#<- erm. sort of implied that both phil and sam are wil's biological parents so...
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maigetheplatypus57 · 4 months ago
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I'm a "ckristin is cwil's mom" believer at heart but there is something outrageously funny about the headcanon where the samsung smart fridge is actually c!sam (named sam ✅, electronic appliance✅, history with cphil ✅).
Like just the fucking implication that among sam's other crimes, such as chopping off his boyfriend's arm, cheating death, and being a cop his ass just does Not pay child support 💀
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