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[melien]

Jena💚

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that irving canonically survives through the end of asunder to be at wynne's funeral is so fucking funny to me. nothing but love and respect for MY unstoppable cockroach morally grey machiavellian mage dad!!! he's survived in his position through multiple attempted rites of annulment and blood mage plots popping up left right and center around him. the chantry keeps trying to stamp him out but his dodge game is simply out of this world, divine. civil wars, political machinations and minefields, chantry atrocities, this wily old motherfucker is dodging and weaving his way through it all, not-quite-no-hits-taken-running-it-but-honestly-close-enough-under-the-circumstances style. if solas does succeed in tearing down the veil I would fully believe that one of the like three people still alive at the end of it all would be a very weary 90 year old first enchanter irving going 'oh this shit again huh'. the maker has cursed him for his hubris and his paperwork is never finished (affectionate, it's fine he canonically loves paperwork)

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

me at the end of episode 5 of agatha all along:

[pushing500]

Kwahu had very important matters in mind when he was woken from cryptosleep, but I'm sure Mechi was happy to see him.

Once again, no dubious side effects from Melissa's healing abilities. I'm still not sure if there's even is a downside to her, apart from the hideous cancer-person thing.

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[benoitblanc]

star beast made no sense whatsoever. i'm so happy

[olympiansally]

Dazai: I got captured and will now be reunited with my enemies

The “enemies” when they see Dazai: 🤩😍

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Hello other dad from another universe >:3

I have come to request to rocket jump with you

If not

I shall continue teleporting bread like I've been doing since forever

*spin*

Soldier: Of course!! I will teach you the art of rocket jumping and how to not die and break your legs during the process, private!!

(8/8🍞)

[onbearfeet]

It probably says something about the state of my brain that I have gone from texting hypotheticals to a former EMT to texting hypotheticals to a veterinary nurse.

"Yeah, it's definitely a large dog with poisoning from an unknown source ... nope, super friendly, not aggressive at all ..."

[sp00kies]

BENDY IS GETTING A MOVIE, FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[amynchan]

Finally heard the wisdom saga and MY GIRL IS BACK ASODIFH;AILSDJF;ALISDGH;ALSIDJF;LKSDJFADSKLF ATHENAAAAAA!!!! HGAPDLIK;GJFKLSDFJFDJ

[hoshiumiumi]

@nakaharaswife its like seeing my son come back from the navy

[yourlocalworstnightmare]

One of my favourite quotes from when I read ignite me ( book 3 in shatter me series)

I just thought it was really funny because castle was like just lost in his own head and then there’s this and yeah I laughed out loud for this scene

[codyjey]

I ❤ LWO

[whiskeyswifty]

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[wizards]

Ayo, just discovered your blog and now getting that urge to re-write the whole HP series (or at least The Cursed Child, that gave me trauma) so if this were one of those "IM GONNA DO A CRIME" memes, would you say to me either "YES, ROB A BANK" or "NO, YOU CANT GET BOOKS IN PRISON"?

I’d be “YES, ROB A BANK” while driving you to said bank bc it’s fun to do crimes with ur bestie.

Also cursed child and fantastic beasts doesn’t exist. Nope. Idk them. Don’t care.

[win-writes]

Jouno's voice in the anime (jp) really does something to me like he could sweet talk me into just about anything

jouno's voice (in any type shape and form) has me on my knees he like he could ask me to do anything and i'd just do it