccine is available for COVID-19. It’s a fact that General Electric Co. (NYSE: GE) CEO Larry Culp reiterated this week — a reminder that GE shareholders didn’t want.
“GECAS, not surprisingly, is seeing a good bit of pressure here relative to customer deferrals,” Culp said Thursday. GECAS is short for GE Capital Aviation Services, i.e., GE’s aircraft financing arm.
Culp also noted that second-quarter industrial free cash flow would be between negative $3.5 billion and negative $4.5 billion. Finally, write-downs related to the company’s aviation backlog would grow in the same quarter.
This little revelation caused GE stock to drop from Robinhood’s No. 1 most-held stock to No. 2. behind Ford Motor Co. (NYSE: F). Still, No. 2 for a company that relies on the airline industry amid a pandemic?
If you’re invested in GE right now, you probably believe that the COVID-19 situation will get better sooner rather than later. Bully for you. Personally, I’m not that optimistic.
No. 4: Virtual Virus-Fighting
If Costco was among the first household-name stocks people bought for the pandemic, Zscaler Inc. (Nasdaq: ZS) might’ve been one of the last. And if any of you out there have been riding Zscaler’s 142% post-crash Zsurge, let me know … Zseriously.
(What? Adding “Z” to things isn’t hyper radical anymore? Pshh … take me back to ’95.)
Other than sounding like a knockoff shower cleaner, Zscaler just made it to the cybersecurity sector’s VIP back lounge. The golden ticket? A freshly inked Department of Defense contract.
See, most cyber defense stocks are a dime a dozen these days, with a few rare exceptions. The only difference is that, this decade, cybersecurity now has “cloud” in front of it. Ain’t that futuristic!
But the Defense Department’s contract lends some credence to Zscaler’s security chops. It proves the company can hack it at the international level against some serious threats.
At the very least, it was a cheap-enough deal. We’re talking about government contracts, after all.
Throw in some work-from-home magic, and you’ve got a cyber-security champ. Zscaler also reported that revenue shot up 40% to hit $110.5 million — and earnings more than doubled what analysts expected.
With its impressive quarter boosting the stock to all-time highs, ZS investors — whomever they may be — can go into the weekend giddy with glee.
From obscurity to … somewhat less obscurity, Zscaler proved that it isn’t your Norton antivirus, no sir or ma’am. And if you’re still paying out your hard-earned cyber cash on that “virus disguised as antivirus” … let’s talk.
Great Stuff: Solitude Is Bliss
Dear reader, between the time I click “send” and the time you read this…
I hope World War III hasn’t been declared or that the world hasn’t gone up in (more) flames … and that the daytime shoppers haven’t bought all the good toilet paper by the time I get to the store.
We sincerely hope you stay safe and well out there! And do try to have a good weekend — regardless of whatever Twitter battles wage into the wee hours! Take some time to stretch your bones and recharge. We here at Great Stuff certainly will.
And while you’re relaxing, send a message to [email protected] with any comments, questions or random tangents and diatribes. You can always hear more from us on Facebook and Twitter too.
Until next time, stay Great!
Joseph Hargett
Editor, Great Stuff
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Friday Four Play: The “Roof Is on Fire” Edition
If you had the “riots and looting” square on your Revelations bingo card … today’s your day. Go ahead and cover that square up. It’s been that kind of year, you know.
And if you’re still worried about covering up that “World War III” square … don’t give up hope just yet. President Trump spoke on U.S.-China relations today, taking a hard line against Beijing’s new Hong Kong security law.
Outside of Revelations bingo, the U.S. Commerce Department reported that April consumer spending plummeted 13.6% in April. It was the largest drop since the government started to track consumer spending in 1959.
And finally, President Trump and Twitter Inc. (Nasdaq: TWTR) are locked in an online death match over free speech. I’m honestly surprised neither side has Godwin-ed this debate yet. Give it time, though. This is an internet fight, after all.
My, aren’t we just bursting at the seams with good news today?
Wait … I have some good news just for Great Stuff readers! (And no, it isn’t that I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.)
Even amid all the carnage, Paul Mampilly found a company that he believes is set to soar 300% or more in the coming months. On Tuesday, Paul issued a broadcast covering his simple strategy that has helped him pull these double- and triple-digit winners from the market year in and year out.
(Psst, this is the “300 Event” that I was telling you about!) And it’s not too late to check out Paul’s interview covering this strategy.
Click here to see it before the video is taken offline.
And now for something completely different … here’s your Friday Four Play:
No. 1: Crushed Canopy Leaving Linton
Canopy Growth Corp. (NYSE: CGC) finally ditched its spendthrift past.
The Canadian cannabis company reported a fiscal fourth-quarter loss of C$1.3 billion, or C$3.72 per share. Most of Canopy’s loss came from a C$750 million write-down due to unprofitable spending projects. Those projects were the brainchild (brainchildren?) of former CEO and founder Bruce “Loose with the Loonies” Linton.
And if you think that’s an unfair characterization of Linton, just note that Canopy had negative cash flow of C$1.5 billion last year under his leadership.
The rest of Canopy’s problems, however, arose from falling cannabis demand. In fact, sales of “Cannabis 2.0” products such as softgels, oils and edibles fell 31% in the fourth quarter. It’s not a positive sign — especially when your main customer base is stuck at home with nothing to do but get high.
Given that the last of Linton’s heavy spending is now off the books, Canopy may indeed turn things around going forward. As such, today’s 20% haircut could be a buying opportunity.
Still, before giving it the Great Stuff stamp of approval, I’d like to see sales improve in the Cannabis 2.0 department … and overall.
No. 2: The Cost of Being Clean
We all knew that bulk toilet paper purchases weren’t enough to sustain Costco Wholesale Corp. (Nasdaq: COST) for long — but I think analysts got a little too excited about those prospects.
Costco reported fiscal third-quarter earnings last night and whiffed on both top-line and bottom-line expectations. On the bright side, sales were up 7% year over year. Same-store sales rose 4.8% and online sales spiked 65%.
In the end, however, Costco’s best efforts just weren’t enough to live up to Wall Street’s standards. Earnings came up $0.07 short of expectations, while revenue was $550 million shy of the consensus estimate.
The biggest detractor was a $283 million pretax charge “from incremental wage and sanitation costs related to COVID-19.” Aah, the hidden costs of keeping shoppers and workers safe.
Well, they’re not hidden costs — just unexpected costs. OK, they’re expected costs, just not by the geniuses who guessed what Costco would earn last quarter amid a freaking pandemic.
I have to say: Despite the company missing analysts’ expectations, Costco is among the most stable retailers to invest in as we head into whatever the economy and market throw at us this year.
It’s right up there with Walmart Inc. (NYSE: WMT), Amazon.com Inc. (Nasdaq: AMZN) and The Kroger Co. (NYSE: KR). I also hear that Target Corp. (NYSE: TGT) is on fire right now — too soon?
Editor’s Note: Predicting what stocks will do before earnings is pure speculation. That’s why earnings expert Chad Shoop waits till after the earnings dust settles … and then strikes on his “profit trigger.” Learn how you can too. Click here!
No. 3: GE’s Larry Is Very Scary
Can investors not get this through their heads? Right now, airplanes and airline travel = bad.
This will remain true until a cure or vaccine is available for COVID-19. It’s a fact that General Electric Co. (NYSE: GE) CEO Larry Culp reiterated this week — a reminder that GE shareholders didn’t want.
“GECAS, not surprisingly, is seeing a good bit of pressure here relative to customer deferrals,” Culp said Thursday. GECAS is short for GE Capital Aviation Services, i.e., GE’s aircraft financing arm.
Culp also noted that second-quarter industrial free cash flow would be between negative $3.5 billion and negative $4.5 billion. Finally, write-downs related to the company’s aviation backlog would grow in the same quarter.
This little revelation caused GE stock to drop from Robinhood’s No. 1 most-held stock to No. 2. behind Ford Motor Co. (NYSE: F). Still, No. 2 for a company that relies on the airline industry amid a pandemic?
If you’re invested in GE right now, you probably believe that the COVID-19 situation will get better sooner rather than later. Bully for you. Personally, I’m not that optimistic.
No. 4: Virtual Virus-Fighting
If Costco was among the first household-name stocks people bought for the pandemic, Zscaler Inc. (Nasdaq: ZS) might’ve been one of the last. And if any of you out there have been riding Zscaler’s 142% post-crash Zsurge, let me know … Zseriously.
(What? Adding “Z” to things isn’t hyper radical anymore? Pshh … take me back to ’95.)
