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leaving the US as early as September- for how long, I can’t say, but- I am not going to make permanent residence in this ‘red state, red nation,’ get charged up the ass for it in the most expensive ‘safe haven’ on the East Coast and then be denied healthcare for the ass digging. fuck you. I’d rather be intersex and bp in a country where These Things are treated as make believe/non-issues 🤷 back to ‘the privilege’ of nomadding ig.
#ooc#cw vent#{Iowa will ban condoms if they can}#{maybe we should put a ban on Iowa?? anyone in this govt for it?}#{since we are inventing new ways to politic}#{and pulling policies from thin air}#{in the us it’s not about politics; it’s about who you know 🤡}
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#report I already stole gov monthly checks from me POWER GIVES NOT TAKES AWAY
Lessing funds to have me back
Fuck Florida Specific
2 dads n a black dad n a girl LMAO
Whatever it is u can’t hurt me UNDERWHERE I steal if not caught TO MAKE ME SAD FACE DOWN N OUT IN FRONT OF A DEAD DAUGHTER that uses my fame as her NON BIRTHRIGHT PRIDE hilarious
Anyways I will hop on a quick plane to get off this CITY why we travel to change the venue
Can’t say anything more about my proof of life check EXCEPT A HAVE A NATION OF DOWNTOWN NIGGA BROWN FANS that will kill for a house
You cant hurt me anymore
I’m done databreach I knew u were stealing gov to support a come back to sat city!
I got this whole page to dance around WHAT ARE U GOING TO DO milk money for babies tomorrow WHISTLEING you can’t hurt me
Hint if u want me to walk DONT GIVE ME A CHECK but I buried your satellite under a pharmacy
Whole page LAST HURRAH gov checks specifically
You cant hurt me anymore your new daughter is worst then the dead one OVER TIME HES GOTTEN WORSE said one white girl exscorted by a black team n black girl WHOOPS
You didn’t think I should be 1500$ a month but last month was shorter then the month before
Let me finish
YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS OR GIRLS TO STEAL MY CHECK a traveling vigual to see me bleed on a sidewalk dEadS new daughter LMAO 😆
I buried you under pharma my weed dealer was thrown off the block because bae found him paying me in dope IF POWER A NEW DEAD GIRL PAID IN WEED N NOT PILLS sign me up FOR LAUGHS
Anyways u lost birthright PRIDE Specific downtown n ima set your house on fire after I give it to you with urs in it SMOKE THEM OUT LIKE RATS!
Anyways there’s nothing worse you can do to me except end it here WHEREVER WE ARE or give me extra cash so I can take bae to a motel DONT WORRY I WILL SICKEN HER AFTER I hate babies LMAO
That’s what the checks meant 1500 an option to hotel bae I WAS OFFERED $700 for a week BUT I ONLY HAD 200$ left over WITH 1500$ consider myself laid with a big dick n enough money to battle court
Anyways jk about $1500
I need a car a new house close but off base NEW EVERYTHING
I will not stay to fund his international sex club with my resources when cabin house doesn’t need downtown ONLY A COMPUTER ONE STORY COMPOUND
Sabotage is trying its best to get as many sunrise s in TO TALK OF MY MONEY IN CHECKS MISSING is bad n risky BUT IM BOUT ENDING IT HERE MORE SO NEW DEAD DAUGHTER OF A PRIDLESS NON DOWNTOWN BORTHRIGHT THAT WILL kIlL for a house HILLARIOUS
Through the busTED WE NEVER CROSSED OVER SEAS fuck America I WON THE WORLD because bae travels n brings home diseases That got u banned from Europe’s most importantly banned from any club WOTH A CLEAN DAUGHTER bad Programing MORE SO DONT TOUCH MY CHECK just make it right AND LAST HURRAH 😃 😀 😄
I love architecture not a dick sucking statement IOWA THE HOUSE N NOT ANY DOWNTOWN specific
Call this CONDOMS
This about a house not downtown irack for Jason’s free trips tomorrow YOUR DAUGHTER S JOBLESS BODY IS IN A BAG UNDER THE PLANE SPECIFICALLY
Nothing you can do to hurt me
The brightest idea that has come from this house #report expansion n imploding n sweat downtown one ball stairs SPECIFIC
I may of been suicidal but never dumb enough to go in about steal computer downtown I LOVE ARCHITECTURE
Feed me another downtown n not the same downtown RIDDLE
I am welfare ice box gems specifically 1000 jobs!
