#//Hideyoshi's Narcissitic Fucking Dad...

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New Muse File Discovered...

Decrypting.....

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OST: Danger Danger!

WARNING! WARNING! ALL AGENTS BE ADVISED!! THIS MUSE IS CONFIRMED TO BE A HIGH-RANKING SCION OF THE SCIONS OF SALEM! PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION!!!

Opening File: Warflame.

"Welcome to Vale News Network with Lisa Lavender and her Cohost Fossil Greystone!" The announcer said with the camera focusing on Lisa and sitting across from her is Hideyoshi Phalanx.

"Hello once again fellow viewers! I am here with none other than Hideyoshi Phalanx the Third Strongest S-Rank Hunter in this new day and age. Thank you for coming onto the show today Mr. Phalanx."

"Thanks glad to be here Miss Lavender and please call me Hideyoshi." He said with both of them chuckling a bit.

"So Hideyoshi, I have heard that you were once the weakest man ever, do you want to tell us about that? " Lisa would say as it the view changed from inside the VNN studio into to a TV screen.. with a man standing there and watching it....

"Well I have to blame my father for that. He was the only man who was so abusive I can't even look at him in the face and call him my father." Hideyoshi answered.

"I see... and what was he like?"

"Mind my french here but for the kiddies at home watchin' I'll simply keep it PG. He was a sack of crap that got what was comin' to him." He answered with the man watching the TV tightening his fist while Lisa chuckled at his answer.

"Well! I must say I think you proved him wrong didn't you!"

"Yup I sure did!! Hahahahaahahaha!" Hideyoshi would laugh with Lisa as the man punched the T.V with an enraged growl as flames erupted from his Grimmified fist.......

"I'm gonna kill you Hideyoshi.... and remind you that women like your mother and others.... should remember their place."

THE SCION OF WARFLAME ARES PHALANX

Only on Strykingback... Will You Stryke Against This Narcissistic Bastard?