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maigetheplatypus57 · 3 months ago

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I'm a "ckristin is cwil's mom" believer at heart but there is something outrageously funny about the headcanon where the samsung smart fridge is actually c!sam (named sam ✅, electronic appliance✅, history with cphil ✅).

Like just the fucking implication that among sam's other crimes, such as chopping off his boyfriend's arm, cheating death, and being a cop his ass just does Not pay child support 💀

#maige's posts #mcyt #dsmp #dsmpshipping #<- erm. sort of implied that both phil and sam are wil's biological parents so...#this is not my hc btw i encountered it in a discord server and it fucking haunts me that i forgot who said it #anyways sam upon encountering kristin 'the mom who stepped up' goddess of death in the afterlife #kristin: YOU HAVE CHEATED ME FOR FAR TOO LONG #sam: oh shit oh fuck #kristin handing him a document: YOU OWE MY HUSBAND AND SON 20+ YEARS OF CHILD SUPPORT. PAY UP ASSHOLE

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