#{ *siiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* She's like PH where she's quiet; wakes up and just. WOW. TAGGING DD FOR LANGUAGE 🤣 }

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@candiallure​ ❤️’d for the most HONEST woman alive to come at them

She’s holding her posture ( and tongue ) as still as she can while she watches Swess redo their lipstick. Blue eyes are as wide as a doe, only fluctuating slightly when she sees what brand of prestige it is. Silence. And then----

“I don’t care that you’re a skanky stripper, just so you know. I used to be a groupie before I met Stan, and that’s basically the same thing, except I didn’t get paid for being a hoe. So that just made me a slut. Except...that one time Whitesnake bought me a floor length fur coat on my way out of the suite that some hooker was sleeping on. Wait. That’s not right. Whitesnake. Ha! Like I’d take any second hand flesh rod from Tawny Kitaen. It was Mötley Crüuuuuue. And it was before Vince Neil got the body of a sea-mammal.”