#[ Have Hank's lil' pet that grew attached to him since his 'retirement'. ]
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hazardsofspikesandnevadeans · 2 months ago
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"You know? It's weird that the only real animal we have here is lizards now since the Drives were activated...
Want a cat? Sorry, you get a fucking house cat sized lizard who loves you just as much.
Want a dog? Tough fucking luck. You get a guard lizard who might be fucking smart enough to scratch words into the dirt. How do I know that?"
He just points at one of the mentioned lizards who was scratching at the dirt only to finally make a couple words.
Fud plz?
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"I just fed your ass ten minutes ago, Chicken Scratch..."
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