#[go ahead and get some advil too while you're at it guys]

[jesterofinaba]

SOTFD (Hierophant!Adachi) | for @summonarcana​

“Guess if we’re gonna be on a team together, we should know each other a little. Strengths and weaknesses in combat and all that. So. They call you ‘Leafy’ around here, right, kiddo...?”

Adachi - or Copper, as the nickname he’s given himself here - gives the other an inquisitive look, sharp gray eyes slightly scrutinizing him behind his glasses. ‘Leafy’ sure looks like the Narukami-kun he knew from his timeline, the one he’d taken to checking up on after the arrest of his uncle several months beforehand. The Hierophant can only hope that this kid isn’t going through the same stuff.

“You mind if I ask why they call you that? Is it a timeline difference thing?” While he asks this, he grabs a notepad and pen to take notes with, like he does with his police work. He doesn’t plan on interrogating the kid, of course, but he’s curious, and he wants to note down any kind of strategy he can think of when it comes to battle.

[theguardianofinsanity]

Obligatory Sickness

Spencer Reid x gn reader

"Nope, nope, no no no no. I'm not going anywhere" your voice sounded like utter garbage. Your throat was scratchy, eyes were bloodshot, stuffed nose, body pains. You were sick, which sucked because you did have things to do today. Not like you wanted to do them. While you called ahead and cancelled most of your activities, there was one more call you had to make. It was the thing you were the most excited to do, your weekend staycation with your boyfriend of 2 years Spencer Reid.

He was a part of the behavioral analysis unit at FBI. This weekend he had off, well deserved too from his weekly travels dealing with just about every type of person. The plan was after he got off work today you both would grab dinner at this tiny place Garcia recommended. Then on Saturday you both would eat breakfast at your favorite cafe, maybe have him beat you at a game of chess then spend time with Garcia and Morgan for the rest of the day.

You didn't get to plan Sunday because he left for another case, but all of this work was all for naught because of your current predicament. Taking a deep breath, at least trying to, you tapped on Spencer's contact and pressed call. He picked up after a couple rings.

"Hey sweetie! We're on jet home right now. Did you need something?" Spencer asks in a very sweet tone, you can hear Derek mocking him in the background.

"Hey Spencer, I-" you start.

"Y/N you sound awful! And you never call me by first name, are you okay?" you give a small chuckle at his immediate response.

"Love you too, yeah I'm alright. Although I do need to cancel our dinner plans for tonight, I'm sick" you pull your phone away so you can cough. "I'm really sorry love"

"Goodness, it's alright we'll get back soon and I'll get things and we can huddle up for the weekend, His voice gets soft. "Just get some rest, I'll be home soon. I love you"

"I love you too" you hang up and get cozy under the covers getting sleepier by the second.

"Wow pretty boy, you sound like a really good boyfriend" Spencer turns his head to see Derek looking at him with a smirk on his face.

"I would hope so, I don't Y/N would be with me if I didn't care" Spencer pulls out a note pad and a pen. "Hey guys? What would I need to care for Y/N?"

"What? How do you not know?" JJ pipes up.

"I don't really get sick anymore, when I did, I was a kid and my mom took care of me"

"A home remedy will make them feel better, I had one for years that I used even I felt like I was on the brink" Rossi says.

"That's not surprising, brought up through family?" Derek questions.

"Yup"

"So what is it?" Reid looks to Rossi.

"Not gonna tell you, family secret"

JJ sighs, takes the notepad and starts writing, "Alright, you'll need cough medicine, tissues, vaseline, advil, nyquil, some bland foods like soup and crackers. I do have some homemade chicken noodle soup in my fridge" she looks up and points the pen at Spencer. "Just make sure you bring my tupperware back" she glares at him.

"Of course you have tupperware" Emily laughs. "You are such a mom"

JJ moves her glare to Emily, "Anyways, I'll bring it over tonight with Rossi and his 'get healthy quick remedy', this is probably going to be a long weekend for the both of you" she rips off the page and hands it over to the Doctor. Spencer puts the paper in his pocket and shuffles uncomfortably in his seat.

When could you have gotten sick? You hadn't had work all week, no need to go grocery shopping...but one of your friends came to Quantico this week. You spent one of your days off with them. But you'll be okay, you can handle a couple more hours without him there.

You start to stir when you feel someone shaking you. You peek your eyes open to see your boyfriend leaning over you with a soft smile. You struggle to pull the covers over your head and curl up into a ball. "No, leave me alone, I sick" your voice is rough, it feels like you're swallowing sand paper.

"You know you have to, it'll be quick and easy"

"I'm sorry Y/N but I can't, I need you feeling better" he helps you sit up and you lean back against your headboard. You tilt your head and look at him with tired eyes and smile at him.

