#<- he won one (1) round of ydkj and was like He's my bestie for real

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cookie masterson for the ask game !

ME PERSONALLY... God, I have so many thoughts on this guy. I hope he's okay??? first of all? Or that he Will be, jeez louise. I don’t like taking up space on the dash so I’ll just put stuff in the read more

I like him a lot I think he’s funny and he’s got a great laugh I also think he’s Insane? he seems to say or do the most insane things but so nonchalantly, as if this were Perfectly normal in his eyes or something and that’s a funny quality that he has IMO and Honestly, I see him as a really lonely person ? but he probably doesn’t like letting people Know how lonely he is and you know how insecure this guy is, he’s said something about being an “insecure freak” at least. 

You know how he’s mean to you in-game I bet he’s actually a really sweet guy once you get to know him, like if you got close enough to be able to tell him your issues he’d get mad at whatever happened to made you feel so bad. He’s probably really in touch with his own emotions too? he’s clingy (he has said he is), if you give him enough attention (since he seems to thrive off of this a lot, he needs to be Reassured sometimes) he’ll suddenly think you’re his bestest friend ever and start telling you about his issues just off the bat like that

it’s different because there’s this sort of like. Barrier? that allows him to be all mean to the interns and players, you know what i mean? he’s like, I’m Cookie Masterson and I can practically do I want around here, I’m the host and I am Important, but once you reach up to his level or if he starts wanting to actually form a connection he’d pipe down a little, it might even be a lot harder for this guy to Talk to you. but i also see this guy kind of wishing there wasn’t a barrier and he could join in on the fun itself. does that make sense? like even though he acts like he doesn’t care what he does or says to you, he’s Lonely, like i said before. He Wishes He Had Some Sort Of Real Connection With Somebody or could Constantly have this connection (unrealistic) but he mistakes connection with attention so he starts trying to find ways to receive attention instead (either by yelling at interns to say that he is handsome or relying on it from the players). and since the interns know better than to mess with this guy, he gets used to just Yelling at people, i bet if you Were stern to him he wouldn’t know what to do with himself probably. he’s just not used to it

umm. i swear i have more to say about this guy but I can’t think of anything off the top of my head like that but I swear I’m rotating this guy in my mind constantly. he quite literally lives in my head anyway. [redacted] too. those are my top 2 favourite hosts. i think they’re actually a Little similar but only a little. i said somewhere to my friend that if you told [redacted] that you hate his hosting he’d want to die on the spot and would make a fuss about it right then and there, but with cookie he’d act like he doesn’t care but would cry about it to himself later. or would go. “Yeah okay. whatever. Not like I care. Scoff. Tch  ...Do you really mean that?” personally i think if you told schmitty you don’t like his hosting he’d be like “Ok? then die”

if i’m not making any sense here then uhmmm . My bad. tell me YOUR thoughts about this guy or your thoughts on my thoughts I don’t know up to you. he’s for sure A Guy. also hi