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[liiixsturniolos]

♱ chris sturniolo (nsfw) alphabet ♱

not requested*

(smut warning!, letters of the alphabet as headcannons chris would do)

A ... (how he is after sex?)

Aftercare. Chris loves it weirdly enough. He will of course clean you up gently. He'll stroke your hair, hold you in his arms, and rub your shoulder. Often he'll make you food after.

B ... (fav body part?)

Body part. Chris' favourite body part of yours, quite obviously your ass. He's a big PDA guy. He'll grab it as you walk, slap it when you walk up stairs, stare at it when you turn around, He's pervy with it but it's funny.

C ... (cum)

Cum. This man is a lil freaky with it. He'll come on your tits when you let him, your stomach, mouth. He lowk has a slight breeding kink/cream pie thing.

D ... (Dirty secrets?)

Dirty secret. This man has loadsss of nasty thoughts and shit he'd love to do. He's a little perverted ngl. I'm sure you can imagine.

E ... (experience?)

Experience. Chris really isn't too experienced, he's only had sex with about 4 women before you. He will of course act like he's fucked hundreds, but he hasn't, and you could sort of tell.. you had to teach him how to slow down.

F ... (fav position?)

Favourite position. This man wants you in missionary. Let's be real. He wants to see your face. But he's definitely open to any other positions. He'll try anything you ask for.

G ... (How good is he?)

Good. This man is reallll goooood. He will try almost* anything too.

H ... (hair....?)

He's clean, not fully hairless but trimmed LMFAO. In regards to you, he doesn't mind. However you're happy with it, he's happy too.

I ... (intimacy?)

He's sweet. Although he's a rough guy sometimes he can switch it up too. He holds your hand through it when he can, likes to watch your face and kiss you too.

J ... (Jacking off?)

Surprisingly, not as often as you expected. And almost always to pictures of you, especially before you guys started dating the guy would stroke his shit to every one of your tiktoks or insta posts.

K ... (what are his kinks?)

Kinks. He has a little breeding thing, wants to get you pregnant BAD. And maybe a little degradation but never too mean, he could never be mean to you.

L ... ( favourite place to do it?)

Location. He's a fan of public sex, but that's often hard to get away with. So he'll opt to tease you under a table with his fingers scoping out your inner thigh. He likes table tops, and bathroom counters to pin you against.

M ... (what gets him going?)

Motivation. Seeing you in slutty outfits. Fucking loves you in a skims dress where he can see your shape, loves you in lacy underwear.

N ... (what he wouldn't do.)

No. Anal stuff is definitely off limits. Him, you, he doesn't care nobody's goin' near his asshole and he ain't gonna go near yours. He's not into anything too rough either, like knife play and blood, he cares about you alot, it's not just lust. He wants to make sure you're always safe.

O ... (oral?)

Oral. He will 100% eat you out with delight. for example, my blurb HERE ... You'll return the favour every now and again.

P ... ( what pace will he go at?)

Pace. He can be fast, but you've taught him how to wait a little, and how to be slower. He will switch between his paces. Depends on how you both feel.

Q ... (opinions on quickies?)

He likes 'em. But sometimes not, he likes to take his time with you. He actually likes the whole foreplay stuff, he likes making out and running his hands through your hair, or kissing your neck.

R ... (risky?)

He is down to take risks with semi-public sex. He loves fucking you on the couch and just hoping his brothers don't come in.

S ... (how long can he go for?)

Stamina. He will go for as long as you like. As long as your up for it, he'll go twenty more times.

T ... (is he into toys?)

Toys. Yeah, sure. On you though. He'd happily mess around with a vibrator on you. He'd definitely be a bitch with it though, teasing you and edging you until you beg him to stop, pleading to let you shut your legs as he holds it there longer.

U ... (is he unfair?)

Unfair. Is he Unfair with you? Tease you? He's never selfish, but will tease you a little on occasion, especially if you've been bratty and bitchy that day, he wants a sliver of revenge but eventually he has to give in to your moans and begs to let you come.

V ... (how loud is he?)

Volume. He is LOUDDD, you will litterly have to put your hand over his mouth sometimes. This man is grunting and whining like there's no tommorow.

W ... (what are his insane fantasies?)

Wild cards. He secretly wants you to suck him off as he drives. It's a dirty and illegal thought. You would do it though. HERE is an idea of what it'd be like...

X ... (what's he got?)

X- Ray. He's big. He cocky about it too.

Y ... (how highs his sex drive?)

Yearning. He's pretty horny, pretty often. Works out well for the both of you..

Z ... (bitch I have nothing..)

Hope you liked this thanks for reading!

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[squinch-depraved]

jschlatt or Ted nsfw alphabet please? 🙏

aight here's schlatt i'm having a lot of fun doing these so i hope y'all are enjoying

A (aftercare- what they're like after sex): i think he's super, super attentive. like he will not leave you alone until he's sure you're all taken care of and cleaned up

B (body part- their favorite on themself and their partner): he likes his chops because you always say they feel good when you sit on his face, and on you he likes your tits

C (cum- anything to do with cum): he loves cumming in you for sure but also down your throat

D (dirty secret of theirs): steals your underwear after sex quite often (see this post for more)

E (experience- how experienced are they): he's had a few partners and knows what he's doing but will still make sure to listen to you and your reactions so he knows what works with you and what doesn't

F (favorite position): riding him with you, like, burying your face in his neck. it feels so intimate and he loves it

G (goofy- are they serious? humorous? etc.): occasionally goofy but tries to keep things either romantic and sensual or rough and carnal. like he'll joke every now and then but doesn't make a point to be funny sometimes it just happens

H (hair- how well groomed/does the carpet match the drapes?): will trim occasionally to keep things neat but like doesn't care too much about it

I (intimacy- how romantic are they?): i feel like he can be very romantic when he's not being super intense like i feel like he really enjoys soft and sweet sex with his partner

J (jorkin' it- how often?): have u heard how much he talks ab gooning like it has to be at LEAST once a day

K (kink/s?): breeding, lactation, feederism (slightly), mommy kink

L (location- favorite place/s to have sex): he's a simple man- bed, couch, or over a counter

M (motivation- what gets them going): arguing with you/seeing you argue with someone else, rlly domestic moments with you like seeing you take care of the cats or watching you cook

N (no- turn offs, dealbreakers): anything in public or at his desk/in his streaming area, recording him is also a no go

O (oral- prefers giving, receiving? skill level?): y'know, i was gonna say giving but i really feel like he would prefer receiving (he's still amazing at giving head don't get me wrong)

P (pace- fast & rough? slow & loving?): if he's being romantic, it's gentle and so, so full of love, but if he's in a different mood it's fast and hard

Q (quickies- their opinion on them): does them for you whenever you need them but like he said in that one sleep deprived clip it takes him forever to cum so like. it's all for you. i can totally see him making a game out of it and trying to get you to finish faster each time

S (stamina- how many rounds? how long do they last?): literally as long as you need him to. if you really tried, you could prob make him cum in, like, an hour? but it takes a lot of work

R (risk- are they down to experiment?): i mean, he will for you, but nothing in public, no recording anything, and don't even think about telling anyone the kind of things you get him to do for you because he'd be so embarrassed

T (toys- do they own toys?): owns a wand for you, a bluetooth vibrator, and a few plugs. (whether they're his or yours i'm not saying)

U (unfair- do they like to tease?): extremely unfair if provoked!! if you behave yourself, you'll be fine. but if you're a brat he's gonna absolutely break you

V (volume- how loud they are): usually soft moans and grunts if he's in charge but get him in sub mode and he'll whimper and whine for you nonstop

