Sophie's reaction when Ben says she would have an holistic business if she wasn't an actor - so precious!
I've seen it, and I love everything about it. Her bangs! The grandpa sweater! The slouched posture! The complete discomfort receiving a compliment! *throws gifs at this question*
Hey Arien! Thank you for the follow :) Hope it's ok to send you some prompts in here! *inserts the titanic "it's been 84 years" gif* Please feel free to take or ignore as you wish. Some of these I mentioned already in the comments so apologies if you already have it in the works. There is absolutely no obligation nor expectation at all from me to fulfill these; I'm just happy to have a listening ear!
I always wondered what that Tess-Lachie roadtrip to Jackson was like, what it was like for her to get there when Joel is gone and also when he actually came back with Ellie. (On second thought I'm not sure I'm ready for that angst...)
"Never Have I Ever" with any combination of Joel/Tess/Tommy/Maria/Ellie/Lachie
Tess on uppers during the sweats
Joel's POV in Missouri when he realizes he loves her
Modern AU where Joel's the contractor but Tess is a conveyancer for the project and still married to Mike (this one is admittedly evil to Mike, sorry. I couldn't stop thinking about what they would've been like had they met pre-mushrooms. I also want to know everything about Tess's life - she lived with a woman? Was she an orphan living in foster care? A nunnery??)
Thank you so much! I've been really enjoying your Spotify playlist and am super excited to read the new Tommy outtakes. <3
OKAY. This is one of the earliest asks I received when I first opened up prompts (there's a reference to The Knight of Cups there which dates it!) and I think I have actually gotten to almost all of them now, so let's go through them one by one.
Tess and Lachie roadtrip: A ficlet. I don't think I will ever reach this one as a fully-fledged fic of its own, but more of the journey of this will be alluded to in You Only Live Twice, which is probably the next fic I start after I finally finish Charro and SQ.
"Never Have I Ever:" Shots Fired!
Tess on uppers during the sweats: Blood Orange.
Joel's POV in Missouri: ... I will get there.
Modern AU: Snowqueen of Texas. Except I'm still mysterious about Tess's life because I can't give her secrets away for free. :P
Thank you so much for all your ideas, they really did power my brain and challenge me! I hope you enjoy how they eventually manifested.
#so many fics have already covered similar topics that i decided to leave this one open to interpretation
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I am in a Desperate Situation
Hey guys. As some of you may know, I lost one of my two jobs in January due to the business shutting down. My other job has been only working me one day a week, sometimes two if I beg, and I’ve been looking for a second job. I’m currently in the works to be a substitute teacher, but the process is long and I desperately need money to pay bills, get groceries, and put gas in my car. It’s getting to a point where I will make any excuse not to drive somewhere because I don’t know if I’ll have enough money for gas. This has put me in an incredibly disheartening situation where I want to work, I’m capable of working and have been known to be a good worker, but it’s just not happening for me right now. Good times are coming, but I need help until I get there.
That’s where my big announcement comes in…
I AM TAKING FANFICTION COMMISSIONS!
$20 = 1,000-1,500 word fanfic (ex: Sweatertown, and Tiger Stripes)
$30 = 2,500-3,000 word fanfic (ex: Braid Braid, Boxing, and Dr. Mystery)
$50 = 2,500-4,000 word NSFW fanfic (ex: Time to Relax, and You’re F*cking Beautiful)
Payments will be made via PayPal. I will be happy to communicate via Tumblr, email, or Discord. Whichever makes you most happy.
WILLS AND WON’TS:
WILL do OCs and AUs
WILL do self-insert / second-person view
WILL do third-person view
WON’T do first-person view
WON’T do any type of hate fic
WON’T write a fic featuring an OC without the permission of the creator of said-OC
WON’T write an NSFW fic for anyone under the age of 18
Thank you all so much for all of your love and support! Even if you can’t afford a fanfic, I completely understand, and just know that a reblog would also help me tremendously. I wish you all nothing but happiness!
FULL DISCLOSURE: I’m as virgin as they come and a proud asexual 🖤🤍💜, but I do know some sexual activities and have read some fics. However, there are some things I either do not have enough knowledge on to write well for it, or simply feel uncomfortable writing it. With that being said, I am happy to talk about whatever you wish to read and I am willing to push my boundaries and learn. I am willing to read sample pieces or other fics to get an idea of what you want, but straight-up porn is a no for me.
129 notes - Posted February 26, 2022
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@gf10yearslaterzine Day 6. Funniest joke.
“My ex wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!”
