#[🕷] anon

[merakiui]

U always drop such peak everytime I love ur stuff man😭 -🕷(?) (I think I'm ur 🕷 anon idk I might be a 🕷 anon for another person srry I'm cheating on u)

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! 🥺💕 I’m happy to provide delicious food!! And I do indeed remember my 🕷 anon!! Welcome back, lovely!! 🫶

[gabessquishytum]

I am SUCH a sucker for Tiny Dick Hob, especially Tiny Dick Hob humiliation. And Feminizing Hob Humiliation. Also Trans!Dream. So please accept my offering as I scurry away from the crime scene.

Ever since starting T, Dream's clit has grown quite a lot- now nearly comparable to Hob's dick. Of course Hob's can get a tad larger when he's hard, maybe to the size of half of his pinky, but it's just so fun to Dream to compare cocks, laugh that really he has the dick and Hob just has a clit. He plays with it like one too, rubs it with his fingertips etc.

One day Hob grows frustrated- he wants to really fuck Dream. Not just on his fingers and tongue, not having to still jerk Dream's pretty dick so he cums while Hob's in him, but actually fuck him and get him off like that.

At first Dream feels sorry, tries to help him over the insecurity, but Hob brushes it off as just a passing thought. Dream has an idea though.

When Hob comes home one day, he's greeted by Dream holding a strapon in one hand and a cock cage in the other, and a big smile on his face.

Hob eagerly, though rather nervously, undresses and lets his love put the items on him.

"This is so that your clit doesn't get too excited and cum before I'm done with you." Dream says as he puts the cage on him.

He gets Hob to fuck him with the strap, doing it on their couch because they couldn't be bothered to go to their bed. Dream's laid out, legs open so Hob fits above him. He holds his sweaty face in his hands, coos lovingly that finally Hob has a 'real' cock to fuck him with. Hob can even hear just how wet Dream is too, and he wishes he could really feel it on his own dick, but he got his wish nonetheless.

Dream finishes quick, and happily gets his husband off with his hands and mouth, telling him how gorgeous his clit is, how maybe next time Dream will fuck his pretty pussy.

-🕷 anon

I love this concept a lot, because I can just feel the absolute love and trust between these two. They fit together like perfect puzzle pieces.

Hob openly laments the fact that he wants nothing more than to be Dream’s perfect service top. He actively bemoans his tiny dick (and yes, he's over-acting and being dramatic, but it's all because it turns both him and Dream on so very much). Dream cooes and comforts him, fondly stroking his cute little nub of a cock, telling him that it's so sweet that he wants to make Dream cum with it. It's not Hob’s fault that it's so tiny. But it's all okay! Because they have a toy he can use to satisfy Dream with instead. A huge, shiny, pulsing toy that makes Hob’s small cock look even smaller.

Hob is such a good top, despite his size issue. He's so enthusiastic and driven by Dream’s pleasure. His little dick leaks and bobs pathetically as he pumps the big thick toy inside his husband. It obviously makes him so happy. And he loves that lately, when he sucks Dream’s tdick, it's starting to fill his mouth more and more each time. Soon it will certainly be bigger than Hob’s! That thought it almost enough to make him cum.

Of course Dream has to reward his sweet husband by putting the big toy inside Hob’s hole, and endlessly teasing him about his adorable clit and cunt. Maybe it would be nice to dress him up in a little lingerie set? Something pretty and pink would go sooo nicely with his perfect little prick <3

[lesbonym]

Awwwwww everyone is teasing my poor nym huh?

Come here baby, gonna fuck you in to the mattress, gonna make you lie there and take it, cum over and over again until you’re breathless and overstimulated

~🕷️

(Well, I can't say I remembered you commenting on how bold you can get until I read this, 😵‍💫😵‍💫. I forgot to expect this from you.)

God, I'd moan so crazy for you if you just shoved me into the mattress and used me like I should be. Make me scream and moan your name while you make me cum over and over until I can't anymore.

