#/ so he'll give gifts to ppl who celebrate and legit does nothing outside of it gfjhd.

[moonglittering]

✨ silent night / only because he's drunk and asleep.

Christmas Skills !

Bold what applies to your muse!

Wrapping presents: professional with ribbon on top  |  passable  |  catastrophe  |  call an ambulance.

Buying the correct presents: professional with ribbon on top  |  good  |  yes I still have the receipt why do you ask |  here’s a coupon get yourself something nice.

Avoiding Christmas altogether: hasn’t been seen in 20 years ( hes has never celebrated outside of school, job duties, etc ) |  attends a few parties here and there  |  only seen when necessary |  was found every time

Knowing Christmas songs: choose from track 1 to 500!  |  the usual ones  |  a few |  Christ-what?

Picking a Christmas jumper: look it even lights up!  |  it’s ugly let’s take it  |  decent  |  the red one has to do ( but only for a party. )

Sending Christmas cards: it’s huge and shiny and Rudolph’s nose lights up  |  simple and traditional  |  it says Christmas that’s all that matters  |  no cards.

Decorating: IT SHINES SO BRIGHT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON  |  one time a plane confused us with a runway  | just the tree and a few lights  | tree none! literally none at all.

Surviving Christmas dinner with the family: centre of the dinner and enjoying it  |  just smile and wave  | barely hanging on  |  one more word and I’ll stab myself with this spoon came from a family of immigrant buddhists so it’s never been important in any way.

✨ TAGGED BY: @countlessrealities​​ ty!!! :) ✨ TAGGING: im so sleepy..... tag ur it.