#and because im adhd and autistic the hyperawareness that both of those bring doesn't fucking help in social situations where ppl don't like
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16 notes - Posted January 19, 2022
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me randomly remembering i played james bond in heels and then learned to change from those to tap shoes in 30 seconds and then performed in tap shoes as james bond and got a piece of wood kicked and broken by this dude who used to do taekwando and he once kicked me in the face during rehersals and how i looked so good in a black suit and red lip all while the handbell team played the 007 music
21 notes - Posted April 22, 2022
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listen. i have been trying to explain this to people for years. and even as a child. when my parents would tell me to like ‘thank people’ for like gifts or something. my brain would be like. ‘but why? i don’t like it.’ never understood the concept of not hurting someone else’s feeling until much later. and every single time i was invited to hang out with people or to go to a party. i would say ‘i don’t know those people, i can’t talk to them’ and everyone would say ‘but just try and get to know them’ and i could never explain that i just can’t. i don’t wanna go up to them say “omgg hiii long time no see!! last i saw you was xxxx”. like i know mannerisms. i’ve spent years copying them trying to look and act neurotypical. but like i cannot fake insincerity. and that’s why i ended up being ‘that one friend of those people who’s mean and rude’. and whenever people would do this, i would look at them like i was half amused and half just shocked/confused. because here i was standing next to some of my closest friends and suddenly they’re best friends with someone else. in a matter of seconds. and it used to give me such a whiplash. like how did that happen. how can you do that?? i can’t. it’s one of the reasons why i can’t form friendships that easily. because people go from insincerity to friends. they’ll be all ‘yeah yeah omg let’s make plans to hang out or party’ and then spend time and get closer. and for me. i literally cannot do that. i have to actually be interested in you as a person to be your friend. i can’t pretend to be your friend and then be friends with you. what kind of fucked up NT logic is that. but i’d always be the one standing in the corner or helping people with food or setting up the music. i can lie just as well as the next person, maybe even better. but i can’t be fake. i just. it’s so hard. how can you just switch characters like that. but nOoOOo. i’m the one who was a bitch. like actually i was hyperaware of all the fakeness that i was surrounded by. i can’t do insincerity just like i can’t do small talk. small talk is fucking weird man. with people my age it’s usually. ‘omg so what are you studying and where are you studying” and majority of the people i used to hang with would say they were studying business *insert eye roll*. and then you couldn’t stop me from telling them how their so-called business men idols could choke and die for all i care. and then from there i would go on about how systems are fucked up and minorities suffer from that and literally not a single person could keep up with me. because they would be like ‘whatever, ananya’ and just change the topic. and then after that they didn’t like me and i was mean and blunt and whatnot. so i mean. who’s really the mean person here.
33 notes - Posted January 28, 2022
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me randomly remembering how in primary we had to ask if we could drink water and how when we entered secondary we were so surprised that we didn't have to ASK TO DRINK WATER anymore
#(i have nothing against reader insert fics i am just very curious academically about which character gets chosen for reader insert pairings)
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Agents of SHIELD S7E03 Second Anniversary Special
What it says on the tin—today marks two years since AOS S7E03 Alien Commies from the Future, aka the first return of Daniel Sousa to screen since Agent Carter’s cancellation in May 2016.
While AOS S7 does not strictly fall within this blog’s description—to collect posts from when AC was on air, Daniel Sousa’s return was a momentous enough event, and it did lead to a resurgence of AC, so there will be a small series of posts marking the occasion. I will mostly be sharing posts from the AC fandom regarding AOS S7 :)
0 notes - Posted June 10, 2022
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Found in mod’s Facebook memories. Nerdist has since either moved servers, or removed this article.
0 notes - Posted June 2, 2022
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MDWAP Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
In 2018, Hayley was a guest on the podcast My Dad Wrote A P*rno.
Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was...
First published 25 October 2018.
Available on Apple Podcast [LINK] and Acast [LINK]
1 note - Posted September 18, 2022
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I must say, I am delightfully surprised that this URL is not taken yet.
2 notes - Posted May 28, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
This tumblr has now been verified as the official SSR Archive account. All agents please observe proper archival procedures and regulations.
Honestly, my first reaction to the synopsis was 'don't let the friend who's dying be Alex' because I don't want Maria to be the one somehow wind up saving him as a way to mend that relationship. On the other hand, if Alex was to be the one actually dying, that's the perfect handprint setup. Anyway, I'm trying to be positive, and the potential angst of Malex worrying about each other's life just when Michael is beginning to be hopeful about them having a future could be soooo good. I can just imagine the stupid fight they would have about it, especially if Alex is putting himself in danger possibly working with the Deep Sky military guy. I just really want this 'who comes into your life and why' stuff to lead to the two of them saying honest-to-God nice things about each other to each other's faces. If that happens, I swear to God, I will never complain about this show again.
*sigh*
It really sucks because the narrative set up for Malex angst, worry, pining, possible handprint healing is SO GOOD and it's RIGHT THERE. Like, we could have had (if we'd had to have a "triangle" at all which I still think makes no narrative sense and shouldn't have happened, but I digress) Forlex and m*luca dating at the same time and ending at the same time and finished the season with the song and then started season 3 with the vision and since they don't know WHO it is that's dying, we could have seen Alex and Michael both being convinced they were the ones going to die so they don't want to start anything yet and possibly abandon the other one, but they also possibly have so little time left so they still want to be around each other but they don't talk about the why's for the pushing away and the desperation culminating in a big scene mid-season where they finally hash it all out and decide no matter what they are better together. But because of how badly c*rina fucked up the season 2 storyline in general, and specifically with how she wrote m*ria, forcing a nonsensical "triangle" and *shudder* 2x06, there is absolutely ZERO amounts of interest for me in seeing m*ria at all, much less her interacting with Alex, Michael, or meddling with Malex in any capacity. Having her be the "central" plot this season is already making me dread that she is going to be involved in everything, I don't think I could handle it if she's "instrumental" in getting Malex back together. So I'm just going to keep hoping that the writers room has a modicum of common sense and will not keep trying to insert her into Malex's relationship. It's the only way I'll be able to sleep at night and maintain excitement for the show.
But no matter what happens, I AM excited for some good Malex moments this season given that Vlamis has been vibrating with excitement for ages now, and fingers crossed they will FINALLY say nice things about each other ACTUALLY OUT LOUD TO EACH OTHER. And god, hopefully they will kiss. It has been 84 years since a present day kiss. It has been LITERAL, ACTUAL YEARS since 1x03 when they kissed in present day.