W (wild card): not surprising at all but he loves subbing and being pegged

X (x-ray- under their clothes): approximately 8 inches, uncut, has a vein running along it that drives him crazy when you run your tongue along the length of it

Y (yearning- how high is their sex drive?): a bit above average, can go whenever you need him but requests it himself at least every other day

Z (zzz- how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?): once you're all clean and taken care of he is out like a light dude he passes tf out and you gotta deal with his snoring

[dark-swan-baby]

Nsfw George Clark

a= Aftercare (what they're like after sex): George is very good with aftercare he's really sweet he always cleans you up he runs you a nice warm shower and washes your hair

b= body part (their favorite of theirs and their partner):  he loves his beard the man takes care of it 24/7 now his favourite thing about you is your hands he loves kissing them like a true gentleman

c=cum (anything to do with cum): loves cumming on your back idk he seems like a backshots guy 😭

e=experience (how experienced are they): I mean hello look at the man he's like a Greek god but yes he definitely has experience he's not a total man whore (not that we slut shame away) but yeah he definitely knows what he's doing

d=dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs): in highschool or what ever they call the teenage school places I'm from Australia idk if it's different but yeah in highschool he fucked you in one of his mates beds

f=favorite position: he gives off doggy vibes but secretly loves reverse cowgirl

g= goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): he's pretty serious he knows what he wants and how you want it but when the two of you have drunk sex it's a giggling mess

h= hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) : he's well groomed George seems like the type to be super super hygienic

i= intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) : he's very romantic whispering sweet words in your ears telling you how much he loves you true gentleman

j= jack off (masturbation headcanon: he doesn't jack off to much because he has you but loves to have a good wank every now and again

k= kink (one or more of their kinks) : dirty talk and bondage seems the type

l= location (favorite places to do the do) : The shower

m= motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) : when you get jealous from all his fan girls and guys he finds it hot

n= no (something they wouldn't do, turn-offs) : Pegging

o= oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) : man is sooo good at giving but lovessss receiving he's a bit of both tbh

p= pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) : slow and rough

q= quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) : prefers sex so he can take his time showering you with love

r= risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) : surprisingly not really he's just doesn't really get it

s= stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...) : four rounds on a good day but usually one or two

t=  toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) : yes on you no on him he likes making you whine

u= unfair (how much they like to tease) : very he probably does a lot of foreplay and jokes to piss you off

v= volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make) :he grunts and sometimes moans

w= wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) : your safe word is bananas I don't know why just is has been since the two of you started dating

x= x-ray (let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words) : thicker than it is long I would say 6 inches

y= yearning (how high is their sex drive?) : pretty high sex drive not constantly craving it but pretty much

z= zzz (... how quickly they fall asleep afterward) : he'll check up on you then will pass out snoring

I'm so so Sorry this came so late I've had like massive writers block not that I have much writing skills lol - also not proofread I hope you enjoyed this one :)

[theehorsepusssy]

The old hood

A. Cucina! Cucina! Was a shitty chain restaurant I managed at the Rose Garden arena (1997-2004) paid well, free food. I weighed nearly 300 lbs

B. Red Lion Hotel parking lot. Where I had to park on game days. Busted smoking pot out of a beer can with my boss. Huge rats and feral cats. Surprised I didn't get fired....or rabies.

C. Memorial Coliseum. I dropped The Red Hot Chili Peppers spaghetti take out order and had to run back to restaurant to replace. Took it back unaccompanied, was waved thru and wandered around backstage trying to find who to give it to. Nearly ended up on stage holding a take out pan of spaghetti during Give It AwayNow

D. Jags was a bar in the hotel where I would go play Video Poker when I was too tweaked to be around customers at my job. It eventually became a Detox center and sober house years later. Fucked a couple straight guys who liked to get freaky for meth hanging out near here

E. Budget motel. Had sleazy sex here a couple times in 90s

F. Warehouse where they held Mr Drummer leather 1990 maybe. my friend stood me up and I was alone.....on acid . There was a sex party afterward-$20 . Large room covered in unrolled black garbage bags. Coil's Hellraiser soundtrack played. I was tripping balls. Saw guys climbing up on a dudes wheelchair and face fucking him. Saw someone getting fisted for first time. Was told to leave while getting a titty twister from leather daddy. Years later, my friend turned the downstairs into Dirty Little Secret salon/spa and that stupid Eagles song "dirty little secret, dirty little lies, dirty little fingers in everybody's pies" gets stuck in my head and I think of the aforementioned fisting I witnessed

G. Walgreens I went to daily. Where to buy needles with a side of eye roll because I would confuse my insulin size order with the dope size other order. No ATM fees there.

H. Head Shop across from Franks Noodle House. Lousy meth pipe selection. If any. Dunno. I never smoked it always some trick would whine that they would only smoke and we'd end up here.

I. Lloyd Center mall. The bottom level bathroom was a decent place to poop when I was homeless for a while

J. The park I had registered as my "home" when I was homeless.

K. The hotel where I went to a Craigslist sex party and the host had a suitcase full of Ethyl Chloride cans and huffed so much we thought he died for a moment. Half the guys attending kept repeating " I'm straight, I've never done this before" I wish I had a camera

L. My mom worked here. I avoided these blocks for years, afraid of bumping into her while I was high

M. Tony Roma's Ribs. This was an occasional night out for me and Robert 1992-95. There used to be street whores on MLK back then

N. Hotel to party at. Call girls worked this one hard. You could still smoke in the rooms

O. The Red Robin I worked at for 2 weeks 1996. Worst job ever. I was told to learn to steal cuz no one tips. It was true

P. Courtyard Marriot. I would use lobby ATM for dope money if I was in a hurry. Met a online hookup there many years earlier who used a fake pic. Got there and dude was like 500lbs and asks if I can give him some meth and i ask how much he want to spend and fat boy gets all cheap and wants free and I'm thinking if I want to try and rob him before a moment of clarity and I leave

Q. The McDonald I got "groceries" at the last year I was using. I ate maybe once a week. I weighed 150lbs. It's by a Burger King that never had any customers the 20 years I was in the area. Is it a mirage? Is it haunted? Is it a money laundering front?

R. The 7/11 where I bought Camel Lights and Diet Mt Dew everyday. The old owners would whip out their shotguns when robbed. The new owners just let the robbers take the money

S. The seminary and Catholic church. You would see priests with unaccompanied minors at the Wendys across street. Suspicious. One night I was out smoking a cigarette and all the Catholics came marching out of the church playing Jesus dress up for Easter and the parade passed me and one dude thought I looked destitute and whipped out some cash for me and all Bless You my child or some shit. I was gonna give it back but went up to 7/11 for cigarettes and Diet Mt Dew. Thanks Jesus!

T. The Merrick. Casa de Horsepussy 2009-2016. 90% of all those old pics I post are on that block

U. Serene Court (a.k.a. Syringe Court) apartments.Used to be cheapest apartments in downtown area when I first moved here. Was exotic to cross the river from downtown proper to buy a bag of crank in this spooky old place

V. The Yards. I had an employee who sold pot lived here. I had to fire him. It was awkward as fuck

W. The Greyhound station was where to find heroin from someone who sold to someone I knew. Probably an open fent market these days

X. The Main Post Office. I had a meth dealer 2002ish that would mail tweak to NYC cuz those people would pay ridiculous price for an 8ball. He would get nervous about going in saying he was too high and have me mail it. Only later did he tell me what was in package

Y. Fancy loft area where one time I was having very intense drug induced roll play sex with some guy and he was veering into some script where I was his wife who drugged his beer and yeah, ok but then I think he just wanted a beer but it was all blurred reality with the sex game and I put 2 Zyprexa in his beer bottle and dude went down...hard. I had to dress him and get him back to his loft but he was practically dead from the sedatives and I didn't know where he lived exactly and just kind of rolled him out the car onto the curb off Lovejoy and sped off at 4am.

