#@bil-daddy and @mrazfellco's engagement

[bil-daddy]

Guys! You'll never believe what just happened... (or maybe you will)

So I was about to propose to @mrazfellco but then he said "hold that thought!" because he had a magic trick he wanted to show me.

At first, I was annoyed because, you know, he interrupted me when I was about to pour my heart out to him--especially when he pulled a turnip out of his top hat. I'm telling you guys, I was about ready to shoot lightning.

But then...do you know what this angel did? This angel turned the turnip into an engagement ring!

He was proposing to me! Hear that everyone? Aziraphale was proposing to me!

best. magic. trick. EVER.

And I said YES! Course I said yes.

Sure, I had a little malfunction first, due to the shock.

But I got over it, quick as anything, and said yes.

Then, @mrazfellco asked me what I originally wanted to talk about, since I did tell him I had something important to ask him--which I'd almost forgotten about in all my surprise and excitement at him proposing to me (still can't believe it, honestly)

Almost. (I could never completely forget about #my proposal to aziraphale. it's all I've been thinking about for the past two thousand years normal human lifespan)

So, I got down on one knee, showed him the rings I've been working so hard on the last few weeks, and asked my question.

And he said:

...then I may have malfunctioned again. And started crying.

But if you saw that, no you didn't.

Anyway, the important this is,:

HE SAID YES. I SAID YES. WE SAID YES.

@mrazfellco and I are now engaged

AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!

[amagnificentobsession]

@bil-daddy I thought this might make a lovely engagement gift at some point for @mrazfellco I know how much he loves to stroke caress rub finger touch you. And I know how much you love to be in his pants thoughts. 💍💒

[bil-daddy]

YOURE GETTINH MARRIEF *thrpws red and whute comfetti* FRICK YEAH CONGRATWLESSIONS

CONGRATULESHIONS

HOW TF YOU SPWLL IT

YIPPEE

Now, from your spelling, you're either a demon (not that I know any more about demons than the average human--which is what I am--am average human--not a demon)

Or, this guy

So, which is it? Just out of curiosity. Doesn't affect my answer, which is, of course, thanks for the congratulations, have an ox rib (platonic)

[bil-daddy]

CONGRATS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT BILDADDY

THANKS KID (HUMAN) HAVE AN OX RIB (PLATONIC)

(I KNOW WHY WE'RE SHOUTING! WE'RE SO EXCITED!)

[bil-daddy]

We haven't actually sent out invitations yet, but I can put you on the guest list. Will you need a plus one?

Are you going to @bil-daddy and @mrazfellco 's wedding?

Oh, they're getting married, are they? How splendid! Atleast one pair gets their heads together.

I'm not quite sure I'm invited. Considering Bildad's bloody chart, Mother is more likely to be invited than Me. But, well, who says the Devil can't crash a wedding?

[bil-daddy]

Sending emergency good luck kid! You got this proposal you are the great bildad!

Thanks, @nyx-w. Funny thing is, Aziraphale actually beat me to it (I said yes, obviously)

[bil-daddy]

I want to be the flower-boy!

-@adam-n-dog

Out of curiosity, am I speaking to Adam or to Dog? The answer's yes, either way, just wanna know.

Hope you don't mind marching down the aisle with herd of @jobsblamelessgoats, We're having lots of flower kids (goats, human, dog) at @mrazfellco and my wedding.

[bil-daddy]

Could I suggest something for that secret event?

Maybe you can release crows with pigeons. For the sake of breaking tradition and certain symbolism? Like white Pigeons and black crows would look good in my opinion

Great idea, @lady-without-name. You are now in charge of releasing crows. Coordinate with @one-coming-is-enough, he's releasing the doves (which is just a fancy way of saying white pigeons).

[bil-daddy]

OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ENGAGEMENT

Thanks, anon! Have an ox rib (platonic)

[bil-daddy]

thank you bildaddy and @mrazfellco for letting me be at your wedding and letting me be a beautiful bridesmaid😭❤️

this is gonna be the best wedding ever

have you already chosen the day?

Not yet. We're still pretty early in the planning stages.

But what does everybody think? Should we have a Fall wedding? (pun intended) Winter? Spring? Next Summer? (July 28's always been a favorite day of mine, for some reason)

As always, @mrazfellco's vote counts a hundred times more than anyone else's.

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Clothes make the man - or woman! So no nudist stuff for me. I'm still mulling over whether or not to get a beard ….

Bildaddy's been hard at work making the perfect ring for Aziraphale...

(excuse the chipped nail polish-happens when you're working with metal and stone)

And now I think it's finally time.

I tried to incorporate as many of your suggestions as possible, considering Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow and he is a gold girlie, and this is what I came up with:

The first one's a bit extravagant, probably not for everyday wear.

This one's a bit more understated.

