#& Phoenix has the whole ''my eyes!!!'' bit ๐
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Resumed my Trials & Tribulations playthrough and was like, you know what, maybe T&T really does deserve all the hype and really is the best in the og trilogy despite my favorite case being in JFA (and my second favorite case being in PWAA). After all, both 3-1 and 3-2 are both bangers.
. . . and then I got to 3-3 ๐ฌ
#obviously Turnabout Big Top is fucking gross for Max & Ben grooming Regina & this never being called out on#and also iirc Phoenix also being flustered by her? fucking nasty#but the bigotry inherent in EVERYTHING about Jean Armstrong's character . . . jfc#like obvs it comes across as transmisogyny but it's not ONLY that bc it is a JP game written for a JP audience#and i *think* (tho am not positive) that Armstrong was meant to be a caricature of gay men in JP media#so his character is like transmisogyny trope here in the west + homophobic trope in Japan#(+ also homophobic here for how he hits on Phoenix & Phoenix acts grossed out)#plus ALSO there is fatphobia with the scene in the kitchen after the first trial day where he rubs oil on himself#& Phoenix has the whole ''my eyes!!!'' bit ๐#and he's a major character so can't be ignored#but THEN it's not even just him bc the old man witness Victor Kudo turns out to be a nasty old man#who goes to the restaurant to perv on the waitresses#so Phoenix throws Maya in the waitress uniform at him to get him to talk. without asking her consent beforehand ๐#fucking gross behavior#Maya calls Mia in for the rescue but just. fucking ugh#i'm sorry but i think this is even worse than TBT. i have yet to see a single redeeming thing in this case.#p sure Turnabout Samurai is the only untainted 3rd case in the og trilogy. incredible
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If I completely lost my god damn mind and sense and shame, this is what I'd do to these characters, should I meet them in person.
Hugs and kisses for all despite refusing to touch people irl
Marco
Look, I don't need to explain myself. I just wanna ruffle his hair. It looks soft but also like it might feel coarse. I need to know so God damn badly. Also, I wanna know what Phoenix fire feels like. Supposedly it doesn't burn so I'd finally know what actual fire feels like without burning alive.
Just... Hug that goofy swan like neck. Is his whole body flame except his face and feet or is there a main body? Could I lift him as a bird? He'd probably feel really naked if the fire suddenly went out. Plucked bald man.
I want answers damnit. Also to hug a mythical creature but I'm a nerd so no surprise there. Maybe kiss his bird face for the trouble. Just a peck between the eyes with affection.
Ace
I wanna squish his face but I feel like it'd be really greasy and gross 80% of the time. Either from food, fire residue, or just general lack of hygiene. So I'd probably wipe it first and see how quickly he sets something on fire in mortification. If he managed to control himself I'll make sure he fails anyway by kissing his cheek.
Mwah~
I like to imagine that, freshly cleaned, Ace feels really pleasantly warm. Calloused and rough skin, particularly his hands and knuckles, but a vibrant resilience. Maybe a tad dry. Give him a spa day and he glows for weeks.
Lemme hug the sad baby with Issuesโข, it won't fix him but it wouldn't hurt to just hug the damn man more often.
Thatch
If you've been here for a bit then you know I have an irrational soft spot for this goober. So I wanna know what his hair feels like. Is it hard as a rock or does OP have crazy soft hair gel?!? Does he always have it up in a pompadour or are there rest/lazy days where it's just pulled back? I wanna see it. For totally normal, not overly invested reasons.
I bet the crown of his hair always has a bump from the shape of his pompadour, even when he doesn't do anything. It'd probably look like that soft, curling, beach blow out where it sorta makes an 's' shape around the face on both sides? I wanna play with it and I'll not sorry about that.
Also still absolutely kissing his cheek but only when he's least expecting it and I'm leaving so he has as little time as possible to say anything. Go for a friendly hug (which he'd definitely offer cause everything about him screams 'hugger', and a pretty firm hugger at that) and just
Mwah!
Leave him shocked and frozen as I run away ๐
Luffy
I wanna hug him. He's clearly a fan of hugging and won't make it weird. Even though it'd definitely be tight (something I wouldn't risk with most guys since they get weird about tits touching them, I can't exactly tuck them behind my back ๐). And he'd laugh if I kissed his cheek despite also having the same issue Ace does about being kinda gross. In fact, he'd just laugh if I cleaned off his face with that goofy ass smile.
Might not refrain from seeing if the apples of his cheeks squish like mochi with his devil fruit. Idk. Seems like fun and he'd probably let me. Massages must be wild for Luffy... Think he'd melt into a more literal puddle if you kneaded out his whole ass back? I doubt he's got a lot of tension but that shit feels nice even when you're not tense as hell.
Robin
She looks like she'd give a really good, firm hug. The kind that makes you feel soft and warm.
Also she'd probably kiss my cheek cause she's absolutely a shit and laugh about it. I'll only mostly be a good sport about the teasing.
But mostly I'm curious to know if her hands are dry--common book reader problem--and if she has callouses. She looks like she'd be soft with good skin but she's pretty hands on so idk.
#one piece#back on my bullshit#mittens indulges#fire fist ace#marco the pheonix#thatch one piece#nico robin#strawhat luffy
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