Z. My dad worked at some building under the 405. I lived a few blocks up the street and would find other routes to walk to the arena for fear of running into him

[secret-sturniolo]

nsfw alphabet - matt sturniolo

a/n - These are just my opinions, so if you don't agree, just be respectful please. And don't worry, I'm doing Chris next!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

This man is the king of aftercare. I'm talking running a warm bath/shower or getting you some of his clothes to wear.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on himself is probably his hands, because he knows his partner loves them. Matt is definitely a boob guy, so whether they are big or small he loves your boobs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His favorite way to cum is when you are in missionary and he can just pull out and cum on your stomach.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would NEVER admit this to you, but he loves when you dom him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's definitely not the most experienced before you, maybe 1-2 bodies max, but he still knows what hes doing. If he doesn't know something, he's not afraid to ask you to show him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He's a sucker for missionary. He loves to be able to kiss you and see your face while hes fucking you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's definitely down to have fun with things, but knows when the right moment is for jokes and when to stay serious. He would never want to hurt your feelings or make you think he's laughing at you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it trimmed short to avoid any awkwardness, and it's his personal preference.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's constantly telling you how much he loves you, he doesn't want to give off the impression that hes just using you for a quick fuck. He definitely likes to set the mood to make you feel special.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He rarely masturbates, only if hes desperate and you're not around to help him. He would much rather have your hands on him than his own.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like he gives off praise kink vibes, constantly wanting reassurance that he's doing a good job making you feel good. Other than that, hes not really a kinky guy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Definitely the bedroom. He likes to have privacy so he can take his time with you. He also likes to fuck you in the shower every once in a while.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Gentle kisses to his jaw and neck drive him crazy. He's also a sucker for subtle teasing, like when you rest your hand on his thigh and slowly move it higher and higher.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not into anything like degradation or impact play because hes so scared of hurting you, physically or emotionally. Also, he's not into anal. He loves your ass, but not being inside it. (lol)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He will never say no to a blowjob, but he loves making his girl feel good. Let's just say he's called Matt the Munch for a reason.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can definitively do both, but he always makes sure to ask you how you want him before you do anything.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If it's been a while and a quickie is the only opportunity you have, he will gladly take it, but he prefers to take his time with you, even if that means waiting a little longer.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He will try almost anything once, but only if you are okay with it and want it too.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1-2 rounds max, he tends to get tired after he cums and just wants to cuddle.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's not a fan of toys, both for himself and for you, because he doesn't like watching something that's not his dick make you feel good.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease you to a certain extent, but eventually he can't take it anymore and just wants his hands all over you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Definitely grunts and moans into your ear, but hes not crazy loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

On days when hes tired or just wants to mix it up, he loves watching you ride him, using his cock to make you feel good (and hes not afraid to tell you how much he likes it.)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's not huge, but the size is perfect for you. He's proportional in length and girth, just the right amount of everything to fill you up perfectly.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a higher sex drive, but also knows how to turn it off when it's not the right moment.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Give him a couple minutes, and he's out like a light (after he takes care of you first, of course.)

[w0rmss]

Hal Jordan nsfw alphabet

as stated.

Please request I'm running out of ideas

Tried to keep it gender neutral

Enjoy

A: Aftercare: Hal is good at after care. Soon as you've both came down from your highs he's handing you water and asking you what he needs to do for you

B: Body part. His. He love his dick like thinks it's the best thing. You. He loves your calfs. No matter if they're toned or not he loves them especially when they're over his shoulders

C: Cum. He finishes on your stomach and licks it off. No I will not elaborate do with that what you will

D: Dirty little secret. He gets off on uou doing house work. He will never tell you and will act like he just happened to be horny but no. It was you ding the dishes or cooking making him a snack or simply greeting him when he comes home. Bro is rock hard from that

E: Experience. Man whore!!!

F: favourite position. Missionary with your legs on his shoulders. (Idk if it has a different name I couldn't find it) he loves the fact it cam be a slow and intimate position and a rough and hard one.

G: Goofy. He doesn't take sex overly seriously but he isn't cracking jokes or laughing you know.

H: Hair. When he's on world he's really well groomed. Might even get waxed in the hotter months. but when he's off world or just back. It's a fully messy bush that take a few days to get under control again especially if it was a long mission. It's not that he can't keep it trimmed due to lack of tools he just doesn't have time or the energy to do so off world.

I: Intimacy. He loves leaning down to kiss your during sex or holding your hands during the softer moments. But he also likes being rough with you and rearranging your insides so.

J: jacking off. He will when off world for long periods of time. To photos videos or thoughts of you. He keep Polaroids of you naked or in sexy situations for when tech doesn't work or might be a risk.

K: Kinks. Slight daddy kink slight. He also likes marking both receiving and giving to remind both of you about eachother when you're apart. He also really really like rough sex

L: location. Anywhere. Bed shower kitchen alley space ship aircraft. THE SKY. He's down for anything so you name it he'll do it

M: Motivation. As said domestic stuff. You in his clothes too. Being apart for a while and just seeing you in person afterwards.

N: Nos. Sharing. Hal Jordan dies not and will not share especially you.

O: Oral. He loves it when you give him head. He loves watching you take him in loves your mouth. He'll give obviously and he's good too but he prefers it when you do it to him. He loves it when you get yourself of while sucking him off.

P: Pace. He can do slow and soft but he prefers it fast and rough.

Q: Quickies. Yes. He loves them. Anytime any place. He's down for a quicky before moving on like it never happened.

R: Risks. He's down for a lot. Bro is horny af especially around you so along as it is not death causing he's so down.

S: Stamina. He can go for a while 3 maybe 4. He's a lantern his Stamina is high and his sex drive is higher

T: Toys. Yes. (More detailed in wild card. ;) )

U: Unfair. Will edge you for a while. Will then proceed to overstimulated the fuck out of you. He'll also make flirty jokes squeeze your ass and just torment you till you eat him fuck you. (Consensually. )

V: Volume. Loud. And he's a groaner. Man doesn't know the meaning of stfu

W: Wild card. He uses his ring to make sex toys. Dildos cuffs rope vibrators (I think they should be able to do that) he'll sit there using his ring to overstimulate you while he scrolls on his phone or channel surfs

X: X ray. Packing 7 long 4 wide. He always has lube on him like always

Y: Yearning. He want you 25 fucking 7. Horndog and a half

Z: zzz. Depends sometimes he's awake for a while after others his out as soon as his head hits the pillow.

