#[thanks I hate it]

[shiftythrifting]

Cursed Christmas decoration (Savers in East Providence, RI)

[bllshtbel]

do NOT let the slogan trick you, the outer banks is most certainly not paradise on earth. try hell on the water. fugitive on land. drowning at sea. dehydration in the desert. being shanked by your father for no reason at all. consider this your warning.

[wateryourfuckingplants]

my eyes are having a stroke

‼️ATTENTION‼️ ALL YOU 💦😈 SAUCY 💦😈 SAILORS 🚢🫡 ITS TIME TO 👅😩 GO DOWN 🍆🧎ON THIS DAY 📆 4️⃣9️⃣ YEARS AGO THE 🚢🙏EDMUND FITZGERALD 🚢🙏 SANK ⬇️🌊 IN LAKE SUPERIOR 🪦😨 SO LETS SINK ⬇️🥵 SOME DICK 🍆💦 IN OUR SUPER-REAR 🍑😩 YOU SHIPPING SLUTS 🚢💦 ITS 🕐 TIME 🕐 TO COME ✊💦 HOME TO PORT AND SLIDE 😳😈 SOME CARGO 📦🍆 INTO 🫵 YOUR 🫵 DOCK 👅🥵 IN HONOR 😢🫡 OF THOSE WHO ❌ NEVER ❌ CAME BACK TO PORT ⚰️🌊 SO GET WET 💦😩 FUCK LIKE A STORM 🍆🌧️ AND 👏❌ DONT FORGET ❌👏 TO 👅🧎 GO DOWN 🧎👅

[proxycrit]

Introducing Weed Whacker, the cinderace that moved in town and lives under the front porch. They’re certainly NOT indigenous to Castelia, UNOVA, but they made themselves right at home among the daffodils and terrified grass pokemon.

Why does this rabbit have forward facing eyes? Good question. I’m afraid to ask.

Some cinderace head cannons:

Cinderaces are WEIRD. WHO DESIGNED THEM LIKE THEY CAN BE PEELED.

Anyways here’s some personal edits.

Now, ahem, my soap box.

Cinderaces are cool pokemon. They travel in packs and are often found kicking a ball of burning brambles, scattering fires in circular motions to flush prey from the undergrowth. Despite being fire types, Cinderace are not all that flame proof and have very tough leathery hind legs with thick oily leg guard hair to protect themselves from self immolating. Due to their careful nature with flames, Cinderace have become a popular choice as a starter for new trainers through the Galar Region.

Weed whacker is all sorts of unhinged. People are concerned that they’re not showing signs of usual cinderace behavior (setting the woods on fire) and it’s been a grueling process trying to catch and check them for any possible microchips or trainer id.

Anyways i think they’re trying to woo sweaty??? Good luck buddy.

(Name is from @fronomeeps. Our other options are: Lawnmower. Stomper. Marshmonster. Horse.

Names like Wet Beast and Moist have also been suggested. This terrible creature has many names.)

[nogoodsheepstealing-greatgrandma]

HOTD: No you can't have Nettles. Or Marilda of Hull. Or Black Aly. Or Sabitha Frey. Or Sara Snow. You can have a bit of Jeyne Arryn but only if she hates Targs now. No you can't have Jessamyn Redfort. No you can't have Sylvenna Sand-

HOTD: Baela and Rhaena may appear from time to time but don't expect them to be main characters - don't be greedy. You have two whole black women - you're lucky we didn't merge them into one.

HOTD: Rhaenyra's a lunatic now btw. Because DID YOU KNOW when a Targaryen is born the Gods flip a-

HOTD: BUT don't worry! Everyone's favourite slavers, the Triarchy, is now led by a lesbian!

[qqueenofhades]

Vote.org just sent me a helpful email that "Election Day Is Tomorrow!!!!" and believe me, I have never needed to be reminded of anything less in my life.

[opbackgrounds]

Another one of those almost-too-real details of the series is how other rich people/nobles agree and cozy up with the Celestial Dragons. Sure, the Dragons demand ridiculous tributes and hold the threat of annihilation over their heads, but for the most part these kings, nobles, and other rich people are able to pass along that cost to the ordinary citizens of the world without experiencing any suffering for themselves

[acearchivist359]

okay who was responsible for jonny and alex learning all these words and how do i sue them . i should not be hearing this many internet slang words in a row and definitely not in my podcast someone take the internet away from them

[shiftythrifting]

Flesh clock? Flesh clock!

[kradogsrats]

Your one deep truth, the star within you. // Leola's last wish.

s5e2 | s6e6 | s6e9

[melodiousoblivionao3]

NOT THIS FACT

[windoftime]

Congratulations to My Adventures With Superman (2023) on having the most accurate and unhinged depiction of a livestream chat on tv.

[ramblinguitar]

Looking for new jeans really is An Experience

[moodyvoid]

Horikoshi: “Happy birthday, Shigaraki. I got you a gift.”

Shigaraki, opening the gift: “Pain and suffering?! Thanks!”

Shigaraki, throwing the gift in the ever-growing pile of pain and suffering that he’s already received.

[celestemichaelis]

Umm….excuse the FUCK out of me?? Sorry it’s blurry, but Disney decided to jumpscare me. This is at Epcot on their imagination ride. You could hear audio of people laughing as you passed the door. I HAD TO ACT NORMAL IN A RIDE VEHICLE FULL OF PEOPLE.

[ofswordsandpens]

I fully do not understand why Sally was with Gabe if they removed his smell and her actively killing him. Why was he there then? Would have made more sense for Sally to hook up with Medusa imo. Shoulda just removed Gabe from the show

No because if you haven't read the book, the show never tells you why Sally was with Gabe in order to protect Percy via smell, they don't include any of the conversations between Percy and Sally about Gabe and Percy asking why she's with him, in fact they don't touch at all on Sally's arc of finding herself again and the power of her being able to leave him... because getting rid of Gabe via petrification is her only out in the book.

Literally what we get in the show is: Sally's in a shitty marriage with a shitty guy -> oh they're getting a divorce now. Like congrats, you've sanitized the everliving hell out of this story line. Now its a mere shadow of itself and has none of its original power and significance. You could remove show Gabe entirely and it would practically have no effect.