#;YEAH? WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU - I'M DONE RUNNIN' AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS! (ic)

[phntmskull]

“HA! An’ here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo!! Well, the joke’s on you!”

“I’m not even a real blonde!!”

[phntmskull]

“S-Splits, like banana splits??” He’s not looking, he’s not. You have no proof.

[phntmskull]

“Lightning’s been striking this place all night and you wanna play in puddles?”

“Um, yeaaah.... Izthatbad?” Water droplets went flying as Ryuji shook a lanky leg out, balancing precariously as the other was still firmly planted in the little pool near the sidewalk. His socks were probably unsalvageable at this point, best to go into the garbage the second he got home, hell probably his shoes along with, mud caking them right up to the laces but at least he had a story to tell, right?! Phantom Thief business could wait till tomorrow, there were bigger things to worry about... like the group of puddles that had been begging to be splashed in on their way home! (Surely a little downtime wouldn’t kill them... Hopefully.)

“Look, if I was gonna be shocked, I think I’d already been donezo by now, right?” Foot landed back in the muddy water, both shoes now completely dirtied though it didn’t look like Ryuji cared that much about it. And yet, he couldn’t help but notice Makoto standing right outside the splash zone, all clean an’ shiny. “But... Ya know... I guess you’re riiight, better to be safe than sorry... Help me out? Pretty please?” Hands reached towards her, prepared to be lift out of this filthy mess.... before his grip tightened and he yanked her back into the puddle instead! “Oops!!” 

[phntmskull]

∗ 19﹕ sender  sits  in  receiver’s  lap .

∗ 19﹕ sender  sits  in  receiver’s  lap .

“Um... Ah, I....” Pitiful sounds stumbled out of his agape jaw, brain bluescreening once his offer to give up his seat on the subway turned into Miss Prez making him the seat instead. (Not that he particularly minded... But maybe a little warning first perhaps?? A guy’s gotta prep!) “Y’know.... M-Makoto, I could’a gotten up instead.. Tryna be a gentleman an’ all, lil rude to take that opportunity away from me.. ” Jeez Louise, where was he supposed to put his hands?? They were just awkwardly hanging on each side like limp noodles. And as far as Ryuji was concerned, her waist and legs were forbidden territory!! Where was Akira or even Morgana when he needed them? 

[phntmskull]

“Hey, for real?? What’s this about me bein’ afraid of Makoto or something?? That’s not true! ...... Okay, so what if I am?! It’s a healthy fear, hear me? Healthy!”

[phntmskull]

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