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[bunnie-online]

── ⋆⋅lucifer nsfw alphabet⋅⋆ ──

warnings: 18+ ONLY. MINORS DNI fem!reader, somnophilia mention, daddy kink mention, general horniness☝🏽😔

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

~♡• Luci's favorite form of aftercare is 100% physical affection, he'd wrap you in his arms and stroke your hair until you both fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

~♡• for him? his back/wings. he knows they're impressive and it feeds his ego to watch the reaction he gets when he unfurls them. for you? he's and ass man, no ifs, ands or butts (haha pls laugh) about it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

~♡• he cums sooo hard, i'm talking shaking, eyes rolling back, wings flapping, etc. one time he came so hard that he accidently broke skin from biting you. (you liked it)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

~♡• he'll never tell anyone but his long time partner but he's really into somnophillia, like receiving. he wants you to use him while he's sleeping, he'd love to wake up to his cock in your mouth.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

~♡• very much so, he kinda went on a broken hearted whore spree after him and Lilith broke up, something about filling a void left by a loved one by filling up someone else or whatever.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

~♡• doggy or reverse cowgirl, he's an ass man! any position that gets him a full view of your ass, he's down

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

~♡• c'mon, are we talking about the ducky man?! he's goofy for sure but if you're deep in a kinky scene or you need some soft lovin' he'll be serious

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

~♡• he's trimmed for sure, and yeah... the same gorgeous golden locks travel south, if ya catch my drift ;)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

~♡• he tries to be as light hearted as possible but if you're having a romantic romp, he's gonna be praising you with every thrust. stroking your cheek or your hair. just overall being so loving and attentive

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

~♡• if you two aren't living together, he's jacking off at least 3 times a week. he has a high drive but nothing compares to burying his cock inside you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

~♡• oh he has a ridiculous Daddy kink, argue with the wall lmao, he also loves some BDSM, and choking

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

~♡• at home, specifically the bedroom, that's the only thing that isn't outta the blue when fucking him, he likes to stick to the classics there

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

~♡• sitting on his lap, running your hands through his hair, oh and calling him Daddy is a sure fire way to let him know you need railed asap

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

~♡• he might have a Daddy kink but he doesn't fuck with ageplay

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

~♡• he definitely prefers giving and oh boy does he show it, he has you coming undone in three minuets flat most of the time. but he will happily lay back and let you suck him off, he loves seeing that pretty little face of yours full of his cock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

~♡• honestly, it depends on the day, mostly he has rough thrusts will medium pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

~♡• eh not often, when he has you he wants to savor you. he's got to be desperate to cum to have a quickie

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

~♡• he's down to try almost anything once, he does have his limits though

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

~♡• he maxes out at 4 rounds, around 15-20 minuets for the first two rounds and 10 for the last two

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

~♡• he loves toys, the more the merrier. he loves to push you to the limit when he fucks you. he'll be pounding into you while holding a vibrator to your most sensitive parts, making you cum over and over again

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

~♡• oh he's a tease but he can't handle being teased. he'll tease you to tears but if you try to get him back he'd give up almost immediately

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

~♡• ooof my favorite question, he's loud. he moans and groans and whines. he's the type of man that moans "I'm gonna cum... oh.. oh fuck.. I'm cumming" or he'll just repeat "I'm cumming.. I'm cumming..!" when he's releasing inside of you. he does it in such a delectably whiny voice, he almost sounds pathetic... it's so sexy. (hi im bunnie and i have a wicked voice kink)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

~♡• he's a hair puller, he loves grabbing a fistful of your hair and yanking on it as hard has he can. he loves seeing your eyes instantly roll to the back of your skull.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

