#// How does it feel to have nearly made me say 'Noisey lore' huh

[noisester]

ANONYMOUS: your Noiseys are sooooo cute! Do they have names?

He raised a finger and opened his mouth as if to say something very obvious, but ended up with a brain full of static. D. Did he give them names when he was mass-producing them? He forgot. That felt like something he'd do for The Funny™️, although he was so focused on creating Italian suffering machines that the idea probably hasn't crossed his mind?

He didn't really intend them to make a name outside of their target audience either. They were literally designed by yours truly to be as obnoxious as possible. Oh, those Forknights are making Peppino's journey harder, but you know what's MORE annoying than a Forknight?? A Noisier Forknight!

And then his girlfriend just. Adopted one? Named it, dyed it pink and everything, so much so that it's starting to stray a bit from its programming? Come to think of it, a handful of his Noiseys learned to convey their own 'personality' now (either that or there's a fault in their circuit board or something). There's one behind him that's walking in circles next to the one that's lying on its 'back' staring endlessly at the ceiling. It's odd. They were entirely mechanical but looked... much more complex?

...Darn, now he's wondering if he should start naming them. Ah look, there's an unfinished one sitting on his desk. He was working on it before Fake decided it wanted to be the centre of attention in today's hellscape.

Noise gently grabbed the Noisey by its sides, assessing it for a little while before shifting his attention to the other. Fasten your seatbelt, folks. You are about to witness a father naming his newborn child.

"This is my son, Bogos Binted." What