And this is simplicity snakesonified.

Not gonna make a poll about which I should use to propose to @mrazfellco--I'm giving him all three.

Hopefully this will be my...

[bil-daddy]

It's cool, @docdust. Premarital orgies are allowed in our religion (@shutanictemple). Wanna join?

I just need you to know I gasped aloud when I saw the notification that the great Bildaddy made an honest Mutual of me, it was an absolutely genuine sound and reaction and I could not help it, nor would I want to deny myself that spontaneous surprise and joy.

The problem is that I am at work waiting on some folks for a meeting and my coworker heard this gasp and, very kindly, went "oh no, what happened?"

how do I explain—

Tell them the truth. Bring them the Word of Bildad. Convert them to the Unholy Not-a-Church of the Shutanic Temple. All Hail Bildaddy.

[ineffablemossy]

A recap for the Shutanic Temple Congregation and any other interested parties who missed last weekends news

Guys! You'll never believe what just happened... (or maybe you will)

So I was about to propose to @mrazfellco but then he said "hold that thought!" because he had a magic trick he wanted to show me.

At first, I was annoyed because, you know, he interrupted me when I was about to pour my heart out to him--especially when he pulled a turnip out of his top hat. I'm telling you guys, I was about ready to shoot lightning.

But then...do you know what this angel did? This angel turned the turnip into an engagement ring!

He was proposing to me! Hear that everyone? Aziraphale was proposing to me!

best. magic. trick. EVER.

And I said YES! Course I said yes.

Sure, I had a little malfunction first, due to the shock.

But I got over it, quick as anything, and said yes.

Then, @mrazfellco asked me what I originally wanted to talk about, since I did tell him I had something important to ask him--which I'd almost forgotten about in all my surprise and excitement at him proposing to me (still can't believe it, honestly)

Almost. (I could never completely forget about #my proposal to aziraphale. it's all I've been thinking about for the past two thousand years normal human lifespan)

So, I got down on one knee, showed him the rings I've been working so hard on the last few weeks, and asked my question.

And he said:

...then I may have malfunctioned again. And started crying.

But if you saw that, no you didn't.

Anyway, the important this is,:

HE SAID YES. I SAID YES. WE SAID YES.

@mrazfellco and I are now engaged

AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!

[bil-daddy]

Oh, and @ar1mas too!

Great idea about the plants, by the way. Definitely taking that suggestion. Just gotta whip them into shape first (platonic)

I want to be the flower-boy!

-@adam-n-dog

Out of curiosity, am I speaking to Adam or to Dog? The answer's yes, either way, just wanna know.

Hope you don't mind marching down the aisle with herd of @jobsblamelessgoats, We're having lots of flower kids (goats, human, dog) at @mrazfellco and my wedding.

[bil-daddy]

New official tag courtesy of @Ineffablemossy:

#wedding wednesday

Guys! You'll never believe what just happened... (or maybe you will)

So I was about to propose to @mrazfellco but then he said "hold that thought!" because he had a magic trick he wanted to show me.

At first, I was annoyed because, you know, he interrupted me when I was about to pour my heart out to him--especially when he pulled a turnip out of his top hat. I'm telling you guys, I was about ready to shoot lightning.

But then...do you know what this angel did? This angel turned the turnip into an engagement ring!

He was proposing to me! Hear that everyone? Aziraphale was proposing to me!

best. magic. trick. EVER.

And I said YES! Course I said yes.

Sure, I had a little malfunction first, due to the shock.

But I got over it, quick as anything, and said yes.

Then, @mrazfellco asked me what I originally wanted to talk about, since I did tell him I had something important to ask him--which I'd almost forgotten about in all my surprise and excitement at him proposing to me (still can't believe it, honestly)

Almost. (I could never completely forget about #my proposal to aziraphale. it's all I've been thinking about for the past two thousand years normal human lifespan)

So, I got down on one knee, showed him the rings I've been working so hard on the last few weeks, and asked my question.

And he said:

...then I may have malfunctioned again. And started crying.

But if you saw that, no you didn't.

Anyway, the important this is,:

HE SAID YES. I SAID YES. WE SAID YES.

@mrazfellco and I are now engaged

AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!

[bil-daddy]

Okay, angel. Not everyone will be naked at our wedding. Just @docdust

Bildaddy's been hard at work making the perfect ring for Aziraphale...

(excuse the chipped nail polish-happens when you're working with metal and stone)

And now I think it's finally time.

I tried to incorporate as many of your suggestions as possible, considering Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow and he is a gold girlie, and this is what I came up with:

The first one's a bit extravagant, probably not for everyday wear.

This one's a bit more understated.

And this is simplicity snakesonified.

Not gonna make a poll about which I should use to propose to @mrazfellco--I'm giving him all three.

Hopefully this will be my...