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For all us Scar lovers...

This is what our male would look like in his "older" age.

OMG...he's beautiful 😍

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Lemons. Yes....

Лимоны. Да. Кто как, а я люблю их только в чае☕

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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

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I've been listening to it since 3am

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Y/N: Raph, do you want to be the sun in my life?

Mikey: aw 😵😥😢😭

Y/N: shhhh Mike, not now

Y/N: so, big guy, what do you say?

Raph: sure. I'm da sun, because I'm fuckin HOT 🔥 🥵, right?

Y/N: yeah, you're hot.

Raph: 💪😁

Y/N: but, mainly it's because I want you to stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

Donnie: BWAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Mikey: oh danggggggg

Leo: 👀👏

Y/N: 😂😂😂😂 yall like that one? I saw that joke on insta.

Raph: oh, ya got jokes huh?

Raph: well, fuck da sun, I'm gonna be yer moon

Raph: prepare to see my scaly green ass cheeks pressed against yer windows every night.

Leo: Raph, your not doing that.

Raph: Da hell I'm not.

Leo: *sigh*

Donnie: Y/N, I'll help you hang some blinds.

Mikey: So, am I still your sun? 🥺🥺🥺

Y/N: yes, lil sunshine 🌞, you're still my sun, come on over and cuddle me, warm my skin.

Mikey: on my way SugarCakes!

Raph: ??? 🤨😧

Y/N: what can I say? Occasionally I like to be sun kissed 💋 😄

Raph: 🤬🤬🤬

Leo: Well played. 😆

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I'm all four of them 💙❤️💜🧡

I saw this, thought it was funny, so I wanted to share

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7AQY_fRt_0/?igsh=MmZjbzJ3N3dlaW15

Leo and Don for life!

[yautja-lover]

There’s something about four teenage ninja turtle brothers in the sewers that makes the neurodivergent people come alive

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if somebody tries to tell you that you can't do something, 'then you march forward with your middle finger in the air and tell them The Shield said so.'

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[yautja-lover]

Hello, WWE fanatics, those that don't know me personally. My username used to be harleymoxley for those of you who have known me at that time and wondered where I have been. I isolated myself from the fandom and took a break from wrestling.

Long story short, I have been through a lot shit from the past 3 to 4 years now. I have been thinking about writing WWE fanfics again, most likely S. H. I. E. L. D.

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Leo: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now! No response.

Y/N: wow they sound stupid.

Leo: but they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Y/N: maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, idk.. "hey! I love you"

Leo: i guess you're right. Y/N, I love you.

Y/N: See? Just like that!

Leo: holy fcking shit.

Y/N: if that flies over their head, then I'm sorry Leo but they're too dumb for you.

Leo: Y/N.

Donnie, eating popcorn watching the whole shit: I could totally get use to this.

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can we have it bayverse leo with promt 1?

"Oh my God. You're in love with her."

[Bayverse Leonardo x reader]

The fearless leaders behavior had always been strange towards you.

Considering his hard 'my way or the highway' mentality, you assumed he just wasn't that fond of you. It was awkward to say the least. There was a small get together at the lair. Yet April and Casey had already departed, plans of their own keeping them occupied.

You were seated between Donnie and Raph, an action movie having just finished on the screen. Leo had spared you a few glances as the film played, and Raphael swore he could see the way his brothers eyes narrowed when the former gently smacked your arm.

"Got a problem?" you joked in retaliation. It had been a while since you and the turtle got close. You seemed like best friends now, and that made Leo jealous. Raphael used to be annoyed with you, so he didn't understand why he was so open with you now. Not him of all people, anyway. "Nah, unless you wanna fight it out?" He snickered, giving you another nudge.

"Got enough in the tank for another round?" Donnie piped up, showing you one of his goofy smiles. In his hands was a bucket of popcorn, handing you some. "Dudes, we totally gotta show her the sequel," Mikey commented, a big grin on his face. The fearless leader shook his head as he silently listened to his brothers swarm you. Especially Raphael was under scrutiny. Leo never liked how he well he got along with you, given how bad of an influence his little brother could be.

