#[ I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE DOES CRY DURING EPISODE 11 BUT IS LIKE 'no i'm not crying; don't look'

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[ ALSO, I want to see Miorine cry. Sounds terrible to say that but I do. I feel like, unlike Suletta, Miorine closes herself off from being emotional as she's done in the past.

There's no doubt she didn't like doing what she did to Suletta, even if she thought it was for the better, but we actually haven't seen her emotionally react to it. Normally she acts out in anger, which is what she does when confronting Prospera about her manipulation over Suletta.

And then Miorine proceeds to act very harshly to Suletta in order to cut her off, even giving away her half of the keychain when we've clearly seen how much she clearly liked that thing, even after the events of episode 12. And even when Miorine watched the GUND-ARM PV video again during her negotiation meetings with Earth officials. Like it feels like very brief glimpses into Miorine's emotions, even if its a few seconds.

I want her to...be surprised about Suletta even coming for her, thinking she doesn't deserve it after how she treated her (honestly the ED kinda changes perspective with this tid bit. Like instead of Miorine looking at Suletta out of possible fear like we thought after the events of episode 12, it could be hesitation given to what she's done to her so all depends fff). And she just, idk, actually lets herself cry or be upset about everything. ]

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Pls post your 3 pages worth of reasons that Ross is a terrible person - I'm a very petty person & it would fill me w so much joy to read it 💕

I have now finished season 1 and have come to a grand total of 4 pages! I think I will update this as I rewatch the other seasons, but for right now here is season 1 

Reasons Why Ross Geller is a Horrible Human Being

Season 1:

Episode 1: The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate

·        I know that he is hurt about Carol leavinghim but he is so fixated on her leaving him for a woman

·        “and try not to let my intensevulnerability become any kind of a factor here” said right before he asksRachel “would it be okay if I asked you out sometime” basically remindingRachel that he is hurting trying to make her feel guilty if she says no

Episode 2: The One with the Sonogram at the End

·        Asks Carol if she’s still a lesbian

·        Carol says she wants to name the babyMinnie if it’s a girl (after her grandmother) and Ross says no because everyonewould think Minnie Mouse

·        Implies that the baby is not Susan’s sinceshe was not part of the baby making process

·        “I don’t think I can be involved in thisparticular family” said as he is leaving the exam room (he does however stopand come back once he hears the sonogram and looks at the baby)

Episode 3: The One with the Thumb

·        N/A

Episode 4: The One with George Stephanopolous

·        Why must Ross always mention the fact thatCarol is a lesbian? “I think I’m just gonna go home and think about my ex-wifeand her lesbian lover”

Episode 5: The One with the East German LaundryDetergent

·        N/A

Episode 6: The One with the Butt

·        N/A

Episode 7: The One with the Blackout

·        Mentions Carol being a lesbian…again (thistime in a mocking tone)

·        Told Palo that he and Rachel were a thingwhen they very much were not a thing

·        Took advantage of the fact that Palodoesn’t know much English and called him a crapweasel

Episode 8: The One Where Nana Dies Twice

·        N/A

Episode 9: The One Where Underdog Gets Away

·        He does mention Carol being a lesbianagain; however, in this context I can’t really be mad at him because if Carolhad left him for man I could understand him not wanting to invite Carol and hernew boyfriend over for Thanksgiving

·        “You guys sure have a lot of books aboutbeing a lesbian”

·        Tells Susan she’s crazy for reading to thebaby who hasn’t been born yet

·        Insists that he get “belly time” to talkto the baby even though he “doesn’t believe in any of this” as in he doesn’tbelieve that the baby can hear him.

·        Must do something just because Susan didit

·        Slaps Susan’s hand when she placed it onCarol’s stomach to feel the baby kick

Episode 10: The One with the Monkey

·        N/A

Episode 11: The One with Mrs. Bing

·        Kisses Chandler’s mom

·        Tells Joey that Chandler doesn’t need toknow

·        Originally tells Chandler it was Palo

·        Doesn’t get why Chandler is upset

Epsiode 12: The One with the Dozen Lasagnas

·        Lied to Carol about a lasagna beingvegetarian because it would upset Susan who is a vegetarian.

·        Doesn’t let Rachel have her time to getover Palo (Rachel says that she is done with guys as in she wants to take abreak from them and Ross tells her that’s not the right way to get over Palo)

Episode 13: The One with the Boobies

·        N/A

Episode 14: The One with the Candy Hearts

·        When he and his date see Carol and Susanat the same restaurant Ross tell his date that “the blonde is my ex-wife andthe woman touching her is her close personal friend.”