Other than sounding like a knockoff shower cleaner, Zscaler just made it to the cybersecurity sector’s VIP back lounge. The golden ticket? A freshly inked Department of Defense contract.
See, most cyber defense stocks are a dime a dozen these days, with a few rare exceptions. The only difference is that, this decade, cybersecurity now has “cloud” in front of it. Ain’t that futuristic!
But the Defense Department’s contract lends some credence to Zscaler’s security chops. It proves the company can hack it at the international level against some serious threats.
At the very least, it was a cheap-enough deal. We’re talking about government contracts, after all.
Throw in some work-from-home magic, and you’ve got a cyber-security champ. Zscaler also reported that revenue shot up 40% to hit $110.5 million — and earnings more than doubled what analysts expected.
With its impressive quarter boosting the stock to all-time highs, ZS investors — whomever they may be — can go into the weekend giddy with glee.
From obscurity to … somewhat less obscurity, Zscaler proved that it isn’t your Norton antivirus, no sir or ma’am. And if you’re still paying out your hard-earned cyber cash on that “virus disguised as antivirus” … let’s talk.
Great Stuff: Solitude Is Bliss
Dear reader, between the time I click “send” and the time you read this…
I hope World War III hasn’t been declared or that the world hasn’t gone up in (more) flames … and that the daytime shoppers haven’t bought all the good toilet paper by the time I get to the store.
We sincerely hope you stay safe and well out there! And do try to have a good weekend — regardless of whatever Twitter battles wage into the wee hours! Take some time to stretch your bones and recharge. We here at Great Stuff certainly will.
And while you’re relaxing, send a message to [email protected] with any comments, questions or random tangents and diatribes. You can always hear more from us on Facebook and Twitter too.
Until next time, stay Great!
Joseph Hargett
Editor, Great Stuff
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Ask the Grumpy PC Technician: GPU Temps, Windows 1909, Engine Repair
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Howdy folks. Back in November, I asked you to submit hardware issues, questions, and problems to see whether I might be able to help. It took a lot longer than I wanted to come back to this topic. I had multiple members of my family sick in December, including me.
One of the challenges of solving hardware puzzles using this format is that it helps to find out if a solution actually worked. The Holy Trinity of advice columnists — Abby, Prudence, and Car Talk, as far as I’m concerned — only tend to revisit older letters on occasion, if someone sends an update. I want to be able to present at least some of the diagnosis and eventual solutions, but I figure we’ll try some things and see what works.
One thing I want to add: If you have a general PC or hardware question, or even a historical question about the PC business, you can feel free to ask it. I might even try to rope in a co-worker for additional perspectives. (Psst. Ask Atari questions!)
RTX 2080 Ti Running Hotter Than Expected
From Ty Worsham, a question on operating temperatures on GTX 1080 Ti GPUs versus the RTX 2080 Ti series:
I’ve been building PCs for about 20 years now and this is the first real issue I’ve seen that I just can’t quite figure out, so I need some help. I upgraded from a 1080 Ti to a 2080 Ti. With the 1080 Ti, I was getting around 50-60 degrees Celsius (depending on game and time of year). With the 2080 Ti, I’m getting 60-70. Ambient temp is 22-26c. [The GPU is an ASUS Geforce RTX 2080 Ti 11 GB Strix Video Card]
Do these cards just run warmer? Am I being paranoid? I considered I may not have enough positive static air, so I disconnected 2 exhaust fans to see if maybe that would help, but I haven’t noticed much change.
Grumpy PCT: I’m going to answer your question with a question of my own. Which BIOS mode are you currently running in?
According to TechPowerUp, there’s a BIOS switch on the card that sets to a “Quiet BIOS” mode with lower fan noise. It’s *possible* that you are running in that mode, and you may see somewhat better temps if you change your GPU to the other setting.
But as for the temperatures you are seeing? Honestly, yes, modern GPUs do just run hotter. And so far as anyone can tell, it’s safe to run them at those temperatures. AMD has a tendency to push the envelope a bit more in this regard than Nvidia does, but both AMD and Nvidia now regularly field GPUs that allow for sustained temperatures of 75C+. Both GPU manufacturers deploy sophisticated mechanisms that control the GPU’s clocks based on a variety of factors, including temperature. 60-70C appears to be normal for a 2080 Ti.
You say you’ve been building PCs for 20 years, which means you probably remember the era of K6-2’s and Pentium II’s, when a CPU temperature of 50C was high and 70-90C would have meant you had a chip literally melting to the socket. Part of the reason why temps run hotter now is that we’re much better at measuring them — sensor placement and sampling have both improved. Part of it is because chips are now designed to handle higher temperatures than they used to be.
I won’t lie to you. I enjoy high temperatures about as much as I enjoy the taste of Cool Ranch Doritos and cold black coffee. But they’re not a sign of fundamental hardware failure, and the 60-70C range you specified seems to be within the target for your card. Since you specifically identify as a PC builder, I’ll go ahead and ask — have you tried repasting the GPU to see if you can improve the temperatures that way?
Ty: This was immensely helpful sir. I think it comes in the quiet mode BIOS by default. I set up my own fan curve and put a fairly aggressive fan speed vs temp on it as soon as I got it installed. And then I did a BIOS update and I didn’t check it after….I’m pretty sure that was my failing. I reapplied my fan curve and it’s running fine now. It does run in the 60s but you’re right, they just run warmer. I do remember the old days…I ended up pulling the side panel and putting a box fan next to it to get better temps…lol It was redneck, but it worked.
Grumpy PCT: It still works now. If your desktop is unstable under load, check your temperatures and dust level. If the only thing you have on hand to improve your cooling situation is a box fan, try using it.
Should You Install Windows 10 1909?
From Phenom_x8: It is worth it to download and install Win 10 Nov 19 update? I usually update my win 10 only when a major update has been released.
Grumpy PCT: “Worth it” is always a tricky question to evaluate. The Windows 10 1909 update was supposedly so small, enabling it is really just a matter of telling Windows to reboot and turn it on. It’s true that some users have reported issues with 1909, but some percentage of users hit problems with every software release. Verify that you’ll be able to roll back from 1909 if it gives you problems and then try enabling it, would be my advice. You can also check to see what other users are reporting as far as specific bugs with Windows 10 1909 — a straightforward “Windows 10 1909 bugs” produces some useful results.
The thing to keep in mind is that just because a bug is real and deserves to be written up doesn’t mean it actually impacts a lot of people. I’m not trying to let Microsoft off the hook with this — a small bug that hits people with catastrophic file deletion issues is a big deal under any circumstance. I’ve installed 1909 fresh on several systems without any trouble, but if you want to be sure, Google “Windows 10 1909 bugs” and take a look at what people are reporting. If you run into issues after the update, uninstall it.
Do We Take Car Repair Requests?
Chris asks: Hi, I understand you know how to drive a car and what an engine is, would you mind doing a service on mine, please? Oh, and it makes this weird noise sometimes so it would be great if you could fix it for free.
Grumpy PCT: I am unqualified to service your car and spectacularly unwilling to “service” your car, but here we both are. Let’s start with a few base assumptions. Since the only thing you’ve given me to work with is “weird noise” and I don’t know how to fix cars, let’s see what we can do:
First, you’ll want to check the power steering pump. You might hear a weird noise when you put the wheel over if you’re low on power steering fluid. If the noise is both loud and rough (I think of it as blatty, but YMMV), you may have an exhaust system leak. If your car has suddenly begun vibrating in an unusual fashion, there are several possibilities, including 1). It’s broken 2). It’s currently the home of approximately 5,000 bees, or 3). The person you ran over while you were checking for bees is jammed in the wheel well.
Try to get a sense of what you feel the weird noise might mean. Old cars make many strange noises, but there are a few rules of thumbs you can apply:
Weird noises plus sudden vehicle gauge movement = bad.
Weird noise + unexpected fluid = bad. The more energetically the fluid appears, the worse this typically is.
Weird noise + bang + exciting new hole in vehicle = Very bad.
Image by George Miller Auto
If your car suddenly grows a new part where one didn’t exist before, it is not budding, sprouting, or launching new DLC. It is broken. You should feel bad.
Here’s another handy tip about cars: If something underneath the engine block catches on fire in a 1991 LeBaron, the smoke may fill the backseat first. Tell your family immediately if this happens, rather than waiting to see if anybody else notices. Keep a handy water bottle in the car. Do not taunt your sibling about his initial failure to listen to you.
Happy driving.
