#[thanks I hate it]

[melodiousoblivionao3]

NOT THIS FACT

[proxycrit]

Introducing Weed Whacker, the cinderace that moved in town and lives under the front porch. They’re certainly NOT indigenous to Castelia, UNOVA, but they made themselves right at home among the daffodils and terrified grass pokemon.

Why does this rabbit have forward facing eyes? Good question. I’m afraid to ask.

Some cinderace head cannons:

Cinderaces are WEIRD. WHO DESIGNED THEM LIKE THEY CAN BE PEELED.

Anyways here’s some personal edits.

Now, ahem, my soap box.

Cinderaces are cool pokemon. They travel in packs and are often found kicking a ball of burning brambles, scattering fires in circular motions to flush prey from the undergrowth. Despite being fire types, Cinderace are not all that flame proof and have very tough leathery hind legs with thick oily leg guard hair to protect themselves from self immolating. Due to their careful nature with flames, Cinderace have become a popular choice as a starter for new trainers through the Galar Region.

Weed whacker is all sorts of unhinged. People are concerned that they’re not showing signs of usual cinderace behavior (setting the woods on fire) and it’s been a grueling process trying to catch and check them for any possible microchips or trainer id.

Anyways i think they’re trying to woo sweaty??? Good luck buddy.

(Name is from @fronomeeps. Our other options are: Lawnmower. Stomper. Marshmonster. Horse.

Names like Wet Beast and Moist have also been suggested. This terrible creature has many names.)

[shiftythrifting]

Flesh clock? Flesh clock!

[showmey0urfangs]

The sickening paralleled between Marius pimping out Armand to his artist friends and Louis—who used to be a pimp—telling Armand “I used to be good at running things” just before he orders Armands to lift the umbrella for him and has Armand call him master, the same thing he calls Marius in the books.

And to top it off, Louis uses Armand's original name, Arun, as a way to emotionally manipulate him. And we see Armand immediately revert into that scared boy he was back then, desperately seeking love and acceptance from someone who will obviously never give it to him.

I want to know what were the iwtv writer smoking because that shit must have been hitting hard for them to come up with this.

[nogoodsheepstealing-greatgrandma]

HOTD: No you can't have Nettles. Or Marilda of Hull. Or Black Aly. Or Sabitha Frey. Or Sara Snow. You can have a bit of Jeyne Arryn but only if she hates Targs now. No you can't have Jessamyn Redfort. No you can't have Sylvenna Sand-

HOTD: Baela and Rhaena may appear from time to time but don't expect them to be main characters - don't be greedy. You have two whole black women - you're lucky we didn't merge them into one.

HOTD: Rhaenyra's a lunatic now btw. Because DID YOU KNOW when a Targaryen is born the Gods flip a-

HOTD: BUT don't worry! Everyone's favourite slavers, the Triarchy, is now led by a lesbian!

[elladanns]

Elrond watching Numenor, his brother's kingdom, fall, watching Elendil and Isildur die, watching Gondor get passed into the hands of the stewards... And then Aragorn comes along and he looks at him and just sees Elros. The last part of Elros that he will ever see again. Only to eventually lose him to mortality too.

[myownworstenemyyy]

[acearchivist359]

okay who was responsible for jonny and alex learning all these words and how do i sue them . i should not be hearing this many internet slang words in a row and definitely not in my podcast someone take the internet away from them

[kradogsrats]

Your one deep truth, the star within you. // Leola's last wish.

s5e2 | s6e6 | s6e9

[calolily]

You know what? Fuck you. (re-mystras your Gale)

[windoftime]

Congratulations to My Adventures With Superman (2023) on having the most accurate and unhinged depiction of a livestream chat on tv.

[ramblinguitar]

Looking for new jeans really is An Experience

[moodyvoid]

Horikoshi: “Happy birthday, Shigaraki. I got you a gift.”

Shigaraki, opening the gift: “Pain and suffering?! Thanks!”

Shigaraki, throwing the gift in the ever-growing pile of pain and suffering that he’s already received.

[shiftythrifting]

A truly concerningly stained shirt found at Bookman's in Tucson. I did not buy it, since I like to look like I washed my clothes

[ofswordsandpens]

I fully do not understand why Sally was with Gabe if they removed his smell and her actively killing him. Why was he there then? Would have made more sense for Sally to hook up with Medusa imo. Shoulda just removed Gabe from the show

No because if you haven't read the book, the show never tells you why Sally was with Gabe in order to protect Percy via smell, they don't include any of the conversations between Percy and Sally about Gabe and Percy asking why she's with him, in fact they don't touch at all on Sally's arc of finding herself again and the power of her being able to leave him... because getting rid of Gabe via petrification is her only out in the book.

Literally what we get in the show is: Sally's in a shitty marriage with a shitty guy -> oh they're getting a divorce now. Like congrats, you've sanitized the everliving hell out of this story line. Now its a mere shadow of itself and has none of its original power and significance. You could remove show Gabe entirely and it would practically have no effect.

[sami-guinea-arts]

Frank but with normal eyes