#^ that's my spore druid Astarion because he's mouldy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

elizabethrobertajones · 11 months ago

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it is SO fucking funny that Barcus sets himself up with Astarion over in this campsite

I think Astarion is at least making allowances for ONE gnome to not be the worst, probably because this is a really mean rude gnome who is in a toxic gay relationship and therefore Astarion can't help but admire everything else he has going for him despite the gnomishness. The passive aggressive back-and-forth and making huffy noises as they argue over sharing out the pillows as they settle down for the night... My gods.

#I'm only half joking about how they're the perfect side ship if we got to give every companion 1 personal romance route with an NPC #I mean tell me who else Astarion would most deserve to learn some shit about himself with :P #we get to mould him completely at our whims except for telling him not to be racist to gnomes #let Origin!Astarion have to deal with realising this is his soulmate #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #^ that's my spore druid Astarion because he's mouldy

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