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dutybcrne · 3 months ago

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Kaeya most definitely made at least one joke about how bc Addie and Elzer helped keep him alive during Luc’s Adventurous 4yrs Adventures Abroad, he was gonna make himself their problem.

Addie will never forget to bring up he has yet to make good on his threat every time he visits.

#hc; kaeya #Kae: You saved my life. now you’re never gonna get rid of me. I might just stick around & make yall miserable lol #Addie: fucken BET #//Every time he rolls around to the Winery on business after that she’s just Where is the misery you promised Master Kaeya :)#//‘Thought you said we’d never be rid of you :)’ ‘Addie I—‘ ‘You wouldt DARE lie to me would u Master Kaeya? :)’#//Elzer is more low key abt it #//But in a silly way that sounds awful out of context #//Like ‘Y’know; we could always use a little more misery around here. why don’t you stick around longer :)’#//Everybody and Luc stares blankly in disbelief and or confusion; meanwhile Addie’s lurking nearby while Kae’s sweatin bullets #//Just ‘why won’t they let that GO: aaaaAAAAA-‘#//Luc learning abt the bit might make Kae tormenting him at the tavern go down easier #//Like ‘Ah; he’s here to deliver the misery he promised :)’#//Only to regret everything and his life choices(/j) the INSTANT Kae opens his mouth #//Each time he sees him dropping by to clown; he rests a little easier knowing Kae is sticking around; however it goes down #//Has a heckin STRESS every time he decides to Cats Tail instead #hc; diluc #//Sigh; that goes there now hdbdb #//do I need to tag for the dark humor. and if so how #//Anywho back on subject; Kae would crack jokes abt this to exceedingly close ppl like Jean or Varka; too #//He got a MASSIVE lecture from each of them the first and only times he cracked that sort of joke #//Abt how important he in fact rlly IS to them; and misery is the LAST thing he’d EVER give them #//Which hurt him more than them insulting or denouncing him bc NOW he feels guilty & anxious #//Like he feels he inevitably WILL bring them misery; no matter how hard he strives otherwise #//And boy oh BOY would he try to avoid it for them in particular; just as he would Addie and Elzer #//Luc; he’s just being a LIL bit spiteful; LIL bit attention seeking #//Getting attention/keeping him in his life the best way he knows how without worrying Luc will see it as a sign to try & bridge the gap

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