[sapphicwriter-maya]

"just an fyi, I'm fuckin terrified of spiders. highly ironic, if you ask me."

you and me both... i use the spider emoji because of Natasha Romanoff!!! (Black Widow in the Marvel Cinematic Universe / comics)

i actually greatly fear spiders and would much rather burn my home down than be within the near viscinity of it ... whoops. the spider emoji is cute, though!!! (it's the legs. i lovelove legs on women but on spiders man.. nononono pleasepleaseplease)

spider :)

haha, totally valid darling spider.

I too, enjoy natasha romanoff. and long legs. and women.

[johncon]

OH GOD IT'S A BRITISH PERSON,

AHHHH RUN FOR THE HILLS BEFORE HE THROWS HIS CRUMPETS AND BEANS!

-🕷

I'll also threaten you with metric measurements, beware.

[l3v1uhthan]

Yes wolfie you can be my auntie 🫶🏻

-🕷️

As (probably) the oldest one here, I am now your grandpa. GET OFF MY LAWN!!

[azazelthesorceror]

Can I be 🕷️ anon!?

Sure!

[midnightthoughtsbynat]

boo. can I claim??????

did I scare you?

🕷

Woah there, baby. Careful, I nearly fell out of my chair there.

Now, how would I fuck you with a broken back?

[teddiibear444]

True False! You licked a dead spider 🕷

True I did infact lick the dead spider :]

[genius-daddy]

Ok I’m back from tractor supply! I got a incubator and some more things when the eggs hatch.

( places the bags of stuff on the table)

Well I’m going to take a shower now if anyone needs me. Since it stared to rain outside and I’m soled at the moment.

-🕷️anon

Take a shower, love. The bathroom is down the hall.

[merakiui]

Alien rook choosing that fuck ass bob will never not be funny to think about. Do you think it's a beauty thing back at his world? HELP 😭

MOTH ROLLO TOO HDHRHGEHEH

Tbh the one I've been most rotting over is maybean alien divus or trein..💔 sorry I'm a chronic old man fucker -🕷️anon

LOL maybe it is a beauty standard (or maybe it's just Rook's own standard). He's so weird and eccentric. You can never know for sure just what his thought process is like. And moth Rollo!!!!!!! >w< cutest moth you will ever see. Ignore his penchant for arson; he's just a little dangerous.

:O omg alien Crewel!!!!!! There is a lot of inspiration that can be taken from his Vargas Camp outfit... definitely lots of potential for a biblically accurate horror of an alien!!!

And Trein... part of me wants to make him a catboy alien because it's too cute. T_T alien catboy Trein who naps near you at all times and can be trusted out of his confinement chamber because he seems so harmless and sweet. He's just an elderly cat alien. Give him lots of love. :D aaaaaa Trein grew on me in the GloMas event. He's so sweet to the MC and Grim, and he was so willing and ready to sacrifice himself to save his students and preserve their magical futures even though he knew the risks and the fact that he was hurting!!!! T^T he's the father everyone needs and deserves. <3

[gabessquishytum]

I love your addition to the Dream bratty student idea, so I'm branching on that:

Dream shows up the next day, intentionally late so that way everyone could see him walking in wearing what are very obviously Hob's pants. They're massive on his lanky body, and he liked black only anyway. Hob didn't even think Dream would actually wear them to the class, so he didn't think to maybe wear something else- like anything other than basically the exact same pair of beige trousers but from a different brand bought probably a few years apart. Dream even smiles when he notices.

"Apologies for my tardiness, Professor Gadling." He says, fully knowing it just draws more eyes on him. Hob just tells him to go sit down and doesn't even look up from his ancient laptop currently not working properly. While Hob doesn't see the pants, all the other students do, and they're all trying to contain their laughs and chuckles, whisper the "oh my god look at his pants!" to their friends, etc.

Once the laptop manages to do whatever he wanted it to do, Dream was already sat. So Hob had to try and teach with the lecture hall yapping without knowing why.

Until class ends and everyone leaves, and then he sees the bastard in his trousers walking out.

Of course, he does it the day after that again to actually get Hob's reaction properly. Maybe he'll even try to get another pair of trousers. Or a jumper.

(May be back to write a "How The Endless Stole A Sweater" fic)

(Also can I have 🕷 anon if its not taken??)

Hey, I don't think we have 🕷 anon, so welcome to the club, new friend! Here's the last ask where we talked about bratty student Dream, and the trouser stealing incident.