We’re done after u took my pharma HAPPENED brown satellite ONE JOINT CAN SILENCE A CITY its a deadly attempt to get me to talk about SSI OR PROOF OF LIFE CHECKS we can end this here but it’s not a desert trap ACCIDENT BROWN TRAPPING WAR VETERANS I got a body of water that I can’t be stopped IF I WERE IN THE DESERT I would run the highway HELPFUL TIP TO VETERANS but on the wrong side of freedom I HAVE A BODY OF WATER need I say more YOUR FANATICISM OF THROUGH ENOUGH BODIES AT A PROBLEM WILL MAKE IT GO AWAY duh with 40 billion of you I WOULDNT CARE EITHER
Anyways you cant hurt me anymore WERE DONE pharma game I NEED COCAINE Specific but you stole my plants LMAO
We’re done talking about my check DO AS U WANT I will be back tomorrow to kill him after he kills her Specific
It was SHATTER vape pen specific BUT I SMOKE FLOUR Marlboro Specific SO ID RATHER TAKE PILLS whoops 😬
Anyways we done it s over
Not another word about a shaky gov stealing money from people
I can hear the drug talk fear n it’s hilarious
Because drugs KAT VEGAS
I knew
But more so pharma
More so vapes
Look to the left of you n to the right of u IF ANYONE WANTS PLANTS kill them
One joint can silence a city as to dead daughter vs dead family
We’re done we out
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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country
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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country
With the amount of laws that get thrown around on both state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.
And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.
While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?
1. Iowa
Flickr / Kevin Ohlin
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
2. North Carolina
Flickr / Michael Coté
It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.
3. Alabama
Flickr / Charlie Llewellin
You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
4. New York
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell cat fur.
5. Massachusetts
Flickr / Ioan Sameli
You can’t use explosive golf balls.
6. Wyoming
Flickr / Dani Mettler
It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.
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7. Florida
Flickr / San José Library
For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.
8. Connecticut
Flickr / Nannette Turner
A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.
9. Missouri
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.
10. Illinois
Flickr / Andi Szilagyi
It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.
11. New Hampshire
Wikipedia
It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.
12. Utah
Flickr / Harvey Craft
It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!
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13. Indiana
Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban
Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.
14. South Carolina
Flickr / nicolas will
It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.
15. New Mexico
Wikimedia
It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.
16. Hawaii
Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones
You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.
17. Arkansas
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.
18. Georgia
Flickr / Neil Conway
You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.
19. Delaware
Flickr / Tony Alter
It’s illegal to sell dog hair.
20. Colorado
Flickr / Dylan
You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.
21. California
Flickr / Akulatraxas
Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.
22. Maryland
Flickr / Paul Keller
Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.
23. Idaho
Flickr / Michael Coghlan
It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.
24. Alaska
Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru
It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.
25. Arizona
Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche
Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.
26. Kansas
Flickr / Micolo J
It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.
27. Louisiana
Wikimedia Commons
You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.
28. Maine
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.
29. Wisconsin
Flickr / Joanna Bourne
It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.
30. Virginia
Flickr / Neeta Lind
Tickling women can lead to arrest.
31. West Virginia
Flickr / Sean MacEntee
It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.
32. Minnesota
Flickr / AJ Cann
Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.
33. Washington
Flickr / Steven Greenberg
There’s a legal ban on lollipops.
34. Nebraska
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.
35. Tennessee
Pixabay
You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.
36. Pennsylvania
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.
37. Texas
Wikipedia
Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.
38. Oklahoma
Wikimedia Commons
You can’t wrestle with bears.
39. Rhode Island
Pexels
Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.
40. Ohio
Pixabay
Getting fish drunk is illegal.
41. Nevada
Wikipedia
A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.
42. Vermont
Flickr / Mike Licht
It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.
43. New Jersey
Wikimedia Commons
If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.
44. Oregon
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.
45. South Dakota
Wikimedia
Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.
46. North Dakota
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.
47. Kansas
Wikimedia Commons
Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.
48. Michigan
Wikimedia Commons
A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.
49. Mississippi
Flickr / Gerald Schmidt
It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.
50. Montana
Flickr / David Martyn Hunt
You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
(via Independent Journal Review)
You better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?
Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/weird-laws/
#culture#entertainment#funny#funny-laws#hilarious#humor#joe-welkie#life#omg#state-laws#strange-laws#weird-law#weird-laws
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Fetal-heartbeat abortion bill hearing
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/2018/03/20/fetal-heartbeat-abortion-bill-hearing-brings-scores-iowa-statehouse/444019002/
“The legislators also heard from Luana Stoltenberg, who told them about having three abortions, starting when she was a teenager. Stoltenberg said her abortions fed a spiral of depression, guilt, alcohol and drug use and physical problems that made it impossible for her to become pregnant after she turned her life around….”
