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preemptively saying that any school thing that needs me to wake up at 7:00 am on a sunday is fucking stupid
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Breaking: local teen discovers that taking care of their body makes them feel better and when they don't take care of their body they feel not better
#mfw washing my face every day makes me feel amazing just like they said#me when going to bed the pm makes me not cranky#girls when touching grass brightens their mood#shitposting
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ever since i was a young pup i knew i wanted to be a werewolf cowboy
#AND I A M#pov me and the herd leaders are besties who won’t let any of the other horses near me for long >:3#(this is bc i care for the herd leaders they are my 1200 lbs babiessss)#they’ll be like ‘oh hello strange creecher who gives us treats! what are u doing in the field? would you like to sniff grass with me?’#(them being the other horses)#my girls go ‘oh absolutely not’ and then run them off lmao#oh IM perfectly allowed to say hi to the other horses but god forbid one of them gets a little too close to me#cranky old mares my beloved <3#ruff ruff#therian#therianthropy#wolfkin#werewolfkin#caninekin#dogkin#wulverkin#otherkin#werewolf#alterhuman#nonhuman
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I was talking with @spiritkidd about this episode and this was the resulting convo
This is probably one of my favorite episodes in the show (besides all my other favorites which is just every episode in the series) but S2 Ep09 was literally hilarious.
#he sounds so baby girl#oh Michael do I look just dreadful?? 🥺🥺 be honest 😭😭#April really put KITT in a cat carrier and called it a day#that poor car oh my god#Michael trying so hard not to laugh when he first saw his partner will live in my noggin rent free#he was so cranky about the whole thing 😭😂#I love when Kitt is cranky#sitting there crossing his arms POUTING >:(#knight rider#pilot speaks!
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Spindle: Unbothered
Nima: "Life's too short to hold a grudge, hold at LEAST five"
Quality time with her emotional support cloth carrot will at least knock it down to 4 grudges
#one big nap should cure her sulking im sure#bunblr#bunnies of tumblr#spindle#nima#shes one cranky girl tho#asks#nimas comfort carrot
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I'm gonna posit that either Gil's blood tastes really weird (and of course she knows what his blood tastes like: I'm 100% sure she bites) or else this blood tastes really weird
Like, theoretically, Bang might be a subject matter expert in identifying people by blood flavor, or have some kind of 'improvement' that gave her this ability, but honestly those don't seem as likely to me.
or at least I can't envision her taking the care with her eating habits that sommelier's are supposed to need to. She's not restrained like that.
it also strikes me as strange that the trail is so easily followed- thought maybe that's support for Zeetha's theory that they were mid-combat?
#girl genius#page react#sneaky gate is sneaky and we like it that way#glad to see Tarvek being all saavy this page#also pleasing to see him cranky about all this <3
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“Hello child, what’s this about missing villagers? Most curious, I do hope you find them soon, desu”
Went and cleaned up an old silly concept combining two interests of mine, I mean who wouldn’t wan’t Goenitz on their animal crossing island?