~♡• 7in length, 1.5 in girth and curves slightly upward

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

~♡• he's a pretty horny being, on a scale from 1-10 hes an 8.5

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

~♡• he tries his hardest to make sure you fall asleep before he does, he wants to provide proper aftercare, especially after those super long sessions. but there have been one or two times he's fallen asleep before you, which he goofily and thoroughly apologized for the next morning

~~~~~~~~~~

i've never done one of these before! that was sooo fun!

~bunnie

[mamadovie]

Hi! I'm the one who requested the fem!vamp!DB with Kaidan, and I wanted to say I absolutely LOVE how you wrote that! The conflict, the resignation, the way you described the hunger...*chef's kiss* ADORED IT SO MUCH!! 💜

Now I return to ask if you write for Brynjolf lol, and if so could I request for a NSFW alphabet for him? There's just something about Bryn that makes me go feral sometimes 😂 but if that's not your cup of tea then that's perfectly okay!

(Also if you're cool with "assigning" emojis to some anons, could I be 🥝 lol)

.𖥔 ݁ ˖⠀ ⠀ ⠀𐙚 BRYNJOLF.

A N: No way? Mama Dovie is alive?! Also, hello 🥝 thank you so much. That means a lot to me, I love having feedback sm. 🫀

A B O U T: NSFW ALPHABET (Brynjolf Version)

W A R N I N G S: NSFW CONTENT, MDNI.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Brynjolf changes depending how long you have been together.

At first, while it's still fresh and - to him - not a commitment, you both do your thing and call it a day.

But, once he realises how much he loves you and how strong your bond is, he is the most attentive man to ever exist. Stroking your back as you cuddle up to him, he's whispering illegible things as you drift off to sleep and he feel comfortable the most in those moments where peace resides between you two and the world.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On you: your hair. He loves to tug and pull it, knot his fingers in it, push it to the side before he presses kisses against your skin, to smell it as he buries his nose in the crook of your neck, and to play with it as you cuddle afterwards.

On him: his hands and, of course, his dick. He loves to see you swallow the length of either his fingers or his dick, the way they make you feel and how they look in your mouth as you wrap your lips around them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Brynjolf is a filthy bastard and he loves a good mess. It only means the exercise was worth it once you're both slick with wetness, sweat and, obviously, his cum. To run it along your bottom lip, the sight of it on your stomach could make him push another round. Yeah. He likes to get down and dirty.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's had thoughts of fucking you in the training room where people could possibly walk in on you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

... Are you kidding me? He's experienced, that's all you need to know.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves giving you backshots, grabbing your ass and dragging your body against his dick.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Mhm. Not goofy. But you have your moments when accidents or mishaps occur.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's got hair, no doubt about that. He has hair on the chest, the works. But, he's not werewolf-type of hairy. He keeps himself in check.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is intimate afterwards. But during? No. If he's going to fuck you, he's going to fuck the lights out of you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates a lot, but when you're dating him, he doesn't as much anymore because you're there.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

About maturbation, he likes it mutually. To watch each other as you work on yourselves while itching to touch each other instead.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere that's dark enough to hide yourselves and the least crowded. He likes the thrill of it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A bad day? He's ready. A good one? He's ready. Tired? He's ready. Hungry? He's ready (to eat you). Long story short, it doesn't take him much to gain motivation. All he needs is the nod from you, and he's ready.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

With others. You're his. End of.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He is a certified munch. He lovesss to give head. It's one of his trades, actually. A professional. He'd have his arms between your legs for hours if he could.

Also, whenever you give him head, he takes a grip of your hair and he's the type to control your head as you work your mouth on him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This man is roughhh, he knows how to hit every spot that makes every curve and edge of your body react. But, this doesn't mean he's careless, he knows how to fuck you right. He's rough, but sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He only likes a quickie if he's goin' down on you, he can't have your hands 'n lips on him without fuckin' youuuu, he's got no self control in that regards; he prefers not to have quickies because he likes to take him time on you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Fucking while on a mission... Him fucking your brains out on some nobles bed before slipping out the windows with his bag full of valuables and his balls empty, brrr, it turns him on even thinkin' of it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Age truly is just a number 'cause this man has stamina and knows how to use it right.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He can and will use toys, that all depends on you and what you want.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's definitely a tease - the type to rile you up at dawn and only touch you by dawn, he loves to see you squirm, wanting more.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Bryn likes to hear you, and if your react to his deep grunts and raspy comments, he'll put a show on if that means you'll present your pleasure to him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's the type to lust over you before you're an item, fisting his dick at the simplest of thoughts from that day when you bent over in front of him in the training room.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's thickkk. He's got a healthy length, two hands, and a bit. Enough to cause a tear to roll down your cheeks <3.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I'd say average for a man, and men are known to be horny bastards, so take that as whatever you'd like to believe... (he's always ready to fuck).

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He likes to stay up late, enjoying the silence as he listens to your breathing, the feeling of your hair against his fingers as he empties his mind.

[savebylou]

Louis & Louies' messages on the Live Album.

I transcribed all the messages of the album that Louies wrote as well as the message of Louis so is easier to read it. All of them are organized by photo.

The birmingham show will stay in my mind for a long time as one of the happiest nights of my life, it was really special, thank you louis <3 - Lucy H

You motivate me to have faith in the future that despite the moments we can move foward - Alejandra D

You are the greatest I love you so much lots of love and support from Pakistan - Alina K

Being able to hear "Chicago" in Chicago was an amazing experience as someone who grew up in Chicago. It made the song feel unique - Amy S

Thank you Louis for sharing this live album with us, for including us fans. It means the absolute world to us. WE LOVE YOU!!! - Archisha D

Thank you for coming to Greece, it means the world to us greek fans <3 - Efi C

Louis' live shows are truly my happy place- so grateful to have experienced them as they've helped me through so much! - Julia S

The Brisbane show was unlike anything I've experienced. The crowd was a wall of sound, support and strength for Louis. Amazing! - Karly O

Is super special for me to be involved in all these moments. I feel like I'm part of a family :) - Lais C

This album means everything to me! Hearing it live was one of the best experiences in my life! - Lovis W

Louis Tomlinson's tour just made everything better ❤️ ❤️- Megan I

This album moved me in many ways and was even better to hear live at concert. To go through the emotions, us together, was mighty, a gift. - Merel VP

Thank you for doing these live versions, now I feel part of the concert even if I couldn't go. Love you so much! - Milena M

This tour has given me SO much! It's awesome to connect with other people that enjoy and love the same music as you do. Love from Costa Rica - Priscilla A

Dear Louis. Your world tour rocked! Thanks for sharing your passion and talent with us all. Can't wait for what's next! #LouisTomlinsonTour - Mitali J

So happy that I was born in an era in which Louis Tomlinson exist :))))) - Niayesh N

Louis being at your shows is the definition of happiness and joy. You gave your all at the shows and we couldn't ask for more - Nora Z

Louis tour was amazing and will always hold a special place in my heart. Being able to experience the shows again through LIVE is a gift - Olivia R

Seeing you and listening to your music was the best feeling ever. All the love x - Daria O

This tour has been an unfforgettable tour that'll undoubtedly remain in the memory of all of us who have attended. We love you Louis - Paulina E

My favorite memory of the tour is when he played the greatest. The atmosphere made goosebumps run through my body. Hope to see you soon - Payton N

It was amazing to see you on tour in London and I had the best night! The atmosphere in the o2 was incredible! Thank you for the memories! - Rebekah J

Thank you for making me feel seen! So proud of you and everything you've achieved! - Rhiannon J

Thank you for this. Thank you for making me feel included. Thank you for making me feel home <3- Saida N

Ir al concierto de tu artista favorito es un sentimiento completamente inefable, y con LIVE, es posible recordar esos lindos momentos -Brida H [translation: Going to a show of your favorite artist is a sentiment that words can't explain and with LIVE is possible to remember those beautiful moments]

Thank you for the chance to make so many amazing, lovely, talented and kind new friends <3 - Sam W

Listen to this album feels like a celebration to all that Louis has achieved in his solo career! He make us fans feel so proud!! - Smital P

It's crazy that I'm from the other side of the world to you but still listen to your music!! You have come so far! I love you !! - Sienna MB

Louie, Melbourne Concert was perfection - nearly lost my voice from singing every song. Your music brings pure happiness. Thank you forever - Stacey K

Louis your music resonates deeply, touching hearts with its autenticity. Thank you for sharing your talent and being an inspiration - Tae M

Louis is the reason I've got myself surrounded by people whom I can call family. Forever proud of you and your accomplishments. - Navya P

Genuinely the best experience of my life! I've never had so much fun and it was just the best atmosphere and the loveliest people!! - Tiggy S

Thank you for being your autentic self, and allowing us to do the same - Vera S

Thanks for the memories of a lifetime you gave us with these 2 tours. I had the BEST time. Always by your side. - Victoria V

My first concert experience was yours and to be honest, it couldn't be more amazing! - Doğa B

memories, relationships, the opportunity to live my best life is something that I will always associate with this tour, thank you for that - Wiktoria P