Got a question, topic, issue, or idea you want me to talk about? Hit me up at [email protected]. You can also leave questions in the forum thread below.
Now read:
How to Troubleshoot Your Slow PC
The Eternal PC Question: Is It Better to Upgrade or to Buy a New System?
Nvidia vs. AMD: Do GPUs Degrade in Performance Over Time?
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29 Creative Ways to Make Money on the Side Easily (From Home!)
So you’re wondering how to make money — more money, that is.
Whether you want to be more aggressive about paying off student loans, dig yourself out of credit card debt or save for a down payment, making extra money on the side is a smart strategy for working toward your goals.
While you could simply get a part-time job, many Americans are getting side gigs, which allow you to set your own schedule and rates. You’ll be your own boss, deciding what you do, when you do it and how much you make. Hey, you could even make money from home.
29 Ways to Make Money on the Side This Year
Whether you’re thinking about starting a side business that could eventually become your full-time job or just want to earn a little extra cash online during your free time, we’ve got some money-making ideas to get you started.
1. Crash Weddings (Well, Sorta)
If you just love weddings (I mean, are we talkin’ an open bar?), consider turning them into your weekend gig.
If you love public speaking and being the center of attention, one option is to become a wedding officiant. You can get ordained online — and it’s free! If the idea of standing in front of a crowd makes your knees tremble, opt to hang on the sidelines as a professional bridesmaid.
How much can you make?
We talked to Yvonne Doerre, who had officiated about 20 weddings in the Washington D.C. area. She charged between $300 and $500 per wedding.
Jen Glant, a bridesmaid for hire, gets paid up to $4,000 per wedding to play bridesmaid. That includes personal coaching and planning services, as well.
2. Invest in Real Estate Online
Want to try real-estate investing without playing landlord? We found a company that helps you do just that.
Oh, and you don’t have to have hundreds of thousands of dollars, either. You can get started with a minimum investment of just $500. A company called Fundrise does all the heavy lifting for you.
Through the Fundrise Starter Portfolio, your money will be split into two portfolios that support private real estate around the United States.
This isn’t an obscure investment, though. You can see exactly which properties are included in your portfolios — like a set of townhomes in Snoqualmie, Washington, or an apartment building in Charlotte, North Carolina.
You can earn money through quarterly dividend payments and potential appreciation in the value of your shares, just like a stock. Cash flow typically comes from interest payments and property income (e.g. rent).
(But remember: Investments come with risk. While Fundrise has paid distributions every quarter since 2014, dividend and principal payments are never guaranteed.)
You’ll pay a 0.85% annual asset management fee and a 0.15% annual investment advisory fee.
How much can you make?
Fundrise is an investment, so there’s always risk involved, but the company has paid positive dividends every quarter since 2014. In 2017, the average annual return on investment, net of fees, was 11.44%.
3. Let Your Money Make More Money (Psst… It’s Called Passive Income)
Making yourself save is no easy feat, but it’s easier to tuck that money away with micro-investing apps, which do it for you automatically.
Plus, they don’t simply save your money; they invest it. That means your money isn’t just sitting in a savings account collecting next to no interest — it’s creating a stock market portfolio for you that could help grow your money for the future.
With Acorns, you can set the app to simply round up your debit– or credit-card purchases to the nearest dollar. The pocket change is then squirreled away into your Acorns account. For a balance less than $1 million, you’ll pay a $1 monthly fee.
With Stash, you can start investing with as little as $5 and for just a $1 monthly fee for balances under $5,000. Bonus: The Penny Hoarder is teaming up with Stash to give you an extra $5 after your first investment.
Moral of the story? Investing is only as difficult as you make it, so automate it. You’ll be surprised how fast it can add up.
How much can you make?
This 27-year-old saved more than $2,000 in one year without breaking a sweat using Acorns. Most of that is his own money, but the app helped him earn an extra $66 from investments.
4. Get Reimbursed for Your Groceries
You need to buy groceries anyway — why not make some money back?
We know it sounds strange, but Ibotta will pay you cash for taking pictures of your grocery store receipts.
Here’s how it works: Before heading to the store, search for items on your shopping list within the Ibotta app. When you get home, snap a photo of your receipt, scan the items’ barcodes and earn cash back.
Ibotta is free to download. Plus, you’ll get a $10 sign-up bonus after uploading your first receipt.
How much can you make?
One of our readers, Nancy Frost, made more than $430 last year by using Ibotta. Not too shabby.
5. Share Your Mathematical Know-How
Does earning $60 an hour sound appealing? How about the freedom to work from home while helping others succeed?
Those are the perks of working as a bookkeeper, says Ben Robinson, a certified public accountant and founder of Bookkeeper Business Launch, an online course that teaches you how to start a virtual bookkeeping business.
And no, you don’t have to have a CPA to be successful in this business. In fact, all you really need are decent computer skills and a passion for helping business owners tackle real-world problems.
It’s a great opportunity for parents who want to work part time, millennials who are just out of college and anyone who wants to bring in real money while working from home.
We talked to Robinson about what it takes to become a virtual bookkeeper, as well as tips and advice for making this career track work for you. You can read the full interview here, or check out his website for more information.
How much can you make?
You could put as much as $60 per hour in the books… so to speak.
6. Start Pet Sitting
If you love hanging out with dogs, Rover might be your perfect gig.
The online network connects dog walkers and sitters to local dog owners through its 4.9-star-rated app, so you don’t have to staple flyers on every utility pole across town.
Rover dog-sitter requirements vary by location. In general, you must:
Be 18 years or older.
Pass a background check.
Have access to the Rover app (iOS or Android).
Here’s how it works: You’ll create an online sitter profile where you’ll answer questions about your experience with puppers and your schedule availability.
You can choose to offer a variety of services, including dog walking, overnight boarding at your home or theirs, and daycare. Boarding is the app’s most popular service, so offering it can get you more gigs. You set your own rates. (Rover keeps a small percentage as a service fee.)
Dog owners will reach out to you. Accept which gigs you want, then start snugglin’ pups. As soon as you complete a service, you’ll be paid within two days.
How much can you make?
Rover says sitters can earn as much as $1,000 a month.
7. Help Business Owners Get Organized
If you have a knack for organization and communication, people will pay you to keep them on track.
You don’t have to be the busy corporate assistant you see in old movies or TV. You can be a virtual assistant right from your couch.
We recommend starting your search with a job board like ZipRecruiter.
When you click here to search, ZipRecruiter sends you to a list of geo-tailored work-from-home job openings.
Type in “virtual assistant,” and peruse the listings to find information about the company, pay and type of employment. ZipRecruiter will even let you know if you qualify for a position based on your credentials. (But we always recommend applying anyway!)
How much can you make?
The average salary for a work-from-home virtual assistant in the U.S. is $57,373 a year, according to January 2019 ZipRecruiter data.
8. Turn Clutter Into Cash
You work hard, right? Who has time to clean out the closet? You should… if it’ll make you some extra moola.
Here are a few simple ways to make money from your clutter:
Instead of storing clothes indefinitely, try selling them to locals on Letgo. You can literally list your clothes in less than a minute.
Decluttr buys your old CDs, DVDs, Blu-rays and video games, plus hardware like cell phones, tablets, game consoles and iPods. Plus, they’ll pay for your shipping!
Books… so. many. books. Listen, if you haven’t picked them up in, say, two years, why not sell them? Tap into Amazon Trade-In to get an estimate for your books’ values. Send them off, and Amazon will give you a gift card.
How much can you make?
This one is hard to predict. It all depends on how much you have to sell. Oh, it might also make a difference whether you’re posting Gucci bags or old bowling T-shirts. You get the picture.
9. Share Some Opinions During Your Next Netflix Binge
Swagbucks is definitely a reader favorite, probably because of the wide variety of ways to make money beyond taking surveys.
It’s also famous for handing out free rewards points (they’re called SBs) at random just for being a member.
Pro tip: Get a 500 SB (or $5) bonus when you sign up and earn 2,500 SB within your first 60 days.
You’ll get SBs for each survey you qualify for and complete that you can redeem for cash via PayPal or gift cards to a number of popular retailers, including Amazon.
How much can you make?
Swagbucks lets you earn up to $90 a month.
10. Get Paid to Lose Weight
Have you been wanting to drop a few inches lately? Why not team up with HealthyWage and add some weight to your bank account while you’re at it?
Bottom line: HealthyWage will literally pay you for losing weight.
Here’s how to get started:
Read our full HealthyWage review, and sign up.
