#{ YAPPING }

[dry-yellow-marker]

"if jayce was orpheus he would've turned around" if jayce was orpheus he would have revived viktor with lightning frankenstein 1931 style

[errorpersoninprogress]

Been using the journal app and ChatGPT on my phone. Trying to fully give journaling a real try so. I’ll be using this platform as my digital diary too. Here’s what came to mind today.

Using you as my journal, as someone I confined in again. Anyways, I thought back on this conversation and in my head I thought “fuck what my mom said about me being punished or feeling like what’s happening to me is because I’m a bad person” ( I mean that’s what I got from that conversation) but looking back at the convo I apologize to her she said I was mean to her regardless of how she may have got the reactions out of me I felt she was mean to me in a point in my life I felt like I had to stick up for myself all the time with her all I wanted was softness and love if she didn’t feel that way when I was being reactive to her behavior when I was being “mean” I apologize because I know how that feels so god forgive me for that I know she forgives me or maybe she doesn’t I pray I find it in my heart DEEP down to forgive her for having those things that have happened to me shape me in ways I hate about myself.

[terrifiedtrinket]

TW. YAPPING!!!!! and i think i say cum once or twice probablie

TGE TROLLS WOULD NOT SMELL GOOD !!!!!

i feel like at most they smell neutral??? or however tf bugs smell

but especially like while and before they play the game?? at the very least they dont smell traditionally nice.

they dont smell like flowrrs and nice things

ESPECIALLY NEPETA!!!! SHE SMELLS LIKE DEAD THINGS MOST OF THE TIME!! SHE STINKS OF ANIMAL AND BLOOD AND SWEAT AND SHE DOESNT SHOWER SHE LIVES IN A CAVE

like no hate to the person who said she would smell like sour candy but like….. why?

i feel like if the troll blood castes were scented, olive blood would have a more natural scent and they wouldn’t be sweet

AND EVEN THEM SHES STILL STINKY!!!!!

the meowrails stink. i love them. but they stink.

equius smells like BO and motor oil and nepeta probably smells like cat piss.

ALSOOOSODOSOSOSO i feel like it’s really weird when people imply or headcanon that the trolls have flavored cum?? like tht feels weird

i feel like even if they did it probably wouldnt be human flavors like chocolate

i dont even wanna think about what i think their cum would taste like tho so im not even gonna try to form an opinion. you do u mann(or do the homestuck trolls ig bc clearly thats ur thing)

UH

i mean clearly not all of their smells are unbearable because clearly the humans dont mind it too much(or at least dont say anything) but also a lot of the biggest offenders are dead so

gamzee smells like drugs. and. dead trolls.

he’s the only i can maybe see smelling sweet because of all the faygo

ik if they were humans they would stink too

like vriska would lie about taking showers i just know it. vriska would drench herself body spray and claim she showered.

trolls wouldn’t smell sweet at the very least

they come from murder land

they don’t smell like vanilla dream

[girliism]

wait todays the artrick look alike contest.

[puppyeared]

HELPPP

[f1scug]

tags like these make me so happy. being weird and having fun with strangers online is some of the best shit out there

go get the game!!!! go invite your local spooky void cat to fish with you!!!!!or be that spooky void cat!!! the world is full of cats and love and big big fish

doodle of a real webfishing interaction. ampharos u r in my heart forever

[thessaralka]

"she was the best of them"

pookie you are TRAUMA BONDED to her

solas doesn't want to admit that mythal used him bc it would mean he isn't the only one to blame, and his massive ego/ guilt complex needs HIM to be the one responsible for it all (pride, hubris, "it's all on me even if it's bad, it means i have some kind of control"). when mythal was just as responsible as solas for the state of the world.

only when she admits to him that she used him after thousands of years holding all of that guilt internally can he let someone else share the blame.

god.

[kupakaa]

Okay, according to the Twitch interview Necrit had, the Caitvi sex scene was written to be longer, but had to be shortened because of rating concerns from Riot (which is not surprising, MelJayce's scene was even lighter than this.) You can also see a lot of blurring censorship and how breast sizes are somewhat inconsistent so they don't show any nipples in the scene, especially while they're feeling up on each other and when Vi starts to go down on Caitlyn. Action was supposed to continue on the ground when Caitlyn leaned down out of the camera's view.

