#[ my gender? the narrator yes fucking siree ]

[keef-the-black-palindrome]

VLD3 pros and cons:

Pros:

- Keith not wanting to be the Black Paladin

- “hey man, listen,,,,,,”

- Lance taking space selfies

- Keith softly smiling at Lance (several times)

- further referred to as “Keith’s Lance smiles”

- Red literally yelling at Lance to “get your ass over here boy my son requires assistance”

- Lance giving Allura the blue bayard

- Allura’s angelic lasso of Warrior Godessness bayard

- Alfor was the Red Paladin

-Zarkon=Keith, Alfor=Lance –> Lance is Keith’s right hand man I’m??? F eEl ing???

-the Hand on Shoulder Moment

- the Keith’s Bedroom and Langst Scene

-Lotor is a . Precious. Horrible son and he deserves. All the Love and,,, ass whoopings in the Universe

- Lotor beats the everloving sh i t out of Throk

- My lovely poly lady galra half-breed generals mmm yes ily my dears so much

- Ezor. just. Ezor. She is my gf now okay and we are very much in love thanks goodbye

- My man Lotor with the genius IQ and long flow-y hair

-Sven and Slav the original brotp

- Slav “I LOVE THIS REALITY” while absolutely just fucking shit uP

- “I got you buddy”: cue Keith’s Lance Smile

- “Leave the math to Pidge”: Keith’s Lance Smile

- Lance continuously referring to Keith as Team Leader to reassure him that yes,, you are ,,,,, growing into a,,, fine leader and no,, you’re not Shiro ,,, but you’re still Keith and,,, that’s good enough for me,,,,,,,,,

- Lance going to Keith to comfort him and be comforted

- Soft flirty Klance

- SNIPER LANCE WITH RED BAYARD RIFLE

- LANCE WITH THE MARKSMANSHIP

- LANCE WITH KEITHS BAYARD

- LANCE’S MATURITY AND ABILITY TO BE COMPASSIONATE WHILE ALSO ADMITTING HIS OWN INSECURITY AND TRUSTING KEITH ENOUGH TO OPEN UP TO HIM AND OHHH MY GO D

- Lance’s character development from s1 flirt to cool ninja sniper who finds love in an absolute Wreck of a human being

- Allura wearing pink to honor the paladins of old and shiro

- pink being used not to gender stereotype but to honor fallen warriors like yes please gimme more of thaT

- Keith with the sword switching hands thing while fighting Ezor

- Young Zarkon was such an awkward strategy nerd I love him

- Lance is Keith’s impulse control

-Keith is Lance’s rock

- Pidge/Hunk technobabble

- Keith learning how to be a leader

- Hunk made pizza rolls omg yes please

- Pidge being adorable as always

- my lil green baby using a ten minute explanation several diagrams and two 3D models in substitute for “no, I have no clue what the fuck is happening”

- Hunk sitting in the Black Lion and automatically giving it a big fat nope

- I am so in love with Hunk’s shoulder cannon it gives me life

- the last thing Hunk would like to eat before his death is a burrito

- pidge and hunk being the most normal for once

- Lotor’s idealism

- Haggar was such a dork it’s amazing

- Alfor was a sarcastic little shit

- I really enjoyed the shit show that was Keith trying to lead for the first time it was very relatable

- Keith and Allura accepting their faults

- Hunk’s spinning drill move thing in the first ep

- Hunk is kind and pure and lovable yes bby you go save the universe

- coran’ narration skills

Cons:

- Shiro’s whole character this season is really fucking off and I don’t enjoy no siree not one bit

- where the hell is Matt

- Give me more of Coran the Gorgeous Man pls

- Shiro’s hair

- Haggar can u not

- the paladins haven’t met Lotor.. face to face…. oh.

- Lotor don’t yell at auxcia like that the big mean rainbow robot made her do it ok

- absolutely zero(0) team bonding time

- give!!! Coran!!!!! More!!!! Attention!!!!!!!!

- where is Kaltenecker