Define a goal weight and the amount of time you’ll give yourself to achieve it.
Place a bet on yourself ranging from $20 to $500 a month.
How much can you make?
We talked to one woman, Teresa Suarez, who lost 68 pounds — and made more than $2,400.
Depending on how much you have to lose, how long you give yourself to do it and how much money you put on the table, you could earn up to $10,000!
11. Tutor Kids Around the World
If you’re good with kids, pick up a tutoring gig. But you’re not limited to your local community; video tools like Skype allow you to connect across the globe.
Take notes from Joanne Kaminski, who started her own online tutoring business after teaching 10 years in the public school system.
If you don’t want to start your own business, look into online learning platforms like VIPKID and QKids.
How much can you make?
When we chatted with Kaminski, she was making $5,000 to $6,000 a month. Others have had success with VIPKID and Qkids and report making up to $20 an hour.
12. Share the Love of RVing
RV owners: When’s the last time you hit the open road?
If you’re not living in your rig full time, rent it out through an online peer-to-peer rental marketplace, like RVshare. Think of it like Airbnb… but for RVs.
We chatted with one California couple who rented out their 2008 Thor Sonoma. Just last year, they banked an extra $7,338, allowing them to pay it off — with some to spare.
How much could you make?
To see how much you could earn by renting your RV out, snag a free estimate in just a few minutes.
13. Write and Sell an Ebook
If you’re a subject-matter expert or have an intriguing life experience, you could write a book. But there’s no need to send it off to all the major publishing houses in New York City.
You can self-publish ebooks through Amazon’s Kindle Direct Publishing platform. Writer Steve Gillman wrote a book in a week. Note: Ebooks don’t have be hundreds of pages long. Gillman found many books as short as 6,000 words.
After publishing on Amazon, he started making $350 a month. The best part? He continued to make money, even months and years later.
How much you can you make?
How much you make hinges on a number of variables, including how much you list your book for and how many copies sell. For reference, Amazon pays writers up to 70% royalties on ebooks priced between $2.99 and $9.99.
14. Turn Your Stash of iPhone Photos Into Cash
Are you a savvy photographer but don’t want a serious career? You can use an an app called Foap to list and sell your iPhone photos online.
Here’s how it works:
Download the free app and create an account.
Take a quality photo and upload it to Foap’s marketplace.
Someone buys the license to your photo. You get 50% of the price paid, and Foap keeps the other 50%.
How much can you make?
Foap splits the profit 50-50. So if you list your photo for $10, and the photo sells 20 times, you make $5 each time and end up with $100 in your pocket — all for about five minutes of work. Not bad, right?
15. Sell Gigs on Fiverr
Have you got skills? Can you shoot photos, edit videos or design websites? Can you write blog posts or code? Can you draw?
If you’ve got game, list your services on Fiverr, an online marketplace for creative freelance services.
Gigs on Fiverr range from standard data entry and research tasks to the truly out-there. On any given day, sellers in the “Fun & Lifestyle” section are offering thousands of unique services — from polishing a Tinder profile to creating a family tree.
How much can you make?
Pay starts as low as $5. However, we chatted with Charmaine Pocek, who broke $1 million in earnings through the online service.
16. List a Room on Airbnb
Have a spare room? Might as well try to earn some money by listing it on Airbnb.
If you’re a good host with a desirable space, you could add hundreds — even thousands — of dollars to your savings account with Airbnb.
A few simple steps can make the difference between a great experience and a less-than-satisfactory one.
Here are some tips:
Make your space available during high-demand times in your area. Think: concerts, conventions and sporting events.
Be a good host, and stock your place with the toiletries you’d expect at a hotel — toilet paper, soap and towels.
Be personable. A lot of travelers turn to Airbnb for the personal touch they won’t find at commercial properties.
How much can you make?
Pretty good change, depending on where you live. We found at least 15 cities where you can make $1,000 or more each month as an Airbnb host.
(Hosting laws vary from city to city. Please understand the rules and regulations applicable to your city and listing.)
17. Find Babysitting Gigs on Care.com
Are you good with little ones? Knowing how to wrangle children is certainly a skill that’s appreciated! Parents, oldest siblings and former camp counselors: This one’s for you.
Whether you want to look after school-aged kids on Saturday nights or help tired parents as a night nanny, you’ll find lots of opportunities to use your childcare experience to earn cash.
Look within your circle of friends and acquaintances first, as parents are more likely to trust someone they know. Ask friends if they know anyone else who could use a few hours to themselves, whether it’s to grocery shop or simply to head to the gym.
You can also let parents find you through Care.com.
How much can you make?
Rates will vary by city, but the average rate for babysitters in 2017 was $16.20 an hour, according to Care.com’s 2018 Cost of Care Survey.
Pro tip: Take advantage of high-demand periods, like around the holidays.
18. Drive People Around Town
Your car could be doing a lot more than just sitting in your driveway. It could be driving your new mode of income.
Try driving with Lyft. Demand for ride-sharing is growing like crazy and shows no signs of slowing down.
To be eligible, you’ll need to be at least 21 years old with a year of driving experience, pass a background check and own a car made in 2007 or later.
Because it’s simple to switch between apps, many Lyft drivers also sign up as a driver partner with Uber.
As a partner driver with Uber, you’re an independent contractor. You set your own schedule and work as much or as little as you want.
If you want to give it a try, here are a few things to keep in mind: You must be at least 21 years old, have at least one year of licensed driving experience in the U.S. (three years if you’re under 23 years old), have a valid U.S. driver’s license and pass a background check.
Finally, your car must be a four-door, seat at least four passengers (excluding the driver), be registered in-state and be covered by in-state insurance.
How much can you make?
Your pay will vary depending on how much time you put into it. We talked to Paul Pruce, who had been driving full-time with Lyft for over a year and earning $750 a week as a driver.
19. Participate in Focus Groups
Ever thought about joining a research panel or focus group for some extra cash? The idea is to help brands figure out what’s working and what needs improving. Many times, you don’t even have to leave your couch to participate — you can find opportunities online.
Here’s one option to get you started: 20|20 Research. It has been around since 1986, and has offices in Nashville, Tennessee; Charlotte, North Carolina; and Miami, Florida.
If you live in those cities, great — you can get paid to participate in in-person studies. But even if you don’t, you can still get in on paid opportunities with 20|20 online, as long as you’re at least 18 years old and live in the U.S. or Canada.
How much can you make?
You can participate in both surveys and studies, though you’ll typically earn more through the studies. A live chat study, for example, could last 30 minutes to an hour and pay $15 to $30 an hour, reported panel manager Amanda Brown back in 2017.
You might also find extended three-day studies, which would pay even more.
20. Rent out Your Idle Car
Want to make money with your car… but not keen on playing taxi? Let folks rent your car when you’re not using it.
OK, that sounds a little scary, but it doesn’t have to be. With the Getaround app, you can safely rent out your car to people in your community and neighborhood. The company insures your car for each trip, offers 24/7 roadside assistance and screens drivers for a safe driving record.
That’s more assurance than you get when your teenager gets behind the wheel…
There are a number of rental platforms out there that’ll do all the heavy lifting for you, including Turo. There, you can list your car and its availability then connect with users looking for short-term rentals.
How much can you make?
Turo will dynamically set your car’s rental price based on market value, location, time of year and other data. For a car with a market value of $10,000, Turo suggests you could earn about $1,800 a year renting it just five days a month.
You’ll earn 65% to 85% of the trip price, depending on the vehicle protection package you choose. If you provide your own commercial rental insurance, you’ll earn 90%.
21. Launch an Online Course
Do you have expertise you can share? Try creating an online course. You could work through a platform like Udemy or Pathwright, or create your own website.
Create a course around any skill — or element of a skill — you can teach. Whether it’s mastering a piano concerto, planting a cost-effective vegetable garden or leading a killer workout, pick something you’re great at.
How much can you make?
On Udemy, the instructor salaries can vary greatly depending on a number of factors, including the price of your courses, the number of courses you create, your following and your expertise on the topic. While you can find million-dollar success stories out there, those are rare.
22. Sell Handmade Jewelry
Earrings, necklaces, bracelets, rings, crazy contraptions that wrap around your face — jewelry designers make all kinds of amazing products.
Whether you work with metal, felt, old Scrabble tiles, origami cranes or even deer antlers, you’ll likely find a market for your work.
How much can you make?
It depends on what and where you sell. For example, if you list your items online through a marketplace like Etsy, you’ll face some fees, including a 5% transaction charge. However, Etsy also sees millions and millions of shoppers, so it could be worth the exposure.