This is a fantastic addition, I LOVE the idea of Dream showing up to class in Hob’s borrowed/stolen clothing - he's not even a little ashamed of himself! He had to cinch the waist of the trousers in so tight and he nearly came all over them, just thinking about how tiny he is compared with his beloved professor... Hob, due to poor eyesight and the fact that he's trying to actually do his job, doesn't see the trousers until Dream is actively walking out of the lecture theatre, swinging his hips like a dancer, showing off his cute little butt in the boring baggy slacks.

He gets his cute butt spanked in those same slacks less than 24 hours later, bent over the professor's desk with one of Hob’s hands covering his mouth to muffle his screams. The other one of Hob’s (big, wide, manly) hands smacks down on Dream’s arse, and it hurts even through the dense beige fabric. Poor little Dream.

Next lecture, Hob shows up with one of Dream’s gothic velvet chokers clasped around his neck. Of course, it could be a coincidence that the dusty professor has suddenly developed an interest in jewellery... and there's no actual proof that Dream is wearing Hob’s trousers. But as the clothing swaps continue throughout the academic year, it's pretty damned obvious that Professor Gadling belongs to Dream. And vice versa!

[lesbonym]

“My perfect girl, I'll find so many ways to make you cry for me”

please baby , holy fuck what am I meant to say to that😭

let you do anything you want to me until I can’t breathe and curl up into myself because I can’t take anymore, reaching out to you because I just wanna be held and relax in your arms while you whisper sweet nothings and wipe the black tears from my face and neck

🕷️

(Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed that. So cute.)

Baby, I'd make sure to take such good care of you after. I'd pick you up and carry you to the bathroom, cleaning you all up and cleaning off your smeared makeup. So pretty as you lean against me while I clean you up. I'd carry you back to our bed and help you into fresh clothes. I'd get you a glass of water before cuddling you so close and praising you for doing so amazing for me. I'd tell you how beautiful you are and gently stroke your hair as you listen to my heartbeat and drift off to sleep <3

[sapphicwriter-maya]

hi mommy! this is ummm the first time i'm sending an ask to anyone so i hope it's well-recieved...

i just thought maybe i should drop in and say hi because you seem really cool!! i wanted to join the club !!! i think i might claim an emoji (🕷️) if that's okay! it's a little nerve wracking and i think i've checked to make sure if i've pressed the 'ask anonymously' button like ten times now!!!

i thought it was really cool that you wrote too because i really really really like writing :) maybe we can be writing buddies!! who knows !!

anyways!!! thought i'd just say hi because i'm a little bored today and i was lurking your tumblr account for a little bit <3

have a good day mommy!!!

hiya, little spider!

just an fyi, I'm fuckin terrified of spiders. highly ironic, if you ask me.

you're such a brave little thing, sending in this ask. I hope I haven't left you waiting too long!!

writing buddies, hm? by all means. I adore reading other people's work

[johncon]

Mister Constantine, I had a rather...odd ..question?

Why do you do what you do? What's it mean to be you and all that?

-🕷

That's a really hard question... I do magic because it cost me a lot to gain, so I might as well make it worthwhile. Being me means drinking, playing music, smoking, having a wide range of insults and hexes to use offhand, and trying to help people even if you suck at both helping and people. Hope these answer things.

[sebsxphia]

You and Jake get married. You might be a virgin, idk. At your reception his grandad (who he idolizes and adores) refers to you as "his grandson's beautiful bride" and it's a very sweet moment. And then Jake calls you his beautiful bride as he slips the garter off your thigh grazing your shivering flesh with his teeth, as he's carrying you across the threshold of your hotel room, as he carefully peels your ivory dress off your shoulders and hips, as he takes you to bed. "My beautiful bride." -🕷

fuck fuck fuck this is hot!!!

jake would continually murmur “my beautiful bride” to you all night as he slips away your garter belt and your dress leaving you in the white lacy three piece set underneath. he would murmur it against your cunt as he eats you out for the first time as his wife, he would whisper it in your ear when he’s buried deep inside of you and admiring how gorgeous you look in your lingerie with a blissed out look on your face.

just sajksfnsajnfd

thank you so much for this thot my beloved anon!! 💌