Donnie went to grab the remote when Leonardo stood up. "It's late," he began. "I think it's better she go home." The glasses wearing turtle raised a brow, Mikey letting out an 'awe man'. Raphael on the other hand, crossed his arms, peering down at his big brother. "Yeah? Last time i checked she doesn't have a curfew."

"I said it because I'm the leader, i know what's best." Leonardo refused to back down. Raphael nearly growled at that.

"Guys chillax, she could crash here," Mikey offered, his purple cladded brother nodding in agreement. "No she can't," Leo plainly said. "Guys it's fine, I'll go," you tried to mediate the situation. You went to stand up from the couch, you were hurt but you understood Leo seemingly didn't like you. Raphael placed his hand on your shoulder, a scowl on his face as he pushed you back onto the couch. "Nah, i gotta know why fearless over here needs you gone so bad."

Donnie and Mikey both wisely kept their mouth shut, having seen the other two brothers glare at each other. "What'd she do to you?" The red turtle continued. "She didn't do anything wrong," Leo confirmed, seeming rather irritated. "Then what's the problem?"

"I'm the leader, and i'm responsible for everyone's safety here. I need to pick the best choices." Donnie adjusted his glasses, finally speaking up. "Wouldn't the safer option be her staying the night. I mean statistically speaking the rate of crimes goes up between the hours-"

"Donnie," Leonardo cut him off. "Not Now." Shaking your head, you gently pulled Raphaels hand off your shoulder. "It's fine," you assured him. "I'll catch you later, alright?" The situation was uncomfortable and you felt unwelcome. Raphael pursed his lips, but relented. "Need me to walk you home?" He questioned.

"It's eleven PM, there's people still on the streets," you explained, picking up your bag. You gave the brothers a nod, giving Mikey a pat on the shoulder as he gave you a disappointed look.

As soon as you were out the door the red and blue brothers stood across from each other again. "What's your problem?" Raph snapped. "I told you, it's nothing." Leonardo was grey rocking his brother, picking up his katana to hang up on the wall. "No, you don't get to be a piece of work to her, and then pretend you did somethin' good," Raphael retorted.

"Guys easy, you're gonna wake up sensei Splinter," Donnie tried to shush his brothers. "What do you care? Last time i checked you didn't care for outsiders," Leonardo replied, calmly crossing his arms. "Don't change the topic, answer me."

"She is a distraction to my leadership," the leader calmly spoke. Mikey's head shot up, a big grin on his face. Donnie noticed it and pursed his lips, anticipating where this argument went.

"Oh my God. You're in love with her."

Leonardo froze in his spot, Donnie tried to contain a chuckle and Raph shot their little brother a confused look. "Ohh, look at his face, i'm totally right!" Mikey shouted a bit too loud. "You gotta tell her how you feeel man," the youngest turtle said, motioning with his hands. "I don't," Leo said, turning his back to his brothers. "You know, being a jerk to her won't make her like you," Raphael huffed, sitting down on the couch. "Not that you would understand that concept," he muttered under his breath.

With a slight groan, Leo shook his head. "I'm going to bed, good night."

"Yeah? Gonna run away like a coward?" Raphael argued, getting more heated with the minute until Mikey put his hand on his arm. "Bro- easy."

The leader ignored his rebellious brothers comment, walking through the lair and over to his bed. He laid there for a while, the events of the night replaying in his mind. Raphael was right, and that hurt his pride.

A pair of light footsteps had him perk up. They weren't heavy enough to be his brothers, which could only mean one thing.

A familiar rat rounded the corner, his arms behind his back. "Sensei," Leo breathed, immediately sitting up on the edge of the bed. "I'm sorry, we didn't mean to wake you.. Mikey he-"

Splinter raised his hand. "There is no need for that, i overheard everything." Leo looked rather ashamed at that, opening his mouth to answer but no words coming out. "About her?" He finally managed to get it out. "What's gotten you troubled my son? If you love someone you'd want them around."