Whatever you do, just remember not to price your pieces too low. Cover the costs of materials, time, shipping, listing fees and other expenses.
23. Offer to Help Neighbors With Chores
Want to offer your neighbors a hand? It’ll cost them, of course.
Rather than going door to door, connect with people in your area who need help getting things done through TaskRabbit — anything from picking up dry cleaning to calling customer service and tolerating the hold music.
Keep an eye out for virtual tasks, which are mostly centered around personal assistance, administrative work or research help. You can do those and earn money without even walking out your door.
How much can you make?
Pay varies, but rest assured you won’t be paid pennies to put together Ikea furniture. Check out these tips from Taskers who have made more than $2,000 a week through the platform.
24. Make Money on Amazon
We all know Amazon’s taking over the world… but do you realize how many ways you can make money from the monster marketplace?
You can sell items on Amazon through its Fulfillment by Amazon program, complete small tasks for others through Mechanical Turk or sell T-shirt designs on Merch by Amazon.
How much can you make?
Your income through Amazon will vary depending on the platform(s) you choose to work on. Explore our guide to making money on Amazon for all the details.
25. Try Your Hand at Mystery Shopping
Have you heard of mystery shopping? A company will pay you to go undercover and pose as a normal customer, and you’ll report back with your experience. It’s a way for these companies to gauge their products and services behind the scenes.
For you — you can get paid as a mystery shopper and even snag some free products and services.
We put together a list of mystery-shopping gigs.
How much can you make?
Pay will vary by company and task, but, as an example, Penny Hoarder contributor made $45 by attending a Sunday church service as a mystery worshipper.
26. Find Freelance Gigs Through Upwork
Upwork is a great freelancing platform if you’re just wading into the freelance world.
Once you create a profile, search through thousands of gigs based on your skills and interests. If you find one you’re interested in, apply.
One of the perks of Upwork is that it handles all money transactions, eliminating any unease or questions of, “Will they really pay me?!” Upwork just takes a 20% fee for the first $500 you bill with each client.
How much can you make?
Pay will vary on project, but carefully consider the pay rates that are listed.
Penny Hoarder Carson Kohler has used the platform to find freelance writing gigs, and she reports low rates — like $3 for 500 written words. That project probably isn’t worth it. (And, yes, you’ll have to scroll through a whole lot of these low-paying listings to find the good ones.)
27. Make Money Through Social Media Platforms
Hey, you’re already spending hours scrolling through Instagram… why not?
Consider becoming an Instagram influencer. You can make money from sponsored posts and affiliate marketing. Then branch out and make money through YouTube advertising.
Take note from Shelcy Joseph, an Instagram influencer. She manages an account with her sister, and, with more than 10,000 followers, they make money from sponsored posts and affiliate marketing. They even offer private consultations to help others start up.
How much can you make?
It’ll depend, but Joseph makes about $1,600 a month through Instagram (that’s after splitting the income with her sister).
28. Sell Your Plasma
Have you ever considered selling your body? Not like that. You can make money selling your plasma. It’s a way to get paid, and it also helps others in need.
The process takes about two hours and, yes, it involves a needle, but it’sthe process is simple. You’re free to read or watch TV while a machine draws your blood and separates the plasma.
Interested? Search “plasma center + [your city]” for options, and ask your friends for referrals — many centers offer referral sign-up bonuses.
How much can you make?
It’s common for plasma donation centers to pay between $20 and $30 per visit, up to twice a week.
29. Sell Garage Sale Finds on Craigslist or eBay
If you love hunting down treasures at local garage sales, antique shops or flea markets, consider turning your hobby into a side hustle.
Follow Rob Stephenson’s lead. He calls himself the Flea Market Flipper and has made up to $30,000 a year finding and selling flea market gems on eBay.
He doesn’t even have to put a ton of elbow grease into flipping items. Once, the Orlando, Florida, man found a $30 prosthetic leg and turned around and sold it for $1,000 on eBay, his go-to selling site.
How much can you make?
All right, don’t expect to launch into this and immediately bank $30,000. However, depending on what you can find, you might get lucky and make a pretty penny.
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No complex analytical programs
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“Hey Victor, your mom’s advice works and I’m very impressed how much more knowledge I gained after your material. It’s some of the most valuable and sensible investing approaches I’ve ever seen. Investing doesn’t have to be stressful with mom’s advice. Psst, don’t tell my wife that I’m listening to another woman! 😉 JK!” – Christopher G, San Diego, CA
When my Mom casually mentioned to me one day that she had started investing in the stock market I was shocked and more than a little worried.
As someone who had a B.A. in Economic Geography from UBC and who is a member of the American Economic Association, the American Association of Individual Investors, I knew how difficult it could be to make money in the stock market.
I also knew my Mom had no college education and absolutely no previous investing experience.
But then she began to share her results with me and I quickly became a believer.
Over a six-year period, she posted 10x returns. I was shocked and more than a little humbled.
Here I was with my “fancy” education and my Mom, with no secondary education, was getting better investing results than me.
The Truth is I was so Shocked by my Mom’s Success That I Spent a Full Five Years Deconstructing Her Methods!
It’s true, I spent five years studying her investing approach.
What I discovered was this – her approach, which draws parallels between investing in stocks and preparing food for dinner, basically boils everything down into a few simple principles that anyone can follow to achieve stock market investing success.
I’m not ashamed to say I started using these principles myself and now I’m making more money investing in the stock market than I ever did before.
Mom doesn’t get caught up in using the newest and hottest techniques and she doesn’t believe that for an investing strategy to work it has to be complex. Instead she focuses on the tried and true techniques that have been proven to work again and again.
So Let Me Ask You:
Are you a beginner investor just learning how to trade or someone who has tried investing in the past and hasn’t been able to achieve the success you desired?
Do you want to start investing but are afraid of taking risks or don’t even know how to begin?
Are you scared of retiring with no money?
Are you afraid that investing is just too complicated for you to be successful at it?
Do you dream of being financially free, of building passive income and of increasing your net worth?
Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions, you could learn a lot from my Mom.
And here’s the best part, to learn from her you won’t have to travel to her home to talk to her.
Now, Here’s What I’ve Done:
I’ve taken the results of the five years I spent studying my mom’s investing strategies and compiled an award-winning, simple, easy to read PDF that reveals everything you need to know to make money investing in stocks with no experience.
It’s called “Wall Street Kitchen: The Recipe Behind a Housewife’s 1000% Stock Return” and here is more of what you will learn from it:
A step-by-easy-step approach for investing in stocks and earning huge profits!
How to make money whether the market is up or down!
How to enter the market at the right time and buy profitable stocks each time you invest!
The real differences between investors and traders and why it is so important to understand these differences!
How to ensure you exit at the right time to ensure maximum profits!
How to make more money than you ever dreamed possible as an investor!
A step-by-step easy-to-understand method of investing in stocks and how to quickly put it into practice to send your profits soaring!
And much, much more!
Some may call this a trading system, but I call this a “Recipe”. The “Recipe” contained within doesn’t require you to do extensive research or read complex charts – and you won’t have to spend all your time at your computer waiting for software to give you buy and sell signals.
You’ll just need to know and follow a few simple principles to realize consistent gains.
My Mom has proven that investing doesn’t have to be complex. It can be simple and straightforward provided you have the right strategies in place.
Here is more of what you will learn:
The entire investing process explained in plain easy-to-understand English
How to spot the very best investment opportunities before other investors
Exit rules that will eliminate timing for every investment
How to manage your emotions and become a highly efficient, highly profitable investor
How to enjoy consistent earnings using easy-to-follow stock market techniques and strategies
What every investor must know to be successful and maximize their profits
Complete stock market system for how to make money investing in ANY market
The logic behind WHY the Recipe works
Ready to Write Your Own Investing Success Story?
It’s Time You Found Out How My Mom is Beating the So-Called Experts!
Get Wall Street Kitchen today.
While most professional stock market investing courses and programs cost $2,000 or more and are often very difficult to understand with strategies that aren’t effective half the time … this PDF file that contains everything described costs JUST $10, is easy to read and teaches you how to profit no matter which way the market goes.
Please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
I have spent countless hours developing this award-winning “Recipe” contained in the Wall Street Kitchen with Patrick Chiu, M.Ed., B.Sc. Physics (UBC), breaking everything down into easily understood steps that you can follow immediately to begin making money investing in stocks.
With this Recipe, there will be no wondering how to proceed. You will know exactly what you need to do and when you need to do it to achieve success.
