#// Alexa's AU wife is a conventionally attractive succubus in Guy Harvey t-shirts and cutoff short with her ass cheeks showing and | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

radioconstructed · 8 months ago

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// I've seen a lot of "Alastor's wife" takes from sexy succubus to girl he's violently obsessed with to fellow serial killer, and I love the diversity of interpretation in this fandom, but I also think it's lacking a take that's "sillay qp besties" and anyway that's what Al and her wife were. Goofy-ass chaotic neutrals.

#// Alexa's AU wife is a conventionally attractive succubus in Guy Harvey t-shirts and cutoff short with her ass cheeks showing and #everyone is like 'how did he bag this baddie. how did she bag his old ass' but when she opens her mouth she sounds like skweezy jibbs tweet #and everyone is like 'ohhhhhh okay I see.' He's a morosexual and she's a cutie who activates his morosexuality.#mun post.#she's also his baby mama. this was spawned by a joke about him wanting to be like 'we got any floridian succubi here??' I don't remember #why he wanted a floridian baby mama and sinners can't reproduce so it has to be a succubus. so he has a floridian succubus babymama.

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