#/ hydre's just. hydre idk what to say kjhgjhg

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who curses more?

don't they both cuss like sailors ksjdfhs hydre is vulgar and has fun being vulgar, but kaen's speech patterns are more informal in general. naturally as opposed to sort of...forced? like if hydre spoke totally naturally, he would sound like a very formal tightass with a deep voice from hell, no curse words to speak of. so i will say...mmmmmmmm kaen.

who is more patient?

-checks notes- well it can't be hydre cos he's impatient as hell when he's got his heart set on something. incite him, and he's not backing down. so i'm going to say kaen. flat-out, without even knowing all the deets on this front. i just know how impatient hydre can be and it's not...not pretty.

who does the driving?

do...does kaen drive or use public transportation? cos hydre doesn't drive. he flies, walks, teleports, etc. i remember talking about it exactly (1) time, and kaen being in college and so on. so if anyone could drive, it would probably be kaen, because hydre can't even physically operate a vehicle without breaking it. and i don't mean ripping the steering wheel off, though that could happen too, but i mean like. instantly, the battery's dead and the core functions of the thing are rendered entirely...non functional skdjhfs

who is louder? who is quieter?

i'd say kaen is louder, or at least more talkitive, where hydre is generally more calm and quiet. though, he can be big and booming and obnoxious when he wants to be. so maybe 50/50

who is more physically affectionate?

aren't they both? unu

who is more likely to tease the other?

they're both mischievous little shits, but kaen does more verbal teasing for sure. hydre does more physical teasing, and not in the context of this question skjdfh

who is better with time management?

kaen, 10000%. college kid, u kno? but also hydre has been living for so long, time is basically not a thing for him so he has no need to manage it

who wins the arm wrestling matches?

depends on when exactly they have an arm wrestling match. before kaen settles into their own godhood, hydre wins. actually, i think he wins more often than not anyway, but not because kaen can't. if that makes sense. rather, because look at their stupid dragon and how seemingly hard he's trying to keep up his streak-- let him win a good long while, then win over him once and bruise his ego ksjdhfs

who controls the music in the car ride?

NO CAR TO LISTEN TO MUSIC IN

who covers dinner when they order in?

i'm sure kaen would press, but hydre's so hunter-gatherer in a way, no one's paying for shit. well, he also steals things. he really only sometimes pays for things and largely only when he remembers to. he's a god, what's some starbucks barista gonna do? call the cops? lol, lmao even, fuck the police and your corporate overlords who don't pay you enough to even go that extra mile, he's taking the coffee and the cake pops right out of the display

who is more outgoing? who is more shy?

hydre doesn't...care. about socializing in the same ways mortals do. he will, but just doesn't give a damn. kaen, i feel, is more specifically outgoing than he is. like he's definitely introvert-coded

who has the more outlandish fashion sense?

hmmmm. neither of them? hydre wears plain black clothes and calls it a day. kaen might wear a wider variety of things, but they're not necessarily outlandish. like what does outlandish even mean? omg

who starts the tickle fights? who ends them?

if we're talking tickling, i'd imagine kaen. hydre doesn't do that kind of thing. if he's touching them at all, it's because he wants them in his mouth. or to be affectionate in his own strange sort of way really only kaen could even understand.

who has the darker/more “edgy” sense of humor?

hydre. anything dark is hilarious to him, even the things that explicitly make others uncomfortable. it's more the shock of it, the darker the better because of the expressions and reactions people have to that. he's definitely very twisted in his own way, but it's rooted in a sort of hopeless acceptance of whatever the edgy joke is about, not the joke itself. 'how can you be so surprised that horrible things happen? and how can you not laugh at the absurdity of it all?' is more or less is exact thoughts on dark humors.

who is more competitive when it comes to games?

i imagine they both could be pretty competitive. hydre, principly, is so competitive that when confronted by some idiot hero type, he will use literally any trick in the book to prevent them from pulling one over on him, no matter how weak and powerless he sees them. it's not so much power that could defeat him, but intelligence. hmmm. i see riddles and word games shared between them.

who has the bigger appetite? the bigger sweet tooth?

UM, i should say they have a matching appetite sksksk-- but, i think, realistically, it's probably hydre again. he's almost always hungry, and his happetite is immense, neverending, bottomless, and insatiable. it's more or less a 'curse', a consequence of his being. he was made to eat and destroy, but i've been fiddling with the idea that he ultimately devours his parents and replaces them as the worldeater, the god above all others (very much to his chagrin). it then becomes his purpose for existing. so hE--

who is more likely to get in a confrontation in public?

i'd say 50/50, but hydre's are probably infinitely more violent.

who hosts the parties/hangouts? who organizes them?

kaen. 1000% kaen. hydre is lazy and he could never. ewwww people, unless he gets to eat them-- which is ironic because he's actually quite fond of mortals, even if he thinks their lives are weird and pointless. an introvert who would like to be invited so he can show up and suck the life out of everyone. kaen is more social, i feel, in general so it's not like that for them. doing things together is, i imagine, also incredibly spontaneous.

who is better at cooking? do they ever cook for each other?

i think they're both good at it, just in different ways and with different dishes. hydre's experience is with miraglasian foods, where kaen's is probably more culturally mixed and therefore more broad. encompassing more verses hydre's monoculture.

who is more likely to engage in dangerous and/or illegal behavior?

they get up to all kinds of hijinks together, for sure, but not anything too severe? except hydre, on his own. he kills and eats people and that's pretty illegal. a little theft, pranks, general fey mischief is one thing. straight up mass-murdering for dinner is another.

who is more likely to notice when something is wrong with the other?

hydre. whether he does anything about it is a different story, but he notices without fail, i think. kaen is probably more sensitive...? like. would be more likely to say or do something. hydre's cool to sit there and vibe.

who does the talking in public settings (i.e. to the waiter at a restaurant)?

maybe it's best kaen does all the talking---

who is more likely to extend a helping hand & provide emotional support?

lol kaen. i don't think i need to elaborate here. just look at hydre smfh

who is the bigger prankster? do they get the last laugh or do they suffer for it?

i think it'd be about 50/50. hydre would inevitably turn it into a contest and progressively do more and more, throw his entire ass into it.