So... Hopefully storyboard or something in a blu-ray release? Snyder cut ft. boobs? Full episode screenwriting release? GIVE ME SOMETHING PLEASE!! I don't think it was fully animated but I'm sure someone in the fandom will gladly either animate it or turn it into a comic.

[eveninglakehomeworld]

so, in case you were wondering, that Nevarran Hazelnut Torte from DA: Veilguard is in fact very yummy! this is Emmrich's mother's recipe, which Lucanis makes for Rook, taken straight from the game!

recipe is transcribed as-is from the game below, with any additions/changes we made [in brackets].

CAKE: One and a half cups of sugar Two cups of finely ground toasted hazelnuts Three quarters of a cup of sifted flour Two teaspoons of baking powder (sift into flour) Eight eggs, whites & yolks separated One and a quarter cups of apricot preserves Apricot liqueur for brushing ICING: Eight ounces of chopped up dark chocolate One cup of heavy cream Pinch of salt Two tablespoons of orange liqueur or rum or strong coffee (if wanted)

INSTRUCTIONS: Beat egg yolks with sugar until thick and light yellow. Beat egg whites in fresh bowl. Mix ground hazelnuts into the egg yolk and sugar. [my partner also added a teaspoon of vanilla extract here.] Slowly add flour, then GENTLY!!! fold in egg whites. Butter and flour two eight-and-a-half-inch pans [we used 8 in.] Bake around an hour, 325 degrees. Take cans from pans, cool, split in half. Brush with apricot liqueur. Warm apricot preserves, strain out skins. [partner put skins back in a pan with the apricot liqueur before brushing it on and let it warm up a bit to cook off some of the alcohol taste bc he didn't like it lol, then he strained the skins back out again and brushed that on.] Spread preserves across cakes, then some icing, as you stack. decorate with icing and whole hazelnuts! ICING: Gently boil cream, then pour over chopped up chocolate. Add pinch of salt for taste. Stir, then let rest for 15-20 minutes to make sure it's all melted. Cool completely, then whip it up and decorate the cake. Can add in coffee or liqueur (or both) to taste. Can also add in ground hazelnuts when whipping up the icing, to add texture.

other notes:

my partner made chocolate bark for the outside of the cake. tutorial for that here! we didn't add toppings of course, just the plain chocolate.

we kind of just freestyled the decorating in general... we put some shucked hazelnuts in a plastic baggie and smashed them with a meat tenderizer to get the little pieces we sprinkled/dusted on most of the top, lmao. saw someone else make this cake and draw the mourn watch symbol on the top with icing which was v cute!! wish we'd had the time for that!!

[officalgeorgestaniel]

Burberry Goddess you will always be among my favourite scents

Christian Louboutin Loubimar

Burberry Goddess

Byredo Mixed Emotions

Jean Paul Gaultier Scandal Absolu

Loewe Paula's Ibiza Eclectic

[dry-yellow-marker]

i think it's so funny that everyone on tumblr collectively agreed that if silco found vander's letter to him he would've just laughed at it and nothing would have changed.... only for the show to confirm that if silco found the letter he & vander would literally raise a child together

[fishysaltine]

Emmrich romance this, Emmrich romance that

Not a SINGLE one of you told me he absolutely bluescreens when you flirt with him for the first time

Look at him. Shocked. Appalled. No thoughts because he's having every thought. Help him.

[kemalamalam]

guys guys so in the regret prison Rook's regrets echoes and berates them for their "failures" right?

does that mean that Solas has Felassan/Mythal angrily telling him off?

and didn't Solas said that the Inquisitor was one of his regrets? but it's a regret he cherishes?

does that mean in the sea of terrible things he imagines Felassan and Mythal would say to him, the Inquisitor's echo still says kind things to him? would an echo of Varric be there too still trying to help him, telling him to move on?

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

wanna make a moltov cocktail and have someone lob it at my face

[loseractivities]

we all know stu has adhd it is the best stu headcanon.

i think this dude stims every single second of the day. may that be jumping around, tapping foot, moving hands, dancing, rocking back and fourth, or just doing crazy impulsive dangerous things bc he has so much energy he physically cant contain it. i also think he sings a lot too. but really stupid annoying songs. i also think he bites. he has holes in his clothes from picking and biting and he wears necklaces and bracelets so he has something to bite ok take care.