OKAY miss “Luana” lemme break this down for you real simple-like k?
1. You want to BAN something because it “fed into” the depression and substance use that lead to your infertility? Giving birth and having kids can lead to postpartum depression, substance abuse, child abuse, etc. so how about we ban pregnancy and parenthood altogether?
2. Certain people are more likely to turn to drugs/alcohol if something negative happens that makes them depressed. If you’re one of them you need to learn to control that because we can’t ban everything that will make you sad (see below).
3. You are in control of your reaction to negative things that happen in your life, bad things will always happen and it’s up to you to react in a healthy manner. In psychiatry, blaming your problems on someone or something else all the time is called having an external locus of control and it’s pathologic. Get help.
4. No one forced you to get these abortions, stop trying to force other women to carry their pregnancies just because you didn’t.
5. Your doctors can give you resources for mental health chemical dependency help.
6. Don’t be fooled by the “physical problems leading to infertility” part, abortions don’t do this, it’s very likely that this woman is associating drug use with unprotected sex which lead to bad STI’s which commonly lead to infertility. Use a condom, don’t ban abortions.
BOTTOM LINE: you can’t ban something just because it “made you” make stupid decisions, no medical procedure “made” you do anything, take responsibility for your life and your own actions. Maybe give back to the world now that you’ve turned your life around and adopt a child who needs a home.
#prochoice#abortion#abortion ban#iowa#iowa abortion#choice#feminism#liberal#women#reproductive rights#is this real life#like what the actual fuck#pro-choice#pro choice
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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country
With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.
And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.
While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?
1. Iowa
Flickr / Kevin Ohlin
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
2. North Carolina
Flickr / Michael Coté
It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.
3. Alabama
Flickr / Charlie Llewellin
You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
4. New York
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell cat fur.
5. Massachusetts
Flickr / Ioan Sameli
You can’t use explosive golf balls.
6. Wyoming
Flickr / Dani Mettler
It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.
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7. Florida
Flickr / San José Library
For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.
8. Connecticut
Flickr / Nannette Turner
A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.
9. Missouri
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.
10. Illinois
Flickr / Andi Szilagyi
It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.
11. New Hampshire
Wikipedia
It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.
12. Utah
Flickr / Harvey Craft
It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!
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13. Indiana
Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban
Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.
14. South Carolina
Flickr / nicolas will
It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.
15. New Mexico
Wikimedia
It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.
16. Hawaii
Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones
You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.
17. Arkansas
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.
18. Georgia
Flickr / Neil Conway
You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.
19. Delaware
Flickr / Tony Alter
It’s illegal to sell dog hair.
20. Colorado
Flickr / Dylan
You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.
21. California
Flickr / Akulatraxas
Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.
22. Maryland
Flickr / Paul Keller
Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.
23. Idaho
Flickr / Michael Coghlan
It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.
24. Alaska
Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru
It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.
25. Arizona
Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche
Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.
26. Kansas
Flickr / Micolo J
It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.
27. Louisiana
Wikimedia Commons
You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.
28. Maine
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.
29. Wisconsin
Flickr / Joanna Bourne
It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.
30. Virginia
Flickr / Neeta Lind
Tickling women can lead to arrest.
31. West Virginia
Flickr / Sean MacEntee
It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.
32. Minnesota
Flickr / AJ Cann
Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.
33. Washington
Flickr / Steven Greenberg
There’s a legal ban on lollipops.
34. Nebraska
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.
35. Tennessee
Pixabay
You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.
36. Pennsylvania
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.
37. Texas
Wikipedia
Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.
38. Oklahoma
Wikimedia Commons
You can’t wrestle with bears.
39. Rhode Island
Pexels
Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.
40. Ohio
Pixabay
Getting fish drunk is illegal.
41. Nevada
Wikipedia
A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.
42. Vermont
Flickr / Mike Licht
It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.
43. New Jersey
Wikimedia Commons
If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.
44. Oregon
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.
45. South Dakota
Wikimedia
Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.
46. North Dakota
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.
47. Kansas
Wikimedia Commons
Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.
48. Michigan
Wikimedia Commons
A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.
49. Mississippi
Flickr / Gerald Schmidt
It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.
50. Montana
Flickr / David Martyn Hunt
You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
(via Independent Journal Review)
You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?
from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/12/06/here-are-the-strangest-laws-from-every-state-in-the-country/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/168256460762
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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country
With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.
And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.
While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?