It has been specifically designed and edited by a M.Ed. for a faster and easier learning of a practical, proven investing approach.
Take a Look at What Others Are Saying About Wall Street Kitchen:
“I’ve always wanted to get into investing but didn’t know how to begin understanding stocks. The concepts were not only easy to understand but can be applied immediately. In just 2 weeks, I made 20% on a blue-chip company I bought using Victor’s ‘survival tools’” – Ryan T, Burnaby, BC
“His common sense approach to a complex subject reshapes the way I think about the markets. The material is suitable for men and women, regardless of investing experience. ” – Kenneth S, Richmond, BC
“Wow, I just love how you tell the story – so practical, simple, and funny! Who would have thought investing and cooking could go so well together?” – Ann C, Seattle, WA
“What attracted me to get this is because I’m a mother to my 4 year-old daughter and I’ve never had the courage to invest on my own. This story empowers all women to DIY. I’m slowly buying stocks for my daughter’s future and already seeing gains because of you! WSK shows you exactly how anyone can make money on the side.” – Vivian K S, Windsor, ON
“Victor’s method may be simple but the results I get are real! I can’t believe I’m really making money in stocks thanks to you! Believe in Mom and you will believe in stocks!” – Alan H, Vancouver, BC
Here’s the Bottom Line:
My Mom not only survives, but thrives in the merciless world of the stock market.
She buys and sells stocks not in a downtown office wearing formal business attire, but rather, in her kitchen wearing her pajamas in front of nothing more than a laptop.
Her self-taught method is so simple it can be understood and implemented by any eighth-grader, yet when applied the results are simply remarkable.
And you can learn it all in Wall Street Kitchen.
Traditionally, authors find successful investors and write about their methods without ever fully understanding those methods or even meeting the person they are writing about.
Not so with Wall Street Kitchen. I have studied my mother’s investment methods up close for 5 years – and I actually know the person behind the success deeply, so you can be rest assured that I have drawn out and communicated every component of her stock investing success in this system.
I am confident the information in Wall Street Kitchen will work for you. Again, please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
It’s just a straight up recipe for success.
That’s why if you have ever wanted to enter the stock market but have lacked the courage … Or if you have thought of having a supplementary income to your day job but didn’t know how to do it … this Recipe is for you.
If my Mom, with no investing experience and no college training, can make 10 times the return so can you!
It’s time to forget all you thought you knew about stocks and learn the real secrets to investing success.
Click on the order now button below to get your very own copy of Wall Street Kitchen today!
To your investing success,
Victor Chiu
P.S. If you don’t feel Wall Street Kitchen has helped you become a more savvy investor, you are making this purchase at absolutely no risk for 60 days. So grab this special offer while you can!
ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales, Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.
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The Easiest Way To Become A Stock Market Success Guaranteed!
New Post has been published on http://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/the-easiest-way-to-become-a-stock-market-success-guaranteed/
The Easiest Way To Become A Stock Market Success Guaranteed!
Buy Now
You’re Invited to Come into Mom’s Kitchen & Discover the Winning Stock Market Investment Recipe That Delivers 10x Returns & Higher
Tried and true techniques
No previous investing experience required
No complex analytical programs
Make money investing no matter which way the market goes!
“Hey Victor, your mom’s advice works and I’m very impressed how much more knowledge I gained after your material. It’s some of the most valuable and sensible investing approaches I’ve ever seen. Investing doesn’t have to be stressful with mom’s advice. Psst, don’t tell my wife that I’m listening to another woman! 😉 JK!” – Christopher G, San Diego, CA
When my Mom casually mentioned to me one day that she had started investing in the stock market I was shocked and more than a little worried.
As someone who had a B.A. in Economic Geography from UBC and who is a member of the American Economic Association, the American Association of Individual Investors, I knew how difficult it could be to make money in the stock market.
I also knew my Mom had no college education and absolutely no previous investing experience.
But then she began to share her results with me and I quickly became a believer.
Over a six-year period, she posted 10x returns. I was shocked and more than a little humbled.
Here I was with my “fancy” education and my Mom, with no secondary education, was getting better investing results than me.
The Truth is I was so Shocked by my Mom’s Success That I Spent a Full Five Years Deconstructing Her Methods!
It’s true, I spent five years studying her investing approach.
What I discovered was this – her approach, which draws parallels between investing in stocks and preparing food for dinner, basically boils everything down into a few simple principles that anyone can follow to achieve stock market investing success.
I’m not ashamed to say I started using these principles myself and now I’m making more money investing in the stock market than I ever did before.
Mom doesn’t get caught up in using the newest and hottest techniques and she doesn’t believe that for an investing strategy to work it has to be complex. Instead she focuses on the tried and true techniques that have been proven to work again and again.
So Let Me Ask You:
Are you a beginner investor just learning how to trade or someone who has tried investing in the past and hasn’t been able to achieve the success you desired?
Do you want to start investing but are afraid of taking risks or don’t even know how to begin?
Are you scared of retiring with no money?
Are you afraid that investing is just too complicated for you to be successful at it?
Do you dream of being financially free, of building passive income and of increasing your net worth?
Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions, you could learn a lot from my Mom.
And here’s the best part, to learn from her you won’t have to travel to her home to talk to her.
Now, Here’s What I’ve Done:
I’ve taken the results of the five years I spent studying my mom’s investing strategies and compiled an award-winning, simple, easy to read PDF that reveals everything you need to know to make money investing in stocks with no experience.
It’s called “Wall Street Kitchen: The Recipe Behind a Housewife’s 1000% Stock Return” and here is more of what you will learn from it:
A step-by-easy-step approach for investing in stocks and earning huge profits!
How to make money whether the market is up or down!
How to enter the market at the right time and buy profitable stocks each time you invest!
The real differences between investors and traders and why it is so important to understand these differences!
How to ensure you exit at the right time to ensure maximum profits!
How to make more money than you ever dreamed possible as an investor!
A step-by-step easy-to-understand method of investing in stocks and how to quickly put it into practice to send your profits soaring!
And much, much more!
Some may call this a trading system, but I call this a “Recipe”. The “Recipe” contained within doesn’t require you to do extensive research or read complex charts – and you won’t have to spend all your time at your computer waiting for software to give you buy and sell signals.
You’ll just need to know and follow a few simple principles to realize consistent gains.
My Mom has proven that investing doesn’t have to be complex. It can be simple and straightforward provided you have the right strategies in place.
Here is more of what you will learn:
The entire investing process explained in plain easy-to-understand English
How to spot the very best investment opportunities before other investors
Exit rules that will eliminate timing for every investment
How to manage your emotions and become a highly efficient, highly profitable investor
How to enjoy consistent earnings using easy-to-follow stock market techniques and strategies
What every investor must know to be successful and maximize their profits
Complete stock market system for how to make money investing in ANY market
The logic behind WHY the Recipe works
Ready to Write Your Own Investing Success Story?
It’s Time You Found Out How My Mom is Beating the So-Called Experts!
Get Wall Street Kitchen today.
While most professional stock market investing courses and programs cost $2,000 or more and are often very difficult to understand with strategies that aren’t effective half the time … this PDF file that contains everything described costs JUST $10, is easy to read and teaches you how to profit no matter which way the market goes.
Please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
I have spent countless hours developing this award-winning “Recipe” contained in the Wall Street Kitchen with Patrick Chiu, M.Ed., B.Sc. Physics (UBC), breaking everything down into easily understood steps that you can follow immediately to begin making money investing in stocks.
With this Recipe, there will be no wondering how to proceed. You will know exactly what you need to do and when you need to do it to achieve success.
It has been specifically designed and edited by a M.Ed. for a faster and easier learning of a practical, proven investing approach.
Take a Look at What Others Are Saying About Wall Street Kitchen:
“I’ve always wanted to get into investing but didn’t know how to begin understanding stocks. The concepts were not only easy to understand but can be applied immediately. In just 2 weeks, I made 20% on a blue-chip company I bought using Victor’s ‘survival tools’” – Ryan T, Burnaby, BC
“His common sense approach to a complex subject reshapes the way I think about the markets. The material is suitable for men and women, regardless of investing experience. ” – Kenneth S, Richmond, BC
“Wow, I just love how you tell the story – so practical, simple, and funny! Who would have thought investing and cooking could go so well together?” – Ann C, Seattle, WA
“What attracted me to get this is because I’m a mother to my 4 year-old daughter and I’ve never had the courage to invest on my own. This story empowers all women to DIY. I’m slowly buying stocks for my daughter’s future and already seeing gains because of you! WSK shows you exactly how anyone can make money on the side.” – Vivian K S, Windsor, ON
“Victor’s method may be simple but the results I get are real! I can’t believe I’m really making money in stocks thanks to you! Believe in Mom and you will believe in stocks!” – Alan H, Vancouver, BC
Here’s the Bottom Line:
My Mom not only survives, but thrives in the merciless world of the stock market.
