#[[ what was happening inside my Rick's head: a big ass wikipedia page of kinks ]]

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💞 + Rick, what are your top 5 favorite kinks?

Rick scratches the side of his head. How is he supposed to pick just five things? He isn't into everything, but his policy is that he will try anything at least once and it would be much easier to list the things he's not into. Those are few and he tends to deeply dislike them, so they are an easy list to make.

But that would be too easy, wouldn't it? Besides, as great is for people to know what not to ask from him, he prefers them having an idea of what he likes, because it makes it easier for them to approach him.

"D-Damn, this took a bit of brainstorming. I-I mean, shit, I'm a very navigated guy. S-Some shit they do around the universe? I-It can't even be described in human terms."

And, unfortunately for the asker, that's the kind of stuff he tends to like the most. He can still provide visual explanations, though, if they are really interested.

"A-Alright, if I had to pick the shit that makes my dick really hard, among the shit I can name in English..." His voice trails off for a moment. "B-Bondage, giving and receiving. E-Electrostimulation, mostly receiving. E-Erotic asphyxiation, both. T-Tentacles...obviously receiving. G-Getting frisky where people can catch you, s-so public sex."