#my art#king of fighters#the king of fighters#goenitz#animal crossing#he’s supposed to look like a wolf as well as a deer#that feeling when you invite a cult leader onto your island#i know snooty villagers are all girls but listen goenitz would be snooty#cranky and smug just doesnt cut it for his elegant flowery way of talking
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My PC is having twins, just took on Robin's debt, the suspicion bar at the cafe is too high, Remy just declared war on the farm, Kylar is in prison and I'm just. 🙈
#lord pls give me strength#BRJWBEJWBDEJH#eri my sweet girl I'm so sorry#pls hold out a bit longer BEJWBEJWB#ON TOP OF THAT AVERY IS LIKE??? CRANKY THAT I KEEP REFUSING CHAMPAGNE#SHE'S PREGNANT YOU ASSHOLE PLS STOP MAKING SHIT HARDER#i haven't sweated so much for a game in so long but here we are.#dol#degrees of lewdity
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this is gonna sound whiny but nonbinary ppl can immediately tell when u just see them as their agab jsyk👍 its just frustrating 2 b surrounded by other queer ppl and even in those communities without fail if i make any comment abt period cramps or having worked in childcare or shit like that theres an Immediate shift to like oh okay ur actually a Girl got it . like . there was anothr nonbinary person i used 2 kno who had zero problem using the right pronouns for me until they heard how high my voice was on a call once ☠️
#this isnt targeted its just a vent#idk its just annoying. like i can get away w painting my nails but i feel like thats bc#its trendy in niche communities now for cis boys to do it#and i hate feeling like my masculinity is constantly being stacked next to like . the pillars of cis man and cis woman#like . idk im probably not articulating this v well#like . especially as somebody who thinks of themselves as transmasc but doesnt want top surgery its annoying bc that alone#means i lose legitimacy 2 some of the queer ppl i try 2 talk 2 abt gender stuff with#and beyond that#the stupidass responses ive gotten to telling ppl i dont ever rlly plan on coming out to my family#like girl.... i cannot be the first person uve met who doesnt have a safe or comfortable environment to be transgender jn????#and beyond that i dont think its that big a deal that i dont ever come out like . officially#the ppl i care abt know and they see me the way i want so thats enough for me#but in like . largely lgbt online spaces thats where it gets frustrating#like we r supposed 2 b beyond defining gender solely on stereotypes and tit size#tw transphobia#like not rlly but jic it makes anybody uncomfy#thank u that is all#SORRY FOR BEIN CRANKY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING 😵😵 love and light etc#its not like a huge deal either its just smth that gets frustrating specifically in spaces full of ppl that u have some expectations#of understanding from#sorry if this is like complete nonsense LOL
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Stop thinking Quadritch is hot, gerontophile. Also wish Neytiri got a dadbod like Jake did. He's not hot either
Thank you for reminding me to make these
#cranky cuz ur attracted to blue cat ppl huh#its ok join us insteadof whatever this is!#couldnt leave my girl neytiri out tho eye got my eye on the males rn 🤧#askbox#oel.mine#avatar memes#avatar 2#avatar film#james cameron avatar#avatar way of water#avatar the way of water#miles quaritch#jake sully#neytiri#na'vi
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i also genuinely think all the companions are appealing romance wise already so. thats actually exciting and a first for me with a dragon age game
#the only one im meh on is taash but maybe she’ll surprise me!#i’m not into the cranky muscle girl trope im sorry#karlach is my forever girl bc she was a sweetie#i think abt the speech she gives near the end of the game all the time
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10 old men have already qualified for the Old Man Tourney...but who will they face? AND WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME?
PREPARE YOURSELF, AND NOMINATE THE ELDERLY TODAY!
#toadsworth#super mario#iroh#atla iroh#avatar the last airbender#hopidiah plantar#hop pop#amphibia#statler and waldorf#the muppets#hide the pain harold#cranky kong#donkey kong country#joe mccool#derry girls#rab#dq11#dragon quest#grandpa joe#willy wonka#solomon muto#yugi's grandpa#yugioh#Old Man Tourney
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pov: you're el and co. cracking open an old stasis chamber in the basement of hnl so you can ask for help saving the world because you're not strong enough to do it on your own
#he's cranky and hungry and tired despite being asleep for the last X years. but by god. he'll help his little girl#anyway let me be insane please i need this to happen in st5 pleas epleasepl ajdfklajs pleas e!!!!!!#i say things#stranger things //#henry creel
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Baby olympia stole my hearth, their little family is soo cute 🥹, if it's okay with you love, could you do one where Thena is doing something with baby olympia like feeding her or dressing her (in a super cute outfit 'cause thena is a fashion icon) and Gil is watching them, falling more in love with his girls, feeling grateful that he came back to Thena and that their little her was born. Just Gil being soft for his girls. 🩷
Gil keeps an eye on them - his girls - in the corner of the room.
Thena calls it 'feeding', which it is in some ways. She sits in the rocking chair Phastos constructed for them, and she holds Olympia, and both of them enter a dreamlike state as Cosmic Energy slowly leaves Thena and is absorbed by their little supernova.