"It sounds like your holding me at gunpoint" he sighs at your remark.

"Come on, JJ's bringing soup later tonight and you need to take this before you can eat the soup" you squint your eyes at him, feeling your resistance dissolve.

"I feel like death, but at least you're here" the bed dips as Spencer sits down, you hear the crinkling of a plastic bag. He pulls out a dark colored bottle, your eyes widen out of fear, "Absolutely not, I do not care if die because I don't take it, I'd rather die" you cough out.

"Fine, hand it here" you reach out your hand and take the medicine. You open it, pour some into the cap, and down it as possible. Your body wildly reacting to the gross liquid, making you remember the body aches. "Ow ow ow, I don't like you Spence" you groan out.

"I'm really sorry sweetie but now you have chicken soup to look forward to" he cups your face kisses your forehead, your body relaxes at his affection. "God your burning up and fairly pale, I'm glad I have time off because now you have Dr. Spencer Reid to nurse you back to health" he carefully pulls you in for a hug.

"You're not that type of doctor honey" you rasp out.

"Well I have everything I need to take care you, I might as well be" you hum in response leaning into him further resting on his shoulder.

You both jump at the sound of knocking at the door, you groan knowing that now you would have to move. "Alright, I should get that" much to your dismay Spencer was already pulling you up with him but to his dismay, you had gone pretty much boneless. "Y/N you'll be a lot more comfortable in the living room" he pleads, you stay quiet for a bit.

"I will move only if you read to me while I eat"

"You don't need bargain with me for me to do that"

"So that's a yes?"

"Yes, now let's go. We can't leave them there outside, it would be rude" he then goes on a nerdy tangent, which you don't quite catch.

Before you know it, you're being sat down on your couch and Spencer is answering the door. You close your eyes curl up listening to the voices of your boyfriend and his colleagues. You hear the clicking of heels and then a soft hand presses against your forehead, "Oh honey..." You open your eyes to see the one and only mom of the BAU, JJ.

"Hey mom" you give her a weak smile. She chuckles.

"I brought food for you, do you think you can sit up and eat?" You nod in response slowly rising from the couch. You can feel yourself wobble, JJ quickly stabilizes you. You were way sicker than you thought. A bowl is placed infront of you, you slowly pick it up and bring it towards you but it is quickly grabbed as someone sits beside you.

"Y/N this is like the saddest thing to watch, I have to help" when did Penelope get here?

"We'll save the reading for later" Spencer says.

With her help you eat around half the bowl. Garcia offers another spoonful to you but you shake your head and lean back on the couch with a wide sleepy smile on your face.

"Alright I think they're done for the night" says another voice, "Remember Reid, once in the morning and once at night"

"I'll remember Rossi, I reall-"

"I know you can't really forget", you laugh a little at the chat between them.

Slowly one by one they leave you both for the night.

"You have really great friends Spence" you softly say to him as he leads you back to the bedroom. "They really spent this time around me just to make sure I was okay" Spencer lays you down on your bed.

"Yeah, they are great" he tucks you in and gets in bed beside you.

"Spence?"

"Yes?"

"I love you" you hug him a little closer.

"I love you too Y/N"

On Sunday, Spencer finally got you all to himself. Plus you were feeling a lot better. The day was spent with Spencer loving on you and you experiencing every single type of love language. This will probably be the only time you wouldn't mind being sick.

On Saturday all of the BAU dropped by when they knew you were feeling better. In the morning Hotch brought Jack over and you got a very nice "Get Well Soon!" card from him. Afterwards Prentiss brought Sergio and you both talked about times that your genius level of intellect boyfriend wasn't the smartest, it wasn't an enjoyable time for him.

Morgan dropped by in the afternoon and told you about the latest case that they came back from, going in with the insults on the unsub. Both Garcia and Spencer made you watch Doctor Who when she came by, no way of escaping. JJ came in the late afternoon to check up on you also to grab her tupperware, and Rossi walked in that evening to make you and Spencer dinner but left shortly after he was finished. This all happened in one day.

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Matthew Gray Gubler makes my heart fucking

at certain points while writing this i was laughing like a gremlin

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[fireheartwraith]

WandaVision Episode 7 "Breaking The Forth Wall" Reaction

This is going to have all the spoilers! No theories, just me keysmashing. You have been warned

• So Vision is not here

• Letting our anger and fear get the best of us ... Aka, if Wanda is the villain, she ain't malicious

• She looks embarrassed about the whole ordeal lol

• Hexagons on the blanket!

• Wanda's grip on this reality is getting weaker with all the new additions...