I'll never forget the feeling and the love of the crowd in Bilbao - Daniela M

Louis came to my home country and I went alone to the concert. I met so many amazing people. I didn't feel alone for a second :) - Yoana I

You will always be the person i adore the most <3 - Sofia R

love you louis, very proud of you x x - Kayley N

i'm so proud of you <3- Abi R

louis thank you for making life easier <3 -Aina J

you are incredible I saw you three times live and I loved each time. Thanks to you I met the most special people in the world. Ti amo -Gulia A

Experiencing both tour alongside Louis is something us fans we will never forget. Thank you Louis for the environment you've created for us -Aleena H

I'm in love with the way you think faith in the future is such a great concept as well as an album <3 - Alex H

Be your fan, see all that you've made its incredible, im truly thankfull for being able to see all of this- even miles away -Ana Clara

Seeing what Louis has done these last few years is incredible, and it makes me proud to be part of it :) - Anna J

So much love from Australia and I love FITF - Annalise D

Faith in the future for ever - Anya M

He knows how to connect with people through his music, you dance or cry but you FEEL every song. Louis makes you feel alive with every song. - Melany A

I flew from NZ to his Aussie show in Brisbane. It was one of the best nights of my life. I think that sentence speak for itself. - Ariah C

Hi louis, I just wanted to say thank you everything. Love you so much and we are very proud of you. You make us feel so safe ❤️ - Arina Y

Louis Tomlinson is a genius. Incredible experience with this live album. Lots of love ❤️ - Arshi K

I love Louis from Mexico Guadalajara some tequila shots in your honor legend - Noemí F

I still remember the electric magic the second I saw you. We've never felt more loved and honoured that we shared our greatest night w/ you. - Arushi R

thank you Louis!! Being able to hear this album live was the greatest day of my life and it will always be one of my favorite memories!! - Ashley H

I really loved the show in Greece, thank you so much for coming, i can't wait to see again live on stage. - Athina K

The FITF tour is one of, if I say the best tour and atmosphere in the whole universe. It feels like home to most of us Louies, proud of you Lou! - Ava MW

singing walls live was the most magical moment of my life n im lucky enough to have it inmortalize in a live album, i'll thank u forever - Aylen D

I speak for a lot of people when I say that this tour gave us happiness and a reason to wake up in the morning. We love you so much Louis - Bailey F

Your concert changed my life and I watch the videos every single day - Bella K

By far the best show I've ever experienced!!! I really miss the feeling of watching Louis perform!!! - Joelina W

Louis has created more then just music. He's created an environment where friends are family and love is unconditional - Bess L

You are us and we are you. There will be a never-ending collaboration between us. Because together we're the greatest!!!! - Beyza E

Faith in the future tour has showed me that eventually you will be rewarded for everything you worked for and Louis is the best example - Saul B

Give Louis Tomlinson a listen, you'll become a fan. Listen to him live and he'll own your heart and soul. The most beautiful voice!- Laura B

This tour was the best concert of my life thank you for creating the most amazing bond between you and your fans! - Brianna W

Faith in the Future, but also Faith in Louis - Camila R

You are extraordinary thank you for simply being you, I love you from Chile - Camila F

i went to 4 cities on FITFWT and people asked, isn't the same each night? no, louis made it special, each show was an adrenaline rush - Angel C

Together, over the last 3 years we have created memories that will live with me forever. Thank you for making it all possible - Louis T x

FITFWT, Brought fans from all ages and countries together. It is an experience you need to experience once in your life. - Cassie I

Heart warming and breath taking tour. Louis always out does himself, and his love for the fans is forever spectacular, we love you Louis! - Catarina B

Louis' music has helped me through my worst. He told me to not let it break your heart, and that time takes time to heal, I believed him - Chaitali M

I'm so proud of you Louis, both this album and Walls are masterpieces and I hope to see more music from you in the future! -Cynergy HK

this tour meant the world to me, i was feeling really lonely during my first semester of uni and getting to attend tour gave me comfort <3 - Chloe B

i loved every second of this thank you Louis for making many dreams come true <3 - Berra O

So excited to be part of this amazing project. Proud of what Louis has done over time. Here 4 u since 2011, mate. Thanks for everything. - Daniela L

Your presence in my life is priceless. Your music guides me through tough times, and I'm incredibly proud of your success as an artist - Danna G

You and your songs are my safe place. You are the best I love you :) - Dayana S

Well done Louis you are amazing. Love the album. Xo - Donna M

I can't even tell you how much I enjoyed the show! Thank you so so much Louis for this amazing experience <3 - Déníca B

[Note: the t-shirt of the last photo says "Gracias" that is thank you in Spanish. I wrote the messages as it's written, if they wrote a mistake I didn't fix it, I did my best but if I made a mistake on the transcription or how I wrote a name please let me know so I can fix it]. x

[sturniolodreamz]

NSFW Alphabet - Matt Sturniolo

a/n - These are just my opinions, so if you don't agree, just be respectful please. And don't worry, I'm doing Chris next!

tags - @sturniol0z @ethereal-lovers @its-jennarose @angelic-sturniolos111

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

This man is the king of aftercare. I'm talking running a warm bath/shower or getting you some of his clothes to wear.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on himself is probably his hands, because he knows his partner loves them. Matt is definitely a boob guy, so whether they are big or small he loves your boobs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His favorite way to cum is when you are in missionary and he can just pull out and cum on your stomach.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would NEVER admit this to you, but he loves when you dom him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's definitely not the most experienced before you, maybe 1-2 bodies max, but he still knows what hes doing. If he doesn't know something, he's not afraid to ask you to show him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He's a sucker for missionary. He loves to be able to kiss you and see your face while hes fucking you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's definitely down to have fun with things, but knows when the right moment is for jokes and when to stay serious. He would never want to hurt your feelings or make you think he's laughing at you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it trimmed short to avoid any awkwardness, and it's his personal preference.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's constantly telling you how much he loves you, he doesn't want to give off the impression that hes just using you for a quick fuck. He definitely likes to set the mood to make you feel special.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He rarely masturbates, only if hes desperate and you're not around to help him. He would much rather have your hands on him than his own.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like he gives off praise kink vibes, constantly wanting reassurance that he's doing a good job making you feel good. Other than that, hes not really a kinky guy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Definitely the bedroom. He likes to have privacy so he can take his time with you. He also likes to fuck you in the shower every once in a while.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Gentle kisses to his jaw and neck drive him crazy. He's also a sucker for subtle teasing, like when you rest your hand on his thigh and slowly move it higher and higher.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not into anything like degradation or impact play because hes so scared of hurting you, physically or emotionally. Also, he's not into anal. He loves your ass, but not being inside it. (lol)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He will never say no to a blowjob, but he loves making his girl feel good. Let's just say he's called Matt the Munch for a reason.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can definitively do both, but he always makes sure to ask you how you want him before you do anything.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If it's been a while and a quickie is the only opportunity you have, he will gladly take it, but he prefers to take his time with you, even if that means waiting a little longer.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He will try almost anything once, but only if you are okay with it and want it too.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1-2 rounds max, he tends to get tired after he cums and just wants to cuddle.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's not a fan of toys, both for himself and for you, because he doesn't like watching something that's not his dick make you feel good.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease you to a certain extent, but eventually he can't take it anymore and just wants his hands all over you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Definitely grunts and moans into your ear, but hes not crazy loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

On days when hes tired or just wants to mix it up, he loves watching you ride him, using his cock to make you feel good (and hes not afraid to tell you how much he likes it.)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's not huge, but the size is perfect for you. He's proportional in length and girth, just the right amount of everything to fill you up perfectly.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a higher sex drive, but also knows how to turn it off when it's not the right moment.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Give him a couple minutes, and he's out like a light (after he takes care of you first, of course.)

[s1llysmut]

Heeeeyyy! i'm not sure if your requests are open, but I'll ask anyway :D can I request nsfw alphabet for zestial? this old man is just so 😫

💐 anon

A/N: FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO LOVES HIM!!! Ugh he’s so underrated I love him.

NSFW alphabet for Zestial

