#//well ok i guess it's a /little/ self centered bc rene gets to be the special boyTM
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//i have like a really really major hankering for a frozen AU like i talked with alois mun about it for a little bit but it’s been living rent free in my head for like... 2 weeks now lmao (esp with all those cool dresses ive been doodling, bc those all fit into that specific AU), but like if we threw out all the dumb shit that di/sney does with their characters and plots lol so no more trolls, no weird inconsistent betrayal plot point, etc, unless it’s like,, something you feel inspired by, then we can like talk about it?? bc i really like everything to do with this world, except the fact that it was written by disney who have no idea how to actually write women’s empowerment lmao anyways
//rene doesn’t hurt someone else, he ends up hurting himself with his own powers (thus creating his signature streaky hair, which are brighter silver in this AU instead of the more blended greys of his usual hair color). He also scars his hands, which is the main reason why he wears gloves (which i always seem to forget whenever i draw him in dresses, ugh).
//his storyline is also very much about freedom of expression, but taking on a more ‘identity’ route (i guess more like frozen 2). I also just... a lot of random fun headcanons about him
//he looks even more like a corpse than usual in this AU, bc he’s literally frozen, like the reason why he doesn’t feel coldness is bc his body is basically always at 0C or below. He can be warmed up by external sources, but he doesn’t provide his own heat (kinda like a reptile lmaoo cold blooded or some magic thing blah blah blah). When he blushes, his skin starts to look like a regular healthy human being’s. If he’s outside in the cold for a long time, he can start to look a bit like a walking corpse--his bad joints are a result of being so cold all the time and also not really doing self care or anything. Hot baths are a nightmare, he might melt.
//he’s also very cold to the touch (another reason why his primary design will probably have him wearing long sleeves, gloves, long pants, etc etc, all buttoned up and stuff, to prevent people from touching him directly). If it’s warm and humid he’d probably form condensation on his skin lmaoooo and he can freeze people with a touch, if he’s consciously doing it.
//also like i feel like he wouldn’t just wander into a forest and create a giant castle, he’s too much of a disaster for that, he’d wander into a forest, stumble into a river or like do other clumsy shit bc he’s a spoiled rich boy who has never run or climbed or done any mountaineering for a single minute in his whole life, climb out, walk another short distance, then fall asleep next to a log, and the next day someone finds him and thinks he’s a corpse, goes to investigate, wakes him up, and he freaks them the fuck out bc the person who discovered him thought he was dead (this just,, idk im just very attached to this idea bc i think it’s funny ghasdlkfjhsl like rene sleeping peacefully, looking like a very run of the mill frozen corpse, then suddenly standing up amidst the cracking and creaking of a thousand old man joints and also the ice that formed on him while he was asleep). By the end he’d probably not look the best, like torn clothes (even if he magicked himself a new outfit), matted hair, skeletal looking thinness, discolored skin, etc, y’know, like the ice witch that elsa was supposed to look like, before they decided to make her more marketable and gave her eyeliner and makeup and shit
#{ ooc | out of cloaking }#{ tbd | to be sapped }#//iiiiii i really want frozen auuuuuu#//it's a good oneeee#//i promise!!!#//well ok i guess it's a /little/ self centered bc rene gets to be the special boyTM#//so maybe ill just turn it into a fic series or smth#//i /will/ write this AU mark my fucking words#//it's right up there in priority with my uhhh modern mercenary AU where rene has a web series about being a hitman#//i really wanna do a funny thing where like... he's a 'hitman' but like instead of killing people#//a lot of the time he like takes a commission#//half down#//the offers life advice#//basically he's like 'if i can solve this problem without murder you can keep the other half of the commission'#//then proceeds to solve their problems#//bc honestly murder is hard to get away with#//he can't be bothered esp when the issue is like 'my wife is cheating on me!!' he'd just be like 'then break up with her you dolt'#//'stop being a stubborn bastard and just break up with her why tf do you care so much about someone who obv doesn't care about you'#//'i dont blame her for wanting to walk out on you if your solution to cheating is to hire a hitman like damn id walk out on you too'#//'and i'm the one who's getting hired to do the murdering'#//his cover job? 'personal advice and private investigation'#//which is basically what he ends up doing in his moonlight job anyway lmao#//i think that's actually the perfect cover operation for him#//hell he probably got called to investigate his own crimes sometimes#//which he delightfully gets to manipulate the evidence for#//it's very fun i like the intrigue and the dramatic irony i just think it's funny
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