#[ the chances of traximus getting up to more criminal nonsense with the earth-turtles he's befriended and lowkey adopted are low

[redstringraven]

i could have spent more time on this. but i just needed to get it out there in the wild, so i can focus on other things. traximus, i love you so much, but there're reasons i don't put you on the Functioning Adult™ list.