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s a gentleman. He’s getting you water, running you both a bath, and then playing with your hair while humming a lullaby until you fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part on himself is, well it’s not a body part but he likes his height. He loves seeing you look up at him. On you he loves your cleavage. Not specifically your breasts but he loves seeing your cleavage when you’re wearing something like a V-neck.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He will only ever cum inside. No condoms. It’s the traditional way in his opinion.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn’t particularly have one. I really can’t think of anything here.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s the oldest overlord, of course he’s experienced! He never talks about it though, he considers it unnecessary to bring up his private affairs.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. The classic. He’s a traditional man okay? Plus he loves watching your face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious. He is hardly ever goofy. Have you met this grandpa?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I can’t imagine there being any hair there naturally.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is romantic but not overly so. He’ll tell you he loves you as he fills you up with cum but he won’t be putting rose petals around your bedroom.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It’s not often that he gets himself off, especially since you came into his afterlife. But when he does it’s never with porn or anything like it. Only with a photograph of you and maybe your underwear.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes to make you bleed. Not excessively though. He likes dragging a knife down your body and making small cuts to hear you gasp. In other words he’s a sadist.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom. Only ever your bedroom. Traditions people traditions.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your cleavage or curves being a bit on display. It leaves room for the imagination, just how he likes it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

You will never be dominating him in any way whatsoever. You have a better chance trying with Alastor than you do with Zestial. He also will not tolerate you teasingly calling him old or grandpa in bed. It makes him feel like a creep.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t really enjoy oral all that much. Giving or receiving. He’d rather get right to the point and fuck.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can do both. He usually starts slow and works his way up to faster and harder though.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He won’t participate in them. Don’t even ask it’s a no every time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

No. He likes things the way they are.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last 2. He’s getting old okay?

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No. The only thing close to toys he will use is ropes and knives. He doesn’t see sex toys as necessary.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Only a bit. Not much of a tease unless it also results in your pain.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

A few grunts and groans. Some old fashioned dirty talk.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

His eyes glow even more green when he cums. His cum is also a weird glowing green?

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Long but slender. We’re talking maybe 8 or 9 inches? Good luck.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not very high. A few times a month unless you initiate it more.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After he’s sure you’re well taken care of he’ll spoon you and sleep.

[papaziggy-devblog]

Yeah….im gonna need an sfw alphabet

I'm assuming for Finn .w.

See below under the read more uvu/

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) Very affectionate, likes to nuzzle and hold and give soft little kisses where they can, but their favorite place is the top of your head and your cheek

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) He'd wanna take out our foraging a lot, teach you whats edible in the forest and whats not, show you how to catch little fishies in the creeks, talk about the cryptids he's 100% convinced live in the forests

He'd also love listening to you talk when he's not feeling too chatty, and having parallel play time

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Man loves to cuddle, just absolutely engulf you in his arms and bury his face into you, he's really just a big teddy bear TToTT

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) He's decent at domestic stuff, he likes to cook with ingredients he finds/grows himself... As for cleaning.. he's a little cluttered and scattered but its not too too bad

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) He'd try to sit down and have a talk about it, see if there's any way of fixing things, but if not then he'd try to end things on a mutually good note

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) They're fine with it, they'd probably want to date for at least a year or two before starting talk about that kinda stuff tho

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Very gentle, big gentle giant... He's very mellow and soft emotionally as well

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) He gives GREAT hugs... just big long arms wrapping around you... His body runs pretty warm too uvu

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Hmm, it would take a lil bit cause he's already not the most vocal, he'll probably say it as soon as you do

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Very jealous if you're together... He doesn't like to share and he'll be clingy if he thinks someone's trying to make a move

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) Very soft and warm, slow little drawn out kisses here and there, along your cheek, across your jawline, down your neck uvu

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) He likes kids, he gets along better with kids than most adults tbh, he likes letting them climb over him and running around giving them piggy back rides

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Cuddled in bed or sitting outside eating breakfast... He prefers eating outside more than inside, he can't really explain why, he just finds it more refreshing

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) Searching for mothman Watching movies, playing video games, maybe reading or just enjoying the quiet... Thinks might get kinda spicy tho u3u

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) Finn is pretty much an open book.. its almost like he CAN'T lie, not that he would really want to.. if there's something he doesn't want to talk about he'll more just try to avoid it or dodge around the topic

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) It takes a LOT to make him angry... he's more likely to get upset for someone else than for himself...

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) He remembers a lot pretty easy.. you just sometimes gotta give him a minute for the info to load .w.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) First kiss uvu

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Decently protective... they'll let you stand up for yourself if they know you can and back you up... It'll spike though if they know you can't and get a LOT more protective

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) He's gonna put a good bit of effort in! He's learned what you like and your interests and what foods you like and activities you enjoy and will plan out a whole day around that

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) He spaces out sometimes... He'll be talking and then boom... 1000 yard stare He also is a little scatterbrained and has 0 self preservation sometimes

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Not really that much.. he prefers comfy over looking good, he still takes care of himself tho

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) They'd feel so lonely and down... moping around like a sad puppy...

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) His favorite food is mushrooms, he looooves stuffed mushrooms... He also has to wear special piercings cause he has an allergy to some metals (Which same my guy... same u3u)

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) He wouldn't like if you tried to make him get rid of his bones or his bugs.. u3u

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) He sleeps maybe 4-6 hours a day? Sleeps like a rock, hard to wake up, likes to hold onto things while he sleeps... stuffed animals, pillows, you :)

[sweetjellyfishy]

Darui NSFW Alphabet

My first post bc I can't find anything for him so I'm making my own.. 😔

!!! Warning - English isn't my first language, sorry for mistakes

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He'll take care of their partner and will do everything for them. He'll cuddle them to sleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite Body parts are his arms and his hair, he loves to hold their partner and when they stroke his hair.

He loves their partners waist/hip because he can hold them close, and he loves their neck and burry his face in it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't like to make a mess so he prefers to cum inside them, only if they're okay with it ofc.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a picture of their naked partner in his pocket, just to look at them and maybe but only maybe jerk off to it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has some experience but not a lot.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Loves when their partner rides him, but also likes doggy, just to hold their waist.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Would laugh with their partners if they do something funny (?) but wouldn't do jokes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He trims a little now and then, just to make sure it looks clean, but he'd probably never shave completely. He always makes sure he's properly washed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He loves taking care of their partner would kiss every part of their body he can reach while doing it, love to kiss you during it in anyway.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Sometimes he jacks off but only when their partner isn't available, prefers to be intimate with them instead alone.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise Kink. He loves to be praised and praise their partner, he wouldn't show it but he gets extremely turned on when he's being praised by his partner.

!!and licking and soft biting, loves to especially bite and lick their partners neck or earlobe, but would never go deep.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom. He loves being alone with their partner, so the bedroom is their room and no one is allowed to get in there. Literally noone.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Praising. And playing with his hair, running finger through it or stroking it. Oh and stripping, he loves watching their partner undress or strip for him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Wouldn't hurt them even if they wanted to, he hates to hurt or degrade their partner. (That man is especially scared to hurt them with his partner down in his pants.)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers to give their partner, literally eats them strategically, learning about all their sensitive spots.

Also likes receiving but only as far as their partner likes to go (would never force to go deeper).

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Likes it slow and sensual but can go fast and rough, as long as he doesn't hurt their partner.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn't like them not does he hate them, he likes to take his time, but there are times were it needs to go quickly.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Would only risk to get their partner pregnant, nothing else.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go some rounds but he's quite lazy, after one or two rounds he would definitely let their partner ride him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Would try them on their partner but not on himself, wouldn't make it a regular thing.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Doesn't tease much only while foreplay.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's a quiet one, only groans quietly and heavy breathing while getting off.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Would try a lot when their partner asks them.

