#[ WE'RE LITERALLY MID MATCH IN OVERWATCH

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@hyaciiintho IS CAUSING CHAOS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS, JESUS CHRIST.

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First request for NSFW abc!: @bunnyrhe for Risk, Hair, and Experience

You didn't specify which member so I did them all <3 we're keeping this on the DL look below cut 👀

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Kim Seokjin: i feel like Jin is typically the type of person who keeps it pretty vanilla, at least in terms of equipment. he's not gonna string you up on anything crazy, maybe he'll use a vibe or plug or smth, but this is a man who can bring you to your knees with just his hands. if you wanna try something, fine, but if it ain't broke don't fix it

Min Yoongi: another pretty simple guy, he's more on the tactile play side of things, spanking, choking, ykno, he'll do smth if you wanna do it but not really otherwise. he will tie you up tho, no questions asked, easier to tease you that way

Jung Hoseok:.... you already know what imma say, this man is a certified freak seven days a week, he is up for anything, he has hooks drilled into the bedframe for ropes, he has satin lined handcuffs and an assortment of dildos, yes even tentacle shaped ones, he is down

Kim Namjoon: I wanna say yes... but I also wanna say no... he has a... how do you say... breeding kink? he has forgotten to buy condoms for the last five grocery trips but he swears his pull out game is god tier(its mid, honestly, but that's just cause he is literally debating whether or not to just cum in you every single time) other wise uhhh i feel like he'd have a paddle board to spank you with

Park Jimin: also a man with an assortment of toys, I feel like you guys have your weird kinks, but he's not a risk taker, not really anyways. All new kinks are throughly communicated and planned out and you usually just stick to your favorites. That being said, you have a pair of vibrating underwear and only he has the remote

Kim Taehyung: this man is a menace. I know i said hoseok was a freak but this man is a monstrosity. Idk if I've read too much yandere fanfic for him, but I just feel like he'd be so obsessed with you, like no matter what you want he's down-- minus the obviously gross ones like scat and watersports or whatever. Period sex tho? He's already getting the towel, you need help with your cramps, baby say no more. yea he has a foot fetish srry

Jeon Jungkook: dom. Full dom. Leather jacket, boot stomping, fingerless glove dom. He will say the dirtiest things to you, maybe back in 2018 i would've said he's baby, but we know too much now. I've seen undercut jungoo and that is a whole different man. He will tie you up and make you cry and then give you the best cuddles afterwards. The risk is whether or not he'll stop playing overwatch to fuck u

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I was considering splitting this one up but I think they all just have natural bushes? Like I'd say maybe Jin and hoseok keep theirs more trimmed than the others, but they're all clean cuz this is an alternative universe where boys wipe their ass

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Most experience: jimin and jungkook. Just absolutely insatiable. They know exactly what they're doing and thats the scary part

Medium experince: yoongi doesn't really care for hookups but he needs to release some tension ukno, and taehyung is on the high side of medium because he doesn't like hookups as much, but he still does them, just less than jimin and jungkook, hoseok likes to have someone he can communicate with so he prefers being in a relationship ship to have sex but he is known to go out n let loose

Low experience: I feel like the casual stuff isn't jins thing but he does know what he's doing, he's been in a few relationships and understands female anatomy enough to know how to make you squirt within the first ten minutes