1. Iowa
Flickr / Kevin Ohlin
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
2. North Carolina
Flickr / Michael Coté
It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.
3. Alabama
Flickr / Charlie Llewellin
You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
4. New York
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell cat fur.
5. Massachusetts
Flickr / Ioan Sameli
You can’t use explosive golf balls.
6. Wyoming
Flickr / Dani Mettler
It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.
var OX_ads = OX_ads || []; OX_ads.push({ slot_id: “537251602_57086a4dd212c”, auid: “537251602” });
7. Florida
Flickr / San José Library
For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.
8. Connecticut
Flickr / Nannette Turner
A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.
9. Missouri
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.
10. Illinois
Flickr / Andi Szilagyi
It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.
11. New Hampshire
Wikipedia
It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.
12. Utah
Flickr / Harvey Craft
It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!
var OX_ads = OX_ads || []; OX_ads.push({ slot_id: “537251604_57086a4dd22a8”, auid: “537251604” });
13. Indiana
Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban
Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.
14. South Carolina
Flickr / nicolas will
It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.
15. New Mexico
Wikimedia
It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.
16. Hawaii
Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones
You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.
17. Arkansas
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.
18. Georgia
Flickr / Neil Conway
You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.
19. Delaware
Flickr / Tony Alter
It’s illegal to sell dog hair.
20. Colorado
Flickr / Dylan
You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.
21. California
Flickr / Akulatraxas
Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.
22. Maryland
Flickr / Paul Keller
Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.
23. Idaho
Flickr / Michael Coghlan
It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.
24. Alaska
Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru
It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.
25. Arizona
Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche
Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.
26. Kansas
Flickr / Micolo J
It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.
27. Louisiana
Wikimedia Commons
You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.
28. Maine
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.
29. Wisconsin
Flickr / Joanna Bourne
It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.
30. Virginia
Flickr / Neeta Lind
Tickling women can lead to arrest.
31. West Virginia
Flickr / Sean MacEntee
It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.
32. Minnesota
Flickr / AJ Cann
Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.
33. Washington
Flickr / Steven Greenberg
There’s a legal ban on lollipops.
34. Nebraska
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.
35. Tennessee
Pixabay
You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.
36. Pennsylvania
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.
37. Texas
Wikipedia
Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.
38. Oklahoma
Wikimedia Commons
You can’t wrestle with bears.
39. Rhode Island
Pexels
Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.
40. Ohio
Pixabay
Getting fish drunk is illegal.
41. Nevada
Wikipedia
A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.
42. Vermont
Flickr / Mike Licht
It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.
43. New Jersey
Wikimedia Commons
If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.
44. Oregon
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.
45. South Dakota
Wikimedia
Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.
46. North Dakota
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.
47. Kansas
Wikimedia Commons
Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.
48. Michigan
Wikimedia Commons
A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.
49. Mississippi
Flickr / Gerald Schmidt
It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.
50. Montana
Flickr / David Martyn Hunt
You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
(via Independent Journal Review)
You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?
source http://allofbeer.com/2017/12/06/here-are-the-strangest-laws-from-every-state-in-the-country/ from All of Beer http://allofbeer.blogspot.com/2017/12/here-are-strangest-laws-from-every.html
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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country
With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.
And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.
While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?
1. Iowa
Flickr / Kevin Ohlin
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
2. North Carolina
Flickr / Michael Coté
It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.
3. Alabama
Flickr / Charlie Llewellin
You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
4. New York
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell cat fur.
5. Massachusetts
Flickr / Ioan Sameli
You can’t use explosive golf balls.
6. Wyoming
Flickr / Dani Mettler
It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.
var OX_ads = OX_ads || []; OX_ads.push({ slot_id: “537251602_57086a4dd212c”, auid: “537251602” });
7. Florida
Flickr / San José Library
For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.
8. Connecticut
Flickr / Nannette Turner
A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.
9. Missouri
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.
10. Illinois
Flickr / Andi Szilagyi
It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.
11. New Hampshire
Wikipedia
It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.
12. Utah
Flickr / Harvey Craft
It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!
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13. Indiana
Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban
Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.
14. South Carolina
Flickr / nicolas will
It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.
15. New Mexico
Wikimedia
It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.
16. Hawaii
Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones
You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.
17. Arkansas
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.
18. Georgia
Flickr / Neil Conway
You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.
19. Delaware
Flickr / Tony Alter
It’s illegal to sell dog hair.
20. Colorado
Flickr / Dylan
You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.
21. California
Flickr / Akulatraxas
Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.
22. Maryland
Flickr / Paul Keller
Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.