Mostly dom but can be sub when their partner wants to. But in both way he has most of the control at one point.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's big down there. Like seriously. It'll take some time adjusting to that thing..

Oh his chest? Oh Honey, extremely well build. And his arms.. damn.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has his moments where it could go high but it's not a constant thing, but likes to spend his time intimate with their partner every day or two, at least making out with them.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Will make sure their partner sleeps before him but he'll fall asleep right after.

If you have some idea what I could write about tell me 💋 (please 😔 I'll try my best)

[seraphicsage]

blitz x fem! reader nsfw head cannons? like what’s the aftermath like, what’s his fav body part, fav positions, role playing etc? thank you!!!

a/n doing the nsfw alphabet for the first time! I'm doing this as an established relationship as I think some answers would be different depending on where in the relationship you are

A- Aftercare

Would be good at aftercare, he shows his love through care and especially after sex this would be important. He'd clean you up properly and make sure you've got a big glass/bottle of water to help you feel more alive after everything. If it was a particularly messy session he would at the very least shower with you and maybe run you a bath depending on what you can manage

B- Body part

I feel like he's a thighs and ass man. Doesn't matter what they even look like, he just loves them and loves touching them.

C- Cum

Would love cumming inside you, it's his favourite - he's a simple man

D- Dirty secret

He would secretly love for you to take control one day, but it would take a lot for him to admit that

E- Experience

We all know Blitz is a fuckboy and has fucked half of hell, so very experienced

F- Favourite position

Hmm this is a tough one actually. I think he'd love you on top and he wants to see your face so... cowgirl?

G- Goofy

He spends 70% of it making jokes, he cannot be serious for any period of time

H- Hair

I mean he's bald... I think he absolutely does not touch anything down there, just lets it do what it's gonna do yk

I- Intimacy

Intimacy is very hard for him, he would be very touchy, hold your hand etc but in terms of saying anything romantic I think he'd struggle. Actions over words with Blitz

J- Jack off

Every day genuinely, even if you live together ngl

K- Kink

Bondage, pain

L- Location

He is a complete whore, he would do it anywhere. Favourite place would probably be in his office

M- Motivation

Literally anything, horny 24/7 and ready to go

N- No

Wouldn't be able to deal with you degrading him, would hit too hard for him

O- Oral

I think he loves giving and receiving, probably prefers receiving more but he does love giving

P- Pace

Would definitely be fast

R- Risk

Would be willing to try anything with you once, always game to try new things - isn't exactly risk adverse

S- Stamina

Decent stamina- as long as you give him a 10 minute break between each round he could probably go all night

T- Toys

We know that Blitz LOVES using toys in sex, you, him, both, anything, he loves a toy, not afraid to experiment with them

U- Unfair

He loves to tease you, he loves watching you squirm and whine

V- Volume

Talks a lot, and is not afraid to show you how much fun he's having so is very vocal

W- Wild card

The first time he tells you he loves you is when you're having sex

X- X-ray

Big dick, 100%, Stolas told us and I believe that man's blind obsession

Y- Yearning

Would never leave bed if it was up to him

Z- Zzz

Once you're all cleaned up and back in bed he would very quickly fall asleep

[yanderecrazysie]

I'm seeing you're doing NSFW alphabets, could you please do one for OM! Simeon? Thank you in advance!

Ofc my precious anon!

WARNINGS: yandere themes, very NSFW, mentions of non-con

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Simeon is kind and loving, carding his fingers through your hair and kissing your forehead until you fall asleep in his arms.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On him, he likes his face. He’s an angel, and he knows that he’s handsome because of that. He has a, well, angelic face.

On you, he also loves your face. Human, demon, or angel, he finds your face beautiful and wouldn’t change a thing about you.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Simeon’s cum tastes amazing, to the point you’ll probably ask for more. It’s not thick, but it’s not watery either.

D: Dirty Secret

Simeon secretly wants to dominate you- be the one in complete control.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Simeon is an angel, so he has zero experience. He’s a virgin, but he’s a natural at pleasing you.

F: Favorite Position

Spooning you. He loves to feel your entire body against his.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)  

Simeon might make an offhand comment or two, but generally he’s serious.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s not only well-groomed, but his hair is soft. The carpet matches the drapes.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

He’s drawing you in for kiss after kiss, making sure not to squeeze your soft flesh when he runs his hands along it.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jack off because he’s an angel.

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Role-playing. Sometimes he’s the demon corrupting his precious angel, sometimes you’re both angels losing their wings, etc.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Simeon will do it anywhere in the safety of his own home. Counters, beds, couches, etc. No public sex though.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Physical touch. Even just putting your hand on his arm gets him thinking impure thoughts.

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Simeon would never harm you, he loves you too much for that

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s a giver, through and through, but he knows his cum is addictive, so he lets you give if you want to.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)  

Simeon is slow and sensual, each thrust more like a roll of the hips, seeking your g-spot just to gently press into it.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)  

No quickies, he needs a long time to show you just how much he loves you.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) 

Simeon is pretty vanilla, so he’s hesitant to try new things.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Simeon can last hours, but he can only go once.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Simeon doesn’t own any toys and doesn’t like you to use them (isn’t he enough??)

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Simeon can be a tease. He likes to edge you a bit and sometimes orgasm denial, but he’ll let you cum soon enough, don’t worry.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Simeon’s pretty much silent, except for heavy breathing. At the climax, though, he lets out a soft whiny moan.

W: With or without consent (Non-con or consensual?)

Simeon will never non-con you. He knows he’ll lose his wings for having sex with you, but he’ll never lose his wings because he forced you into sex.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Simeon’s cock is flawless. It has no veins, is long, with an average girth, and a soft tip.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Simeon doesn’t have much of a sex drive unless you turn him on.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Simeon stays awake most of the night, watching you sleep, before he eventually either drifts off or waits until you wake up.

[chiyoso]

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⸻ I D E N T I F I C A T I O N : “CHIYOSO” Other Alias(es): kuniyo04, pareidoix, hiraethsdesires.

B i o g r a p h y :

Chiyo (ちよ) or Kuni (くに) is a young, filipina woman in her 20s, spending her time writing and translating imagery in her mind into words she can't express with her voice. A journey that started alongside the game Honkai Star Rail back in early to late April, opening a whole new world that got her hooked.

The game was fresh, and so were her interests that were piqued from reading good smut. While scrolling through AO3 for mystic messenger fiction, google had introduce her to the tumblr site, and there she found a vast amount of fanfiction related to Star Rail, which led to burning excitement and a happy heart, resulting in the creation of her first two fics; Cynosure's Ascendance and HIGANBANA, and another follow up fic that kickstarted her gradual fame and interest in a crossover between Star Rail and Honkai Impact 3rd; The Mara's Will. The rest is history.

Besides writing, university and extracurricular activities, stories in the form of media consume her time. Whether it would be from Anime, Games, Dungeons & Dragons, or TV Shows, she will present her interest and vigor when it comes to it.

⸻ L I K E S / I N T E R E S T S : Bold text means I'm super duper into it!

Angst. Lore. Sexual and sensual tension. Fluff. Hurt w/comfort or without. NSFW. Dark, rich and unsaturated colors. Classical music. Piano. Opera. Musicals and Broadways. Ballroom Dancing. Ballet. Vintage and Elegant Fashion. Makeup. Jewelry. Greek, Victorian and Japanese Architecture. Serene places. Italian and Korean cuisine. Fantasy. Anime. Games. Boxing. Martial Arts. DND. God. Psychology. Deep and Philosophical topics. Nighttime. Slutty grabbable waists. Dr. Veritas Ratio. Scaramouche/Wanderer. Suguru. Choso. Toji. Fictional men. Riddle Rosehearts. VTubers. Hibachi Mana! Koyanagi Rou. Offline TV ··· etc.

⸻ D I S L I K E S / H A T E : Same thing but red means it's hated really really badly.

Ignorance. Emotional Unintelligence. Entitlement. Moths. Bugs that disguise themselves as leaves. Horror Movies and Games. Pedophilia. Idiocy. Narcissism. Overstimulation (ADHD). Loud, blaring noises. The claustrophobia I have. Misogyny (It's amusing). Losing Progress. Forgetfulness. Andr*w Tate dick riders. Infantilism. AI. Art Theft.

⸻ F U N F A C T S :

Hentai Artist as a hobby. The 'so' in CHIYOSO comes from Kamo 'Choso'. Plays Violin and Piano (Washed). Started boxing this Jan 2025. Did figure skating for a few days then dipped. Did ballet and gymnastics in her childhood.

⸻ G U I L T Y P L E A S U R E S : Guilty for a reason and will probably write about it.

Priest. Non-consenting. Sex while pretending to sleep. Risk getting caught. Age Gap (21+ Reader). Manipulating men. Cheating. Gun and knife play.

⸻ E X T R A :

anime fandoms: dandadan, jjk, magi, undead unluck, violet evergarden, kamikatsu, the apothecary diaries, akatsuki no yona, demon slayer, AoT, bucchigiri, windbreaker, tokyo revengers, haikyuu, mob psycho, one punch man, welcome to the ballroom, carole & tuesday, bocchi the rock, fate, howl's moving castle, wisteria: wand and sword, black clover, fairytail, sound euphonium n' more

game fandoms: class of '09, cookie run kingdom, wuthering waves, honkai impact 3rd, genshin impact, love & deepspace, honkai star rail, mystic messenger, obey me, twisted wonderland, bang dream, and much more.

3. ⸻ P L A Y W I T H M E : Catch me in SEA / Asia Servers.

Gacha/Open World Games:

Genshin: 852100538 Honkai Star Rail: 802195964 Zenless Zen Zero: ( - ) Wuthering Waves: 901385961 Infinity Nikki: 401827008 CRK: ( - )

FPS/Mobile/Other:

Riot Games: Scaramouche#4ever Epic Seven: Llyria Roblox: Evaturiche Love & Deepspace: ( - )

POV: YOU GIVE WANDERER A HUG insta reel. hug wanderer why dont you.

tba··· (i got lazy. will add more if i get motivated again.)