"She's a distraction." Leo said, more to convince himself. "It might hold me back on my training and my skills as a leader." Splinter placed one of his clawed hands on his sons arm. "Keeping your feelings to yourself will only district you more," he reasoned. The eldest son looked up, taking his fathers words into consideration. "You're still young, Leonardo. Pursuing love doesn't make you a bad brother. Leaving her in the dark and treating her unfairly, on the other hand makes her see you as worse than you are."

"What do you think i should do?" The leader asked, leaning forward slightly. "That my son, is up to you." After a moment of silence Leo finally made his choice.

"I'll tell her."

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Raph:

Y/N: Raph, that's the 100th time you've sent me that meme and, for the 100th time, I completely agree but I'm not having sex with you.

Raph: why not?

Y/N: you and I wouldn't match well in bed.

Raph: you have a hole dat needs fillin and I'm a hole fillin machine.

Donnie: Wait, Wait, wait.....

Donnie: okay, I've got my popcorn 🍿, proceed.

Mikey: uh...I just heard a cuss word from the meditation corner.

Donnie: Sh, Mikey, this is my favorite part.

Y/N: Raph, you're hot, I'll admit that but...

Raph: no buts...unless you're offering me yers 😈😈😈

Y/N: Raph. Big boy, it's just not going to happen.

Y/N: I need a connection, to feel safe. To reach my highest peaks, I need someone safe that I can count on in the free-fall.

Raph: I'm safe!

Y/N: 🫤

Raph: I am!

Donnie: just last week I had to fish ball bearings out of your nostrils because some fitness guru online convinced you that you could "pump up your nostril muscles by breathing the heavy balls in and out", yeah you are real safe.

Mikey: hehehe heavy balls

Raph: D, stay outta dis

Donnie: then don't put it in the group chat, genius.

Raph: Y/N, ignore his scrawny ass, so we doin it or what?

Y/N: no Raph. 😒

Raph: you know you want dis. All dis hot, hard, turtle drillin ya into da bed.

Mikey: code violent blue, repeat, VIOLENT BLUE

Y/N: Mikey, I think you mean violet blue

Donnie: no. He's gotta it right.

Y/N: ?

Donnie: it the code we've given for when Leo marches through the lair towards Raph's room with a murderous look in his eyes.

Donnie: I hear the action starting without me. Can't let my popcorn go to waste, got to watch the show. TTYL.

Y/N: *sigh* smh.

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🤞fingers crossed that me and my roommate get approved for the apartment we applied for.

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MIKEY!

Totally some Mikey shit!

Come on artists, we all need to see this with Mikey. 😆

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Any Leo fucking you when he's needy honestly

Warnings: 18+ / MDNI / NSFW / Smutish / Leo is late 20's to early 30's / general verses

Needy!Leo loves it when you breathe into his mouth, panting as he thrusts into you at just the right pace. Fuck, he missed you so much.

Needy!Leo loves it when you close your legs around his head when he goes down on you—losing his mind when you tug the banana, rubbing yourself to his face desperate to reach your peak. So fucking delicious, he drinks it all down.

Needy!Leo is crazy about your moans, he adores hearing how good he makes you feel.

Needy!Leo loves holding you so close to his plastron you can barely breathe, but god, your clit feels amazing grinding against his lower belly, that you almost don't care.

Needy!Leo stays inside after he's fucked his cum deep in your real good, slowly catching his breath as he holds you close. You're good for him, so soft and warm—what do you mean you can't breathe? This is no time for air, it's time for cuddles.

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Y/N: This is Raph and Mikey

Leo: lol

Donnie: accurate

Mikey: When can I pick up the money? 💰💰💰

Raph: Da Fuck?

Raph: why ya throwing me under da bus? Why ain't dat Leo or Don?

Y/N: Leo? Really? You want to go there?

Raph: fine. Ya right, Mista Stick in da mud wouldn't go. But, come on, it could be Don.

Y/N: Donnie wouldn't need to borrow money from me. His tech skills can get him any funds he needs.

Donnie: again, accurate.

Mikey: Hey, Don, can I borrow some money 💰 🤑?

Leo: Mikey, you're not going to a strip club.

Mikey: aw, come on Leo, why not?

Leo: *sigh* Y/N, see what you started?

Y/N: sorry Leonardo 😞