#[[ jesus okay i didn't intend to make it this detailed but alright ]]

[maestro-of-clockwork]

YESS WE ARE INTRIGUED we need a YouTube style story time from you about you commiting vehicular manslaughter cmon!! I love your stories

I stand corrected, at least in your case. Allow me to regale you with the story, then. :)

Last Wednesday morning, I was someplace in Europe, taking in the scenery. I was standing on a bridge that spanned the width of the motorway below. Admiring was what I was originally there to do, really...until my eyes drifted away from it all, and to the cars whizzing by underneath me.

I got to thinking.

Things were too calm, weren't they?

The breakfast I had at a lovely cafe prior to this...the nice chat I had with tourists on the way to the bridge...the gorgeous scenery around me...all of it was entirely without incident.

My unoccupied mind allowed that to echo through it, but not to where it was uncontrollable. I could have easily turned around and ignored it all, but the fact of the matter is that I didn't. Browsing my options, my eyes wandered about until I caught sight of a tanker truck filled with petrol.

What made the situation worse was that truck was also speeding, going fifteen kilometres over the speed limit. The other vehicles behind it were maintaining similar speeds, as well...

Now, I'm sure you're aware of my ability to pause my effect on certain objects, yes? Of course, you are.

Freezing that tanker truck for one second was all it took for the chain reaction to take effect. The cars directly behind it collided into it, and brutally. Due to how sudden the stop was, how fast they were driving, and how heavy the tanker truck was, they crashed in a way that easily resembled crumpling paper.

The truck's driver tried to come to their senses - you could tell it from how erratically they drove - but in their confusion and utter panic, they made the worst choice they could have possibly made and swerved right into another lane as fast as they could...causing the truck itself to tip over on its side. While everyone was trying their damndest to avoid the now-tipped over truck, the petrol spilled out across the motorway because of oncoming cars crashing right into the tank itself.

One after another, after another, after another, they all hideously bashed into each other in their fight to survive...

It felt like hours had passed until it stopped. I knew that it wasn't hours, though, but minutes.

Six minutes.

All of that destruction in six minutes.

I didn't even lift a finger for the rest. All I had to do was take advantage of just one of the many fools who were speeding that morning.

I had to have stood there for minutes on end, simply breathing all of it in. I don't often enjoy the scent of petrol and burnt rubber, but I did that day. It wasn't until the paramedics and policemen arrived that I finally left, and let me tell you that I walked away from the scene with a pep in my step!

I hope you enjoy reading this, Anon. Do let me know if you'd ever like another story...

[fandom-of-pulp-dogs]

hi!! can you please make a hc where the reader and mr pink are ordered to work together as crime partners? and perhaps constant debates and sarcastic remarks progressing into constant😏debates😏and😏sarcastic😏remarks😏 you know?:)))

I love this SO MUCH!! I hope I did this idea justice! :) ALSO I'm so sorry this came out so late but I put a lot of effort into this so I hope you enjoy it!

WARNINGS: ummm cussing and smut (public sex, and insinuated crime and violence lmao ummm and unprotected sex,, I think that's it, I'm sorry if it's not!)

Parings: Mr. Pink X Fem! Reader (I'm sorry if you didn't want a fem reader! I intend on making more GN and male smuts with all the dogs)

Word Count: 2,007

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QUICK A/N: I GAVE MR. PINK A NAME: STERLING HIS NAME IS STERLING FIGHT ME also ik the ask said HC but I'm trying to branch out and get better at my writing so lmk how I did!!

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Working with Mr. Pink was,,, Interesting to say the least

You usually only worked with him on bigger jobs with the other dogs, but Eddie had informed you that Pink and yourself were gonna go on a smaller job together.

As much as you loved all the dogs and loved working with all of them, you were kinda excited to be alone with pink

I mean come on who wouldn’t be excited??

Pink

Mr. Pink is not excited,,, or is he? He is, He is, But he acts likes he not (we all know a tsundere when we see one)

You and pink got along well, you were both sarcastic, witty, professional, and you always compensated for when he didn’t tip

And all the dogs knew there was something between you two, whether you were both crushing or full-on fucking the dogs didn’t, know, but they knew there was something

That’s why this mission was made in the first place, so the dogs could finally get you two alone together, and let’s be honest, though neither knew, you and pink were both grateful ;)

“Hey honey, whatcha need?”

