"Ahem. According to my scientifically accurate and highly creditable research, there's about a 99.9% chance that I'll be able to convince Kinich to join my party!"
"Behold the following graphic!"
"As you can see, my track record has not been the greatest, but if you look at the guys who aren't little shits stubborn, you'll be able to observe that they have either the Dendro element or they use a Claymore as their preferred weapon. Now guess what, the new guy is BOTH Dendro and a Claymore user! Nothing can go wrong, right?"
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