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095 hi im that anon again can i please have more peter b and eddie content?

Fluffy Prompts: 095: “Mm…your kid before five in the morning.“ 

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It was an odd predicament, he had to admit, but Peter didn’t object to having two children; one human with spider powers and the other a symbiote. The two of them were tucked in between Eddie and Peter, a small blob resting above a five year old, Venom comfortable with themselves curled around the two. It was a peaceful night, until the young symbiote woke up and pounced off the bed in curiosity, stretching. 

It was enough to shake their one human child awake, shuffling a bit as they sat up and saw their sibling- Carnage, Venom had urged to name him- punching around the bedroom. In response, May- Peter had wanted to name her after an important person in his life- got up. She lost balance a bit but managed to get off the bed, waking her parents up in the process. Peter groaned, Eddie moving his body closer. 

There was lost warmth, Peter’s head shooting up to see what had happened, only to see Carnage and May on the floor together. What the two of them were doing, he wasn’t sure, but he’d really love to go back to sleep. Still, neither of their children should be up at this hour. Taking a pillow, Peter covered his head and shook Eddie a bit. A stray hand went and found Venom, trying to pat them awake as well.

“Hey. Hey, you two. It’s four in the morning. Go take care of that.” With Eddie’s arm around Peter, it was obvious that he too wanted to stay asleep. But god knew how many sleepless nights Peter had already, Spiderdad or not, tired as all hell. Eddie wanted to turn around, pull Peter’s arm over his body, and go back to sleep. Venom wanted to stay in that state just as much, moving just a bit but not bothering to get up.

“Not my kid yet. Not ‘till it’s five.” Eddie mumbled, legs moving in closer to lock with Peter’s- which they haven’t done in a while, considering their children slept in the middle- but Peter wasn’t going to stand for this. Or, at least, lay down; he’s far too tired to do anything about it. A soft plead came from under the pillow that covered his head, shielding him from the sound of plastic against plastic, Eddie succumbing and getting up. “Fine, alright. I’ll go deal with it, you stay here.”

He gave Peter a kiss to his hand, Venom slithering from their spot to rest on Eddie’s shoulder. He slid out of bed, stretching out his arms and yawning. The two children were playing with a toy truck, Carnage tucked inside as May picked up the small vehicle and was about to run it directly towards the wooden bedpost. Eddie didn’t know the first thing about symbiote children but, if it was anything like regular children, he was going to get hurt.

So he quickly dived down to May’s height, holding the plastic truck in his hand and stopping her from allowing the truck to collide. Both children seemed a bit disappointed but Eddie, with an arm keeping his weight up the floor, he placed the toy down. He let out a soft chuckle, May crossing her arms. “Hey! Dad, what was that for?”

“Hey, hey. If you do that, Peter might wake up. Don’t want that, right? God knows how much your father needs to sleep.” Carnage got out the truck, Venom not paying much attention as he got up May’s back and observed from her shoulder, copying his father’s actions. Eddie picked his little girl up from under the arm, Carnage watching as they got up off the floor. “It’s too early in the morning to play with that, alright? Want to go make pancakes with me?”

The children cheered, Eddie moving her so that her top half would rest on his free shoulder, Venom snaking along the back to be closer to the both of them. They found comfort in the two of them, who were happily being carried off to the kitchen, and promptly laid themselves atop May’s head. She giggled, holding on to Eddie as her legs wrapped around him, one arm as a support underneath her as his other was pressed against her back to keep her from falling. 

Peter was fast asleep once more, his snoring an indication as Eddie left the room. He knew well enough that Peter couldn’t hear the door but, out of habit, he made sure the click of it wasn’t too loud. May and Carnage both waved their sleeping father a goodbye, carried off downstairs to the kitchen. It was far too early to be up but it didn’t seem like either of the kids would head back to bed if he tried so he figured he’d give in to it, yawning once he placed them both down on the floor.