“Hiya babes, I got a job for you and Mr. Pink”

“,,,Just me and Mr. pink?” You put your nail file down and your brows furrowed. “Yep,” Eddie popped the p and waited for your response.

“Works for me, can you give me some details?”

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“Alright, you ready to pretend to be some rich assholes kid?”

“I was born ready honey.” You popped the gum you were chewing.

“Wow, You’re almost a damn professional.” Mr. Pink chuckled sarcastically.

“Oh my god, you’re such a dick.” You replied giggling.

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“HahahaHA Jesus fuckin’ Christ that was GOOD!” Mr. Pink hollered as he got into the car and slammed the door. You giggled along with his remark and got in as well. Lucky no alarms were set off and no one was alerted. Except for the guy you knocked out and locked in the cleaning room, but you don’t think he saw your faces so you guys are good,,,, hopefully.

“That was smooth! Oh my god, that was the best damn run I’ve done EVER!” You exclaimed while looking at the bag of jewels and diamonds you just stole “That’s cuz you’re with me sweetheart, Cuz I’m a-” “Fucking professional ya ya I know.” You rolled your eyes playfully as he did the same. “You ready to head back to meet Eddie?” You looked over at him and he seemed to be in deep thought, looking you up and down.

“How about we grab something to eat?” He looked up at you,,, genuinely. “I thought this was strictly professional?” You used his words against him, smiling as you did so. He huffed, “Not l-like that like we usually do with the- the guys yeah with the guys!” He began to stutter and ramble, causing you to bark a laugh. “I’m just teasing! Common pink I’m kidding okay, I’m sorry okay?” continuing to giggle pink paused his fit and straightened his suit jacket. “Ya ya okay anyways-” “Let’s go eat ya?” He looked at you in disbelief, “Sure.”

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“Are you fuckin’ serious?”

“Deadass! I almost got arrested for that stunt!”

“Goddamn you are wild”

“I know I am.” You winked at causing him to flush bright pink, how ironic.

“Look You don’t have to tell me your name, but I want to tell you mine. My name is Sterling.”

You stared at him, almost awed that the professional just let you know his name. “I,,, I’m honored that you told me your name. Thank you for your trust. M-my names (Y/N).” Giving him a meek but sincere smile, his face lit up. “I-i um” he cleared his throat and loosened his tie. “I-It’s nice to meet you (Y/N)” He gave a charming smile as he leaned back, seeming to gain some confidence and composure. You leaned forward on your elbows and smiled up at him, “So what should we do know?” He looked to the side, “I have an idea, but I don’t know if you’re up for it.”

Let’s just say you were more than up for it.

Sterling pinned you against the wall of the diner’s bathroom. Soft whines escaped your lips as he practically manhandled you. Sliding his knee between your legs, his lips met yours, causing you to smile and grind against him. “Good God. you’re are so fucking hot” Sterling breathed down your neck as your hands made their way to his trousers, unzipping them.

In due time you both had unbuttoned, unzipped, or has completely taken off all necessary clothes to get what you both wanted. Looking at his cock you licked your lips and practically begged, “Can I please suck you off?” And as much as Sterling would love to have his cock down your throat, He needed to be inside of you immediately.

“I love how much you wanna suck my cock I need to be balls deep in your pussy now” He practically growled. Your underwear was already thrown about (Which is very unsanitary in this most likely unclean public bathroom but don’t think about too hard) and so had been your bottoms. Pink lifted you onto the tiny counter, careful to not just set you in the sink. You spread your legs for him and pulled on his now, slightly unbuttoned shirt, to bring him closer. Both lips met and both set of hands began to move at a synced pace. His hands met your hips and he began to massage his way down to your pussy.

Your hands split up, one rubbing his bicep while the other went to tug on his hair. Groans and moans escaped you both as the makeout got hotter and you got wetter. His fingers quickly slid into your tight pussy. As he began fingering you, “uh fuck! Please just fuck me already!” You whined as your hips involuntarily bucked as his fingers slid in and out of you. “Shh keep it down kitten, were still in public, technically.” His mouth met yours to quiet you, and the rough and sloppy kisses were enough to shut you up for now, but that didn’t stop you from grinding on his hand as he continued on fucking you with his fingers. He began to rub slow, continuous circles around your clit causing your breath to hitch. “Hunh- fuck!” Your eyes rolled as sterling smirked, “shh come on doll cum for me I know your close.” He hummed as he focused on trying to hit that one spot over and over again. At this point, he was most definitely jerking himself off while you whined on his fingers.