She buys and sells stocks not in a downtown office wearing formal business attire, but rather, in her kitchen wearing her pajamas in front of nothing more than a laptop.
Her self-taught method is so simple it can be understood and implemented by any eighth-grader, yet when applied the results are simply remarkable.
And you can learn it all in Wall Street Kitchen.
Traditionally, authors find successful investors and write about their methods without ever fully understanding those methods or even meeting the person they are writing about.
Not so with Wall Street Kitchen. I have studied my mother’s investment methods up close for 5 years – and I actually know the person behind the success deeply, so you can be rest assured that I have drawn out and communicated every component of her stock investing success in this system.
I am confident the information in Wall Street Kitchen will work for you. Again, please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
It’s just a straight up recipe for success.
That’s why if you have ever wanted to enter the stock market but have lacked the courage … Or if you have thought of having a supplementary income to your day job but didn’t know how to do it … this Recipe is for you.
If my Mom, with no investing experience and no college training, can make 10 times the return so can you!
It’s time to forget all you thought you knew about stocks and learn the real secrets to investing success.
Click on the order now button below to get your very own copy of Wall Street Kitchen today!
To your investing success,
Victor Chiu
P.S. If you don’t feel Wall Street Kitchen has helped you become a more savvy investor, you are making this purchase at absolutely no risk for 60 days. So grab this special offer while you can!
ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales, Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.
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The Easiest Way To Become A Stock Market Success Guaranteed!
New Post has been published on https://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/the-easiest-way-to-become-a-stock-market-success-guaranteed/
The Easiest Way To Become A Stock Market Success Guaranteed!
Buy Now
You’re Invited to Come into Mom’s Kitchen & Discover the Winning Stock Market Investment Recipe That Delivers 10x Returns & Higher
Tried and true techniques
No previous investing experience required
No complex analytical programs
Make money investing no matter which way the market goes!
“Hey Victor, your mom’s advice works and I’m very impressed how much more knowledge I gained after your material. It’s some of the most valuable and sensible investing approaches I’ve ever seen. Investing doesn’t have to be stressful with mom’s advice. Psst, don’t tell my wife that I’m listening to another woman! 😉 JK!” – Christopher G, San Diego, CA
When my Mom casually mentioned to me one day that she had started investing in the stock market I was shocked and more than a little worried.
As someone who had a B.A. in Economic Geography from UBC and who is a member of the American Economic Association, the American Association of Individual Investors, I knew how difficult it could be to make money in the stock market.
I also knew my Mom had no college education and absolutely no previous investing experience.
But then she began to share her results with me and I quickly became a believer.
Over a six-year period, she posted 10x returns. I was shocked and more than a little humbled.
Here I was with my “fancy” education and my Mom, with no secondary education, was getting better investing results than me.
The Truth is I was so Shocked by my Mom’s Success That I Spent a Full Five Years Deconstructing Her Methods!
It’s true, I spent five years studying her investing approach.
What I discovered was this – her approach, which draws parallels between investing in stocks and preparing food for dinner, basically boils everything down into a few simple principles that anyone can follow to achieve stock market investing success.
I’m not ashamed to say I started using these principles myself and now I’m making more money investing in the stock market than I ever did before.
Mom doesn’t get caught up in using the newest and hottest techniques and she doesn’t believe that for an investing strategy to work it has to be complex. Instead she focuses on the tried and true techniques that have been proven to work again and again.
So Let Me Ask You:
Are you a beginner investor just learning how to trade or someone who has tried investing in the past and hasn’t been able to achieve the success you desired?
Do you want to start investing but are afraid of taking risks or don’t even know how to begin?
Are you scared of retiring with no money?
Are you afraid that investing is just too complicated for you to be successful at it?
Do you dream of being financially free, of building passive income and of increasing your net worth?
Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions, you could learn a lot from my Mom.
And here’s the best part, to learn from her you won’t have to travel to her home to talk to her.
Now, Here’s What I’ve Done:
I’ve taken the results of the five years I spent studying my mom’s investing strategies and compiled an award-winning, simple, easy to read PDF that reveals everything you need to know to make money investing in stocks with no experience.
It’s called “Wall Street Kitchen: The Recipe Behind a Housewife’s 1000% Stock Return” and here is more of what you will learn from it:
A step-by-easy-step approach for investing in stocks and earning huge profits!
How to make money whether the market is up or down!
How to enter the market at the right time and buy profitable stocks each time you invest!
The real differences between investors and traders and why it is so important to understand these differences!
How to ensure you exit at the right time to ensure maximum profits!
How to make more money than you ever dreamed possible as an investor!
A step-by-step easy-to-understand method of investing in stocks and how to quickly put it into practice to send your profits soaring!
And much, much more!
Some may call this a trading system, but I call this a “Recipe”. The “Recipe” contained within doesn’t require you to do extensive research or read complex charts – and you won’t have to spend all your time at your computer waiting for software to give you buy and sell signals.
You’ll just need to know and follow a few simple principles to realize consistent gains.
My Mom has proven that investing doesn’t have to be complex. It can be simple and straightforward provided you have the right strategies in place.
Here is more of what you will learn:
The entire investing process explained in plain easy-to-understand English
How to spot the very best investment opportunities before other investors
Exit rules that will eliminate timing for every investment
How to manage your emotions and become a highly efficient, highly profitable investor
How to enjoy consistent earnings using easy-to-follow stock market techniques and strategies
What every investor must know to be successful and maximize their profits
Complete stock market system for how to make money investing in ANY market
The logic behind WHY the Recipe works
Ready to Write Your Own Investing Success Story?
It’s Time You Found Out How My Mom is Beating the So-Called Experts!
Get Wall Street Kitchen today.
While most professional stock market investing courses and programs cost $2,000 or more and are often very difficult to understand with strategies that aren’t effective half the time … this PDF file that contains everything described costs JUST $10, is easy to read and teaches you how to profit no matter which way the market goes.
Please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
I have spent countless hours developing this award-winning “Recipe” contained in the Wall Street Kitchen with Patrick Chiu, M.Ed., B.Sc. Physics (UBC), breaking everything down into easily understood steps that you can follow immediately to begin making money investing in stocks.
With this Recipe, there will be no wondering how to proceed. You will know exactly what you need to do and when you need to do it to achieve success.
It has been specifically designed and edited by a M.Ed. for a faster and easier learning of a practical, proven investing approach.
Take a Look at What Others Are Saying About Wall Street Kitchen:
“I’ve always wanted to get into investing but didn’t know how to begin understanding stocks. The concepts were not only easy to understand but can be applied immediately. In just 2 weeks, I made 20% on a blue-chip company I bought using Victor’s ‘survival tools’” – Ryan T, Burnaby, BC
“His common sense approach to a complex subject reshapes the way I think about the markets. The material is suitable for men and women, regardless of investing experience. ” – Kenneth S, Richmond, BC
“Wow, I just love how you tell the story – so practical, simple, and funny! Who would have thought investing and cooking could go so well together?” – Ann C, Seattle, WA
“What attracted me to get this is because I’m a mother to my 4 year-old daughter and I’ve never had the courage to invest on my own. This story empowers all women to DIY. I’m slowly buying stocks for my daughter’s future and already seeing gains because of you! WSK shows you exactly how anyone can make money on the side.” – Vivian K S, Windsor, ON
“Victor’s method may be simple but the results I get are real! I can’t believe I’m really making money in stocks thanks to you! Believe in Mom and you will believe in stocks!” – Alan H, Vancouver, BC
Here’s the Bottom Line:
My Mom not only survives, but thrives in the merciless world of the stock market.
She buys and sells stocks not in a downtown office wearing formal business attire, but rather, in her kitchen wearing her pajamas in front of nothing more than a laptop.
Her self-taught method is so simple it can be understood and implemented by any eighth-grader, yet when applied the results are simply remarkable.
And you can learn it all in Wall Street Kitchen.
Traditionally, authors find successful investors and write about their methods without ever fully understanding those methods or even meeting the person they are writing about.