• My telepathic baby!! I'll help you! Let's get you some advil

• The word "quarantine" hits different now fam

• The news is called WNDA? I -

• Milk has vitamin d? Isn't that on the sunlight?

• MISSING CHILD??? MISSING PERSON CASE??

• You guys should really turn on the subtitles, lots of stuff here

• Wanda you're a mom now, don't try to talk in slang

• Oop, no more Vision on the opening

• No more anything except "Wanda" actually...

• Things that are in the opening

1. a sign saying "sorry we're Wanda". Perhaps it means "we're sorry, Wanda"?

2. "hot Italian specialties" I thought Vision was British...

3. That's a blackboard... Are the twins going to school? (My keyboard suggesting the word shooting after I type school, STOP IT)

4. "I know what u are doing Wanda" in creepy magazine cutouts

5. Vision showed up with the different tune

6. "created by Wanda Maximoff" OR WAS IT

• Fucking Hayward

• Who's this lady

• THE IMAGE IS FILLING UP MY SCREEN I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS

• God I hate clowns

• Darcy is a escape artist omg Wanda

• She looks super cute though

• Oh Vision, that sounded super creepy lol

• Yeah Wanda, WHO IS HE

• "everything is meaningless" oh boy, doesn't Westview have a therapist Wanda can talk to???

• Oh the twins just shared the "our mom is in a mid life crisis" look

• While we're on the topic of the twins conception Wanda, may I ask. How

• Oh boy, I'm really feeling the quarantine depression hitting Wanda. I can't judge bad homemade quarantine hairdos

• NO WANDA DON'T LET AGNES TAKE YOUR KIDS

• Repeating "I'm fine" doesn't help Wanda... I know, I tried

• FUCKING HAYWARD

• But let's break the news to Wanda gently, she's in a delicate spot right now

• SHOW ME THE ENGINEER

• Ah, I don't know who this lady is :((

• This truck looks like a Tesla. I don't like it

• Darcy really did get a spot on her favorite show the hard way huh

• This is hilarious and I love it

• WHO'S THAT VOICE AND WHY DO I RECOGNIZE IT

• Oh, this lady is back

• What's a nexus, I forgot, is that a Thor thing

• "anchor you back to the reality of your choice" I thank their lack of subtlety because I don't have the brains to figure it out myself

• "feeling your feelings" deal breaker right there

• Antidepressant. Side effect: depression. That's too real folks

• IS THIS AGNES'S HOUSE

• Señor Scratchy!! I love cute critters

• So a telepath can't hear Agnes's thoughts... Is it because she's an illusion or because she's a WITCH

• "do you think our mom is okay?" *awkward pause*

• How does Monica look cute wearing that?? That's the true superpower

• Lots of hexagons....

• Things just got really horror really fast

• GLOWY EYES BITCH

• Are her eyes going to stay electric blue?

• That's really tripy fam. Bitch can see Wanda's energy

• You're right, it never rains... But it was raining on the commercial

• Why is Vision saying "I'm not amused" so funny??

• Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!

• OHOJOJO THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

• Agnes what are you doing

• Fuck Agnes!

• Everyone was frozen as if waiting to see what Wanda was going to do, not frozen frozen like the people at the border

• Creepy music creepy bug

• Why the focus on the bunny, please tell me Agnes didn't turn Tommy into the bunny

• Oh, so we're full horror now huh

• Creepy basement

• Are we gonna get a jump scare?

• Creepy tree roots in the basement

• The ratio changes again....

• Super creepy temple in the basement

• What are those symbols, what is this book

• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW BITCH FUCK I KNEW IT SHIT HSHEHDHDHSHDHUhhhrhdhdhfhdhrhddhhdgxhddhrgDhdhrfudgfhrhfyffhfhfj

• Okay I'm fine

• Now what's with the bunny

• I HAD NOTICED CHORUS, I HAD NOTICED SINCE DAY ONE

• AHA I KNEW NOT-PIETRO WAS AGATHA'S DOING

• Also where is he

• Oh it's because it was Agatha's voice, dumbass

• I KNEW YOU HAD KILLED THE DOG, YOU CREEPY WITCH

• Red glow... May I say.... MEPHISTO

• I'll kill this bitch, I'll do it

• SEVEN MINUTES OF CREDITS WHEN WE COULD HAVE MORE CONTENT

• Why is Evan Peters on the credits if the bitch hasn't even showed up

• WHATKNCHDKCKBCHLCOHC WE GET A POST CREDIT SCENE NOW???

• I KNEW MY EFFORTS WOULD BE REWARDED

• Okay, I take back what I said about not-Pietro

• BUY NOW I'M PUMPED, I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE RIGHT NOW