Their little miracle--Gil still can't believe it.
He can't even believe that he's alive, for starters. His last memory is of him on his back on the amazon forest floor, looking up at Thena (much to her dismay). But he remembers she was smiling until the moment he closed his eyes.
Next thing he knows, he's alive again, Sersi has saved the world, there's a Celestial sticking out of the ocean and he and Thena have catching up to do. And then Thena is pregnant.
No one saw it coming, of course. No one could have. They all thought of Ajak often during the process of it all, but they were on their own for it. Thank all the stars in the sky for Sersi, and Phastos. All their siblings, of course.
Druig and Sprite are most wary of the baby, no matter how they love her. Sprite excels at entertaining young Olympia, if nothing else. She does seem amused by Druig, as if his constantly reading her young mind has established a somewhat two-way connection.
Kingo says he doesn't like that, because he should be her favourite. He and Phastos argue on that often. But, although Makkari bouncing and jogging her (gently!) around the Domo is fun for them both, Sersi is of course Thena's chosen second mother for their child.
And there could be no better, he agrees. Sersi has always been the most human, and the most connected to the ways of the heart. She's sweet, and warm, and has an awareness of the soul that none of the rest of them possess.
Gil admits this freely; he has only one soul to which his is linked.
It's strange to think that his wife has now lived part of her life without him, and yet to him he has spent not even a day without her. But he can see how she's worn out by what she's endured. He wishes he could take it on for her; it's not fair.
Gil walks into their shared room. It's still just his personal quarters in the Domo--far from luxurious. Phastos did do them the kindness of engineering an expansion, just into the next room, but the extra space was still appreciated.
There is also a small crib for Olympia, mere steps away from the bed.
He chuckles, looking at the little mobile above it. It's a simple thing, but Thena did whittle and paint it herself. There are dinosaurs and pegasi and also regular birds. A whole history's worth of creatures.
They all guessed he would be the one who would be unable to bear being away from Olympia. And they are right, but it's Thena who has the most acute anxiety about it.
Only by his and Sersi's convincing did she allow them to install the crib at all. If it were up to Thena, she would be holding their child in her arms until the day she was Sprite's height.
Gil kneels down in front of his beautiful girls. Olympia is sleeping soundly, absorbing little dewdrops of Cosmic Energy from her mother like a meadow receives the rain. Sersi reasons that human children often need extra vitamins and nutrients besides in just their food; perhaps this is the same.
He brushes his fingers over his daughter's tiny head; she really does look like a tiny Thena, although he thinks her hair is getting a little darker just at the roots. He kisses her little forehead. She scrunches her face. "I'm sorry, my little sunburst."
"You're here."
He smiles up at his wife, her enchanting green eyes affixed to him. She looks even more stunning since bringing Olympia into the world. "I'm here."
It's become a kind of greeting for them. Thena will voice those words as if one day he won't affirm them. But he has no right to worry about that when it's very possible that she has experienced that in some form or another.
He leans up, capturing her lips against his tenderly.
Thena sighs as they part, her head tilting lazily as she relaxes that last little bit. Her eyes shine at him, "she's strong."
The connection between Warrior Eternal and her progeny is one that brings tears to his eyes. He moves the back of his knuckle against his daughter's cheek, "I know. Look who her mother is."
Thena lets him kiss her cheek with reverence. "To say nothing of her father. Two of the galaxy's deadliest--she will be a force to be reckoned with."
"She," Gilgamesh pats the soft of his palm against Olympia's head, "will never have to know battle, so long as we live."
"Yes," Thena sighs, letting herself believe his reassurance. She inhales, adjusting her arms, "here."
It's a simple thing, but it moves him that she trusts him so completely with their daughter. Of course she does, he is her father. But he knows Thena--knows the way she twitches and flinches and watches. She is made to be vigilant, after all, and even with their own family, she is always keenly aware of their daughter's whereabouts.