Your constant whines are interrupted by your own gasp as he hits that one spot. “Fuck! Oh my god please ah~” Sterling’s face of concentration brighten as soon as your breath quickened. “Come on doll cum for me!” With those words of encouragement, you were gone. As he worked you through your orgasm his other hand left his cock and he rubbed your thighs to soothe you.

Your lips met once again as you rested for a minute. After the moment passed he rubbed both your thighs and got himself comfy, standing between your thighs. “You ready sugar?” “Yes, yes please!” Your hands rested on his cheeks as you both look each other in the eyes. You both smiled and giggled at your possibly embarrassing begging. “Just be patient, I want to take my time with you” He lined himself up and slid through your folds, lubing himself with your glistening arousal.

He finally pushed into your snug cunt and groaned, after your initial gasp you said ‘shh remember we’re still in public” smirking as you used his words against him. “For fucks sake I’m just trying to fuck my girl without getting caught and thrown out!” He huffed and you paused, “Your girl?” He also paused. “I-i mean that is if you want I didn’t mean-” You cut him off with an abrupt kiss, saving him from his own word stumbling. “I’d love to be yours” You wholeheartedly smiled up at him and he quickly kissed you again, “Then you, my love, are now mine~” He snapped his hips into yours causing you to moan and whine as he fucks into you.

Sterling tried to keep his groaning to a minimum but that was kinda hard considering your tight wet cunt was greedily sucking in his cock while you moaned and whined, while your tits bounced. “God you’re so fucking tight baby!” he groaned and his grip on your waist got tighter as he fucked into you harder.

“Nuhhhah!” An incomprehensible moan left your throat as you could feel yourself get tighter around his dick. Hands were in a flurry and you gripped his hair (Which he loves) and clawed at his back. “God come on Princess!” Sterling groaned and pushed you over your climax. “Oh my fucking god!” You whined and arched your back, pressing your chest into him. He felt you grow tighter as he fucked you through your orgasm which in turn caused his. As his hips stuttered he whined and fucked into you with what little strength he had left.

“Oohhh fuck!” He slammed into you one last time, letting ropes of his cum flowed into you. You pulsed around him and nuzzled your head into the crook of his neck, letting your arms draped around his torso. He let his head fall back and took a few breaths, gain composure and strength.

“That was incredible- you are incredible.” He huffed and lifted your chin up to meet his eyes. “You aren’t half bad either.” You smiled. “Goddamnit I’m trying to give you a compliment, I’m trying to be nice and- and here you are acting like a brat!” He teased as you laughed and relaxed in his arms. You both untangled yourselves from each other, causing soft moans and groans to leaves both lover’s lips. Sterling helped clean you up and dress you, causing you to smile at the love he was showing.

“What are you smiling at? Are you still laughing at your little joke earlier?” “No no, I was just thinking about how much I genuinely like you.” You smiled up at him and his face softened. A sincere smile spread across his face and he kissed you softly. Filled with love and passion. That’s when you both knew you were partners in crime. In a diner bathroom right after you both had sex, and Ya know what? That was the perfect way to find love. At least in your eyes, it was.

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BONUS:

“Why the hell are you guys back so late?” Eddie questioned. You and Mr. Pink frantically looked at each other. “We hide for a bit, just in case we were gonna run into cops or be followed.” You quickly, yet hopefully in a prevaricating manner, responded. “Alright well did you get the jewels?” He asked. “Of course we got ‘em.” Mr. Pink tossed the bag of stolen goods onto a nearby table and began to light a cigarette You smiled at the ground and the other dogs look your way then at each other.

They were in a meeting for an upcoming heist when you and pink made your appearance. As they were talking business they had also been talking about you and Sterling. Making comments on how you were both most definitely fucking while on the job. But they were only joking,,, until you both came in late and were obviously lying about coming in late. They were screaming in their heads but didn’t say a word out loud.

After a few minutes of talking with joe you and sterling left. Snickers filled the room. Then cackles. The knee slaps soon followed. They couldn’t fucking believe it took how many months for you two to get together, but they were happy nonetheless. The next week you guys met up you and sterling undoubtedly left with red hot faces.