#// NGL THAT'S A QUICK WAY TO MAKE VIPER TEAR UP.... gifts from the heart are his THING

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Hah, hell, I still take off my shoes at my front door. There's some things we've always done that we can never do another way without some hardcore guidance-- Not that it's a bad idea to not wear outdoor shoes in the home... Keeps the floors cleaner and the atmosphere comfier, I think!

I didn't get these pythons overnight.~ Er, that is to say, I've always had some killer upper body strength. That's how I landed a job on Dynamite, y'know? ...As security, yes, but still. Means I'm trusted with handling the human equivalent of charging bulls when cameras are rolling, and then hyena-like fans when cameras aren't focused on someone charging at me.

Eheh... Yeah, uh-- Yeah. Let's say their preconceived notion of me was too far off the mark for them to stand even looking at me. My grandparents offered their couch, don't get me wrong! But I felt safer running as far from my parents' reach as possible. And hell, this was just their reaction to my gender. That's literally the only thing I told them and it was enough to get them so tilted, so if they saw me now they might just go fucking nuclear. Better safe than sorry in the end.

...Ah-- Sheesh, sorry for traumadumping on you like that, Bay--!

Yesterday doesn't feel real. I actually managed to flirt with two super cute guys from work, it feels like a dream.