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lan wangji is the funniest bitch ever and we don't talk about it enough

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*looks up at you with the biggest wettest eyes and asks you very nicey if I can please please please please please bite the shit out of your hands and fingers

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i want to kill you

are you flirting with me

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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say

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if a girl wants to rip open your ribcage and live there you have to let her

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The fact that the homophobic term the Pope used is like, intercommunity Italian gay slang, adds a whole nother level.

Imagine if the Pope called someone a "passoid." Holy Father who taught you that word.

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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Xie Lian: abstinence is easy! I am not very tempted by women at all!

Xie Lian after meeting one (1) ghost king:

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Gone.

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Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like