#<- i think we've established that reg & barty & pandora are our figure skaters. what a trio. i know they have the CRAZIEST lore
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6’2 black turtleneck figure skated barty save meeeeeeee
no because he's doing something to me too... and what a way of channeling all that ruthlessness / precision / two-faced quality he has in canon.
he skates like he's trying to kill himself but there is also a staggering amount of control! his face is on the back of those sponsored athlete kellogg's cereal boxes! he's pierced his tongue & his hip bones but nowhere visible, and his tattoos are down one arm and the left side of his back because those areas are covered up by his costumes...
crucially i think barty is still as much of a dirtbag, it's just that he appears to become an entirely different person on ice. this barty is just a touch more openly type A but so insufferably smug at all times because he KNOWS he's good... it's the incongruence between the Serious Athlete and the smug piece-of-shit in a ratty thrasher hoodie who's severely hungover at practice. he's sipping a red monster energy and compression-wrapping his ankles. this au is going to kill me i think?? barty & regulus as professional figure skaters who grew up together is genuinely insane
#do you guys think he'd do a skate routine to lil peep. is that even possible. is that a thing. skaters weigh in.#olympics au#<- i think we've established that reg & barty & pandora are our figure skaters. what a trio. i know they have the CRAZIEST lore#the contrast between that trio and james/evan/lily as hockey players peripherally aware of each other is also crazy#a
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