#;yeet! (umaro)

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Just found out what the berserker ring does and omfg I don't know what I expected but party members yeeted at the enemy was not it

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FFVI Characters as Things I Have Said at Least Once at Some Point

Setzer: Heteronormativity is out, binormativity is in: assume everyone is bi unless stated otherwise.

Edgar: I don't just need to decompress, I need someone to extract my files in WinRAR.

Sabin: The list of people I would personally like to yeet like a football grows longer with each passing day.

Shadow: He's a 10, but he's got more skeletons in his closet than an out of season Spirit Halloween.

Cyan: Dost thou wisheth to fuck around and find out?

Celes: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I have a crisis on company time. :')

Locke: Inside of me there are two raccoons fighting in the back alley behind an apartment complex over a discarded container of leftover spaghetti. Their names are depression and anxiety and the spaghetti is my brain.

Terra: I don't know if my lack of interest in physical intimacy beyond hugging is because of trauma and severe trust issues or I'm just asexual, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

Gau: Sometimes I crave hose water. There's nothing in the world that feels the same way as grabbing a garden hose like a feral gremlin and slurping the ground juice.

Umaro: *unintelligible screaming after one more thing went wrong that day and completely broke me*

Gogo: My mom thinks I'd be a good leader but it also sounds Exhausting so instead I just go with whatever my friends are doing. This has had Bad Consequences.

Mog: He's got the energy of someone who has met both God and Death and fears neither.

Strago: Every time I remember the fact that Shrek came out over 20 years ago, I feel myself aging faster.

Relm: *taking a huge gulp of a strawberry acai lemonade refresher from starbucks* God I wish this was booze, and I don't even drink.

Kefka: It honestly feels like I'm just one more traumatic experience away from completely losing my mind and going full supervillain.

Leo: Sometimes in life, you just don't realize your friends are actually terrible people until it's Too Late.