Not so with Wall Street Kitchen. I have studied my mother’s investment methods up close for 5 years – and I actually know the person behind the success deeply, so you can be rest assured that I have drawn out and communicated every component of her stock investing success in this system.
I am confident the information in Wall Street Kitchen will work for you. Again, please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
It’s just a straight up recipe for success.
That’s why if you have ever wanted to enter the stock market but have lacked the courage … Or if you have thought of having a supplementary income to your day job but didn’t know how to do it … this Recipe is for you.
If my Mom, with no investing experience and no college training, can make 10 times the return so can you!
It’s time to forget all you thought you knew about stocks and learn the real secrets to investing success.
Click on the order now button below to get your very own copy of Wall Street Kitchen today!
To your investing success,
Victor Chiu
P.S. If you don’t feel Wall Street Kitchen has helped you become a more savvy investor, you are making this purchase at absolutely no risk for 60 days. So grab this special offer while you can!
ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales, Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.
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The Easiest Way To Become A Stock Market Success Guaranteed!
New Post has been published on https://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/the-easiest-way-to-become-a-stock-market-success-guaranteed/
The Easiest Way To Become A Stock Market Success Guaranteed!
Buy Now
You’re Invited to Come into Mom’s Kitchen & Discover the Winning Stock Market Investment Recipe That Delivers 10x Returns & Higher
Tried and true techniques
No previous investing experience required
No complex analytical programs
Make money investing no matter which way the market goes!
“Hey Victor, your mom’s advice works and I’m very impressed how much more knowledge I gained after your material. It’s some of the most valuable and sensible investing approaches I’ve ever seen. Investing doesn’t have to be stressful with mom’s advice. Psst, don’t tell my wife that I’m listening to another woman! 😉 JK!” – Christopher G, San Diego, CA
When my Mom casually mentioned to me one day that she had started investing in the stock market I was shocked and more than a little worried.
As someone who had a B.A. in Economic Geography from UBC and who is a member of the American Economic Association, the American Association of Individual Investors, I knew how difficult it could be to make money in the stock market.
I also knew my Mom had no college education and absolutely no previous investing experience.
But then she began to share her results with me and I quickly became a believer.
Over a six-year period, she posted 10x returns. I was shocked and more than a little humbled.
Here I was with my “fancy” education and my Mom, with no secondary education, was getting better investing results than me.
The Truth is I was so Shocked by my Mom’s Success That I Spent a Full Five Years Deconstructing Her Methods!
It’s true, I spent five years studying her investing approach.
What I discovered was this – her approach, which draws parallels between investing in stocks and preparing food for dinner, basically boils everything down into a few simple principles that anyone can follow to achieve stock market investing success.
I’m not ashamed to say I started using these principles myself and now I’m making more money investing in the stock market than I ever did before.
Mom doesn’t get caught up in using the newest and hottest techniques and she doesn’t believe that for an investing strategy to work it has to be complex. Instead she focuses on the tried and true techniques that have been proven to work again and again.
So Let Me Ask You:
Are you a beginner investor just learning how to trade or someone who has tried investing in the past and hasn’t been able to achieve the success you desired?
Do you want to start investing but are afraid of taking risks or don’t even know how to begin?
Are you scared of retiring with no money?
Are you afraid that investing is just too complicated for you to be successful at it?
Do you dream of being financially free, of building passive income and of increasing your net worth?
Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions, you could learn a lot from my Mom.
And here’s the best part, to learn from her you won’t have to travel to her home to talk to her.
Now, Here’s What I’ve Done:
I’ve taken the results of the five years I spent studying my mom’s investing strategies and compiled an award-winning, simple, easy to read PDF that reveals everything you need to know to make money investing in stocks with no experience.
It’s called “Wall Street Kitchen: The Recipe Behind a Housewife’s 1000% Stock Return” and here is more of what you will learn from it:
A step-by-easy-step approach for investing in stocks and earning huge profits!
How to make money whether the market is up or down!
How to enter the market at the right time and buy profitable stocks each time you invest!
The real differences between investors and traders and why it is so important to understand these differences!
How to ensure you exit at the right time to ensure maximum profits!
How to make more money than you ever dreamed possible as an investor!
A step-by-step easy-to-understand method of investing in stocks and how to quickly put it into practice to send your profits soaring!
And much, much more!
Some may call this a trading system, but I call this a “Recipe”. The “Recipe” contained within doesn’t require you to do extensive research or read complex charts – and you won’t have to spend all your time at your computer waiting for software to give you buy and sell signals.
You’ll just need to know and follow a few simple principles to realize consistent gains.
My Mom has proven that investing doesn’t have to be complex. It can be simple and straightforward provided you have the right strategies in place.
Here is more of what you will learn:
The entire investing process explained in plain easy-to-understand English
How to spot the very best investment opportunities before other investors
Exit rules that will eliminate timing for every investment
How to manage your emotions and become a highly efficient, highly profitable investor
How to enjoy consistent earnings using easy-to-follow stock market techniques and strategies
What every investor must know to be successful and maximize their profits
Complete stock market system for how to make money investing in ANY market
The logic behind WHY the Recipe works
Ready to Write Your Own Investing Success Story?
It’s Time You Found Out How My Mom is Beating the So-Called Experts!
Get Wall Street Kitchen today.
While most professional stock market investing courses and programs cost $2,000 or more and are often very difficult to understand with strategies that aren’t effective half the time … this PDF file that contains everything described costs JUST $10, is easy to read and teaches you how to profit no matter which way the market goes.
Please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
I have spent countless hours developing this award-winning “Recipe” contained in the Wall Street Kitchen with Patrick Chiu, M.Ed., B.Sc. Physics (UBC), breaking everything down into easily understood steps that you can follow immediately to begin making money investing in stocks.
With this Recipe, there will be no wondering how to proceed. You will know exactly what you need to do and when you need to do it to achieve success.
It has been specifically designed and edited by a M.Ed. for a faster and easier learning of a practical, proven investing approach.
Take a Look at What Others Are Saying About Wall Street Kitchen:
“I’ve always wanted to get into investing but didn’t know how to begin understanding stocks. The concepts were not only easy to understand but can be applied immediately. In just 2 weeks, I made 20% on a blue-chip company I bought using Victor’s ‘survival tools’” – Ryan T, Burnaby, BC
“His common sense approach to a complex subject reshapes the way I think about the markets. The material is suitable for men and women, regardless of investing experience. ” – Kenneth S, Richmond, BC
“Wow, I just love how you tell the story – so practical, simple, and funny! Who would have thought investing and cooking could go so well together?” – Ann C, Seattle, WA
“What attracted me to get this is because I’m a mother to my 4 year-old daughter and I’ve never had the courage to invest on my own. This story empowers all women to DIY. I’m slowly buying stocks for my daughter’s future and already seeing gains because of you! WSK shows you exactly how anyone can make money on the side.” – Vivian K S, Windsor, ON
“Victor’s method may be simple but the results I get are real! I can’t believe I’m really making money in stocks thanks to you! Believe in Mom and you will believe in stocks!” – Alan H, Vancouver, BC
Here’s the Bottom Line:
My Mom not only survives, but thrives in the merciless world of the stock market.
She buys and sells stocks not in a downtown office wearing formal business attire, but rather, in her kitchen wearing her pajamas in front of nothing more than a laptop.
Her self-taught method is so simple it can be understood and implemented by any eighth-grader, yet when applied the results are simply remarkable.
And you can learn it all in Wall Street Kitchen.
Traditionally, authors find successful investors and write about their methods without ever fully understanding those methods or even meeting the person they are writing about.
Not so with Wall Street Kitchen. I have studied my mother’s investment methods up close for 5 years – and I actually know the person behind the success deeply, so you can be rest assured that I have drawn out and communicated every component of her stock investing success in this system.
I am confident the information in Wall Street Kitchen will work for you. Again, please keep in mind this is not a get-rich-quick scheme.
It’s just a straight up recipe for success.
That’s why if you have ever wanted to enter the stock market but have lacked the courage … Or if you have thought of having a supplementary income to your day job but didn’t know how to do it … this Recipe is for you.
If my Mom, with no investing experience and no college training, can make 10 times the return so can you!
It’s time to forget all you thought you knew about stocks and learn the real secrets to investing success.
Click on the order now button below to get your very own copy of Wall Street Kitchen today!
To your investing success,
Victor Chiu
P.S. If you don’t feel Wall Street Kitchen has helped you become a more savvy investor, you are making this purchase at absolutely no risk for 60 days. So grab this special offer while you can!
ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales, Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.
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