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cammie · 4 months ago

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sometimes i think about changing everything and making val ten years younger (12/21/1984 instead of 74) just so when dallas is sometimes her divorced dad in the late 90s his mid life crisis car can be one of those big ol ford trucks. maybe an f-350. then i snap myself out of it and realize that makes her birth even more of a silly and unlikely scenario. but god it would be hilarious ... yes i realize i could have this without any birthday changes but it’s about 10x funnier to me when she’s still living in his house 🥲

#he lets her drive it home & i can hear the conversation with her mother now LOL #what do you mean he let you drive that thing val you’re 14.#& val says he said she would say that 🙄 her mother is flabbergasted. say what. the truth?!?#the huge pickups of today didn’t really become a thing until the late 90s/early 2000s because of car manufacturers wanting to skate around #environmental regulations about fuel efficiency based on the tread width of the vehicle. aka the standard bigger cars and trucks have to #adhere to is lower than a honda civic for example because the truck’s tires are farther apart #sighh :( unfortunately for me #cammie.txt

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