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I’m honestly never one to get like really angry at the idea of someone having a different opinion when it comes to media that I particularly love. At most, I get hella annoyed, rant about it and continue on with my day. I don’t have the time or life energy to fret about someone having like a different opinion about something. So that being said, it really just... butters my biscuit when people say shit like this about Corpse Bride.

"Victor van Dort Sucks!!" "He should've had married Emily" "Victor is a jerk"

Like, I’m sorry bitch, but did we watch the same damn movie??

First of all, people making Victor out to be just as bad, if not worse than Barkis. Kindly stop. Victor deadass had the most realistic reactions to pretty much the entire situation. Like you’re gonna sit there and tell me that if you accidentally married a dead woman when you’re kicking it with someone else, you wouldn’t freak the fuck out and try to get back to the one you love no matter what? If you say yes, I’mma look at your ass sideways. Victor loved Victoria. He wasn’t just gonna drop her for Emily. I’m sorry. He stayed loyal to her till her heard she was marrying someone else and instead of trying to win her back, he lamented, but respected that, and agreed to marry Emily just to make her happy. He was going to throw away his happiness and his life so that he could make Emily happy, because he felt bad for hurting her feelings. He’s a good dude, dammit. Y’all leave my boy alone. He didn’t do anything wrong.

Ya know, on the topic of Victoria, STOP CALLING HER BORING. Kindly check your misogyny at the door, please and thank you. Victoria adored him. Their initial meeting, she fell for him playing for the piano and instead of interrupting him; she let him play. She tried to help and support him during the practice ceremony. When Emily takes him back to The Land of The Dead, she tries to rescue him, and escape so she can save him. She loves Victor to death (pun intended) and would do whatever it takes to protect him. I could honestly write pages about her as a character, but we’d be here all damn day... Point is, stop dissing her. Honestly, Emily's simps are like, so fucking annoying, and this coming from someone adoring the ground Emily walks on...No. He should not have thrown his life away to marry her. Victor should’ve had a happy and healthy marriage with a lovely woman that he adores.

“Victor and Emily had such good chemistry!! They should’ve gotten together!!” ...Yeah no. Not the point of the movie. Emily wanted to be a bride, but she also wants peace and happiness. Victor gave her that by keeping his promise to her. She doesn’t need marriage and a romantic relationship to be happy or have peace in her afterlife. Victor cares for her, and Victoria has sympathy and care for her as well by the end of the movie. Her memory will live on through platonic love from a happy couple that’ll get to live the dream she never got to have. Honestly? I would argue that Emily didn’t really want a relationship or marriage. She wanted happiness, she wanted freedom, and through her character arc she found that by herself. She found closure. The man that destroyed her is dead and won’t hurt any other woman again. The people she cares for a safe and will live a long happy life. She can find peace. The implications of slapping a forced love interest on that character would give them "happiness" is so allo it hurts....

“Emily DESERVES!! Victor!! Victor didn’t DESERVE Victoria or Emily!!” Shut the fuck up and stop acting like people are prizes. Holy shit, I hate this argument. So Victor is a bit of an anxious and nervous wreck. Some of y’all ain’t any fucking better, let's be honest! At worst, he’s clumsy and a coward, and the worst man in this movie literally prays on innocent and vulnerable women in order to still all of their money. Victor isn’t perfect, but he’s a decent guy who deserves to marry the girl he loves. Y’all stop being hateful. 

So yeah. Stop misrepresenting the main three please. The literal tag line of the movie is, “There has been a grave misunderstanding.” The key word being, “misunderstanding.” Emily, Victor & Victoria deserve better than their shitty parents gave them, and I want nothing but happiness for my babies.