But with him, she hands her over. Thena has no question about his ability to prioritise and protect their child.
He makes room as she stands from the chair. She wobbles faintly and he moves so she can lean into his side. "Easy."
He isn't entirely sure what takes place during the 'feedings'. Because he also makes her regular old milk and feeds that to her. But Phastos and Druig alike cannot fathom what takes place between mother and child and their connection of energy.
Thena nuzzles her face into his shoulder.
"You're tired," he chuckles, holding their daughter in one arm and his wife in the other. "Nap with me."
Thena mumbles faintly. And while he doesn't hear it, he knows it's because she wants them to have Olympia in the bed in between them, instead of in the crib.
"We talked about this," he reminds her as he oh-so gently lays Olympia down on the little cot within the high walls. "You trust Sersi."
"Of course I trust Sersi," she grumbles, as if she is not grinding her teeth in her head to distract from her separation anxiety.
"She needs to learn to sleep on her own," he says gently, pulling Thena with him to the bed. "You can't hold her forever, sweetheart."
"We live forever."
He chuckles, careful not to be too loud with his little sunflower in the room. But he tucks some of Thena's hair away from her face and kisses the corner of her amazing lips. "As will she. And that's a long time for her to sleep in her own bedroom."
He can practically hear his wife's feelings about their infant daughter sleeping in a completely separate room. He presses his nose to the sculpted hollow of her cheek. "I will want you all to myself again someday, you know."
That makes her smile. She laughs faintly as he kisses her cheek and pulls them to lie down together. She settles into his chest, his arms wrapped around her, their daughter's tiny breaths reaching their inhuman ears. "You have your priorities I see."
"I do," he answers honestly, rubbing Thena's back and burying his nose in the hair at the top of her head. "It's my two girls, always. My new little star and the sun of my galaxy."
"Hm," Thena allows him to relish the contact with her. "I shall pretend that's sweet, instead of you being eager to bed me again."
"I can be a sweet and loving father, and also your husband, y'know."
#Thenamesh Olympia AU#I wasn't sure to continue this one to be honest#baby fics aren't my specialty#but I do hope you like it my dear#I don't get asks like I used to so I really will do my best to fulfill those I do get#and I think it's sweet that people liked baby Olympia!#Gil is a very loving father#but I absolutely believe that he is the rational parent#Sersi tells him Olympia needs to learn to self soothe and he's like okay it'll be tough#he doesn't like to hear his baby girl crying!#but Thena he has to all but lock in a closet#Thena says my baby is crying and you would stand in my way???#it's a good way to get thrown#luckily Olympia is pretty good#she's not fussy or cranky and she does sleep#once Kingo and Phastos are arguing and they wake her up and she fusses a little#Thena arrives practically through the wall#like what are you doing?#meanwhile Gil is fine#until you insinuate she has a favourite uncle#then he is like no absolutely not she loves me and only me idiots
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I really need pinterest to learn the difference between natural nails and nude acrylic/gel enhancements
#the 'your nails but better' trend doesn't help#neither does the awful 'clean girl aesthetic'#like they look great & when i can afford to get my nails done regularly that's exactly what i want my enhancements to look like#to reduce breakage & maintain a uniform length & shape (which i totally suck at doing myself) under my regular lacquer#but they're not what i'm looking for when i search for natural nail manicures#grunge holds a grudge about pinterest#i mean. i'm not actually mad- more like mildly miffed- but i am in pain and everything is making me cranky#(i re-injured my toe on saturday and then had to walk around walmart for over an hour today in not-weather-appropriate footwear)
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Was Ygritte ASOIAF Fridged longest thread in the history of westeros closed after 3000 posts
#max.txt#the thing is that sometimes women die.#sometimes they do die. sometimes badly#on the other hand i do feel like the plot/character arc here is that it’s necessary for her to die for jon’s arc right#like. it’s part of his divided loyalties thing#but maybe i’m just cranky because [voice of that one tweet] i hate when girls die#please opine if you like. i’m listening#asoiaf
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