23. Idaho
Flickr / Michael Coghlan
It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.
24. Alaska
Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru
It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.
25. Arizona
Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche
Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.
26. Kansas
Flickr / Micolo J
It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.
27. Louisiana
Wikimedia Commons
You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.
28. Maine
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.
29. Wisconsin
Flickr / Joanna Bourne
It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.
30. Virginia
Flickr / Neeta Lind
Tickling women can lead to arrest.
31. West Virginia
Flickr / Sean MacEntee
It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.
32. Minnesota
Flickr / AJ Cann
Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.
33. Washington
Flickr / Steven Greenberg
There’s a legal ban on lollipops.
34. Nebraska
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.
35. Tennessee
Pixabay
You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.
36. Pennsylvania
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.
37. Texas
Wikipedia
Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.
38. Oklahoma
Wikimedia Commons
You can’t wrestle with bears.
39. Rhode Island
Pexels
Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.
40. Ohio
Pixabay
Getting fish drunk is illegal.
41. Nevada
Wikipedia
A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.
42. Vermont
Flickr / Mike Licht
It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.
43. New Jersey
Wikimedia Commons
If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.
44. Oregon
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.
45. South Dakota
Wikimedia
Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.
46. North Dakota
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.
47. Kansas
Wikimedia Commons
Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.
48. Michigan
Wikimedia Commons
A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.
49. Mississippi
Flickr / Gerald Schmidt
It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.
50. Montana
Flickr / David Martyn Hunt
You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
(via Independent Journal Review)
You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?
from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/12/06/here-are-the-strangest-laws-from-every-state-in-the-country/
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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country
With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.
And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.
While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?
1. Iowa
Flickr / Kevin Ohlin
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
2. North Carolina
Flickr / Michael Coté
It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.
3. Alabama
Flickr / Charlie Llewellin
You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
4. New York
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell cat fur.
5. Massachusetts
Flickr / Ioan Sameli
You can’t use explosive golf balls.
6. Wyoming
Flickr / Dani Mettler
It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.
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7. Florida
Flickr / San José Library
For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.
8. Connecticut
Flickr / Nannette Turner
A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.
9. Missouri
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.
10. Illinois
Flickr / Andi Szilagyi
It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.
11. New Hampshire
Wikipedia
It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.
12. Utah
Flickr / Harvey Craft
It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!
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13. Indiana
Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban
Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.
14. South Carolina
Flickr / nicolas will
It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.
15. New Mexico
Wikimedia
It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.
16. Hawaii
Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones
You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.
17. Arkansas
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.
18. Georgia
Flickr / Neil Conway
You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.
19. Delaware
Flickr / Tony Alter
It’s illegal to sell dog hair.
20. Colorado
Flickr / Dylan
You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.
21. California
Flickr / Akulatraxas
Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.
22. Maryland
Flickr / Paul Keller
Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.
23. Idaho
Flickr / Michael Coghlan
It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.
24. Alaska
Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru
It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.
25. Arizona
Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche
Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.
26. Kansas
Flickr / Micolo J
It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.
27. Louisiana
Wikimedia Commons
You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.
28. Maine
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.
29. Wisconsin
Flickr / Joanna Bourne
It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.
30. Virginia
Flickr / Neeta Lind
Tickling women can lead to arrest.
31. West Virginia
Flickr / Sean MacEntee
It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.
32. Minnesota
Flickr / AJ Cann
Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.
33. Washington
Flickr / Steven Greenberg
There’s a legal ban on lollipops.
34. Nebraska
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.
35. Tennessee
Pixabay
You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.
36. Pennsylvania
Wikimedia Commons
It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.
37. Texas
Wikipedia
Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.
38. Oklahoma
Wikimedia Commons
You can’t wrestle with bears.
39. Rhode Island
Pexels
Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.
40. Ohio
Pixabay
Getting fish drunk is illegal.
41. Nevada
Wikipedia
A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.
42. Vermont
Flickr / Mike Licht
It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.
43. New Jersey
Wikimedia Commons
If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.
44. Oregon
Wikipedia
It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.
45. South Dakota
Wikimedia
Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.
46. North Dakota
Pixabay
It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.
47. Kansas
Wikimedia Commons
Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.
48. Michigan
Wikimedia Commons
A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.
49. Mississippi
Flickr / Gerald Schmidt
It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.
50. Montana
Flickr / David Martyn Hunt
You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
(via Independent Journal Review)
You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?
Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/12/06/here-are-the-strangest-laws-from-every-state-in-the-country/
from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2017/12/06/here-are-the-strangest-laws-from-every-state-in-the-country/
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