#//i refuse to believe a canon interaction w/dk and bowz wouldn't include some toilet humor tho

[simiansmoke]

📣 + Mario, Luigi, Peach and/or Bowser (if you don't want to do all four xD)

SEND [ 📣 + a topic ] FOR A VOICE LINE MY MUSE WOULD HAVE ABOUT THAT TOPIC.

Mario//

"Him? AGAIN? You know we could be doing something way more relaxing than wasting time PRATTling on bout that loser. Like napping on a nail bed."

Luigi//

"... something's not right about that one. I legit saw him stop to pick up a worm on the path and set it aside. Green bananas taste a little off, but this is next level 'off'."

Peach//

"No, I'm not officially her bodyguard. I'm officially her beta male blocker, and hoo boy - if you don't set off all the bells."

Bowser//

"...you think dude takes the shell off to shit? I'm just sayin' ~ he's been in there an awful long time."