#[♂ ☹ ] In Character.

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George not 🚫❌ found 🏻 and the Lorax are 👀 in love. 😍💕 U 👉🍆 may 🗓📅 not 🙅 think 😠💭 it’s 💯 possible because George hates 😠 trees 🌳 because ✔💁 he 👂 is 🏻💪 British and 👏🏻 they 😈 don’t 🚫😡 have trees there ✔🆗 but 👹 they make 🖕 it 😂💤 work. 💵💼 Every 🏾 seen 🤔 a 🖤 British person ♂😡 and 👏😱 a 💰👌 tree 🎄 in 👸 the 👉 same 💩😎 room? That’s 🚟 what I 🙈💁 though. 🤥 Bitch. 🏿 One 👆🚟 day 😎 the 🍆👨 Lorax was like “yo 😒 yo my ♂ bro ❤ “(because the Lorax is a 😜🅱 hypebeast frat boy I 👨 don’t make 🙅 the rules 📄📜 I only enforce ♂ them 😬 with my 🎄 desert eagle) 🦅 “what’s ✉ poppen’” he said 👨💬 stroking 🍆✊ his neon orange beard. George blushed because 🚱 he 👈 loved 😍 a humanoid tree 🎄 person with facial hair 💈 yes ‼💦 sir. 👍 “What?” Says George not 🤜🚫 found 🚫👌 sipping his ✋♂ gamer 👤 juice. 😛 “I got 🍸 you a present 🎀🎀 bbygurrl.” Screams 😱 the Lorax, slapping the 👩 G-Fuel 💦🅰 out 😜🏼 of 🚨 George’s hand. “What 😟 the 👏➕ fuck! LORAX YOU ☠👁 KNOW 🤔🤔 I 👁 LOVE 💏💏 MY 💵 G-Fuel!” 💰 Screeches minecraft ⛏ YouTuber 🏻👌 George not 🚫 found. 🏻👌 The Lorax blushes, touching his 💦 index figures together and 💦 using his 🥇 facial hair 💈 to ♂ retrieve a 🅱🅰 box from the void. YouTuber George not 🌼🚫 found gasps,” oh 🐦🐦 Lorax you 😍👆 didn’t!” 😊😑 “I 👀💕 dwid UWU” 👅💦 says the 👌 Lorax, “Will you 💟 make 👏🏻 me 👐 the happiest anthropermophic orange hippie creature 🙈🐙 on this 🙌 side of 🔴😣 [REDACTED]?” “Yes oh 👶☹ a 💰↘ thousand times yes!” 🤗 They got 🙏🍸 married the 🏔👏 next 📅 day at a 👌💰 supreme themed wedding. 👰 George wore a ❔ Gucci tux and the 👉👏 Lorax wore nothing because 😼💁 he is 😩👉 one 💍♿ with 👏 nature. Somewhere in ✝🙌 the distance a 🅱👌 pissbaby posted 🙀✉ a Craigslist add 👈👈 for 👉🍆 another British man to be 💦🚫 his sugar 🍦🍭 baby 👶 no 🅱 pics 🖼 just 👌 conversation men 😫🤡 20-45. 🆗🎉

Did they remove the 500 character limit to asks.