May didn’t reach any higher than Eddie’s waist, Carnage trying their best to take advantage of the added height sitting on May’s head gave, though it wasn’t much. He could see the top of the counter, Eddie taking out a box of pancake mix from the cupboard as Venom helped with taking out a small metal bowl, accompanied by a ladle. She didn’t do much- she helped bring over a cup of water and handle her brother not getting too close to the frying pan- but she felt useful.

Venom lazily retracted back into Eddie’s skin, spreading themselves over his ribcage beneath. It was still early in the morning and, despite Carnage and May’s high energy, they just couldn’t deal with anything at the moment. It left Eddie to deal with these two alone, flipping the pancakes and rubbing at his eyes as he stretched and yawned.

“Hey! What the f-heck are you doing?” He had only turned for a moment to grab a plate, returning to see that May had her hands wrapped around Carnage, who had pounced from his perched spot to, what it seemed to Eddie, as directly above the frying pan. It was enough to nearly force an expletive out his mouth before he censored himself, knowing well enough that if he let one loose that he’d never hear the end of it from Peter. 

Their little girl had crawled up the counter, on all fours, hands hovering just above the dangerous kitchenware. 

“Well, he was- he was gonna jump in there. But then I remembered when Papa tried to do this once and he touched the pan.” Ah, right, of course. May was a smart child and, though she was a handful, both Peter and Eddie were impressed with how fast she managed to learn things, especially given who was raising her. Eddie picked her up, placing her back down on the floor with her brother slithering back to her head. 

“Alright. Be careful, okay?” A free hand pats the both of them, the other placing the plate down as he flipped the first pancake on. He picked a piece, gave it a taste, and gave an approving hum. May tore off her own piece, getting one to hand to Carnage as she ate it as well. For tasting purposes, of course. The two of them agreed that this was a good first pancake, which was finished off as Eddie continued to stack one atop the other. “Now, tell me, what’d Papa Peter do, huh?”

“He burned his elbow.” This explains the mark on it, one that Eddie had figured was from a fight and didn’t mention; it was simply a burn. Eddie chuckled, continuing to flip the pancake whenever he deemed it necessary.  Every so often, Eddie would take a glance at the kids, to make sure they weren’t going to cause any more trouble. It was enough that he feared he would turn out just like his own father but, with the added spider-powered daughter and the jelly son, there were a lot more things to worry about on top of his fears.

“Oh, really? Don’t you think the, uh, the spidey sense would’ve stopped him from getting burned?” She was only five, Eddie knew that well, but she was already so smart at this age. It definitely wasn’t preschool, knowing that their regular routine was singing the alphabet and playing around. He figured it might’ve been from his late night ramblings on the latest report he’d been stuck on for that week, with May listening in and Carnage fast asleep.

The man in question was still asleep, pillow over his head and fingers twitching for Eddie’s contact against his body. It managed to wake him up again, groggy and groaning, two fists rubbing at his eyes as he sat up properly. Nobody was here in the room with him, legs moving over the edge of the bed to get downstairs and find out what Eddie was doing with the kids at- what he saw on the clock to be- four fifty-eight. 

{| PETER IS AWAKE, EDDIE. SET A PLATE FOR HIM. |}

Eddie hadn’t noticed the bedroom door click, Venom having returned to perch on his shoulder to watch over their children. May and Carnage were enjoying their early breakfast, syrup set out. Eddie had gotten coffee started, his own plate of breakfast ready. Though, when Venom had caught his attention, he set out another plate for his husband. “Morning, sleepyhead. Kids weren’t too much. Want some pancakes?”

As he stretched and yawned, Peter made his way to Eddie. He placed a kiss on the top of his head, resting his chin on it soon after and wrapping both arms just above his shoulder. Venom moved so as to not get squished, sticking themselves along Eddie’s arm as he gave a kiss to one of the arms. May responded with sticking her tongue out in disgust, Carnage doing something similar. “Ew, dads. We’re right here.”