·        When his date asks if they [Carol andSusan] are lovers Ross replies with, “Well if you want to put a label on it.”

·        Ignores his date to pay attention to Carol

·        Asks his date if Carol can join them sinceSusan got called into work

·        Spent the majority, if not his entire datetalking to Carol and didn’t even notice his date leave

·        Tells Carol they should get back togetherbecause being with her is easy for him. Even though he knows fully well thatCarol and Susan are very happy together and very much in love

·        Told Carol “not to deny” that they areperfect for each other and that she is carrying HIS baby

Episode 15: The One with the Stoned Guy

·        N/A

Episode 16: The One with the Two Parts: Part 1

·        “We’ve got dads, we’ve got lesbians, thewhole parenting team.” In regards to Susan being at the Lamaze class with himand Carol

·        He can never just say that Susan is Carolpartner. He always says their friends or something

·        The whole thing with the monkey. Heshouldn’t have a monkey as a pet in the first place and he brings Marceleverywhere, but he isn’t properly trained (most likely due to the fact thatRoss should not have a monkey)

·        “I’m gonna play my sperm card one moretime.” Said to Susan when she didn’t want to be the “mommy” at Lamaze classsince Carol wasn’t there

Episode 17: The One with the Two Parts: Part 2

·        N/A

Episode 18: The One with All the Poker

·        Teases Joey for crying. (Joey had criedduring a poker game because he lost)

·        All the guys tell the girls “No” when theyask for the guys to teach them how to play poker

·        When they do end up teaching the girls howto play the keep getting annoyed whenever the girls do something wrong

·        “don’t expect me to be a nice guy” he saysthis to Rachel when talking about playing poker (it’s more his tone that irksme about this one)

Episode 19: The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

·        When Rachel accidently lets Marcel out ofthe apartment and she tells Ross he understandably gets upset (I mean if afriend of mine lost my pet I would be upset so I can’t blame him) but he thensays “You know I guess it’s partially my fault. I shouldn’t of asked you tostart off with a monkey. I should of started you off with a pen or a pencil.” Likethat is completely uncalled for

·        He then gets upset that Rachel calledanimal control. It’s not Rachel’s fault that you have an illegal exotic animalas a pet Ross

·        Talks about how Rachel is always “off inRachel land” and never pays attention to people’s monkeys or people’s feelings.Seriously Ross! He’s making this about him and his obsession with Rachel

·        “You had to be a bitch in high school. Youcouldn’t have been fat.” Said to Rachel when the animal control person, Louisa,captures Marcel. Louisa had homeroom with Monica and Rachel and hated Rachel forignoring her.

·        I will give him this…he did apologize toRachel

·        When Rachel agrees to have a glass of winewith him he dims the lights…really Ross

Episode 20: The One with the Evil Orthodontist

·        Rachel’s ex-fiancé, Barry shows up andtells her he thinks he is still in love with her. They go to lunch and when shecomes back and tells everyone what they did for the afternoon Ross says, “Wasthat before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers,and to generally leave you alone.” He was possessive even before they gottogether

·        “What were you thinking?” said to Rachelafter he finds out that Rachel and Barry had sex

Episode 21: The One with the Fake Monica

·        N/A

Episode 22: The One with the Ick Factor

·        Gets jealous that Rachel had a dream aboutChandler. “I can’t believe you two had sex in her dream”

·        When Rachel talks about another dream shehad that involved Chandler and Joey, Ross asks if “anybody else was there” itcomes off really creepy

Episode 23: The One with the Birth

·        Everything has to be a competition when itcomes to Susan. They are timing Carol’s contractions and Susan says they are 55seconds apart and Ross has to interject and say they are 59 seconds apart andthat he has a better watch so his time is correct

·        Ross and Susan argue over getting Carolice chips

·        Ross and Susan argue over helping Carolwith a leg cramp

·        Blames Susan for the fact that they arelocked in a closet

·        Claims that no one has been waiting forthe birth of his son as much as he has (Carol and Susan are just as excited asyou are Ross calm down)

Episode 24: The One Where Rachel Finds Out

·        More jealousy over some guy that Rachel goesout on a date with

I probably forgot some stuff but for the most part season 1 Ross is just an asshole who is obsessed with Rachel and can’t over that fact that his ex-wife is a lesbian.